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Joined 06-21-11, id: 3009171, Profile Updated: 12-04-13
Author has written 7 stories for Gallagher Girls, Big Time Rush, and Harry Potter.

Hey all. :) Yes, I am actually changing my greeting. I felt that my other one was just not quite right. After all, it had been up for almost a year; I felt it was time for a change. Anyway, for those who actually follow my stories, you know I tend to be wishy-washy on updating, and I apologize for that. I'm partly re-writing this intro to my profile because I want to let my faithful readers know that I hope to become more dedicated to my stories on this site, which means I am planning on updating more frequently - should real life not get in the way. I hope I still have a few readers out there who have stuck with me through all of this.

- Blue


To those that review my stories...you may never know how much I truly appreciate you. Getting comments and hearing what you have to say about my writing is what motivates me to sit down at the computer and type until my fingers are sore. Reviews are what keep me happy when I'm having a bad day. With just one comment, my whole day is turned around. Seriously, thank you to everyone who reviews, whether they be anonymous or signed, I appreciate every single one.


If you read my story, Love Happens Once, here is a picture of how I imagine Rory. Of course, with pink, lime green, violet, and light blue highlights. :3


For my Harry Potter fanfic, here's how I imagine some of the characters:

Corina Jalyn 'CJ' Brightly- (With brown eyes.)

Delilah 'Lyla' Mathers- (With lighter hair, and blue eyes.)

Sirius Black-

Lily Evans-

James Potter-

Remus Lupin-

Peter Pettigrew-

Regulus Black-


Girl comebacks that I wouldn't mind using if the opportunity ever presents itself.

Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.

Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Guy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Guy: Your place or mine?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Guy: So, what do you do for a living?
Girl: I'm a female impersonator.

Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Girl: Do not enter.

Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Girl: But would you stay there?

Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and I together
Girl: Really? 'Cause I'd put f and u together.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.


I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My-Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words than actions, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.


She is different from all those other girls

She is not a fake

She has her own style,

She likes to dance, sing, and act crazy with her friends.

She will overanalyze everything and anything you could possibly say.

She can argue, but hates it.

She hates drama and can live without it and the people who cause it.

But the one thing she could never understand is why he can't love her the way she loves him.

Every single person has at least

One secret that would break your heart

If we could remember this;

I think there would be a lot more

Compassion and tolerance in this world

I think that's what's wrong with the world, today:

no one says how they feel, they hold it all inside.

They're sad; but they don't cry.

They're happy; but they don't dance or sing.

They're angry; but they don't s c r e a m.

Because if they did; they would feel ashamed;

(and that's the worst feeling in the world)

So everyone walks with his or her head hung low,

And nobody ever notices just how beautiful the sky is.

Why does the world have to be so cruel?

To treat us as if we shouldn't exist just because we're different

How can someone say they are a good person?

If they judge us according to our love


Some of the greatest sayings ever...in my opinion.

I sat back looking at the stars and began to think, where the HECK is my roof!

Lose one friend, lose all friends, but just don’t lose yourself.

A good friend will pay the bail when your in jail ...an even better friend will be in jail with you saying man we screwed up.

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen!

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run! Death hates that.

I’d rather be hated for who I am, then loved for something I'm not.

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

When it comes to thinking, some people stop at nothing.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

Procrastinate NOW!

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

I don't care if you insult me, but at least use correct grammar and spelling.

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with "Quit while you're ahead"?

I am treated like a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect! (I'm still not perfect. I just think this is cute!)

Some cuts don't show...some wounds don't heal...some pain, you can't see.

It's sad when people you know become people you knew, when you can walk right past someone like they were never a big part of your life, how you used to stay up talking for hours, but now, you can barely even look at them. It's sad how times can change.

Yeah, I'm a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet!

If life gives you lemons...throw them at someone.

People put up walls not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break...them...down.

The worst part of watching someone change right in front of you-AND I MEAN CHANGE THEIR PERSONALITY-is remembering who they used to be.

A ruler tells a rock it rocks, and a rock tells a ruler it rules, and a girl standing behind them thinks they belong on a Delia's shirt.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

"Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork."

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in your face?

So what if we act like immature idiots? We're having fun.

Music is my boyfriend.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the heck you did.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask directions.

Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

I used all my sick days, so I called in dead...

They say "guns don’t kill people, people kill people.” Well, I think the gun helps, because if you just stood there and yelled BANG I don’t think you'd kill too many people.

So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

Save the earth, it's the only planet with books!

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!

Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide.

I used to see a shrink... until she said life isn't for everyone.

I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me there.

Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.

Tell the truth and run.

If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from?

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?

You cry, I cry; you laugh, I laugh; you jump off a cliff, boy I’m going to miss you.

Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends.

I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it...

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!

When in doubt, make up words!

Home is not where you live, but where they understand you.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!

You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not cold then I'm Hot. I know I'm Hot. Thank you for embracing it!

Come to the dark side, we have cookies!

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks!

Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

Flying is simple, just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Music is like candy; you throw away the rappers.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

I don't have a dog... I eat my own homework.

I'm not random; I just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!

Please: Don't throw your cigarette butt's on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.

There are threekinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't.

WarningTrespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

I was going to take over the world, but something sparkly distracted me.

Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.

WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.

The one who laughs last thinks slowest.

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

"You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had."

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, and we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

Never judge a book by its movie.

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor

Education is important. School however, is another matter.

"Home is not where you live, but where they understand you."

Why is Cinderella a fairy tale? Any idiot can lose a shoe!

Break the rules, stand apart, ignore your head and follow your heart. J

If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.

Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.

The problem with reality is a lack of background music.

I laugh in the face of death...maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back.

"You know you're in love with someone when you go to sharpen your pencil just to look at him/her until you realize your pencil is mechanical."

"Friends are people who leave you at the chance they get. Best friends are stuck to you with super glue, staple wiring, and a thick rope."

"I am good in bed! I can sleep for days!"

"Save paper! No more examinations! Save paper!"

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately, it kills all of its pupils.

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.

He who trims himself to suit everyone will soon whittle himself away.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

If you think things can't get worse, it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby.

Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.

He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.

Percussive maintenance – Is the art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

When I say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Never hire a colorblind electrician.

At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway.

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.

Don't follow in my footsteps. I run into walls.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face.

I didn’t say that it was your fault…I said I was going to blame you.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties!

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.

If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

You don't have to be faster than the bear; you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

Forever isn't as long as it used to be.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

Parents spend the first part of a child's life teaching them to walk and talk. The second half is spent teaching them to sit down and shut up.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!

I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive.

Duck tape may be silver, but silence is golden.

My mother told me never to talk to strange people. I never talk to parents, friends, or myself anymore.

It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. Just drink it and get it over with!

You always get what’s coming to you, unless, of course, it gets lost in the mail.

Forecast for tonight: darkness.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

On those restaurant signs that say 'No shirt, no shoes, no service,' does that mean you can wear a shirt and shoes, but no pants, and they have to serve you?

I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes.

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.

It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s hysterical

If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport.

I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words

I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and hit him again.

Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?

If you die in an elevator, be sure to press the ‘Up’ button.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

If there is a "WILL" there are 500 relatives.

Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is ready for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

Borrow money from a pessimist-they don't expect it back.

Music speaks what cannot be expressed, soothes the mind and gives it rest, heals the heart and makes it whole, flows from heaven to the soul.

A friend is someone who understands your past, believes in your future, and accepts you just the way you are.

One of the hardest things in life, is watching the one you love, love someone else.

I don't pretend to know what love is for everyone, but I can tell you what it is for me; love is knowing all about someone, and still wanting to be with them more than any other person, love is trusting them enough to tell them everything about yourself, including the things you might be ashamed of, love is feeling comfortable and safe with someone, but still getting weak knees when they walk into a room and smile at you.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

I'm so gangsta I carry a squirt gun.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of a fast approaching train.

Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging!

I love Deadlines! I like the whoosh noise they make as they go by.

Curiosity killed the cat, and satisfaction brought it back.

In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat. You’ll be way ahead of the game on that one.

If the good die young then the bad die old; thus leaving us with only politicians left.

Goldfish have the memory span of 3 seconds; sometimes I have to wonder if I’m a goldfish.

Sometimes you have to run away to see who will come after you.

There's always a TRUTH behind JUST KIDDING, a Little EMOTION behind I DON'T CARE, a Little PAIN behind IT'S OKAY, a Little I NEED YOU behind LEAVE ME ALONE...and a Lot Of WORDS behind THE SILENCE...

Have you ever noticed if you rearrange the letters in mother-in-law, they spell Woman Hitler?

Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too?’” Why would someone get a cake if they can't eat it?

What is easy isn't always right. What is right isn't always easy.

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up!

There's a ME in AWESOME.

I'm so clever that sometimes I don't even know what I'm saying.

Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as I can.

Don't tell God how big your storm is; tell your storm how big your God is!

I didn't lose my mind, the people in my head stole it and they refuse to give it back.

It takes skill to fall over while sitting down!

I am currently teaching my pet rock to play dead…

Don't sniff coke! The bubbles burn your nose!

Yes, I do talk to my animals like they're people. Do you got a problem with that?

An apple a day keeps the doctor away…unless he's a cute doctor then, forget the fruit.

RAWR…Some people say it means I love you in dinosaur but I think it means back off or I'll eat you!

Why do people stare at you when they catch you talking to yourself? Excuse me! But I'm trying to have a conversation here!

I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do, kill me?

You mean to tell me that my knight in shining armor is really a dork wrapped in tin foil?

Life Guard. Yeah, mine walks on water.

NEVER ANNOY A WRITER! SHE/HE MAY PUT YOU IN A BOOK AND KILL YOUR BUTT!

If the world were the same, where would inspiration come from?

I'm the kind of girl who walks into a wall and then says sorry to it!

I'm not trying to impress you, but I watch PG rated movies without my parents’ permission!

Sometimes I meow back at my cat.

You know it's time to visit a shrink when you start singing the Spongebob theme song in the shower…

You can't force someone to love you…you can only stalk them and hope for the best!

Boy, I didn't fall for you; you tripped me!

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid but.

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

I'm sugar, spice, and everything nice, but, before you mess with me, you'd better THINK TWICE!

Be a FRUIT LOOP in a world of CHEERIOS.

It's not the fall that kills you...it's the sudden stop at the end.

I'm just a silly girl who likes this one boy wayyyy too much...

I live for the nights I can't remember with the friends I'll never forget.

I am who I am, and your opinion isn't needed.

I'm not evil! I'm good...with a twist.

Love me, hate me, either way you're thinking of me.

Life may not always be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we might as well dance.

So we're a little crazy, but that's how we roll.

Be crazy, be wild, 'cause you're not young forever.

You can't be old and wise if you were never young and stupid.

A wise girl knows her limits. A great girl knows she has none.

The bottom line is, what defines you isn't how many times you crash, but the number of times you get back on the bike.

Never explain yourself. Your friends don't need it and your enemies won't believe it.

If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them.

A best friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself.

You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music.

Calling someone dumb doesn't make you any smarter.

If you're going through hell, keep going.

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something dumb to say and then don't say it.

I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

I intend to live forever- so far so good

Maturity is knowing when and where to be immature

All of my friends and I are crazy. That's what keeps us sane!

It’s funny that those things your kids did that got on your nerves seem so cute when your grandchildren do them.

Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who will be writing about you.

I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.

Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person, think of yourself as a beautiful monkey. It always gets laughs!

Laugh until you cry, and cry until you laugh.

If you fail to prepare, then prepare to fail.

Some people are like Slinky’s. Pretty much useless but make you smile when you push them down the stairs

Never argue with an idiot. They’ll drag you down to their level and beat you through experience.

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.

What do you do when the only one who can make you stop crying is the one who made you cry?

It's called COMMON sense, right? So why is their such a lack in society?

I preach the rules; that doesn’t mean I follow them.

If I'm not back in five minutes, wait longer.

Inside me is a skinny person screaming to get out. But she shuts up when I eat cake.

I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as I can.

Our eyes are placed in front because it's more important to look ahead than to look back.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Don't follow in my footsteps...I run into walls.

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have film.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the titanic.

Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do.

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman.

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Nope, can't go to Hell. Satan still has that restraining order against me...

You know you're a geek when procrastination doesn't affect your grades.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

The statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

It doesn't matter what temperature the room is. It's always room-temperature.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique, just like everyone else.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Don't get mad...Get even.

If you knew what you were doing you'd probably be bored.

If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.

Not only do I fall down stairs, I trip up them as well - now that takes talent.

He says I love you, I sneezed and said "Sorry I'm allergic to bullshit."

I used to be normal until I met those losers I call my friends.

Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

She's my best friend. You break her heart I break your face.

A good friend lets you dance with your boyfriend, a best friend yells at him and screams "NO SHE'S MINE."

Best friends don't let you do stupid things...alone.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.

I have lots of ideas. Trouble is most of them suck.

Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over.

Say to a boy: Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

If payback's a bitch and revenge is sweet then I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Don'y play games with a girl who can play better.

Anyone can give up. It's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it all together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that is true strength.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED: Apparently, you told Santa that you have been good this year. He died laughing.

Heels were invented by a man to make women’s butts look smaller and to make it harder for them to run away.

If you are good you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good you will get out of it.

A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.

Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

Sometimes you're the windshield, but sometimes you gotta be the bug.

Always listen to experts- they'll tell you confidently what can't be done and why. Then go ahead and do it.

After all is said and done a heck of a lot more is said than done.

Happiness is your dentist telling you “it won't hurt a bit,” and then he catches his hand in the drill.

The good news is that you may have screwed up my past and created my present but you have no control over my future.

Let's play truth or dare! Or maybe just dare, because nobody seems to tell the truth anymore.

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

Live dangerous…Run with scissors.

I’m so clever that sometimes, I don’t even know what I’m saying.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

If you can't reach the stars, catch one that falls.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Don't yawn in the shower. You might drown.

There's a ME in AWESOME but there's also a WE.

I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy!

I can resist anything but temptation.

The best place to hide is in plain sight.

Guys aren't worth your tears.

I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and he got away.

I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.

If I asked for your opinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth.

Just remember, inside every girl, there's a boy. That came out wrong… but you know what I mean.

So what if we act like immature idiots? We're having fun.

God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die.

The only problem with mornings is that they happen too early in the day.

Retreating! Hell no, we're just attacking the other direction!

Smile; tomorrow will be worse.

Every time I hear that dirty word 'exercise' I wash out my mouth with chocolate.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favourite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favourite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Edward, Jasper or Emmett is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Twilight related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you have OCD (Obsessive Cullen Disorder). Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you suddenly start blabbing about gourds and Hero's Water. Crazy is when you start laughing at the term 'cheap plastic' when no one else knows why. Crazy is when you randomly started laughing like a maniac during a test.


7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children (small children)

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Because your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."


Dance like no one is watching.

Love like you've never been hurt.

Sing like no one is listening.

Live like it's heaven on earth.

Work like you don't need the money.

Speak like you've never been heard.

Listen like the voice is a melody.

Write like you just found the words.


SLOW DANCE

Have you ever
watched kids
On a merry-go-round?
Or listened to
the rain
Slapping on the ground?
Ever followed a
butterfly's erratic flight?
Or gazed at the sun into the fading
night?
You better slow down.
Don't dance so
fast.
Time is short.
The music won't
last.
Do you run through each day
On the
fly?
When you ask

How are you?
Do you hear the
reply?
When the day is done
Do you lie in your
bed
With the next hundred chores
Running through
your head?
You'd better slow down
Don't dance so
fast.
Time is short.
The music won't
last.
Ever told your child,
We'll do it
tomorrow?
And in your haste,
Not see
his
sorrow?
Ever lost touch,
Let a good
friendship die
Cause you never had time
To call
and say, ' Hi '
You'd better slow down.
Don't dance
so fast.
Time is short.
The music won't
last.
When you run so fast to get somewhere
You
miss half the fun of getting there.
When you worry and hurry
through your day,
It is like an unopened
gift...
Thrown away
Life is not a
race.
Do take it slower
Hear the
music
Before the song is over.


As we grow up, we learn that even the ONE person that was never supposed to let you down, probably will. you will have your heart broken probably more then once, and it's harder every time. you'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broke. you'll fight with your best friend. you'll blame a new love for things an old one did. you'll cry because time is passing to fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. so take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love.


If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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If you can read the message above paste it in your profile.


Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that isn’t as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


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Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.


My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I can not see.

I must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the daylong

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says it’s my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I’m starting to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!” I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

If you are against child abuse, copy and paste this into your profile!


How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.


Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead,
who keeps your picture in his wallet,
who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,
who holds your hand in front of all his friends,
who thinks your beautiful without makeup,
one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,
THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!


Ever wonder...
where we are headed...
Why
the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why
women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why
you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why
"abbreviated" is such a long word?
If
con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Why
Doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why
you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?
Why
lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why
the man who invests all your money is called a "Broker"?
Why
there isn't mouse flavored cat food?
Who
tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?
Why
Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
Why
they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why
they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?
Why
sheep don't shrink when it rains?
Why
they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Why
they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?


OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.


What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her what’s wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her, even if she's not saying anything.

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you-

Tease her and let her tease you back-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid-

Give her the world-

Let her wear your clothes-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her-

Let her know she's important-

Kiss her in the pouring rain-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking?"


TRUE LOVE:

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down, I’m scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No it's not, please, it's so scary.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug

She gave him a big hug

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tells him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.


MORE TRUE LOVE:

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.


HOW SWEET:

He gave her 12 roses, 11 real and 1 fake, and said "I'll love you until the last rose dies."

In order to stand up for what you believe in, you have to be willing to stand-alone.

"No one is too young for love, because love doesn't come from your mind, which knows your age, but from your heart, which knows no age."

"Love is not blind -- it simply enables one to see things others fail to see." Anonymous


Harry: "I've been thinking about something Dumbledore said to me."

Hermione: "What's that?"

Harry: "That even though we got a fight ahead of us, we've got one thing that Voldemort doesn't have."

Ron: "Yeah?"

Harry: "Something worth fighting for."


Mommy... Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"


RULES FOR BEING HUMAN

You will receive one body. You may like it or hate it, but it will be yours for the entire time you're here.
You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called life. Each day in this school you will have the opportunity to learn the lessons. You may like the lessons or think them irrelevant and stupid.
There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of trial and error, and experimentation. The failed experiments are as much a part of the process as the experiment that ultimately works.
A lesson is repeated until learned. A lesson will be presented to you in various forms until you have learned it. When you have learned it, you can then go on to the next lesson.
Learning lessons does not end. There is no part of life that does not contain its lessons. If you are alive, there are lessons to be learned.
There is no better a place than here. When your "there" has become a "here", you will simply obtain another "there" that will again look better than "here".
Others are merely mirrors of you. You cannot love or hate something about another person unless it reflects to you something you love or hate about yourself.
What you make of your life is up to you. You have all the tools and resources you need. What you do with them is up to you. The choice is yours.
Your answers lie inside you. The answers to life's questions lie inside you. All you need to do is look, listen, and trust.


Hufflepuff
"People don't care what you think unless they think you care."
Gryffindor

"Stand up to what is right, even if you're standing alone."
Slytherin

“Winning means rising each time you fall."
Ravenclaw

"What lies before us and behind us aren't as important as what lies within us."


Month One

Mommy

I am only 8 inches long

But I have all my organs.

I love the sound of your voice.

Every time I hear it

I wave my arms and legs.

The sound of your heart beat

Is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy

Today I learned how to suck my thumb.

If you could see me

You could definitely tell that I am a baby.

I'm not big enough to survive outside my home thought.

It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy

I'm a boy!!

I hope that makes you happy.

I always want you to be happy.

I don't like it when you cry.

You sound so sad.

It makes me sad too.

And I cry with you even though

You can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy

My hair is starting to grow.

It is very short and fine

But I will have a lot of it.

I spend a lot of my time exercising.

I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes

And stretch my arms and legs.

I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.

Mommy, he lied to you.

He said that I'm not a baby.

I think and feel.

Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.

I don’t like him.

He seems cold and heartless.

Something is intruding my home.

The doctor calls it a needle.

Mommy what is it? It burns!

Please make him stop!

I can't get away from it!

Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy

I am okay.

I am in Jesus's arms.

He is holding me.

He told me about abortion.

Why didn't you want me mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just...

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this.


I know I'm not perfect.
I know I'm a geek, in many different ways.
I know I listen to "weird" bands.
I know I like to read.
I know I like school, even the teachers.

BUT:
I know I have true friends.
I know I'm loved.
I know whom I love.
I know what I love.
I know I can overcome put-downs.
I know who I am.

Anything else you'd like to throw at me?


WHAT A KISS MEANS

Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means...
Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"

--Advice--
Don’t ask for a kiss, take one
If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.

--Requirements--
Post this again after reading!!


Did you know...
Kissing is healthy.
Bananas are good for period pain.
It's good to cry.
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
Lying is actually unhealthy
.
You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
It's actually true; boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want you to make the first move.
It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
Chocolate will make you feel better.
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
A good foundation will hide a hickeys...not that you have any.
Boys aren't worth your tears.
We all love surprises.
Now...make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!
WISH WISH WISH!
Your wish has just been received.
Copy and paste into your profile in the next 15 minutes and your wish will be granted.


Remember when life was so innocent?
Your close friend becomes your worst enemy.
Lollipops turn into cigarettes.
The innocent ones turn into sluts.
Homework goes in the trash.
Mobile phones are being used in class.
Detention becomes suspension.
Soda becomes vodka.
Remember when getting high meant swinging on the playground?
When protection meant wearing a helmet?
The only drug you knew was cough medicine.
Wearing a skirt didn’t make you a slut.
The only things that hurt you were skinned knees?

The only thing you could get from a boy was cooties?

When your worst enemies were your siblings?

And race issues were about who ran the fastest?

When –WAR- was a card game?
Goodbyes only meant until tomorrow?

And life was always simple and carefree.
Remember when all you wanted to do was grow up?


A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Dad.'
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.

Dear, Dad.
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing to you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you.

I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.

But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a caravan in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren.

Love Your Son,

Joshua.

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on the kitchen table.

Call when it is safe for me to come home...

Copy and Paste this into profile if this touches you as it did me...


A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into perspective in one of its releases:
-A billion seconds ago it was 1960.
-A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive
-A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.
-A billion dollars only lasts 5 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate Washington spends it.


Dance

As though no one is watching you.

Love

As though you have never been hurt before.

Sing

As though no one can hear you.

Live

As though heaven is on earth


I believe in Jesus

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today


Did you know? Before you go to sleep at night there is 1 person from the opposite rainbow, thinking of you, they want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they're always thinking about you before they go to sleep at night and they are longing to be with you. This is all true, not fake. If you repost this on your page within 5 minutes, that person who is longing to approach you will approach you in a month and ask you out or grab you and kiss you but if you break this chain no one will like you or ask you out for 45 years.


Happiness is...

Laughing with friends till you pee your pants

Knowing you look like an idiot, but not caring because you also know you're having way more fun the people you look like an idiot too.

A dog licking your face

Getting a kiss on the cheek from someone just to show they care

Holding hands with someone who means more than life to you

Finding true love

Getting a text from 'that guy' just checking to see if you’re alright

Sleepovers with friends

A day with the family

Watching your favorite movie

Reading a good book

A hot shower

Writing a good story and not wanting to stop

Dreaming


Things that make you feel good:

1. Falling in love.
2. Laughing so hard your face hurts.
3. A hot shower.
4. No lines at the supermarket.
5. A special glance.
6. Getting mail.
7. Taking a drive on a pretty road.
8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio.
9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.
10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer.
11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry).
12. A bubble bath.
13. Giggling.
14. A good conversation.
15 The beach
16. Finding a 20-dollar bill in your coat from last winter.
17. Laughing at yourself.
18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you
19 Midnight phone calls that last for hours.
20. Running through sprinklers.
21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.
22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful.
23. Laughing at an inside joke with FRIENDS
25. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you.
26. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep.
27. Your first kiss (either the very first or with a new partner).
28. Making new friends or spending time with old ones.
29. Playing with a new puppy.
30. Having someone play with your hair.
31. Sweet dreams.
32. Hot chocolate.
33. Road trips with friends.
34. Swinging on swings.
35. Making eye contact with a cute stranger.
36. Making chocolate chip cookies.
37. Having your friends send you homemade cookies.
38 Holding hands with someone you care about.
39 Running into an old friend and realizing that some things (good or bad) never change.
40. Watching the expression on someone's face as they open a much-desired present from you.
41. Watching the sunrise.
42. Getting out of bed every morning and being grateful for another beautiful day.
43. Knowing that somebody misses you.
44. Getting a hug from someone you care about deeply.
45. Knowing you've done the right thing, no matter what other people think.


( )BTR( )
(='.'=)
(")_(") hehehe...=p


"Let's eat grandpa!"
"Let's eat, grandpa!"
Punctuation saves lives. :D


:·.·:
·. Live Laugh Love

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ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD. HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND THEN TURNS
THE GUN ON HIMSELF. HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND THE COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE
LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY. HER FIRST DAY TO SUNDAY SCHOOL SHE WALKS INTO THE BUILDING AND
SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS.

THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER: How did that man get
off the cross?

THE TEACHER REPLIED: He never did.

THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: Yes he did when mommy
and daddy fought he sat next to me behind the couch telling me everything was gonna be alright...

66 of u won't repost this. BUT REMEMBER THE BIBLE SAID, ''DENY JESUS IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS
AND I WILL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY FATHER. “Repost this IF YOUR NOT ASHAMED. Let God's love spread!


One day, a black man walked into a bar. A white man stood up and said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen Sir... when I was born I was black, when I grew up I was black, when I’m sick I’m black, when I go out in the sun I’m black, when I’m cold I’ll be black, and when I die I’ll be black. But you sir, when you where born you were pink, when you grew up you were white, when you're sick you're green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you're cold you turn blue, and when you die you'll turn purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man sat back down and the white one walked away. If you hate racism post this on your profile.


TGWF: Thank God We're Female


We're Teenage girls,
we stay up way too late.
Obsess over our hair.
Have that one guy who makes our heart skip a beat.
We watch chick flicks, and pretend to be the main character.
We get lost in music that relates to our situation.
We’re obsessed with stars that we will probably never meet.
We’re a little off every 28 days ;)
we try to sing no matter our talent.
And
we don't have the highest self-esteem.
So take us as we are
or don't bother trying.


This is the stupidity test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that you have done!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot (I wanted to see if was hot...It was. Very.)
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.


When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.


Girls Don't Realize These Things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club (that is the best part of dating is cuddling!)

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'


WHAT AM I?

PREP

You own a cell phone
You own something from Abercrombie
You own something from Pacsun.
You own something from Hollister.
You own something from American Eagle.
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale.
You have more than one house.
Total: 6

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
You've shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark.
You dislike preps.
You're an atheist/satanist/agnostic.
Total: 1

PUNK

You can skateboard.
You've worn plaid.
You like Converse.
You hate MTV.
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
Total: 3

GEEK

You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter.
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts.
You get straight A's.
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total: 5

EMO

You cut yourself over depression.
You have been depressed.
You have black rimmed glasses.
You like the band Evanescence
You cry easily.
You like emo music.
You hate being called emo.
You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
You have written a sad poem.
You think emo chicks/Guys are hot
Total: 3

GHETTO/GANGSTA

You like rap.
You are/was in a gang.
You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.
You swear once in a while
You have freestyled.
You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
You can break dance.
Total: 3

HARDCORE/SCENE

You like loud music.
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band panic! at the disco.
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance.
Hair has been died more than 1 color.
Total: 3

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Superbowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies/awards
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
Your garage consists of sports equipment
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
You have a specific number.
Total: 8


I am not that girl,

The one that is super popular.
The one that is rich.
The one obsessed with Twilight.
The one that will lie to get her way.
The one that doesn't care about your feelings.
The one that wears her Team Edward or Team Jacob shirt proudly.
The one that has a new boyfriend every week.
The one that hates her life because she wears size-two jeans.
The one that would cry over a boy.
The one that will give up because she broke a nail.
The one that started wearing makeup at nine years old.

BUT

I am that girl,
The one who likes books more than boys.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy.
The one who reads and writes to escape.
The one who just wants to help.
The one that really wants to make a difference.
The one that sticks to her values.
The one that doesn't look at race or homosexuality.
The one that cries when she feels alone and helpless; it only shows she's strong.
The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say.
The one that refuses to believe that this is it.
The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns...they taste good.
The one that people like, because she's crazy.
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow.
The one who won't give in.
The one won't give up.


A young wife sat on a sofa on a hot humid day, drinking iced tea and visiting with her mother. As they talked about life, about marriage, about the responsibilities of life and the obligations of adulthood, the mother clinked the ice cubes in her glass thoughtfully and turned a clear, sober glance upon her daughter.

"Don't forget your sisters," she advised, swirling the tea leaves to the bottom of her glass. "They'll be more important as you get older. No matter how much you love your husband, no matter how much you love the children you may have, you are still going to need sisters. Remember to go places with them now and then; do things with them."

"Remember that 'sisters' means ALL the women; your girlfriends, your daughters, and all your other women relatives too. You'll need other women. Women always do."

"What a funny piece of advice!" the young woman thought. "Haven't I just gotten married? Haven't I just joined the couple-world? I'm now a married woman, for goodness sake! A grownup! Surely my husband and the family we may start will be all I need to make my life worthwhile!"

But she listened to her mother. She kept contact with her sisters and made more women friends each year. As the years tumbled by, one after another, she gradually came to understand that her mother really knew what she was talking about. As time and nature work their changes and their mysteries Sisters are there, no matter how much time and how many miles are between you. A girl friend is never farther away than needing her can reach.

When you have to walk that lonesome valley and you have to walk it by yourself, the women in your life will be on the valley's rim, cheering you on, praying for you, pulling for you, intervening on your behalf, and waiting with open arms at the valley's end.

Sometimes, they will even break the rules and walk beside you...Or come in and carry you out.

Girlfriends, daughters, granddaughters, daughters-in-law, sisters, sisters-in-law, Mothers, Grandmothers, aunties, nieces, cousins, and extended family: all bless our life!

The world wouldn't be the same without women, and neither would I. When we began this adventure called womanhood, we had no idea of the incredible joys or sorrows that lay ahead. Nor did we know how much we would need each other.

Every day, we need each other still.


Why do Boys Fall in Love with Girls?

(This was written by a guy.)

Don't break this; it's so sweet! :)

1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.
3. How cute they look when they sleep.
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms.
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.
6. How cute they are when they eat.
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.
8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.
11. How cute they are when they argue.
12. The way her hand always finds yours.
13. The way they smile.
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the caller ID after you just had a big fight.
15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...
16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.
17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".
18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).
23. The way they say "I miss you".
24. The way you miss them.
25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...
26. The way that she looks almost always happy around you

Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitabley consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart.

A feeling.
Only felt.

This chain started in 2002.
It is a love chain letter.
In an hour you are supposed to repost this.

Now here comes the fun part:
You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say "I love you," or "Will you go out with me?" NO JOKE!!

NOW THE CONSEQUENCES!!
The consequences are:
If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future
relationships.
If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!!
Congratulations!!
You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain
letter on the internet.
Once you read this letter, you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour)
post it with the title "why do boys fall in love with girls?"
After you send it, make a wish and it will come TRUE.


HOW GUYS FLIRT:

1.He stares at you alot.

2. He hits you alot. (just play hitting )

3. He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you

4. He yelled, "Hi!", to your mum that day she picked you up from school.

5. He blew off his buds to go see "Brown Sugar" with you cuz you couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone.

6. He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process

7. His voice gets softer when ever you two talk.

8. You hung up on him. He called you back.

9. You were invited by him to a group outing.

10. He called you to talk about nothing at all.

11. He imitates your laugh. OK, you do laugh PRETTY LOUD. Which makes you laugh even harder...

12. He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation

13. He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.

14. He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, KNEES,ect.)

HOW GIRLS FLIRT:

1. She calls you by your full name not just a nick name.

2. She hits you softly on the arm and laughs when you say something funny.

3. She flips her hair when she's talking to you.

4. She touches your arm when she talks to you.

5. She says, "No, I'm not telling you who I like!" with a big smile on her face.

6. She asks you who you like or who you would go out with seemingly interested

7. When you go to the movies with a bunch of your friends and she is almost always next to you.

8. She criticizes you on a girl you like.

9. You catch her staring at you.

10. She plays with your hair or tries to put make up on you.

11. Her friends outside of school and in school know about you, and says she talks about you a lot.

12. She knows your phone number and address. ( stalker much? )

13. She will try and talk, and spend time with you as much as possible Now make a wish... Ok stop! Your wish will come true if you repost this if you don't repost this then you will never get asked out or you will lose the one u love?! repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days. repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days. repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day.


45 THINGS A GIRL WANTS, BUT WON'T ASK FOR:

1. Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her.
3. Share secrets with her.
4. Give her your jacket.
5. Kiss her slowly.

Are you remembering this?
6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her somewhere.
10. Hangout with her and your friends together.

KEEP READING...
11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back.
15. When her friends say “I love her more than you”, deny it. Fight back and hug her tight so she can’t get to her friends. It makes her feel loved.

Are you thinking of someone?
16. Always hug her and say I love you whenever you see her.
17. Kiss her unexpectedly.
18. Hug her from behind around the waist.
19. Tell her she’s beautiful.
20. Tell her the way you feel about her.

One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it:
21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car - it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman.
22. Tell her she’s your everything - only if you mean it.
23. If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her - if she denies something being wrong, it means SHE DOESN’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT - so just hug her
24. Make her feel loved.
25. Kiss her in front of OTHER girls you know!

WE MIGHT DENY IT BUT WE ACTUALLY LIKE AND KINDA WANT YOU TO TICKLE US:
26. Don’t lie to her.
27. DON’T cheat on her.
28. Take her ANYWHERE she wants.
29. Text message or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at school, and how much you miss her.
30. Be there for her whenever she needs you, and even when she doesn’t need you, just be there so she’ll know that she can always count on you.

ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? YOU BETTER, BECAUSE IT’S IMPORTANT!
31. Hold her close when she’s cold so she can hold you too.
32. When you are alone hold her close and kiss her.
33. Kiss her on the cheek; (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her).
34. While in the movies, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her lightly.
35. Don’t ever tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you’re mad. If she’s upset, comfort her.

REMEMBER ALL THESE THINGS WHEN YOU ARE WITH HER NEXT...
36. When people diss her, stand up for her.
37. Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her.
38. Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart, link your fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you.
39. When walking next to each other grab her hand.
40. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.

MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED.
41. Call or text her at night to wish her sweet dreams.
42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears.
43. Take her for long walks at night.
44. Always remind her how much you love her.
45. Sit on top of her and tell her how much you love her and then bend down to her face and kiss her while you’re sitting on her.


Death Of An Innocent

I went to a party, Mom,
I remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom,
So I drank soda instead.

I really felt proud inside, Mom,
The way you said I would.
I didn't drink and drive, Mom,
Even though the others said I should.

I know I did the right thing, Mom,
I know you are always right.
Now the party is finally ending, Mom,
As everyone is driving out of sight.

As I got into my car, Mom,
I knew I'd get home in one piece.
Because of the way you raised me,
So responsible and sweet.

I started to drive away, Mom,
But as I pulled out into the road,
The other car didn't see me, Mom,
And hit me like a load.

As I lay there on the pavement, Mom,
I hear the policeman say,
"The other guy is drunk," Mom,
And now I'm the one who will pay.

I'm lying here dying, Mom...
I wish you'd get here soon.
How could this happen to me, Mom?
My life just burst like a balloon.

There is blood all around me, Mom,
And most of it is mine.
I hear the medic say, Mom,
I'll die in a short time.

I just wanted to tell you, Mom,
I swear I didn't drink.
It was the others, Mom.
The others didn't think.

He was probably at the same party as I.
The only difference is, he drank
And I will die.

Why do people drink, Mom?
It can ruin your whole life.
I'm feeling sharp pains now.
Pains just like a knife.

The guy who hit me is walking, Mom,
And I don't think it's fair.
I'm lying here dying
And all he can do is stare.

Tell my brother not to cry, Mom.
Tell Daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven, Mom,
Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.

Someone should have told him, Mom,
Not to drink and drive.
If only they had told him, Mom,
I would still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom.
I'm becoming very scared.
Please don't cry for me, Mom.
When I needed you,
you were always there.

I have one last question, Mom.
Before I say good bye.
I didn't drink and drive,
So why am I the one to die?


If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed


Jenny was so happy about the house they had found.
For once in her life it was on the right side of town.
She unpacked her things with such great ease.
As she watched her new curtains blow in the breeze.
How wonderful it was to have her own room.
School would be starting; she'd have friends over soon.
There'd be sleep-overs, and parties; she was so happy
It's just the way she wanted her life to be.
On the first day of school, everything went great.
She made new friends and even got a date!
She thought, "I want to be popular and I'm going to be,
Because I just got a date with the star of the team!"
To be known in this school you had to have a clout,
And dating this guy would sure help her out.
There was only one proble! ! m stopping her fate.
Her parents had said she was too young to date.
"Well, I just won't tell them the entire truth. They won't know the difference; what's there to lose?"
Jenny asked to stay with her friends that night.
Her parents frowned but said, "All right."
Excited, she got ready for the big event
But as she rushed around like she had no sense, She began to feel guilty about all the lies,
But what's a pizza, a party, and a moonlight ride?
Well the pizza was good, and the party was great,
But the moonlight ride would have to wait.
For Jeff was half drunk by this time.
She felt someone remove her from the twisted rubble,
And heard, call an ambulance!
These kids are in trouble!
Voices she
heard...a few words at best.
But she knew there were two cars
involved in the wreck.
Then wondered to herself if Jeff was all right, And if the people in the other car was alive.
She awoke in the hospital to faces so sad.
"You've been in a wreck and it looks pretty bad."
These voices echoed inside her head,
As they gently told her that Jeff was dead.
They said "Jenny, we've done all we can do.
But it looks as if we'll lose you too."
"But the people in the other car!? "Jenny cried.
"We're sorry, Jenny, they also died."
Jenny prayed, "God, forgive me for what I've done
I only wanted to have just one night of fun."
"Tell those people's family, I've made their lives dim,
And wish I could return their families to them."
"Tell Mom and Dad I'm sorry I lied,
And that it's my fault so many have died.

Oh, nurse, won't you please tell them that for me?"
The nurse just stood there-she never agreed.
But took Jenny's hand with tears in her eyes.
And a few moments later Jenny died.
A man asked the nurse,
"Why didn't you do your best?"
To bid that girl her one last request?"
She looked at the man with eyes so sad.
"Because the people in the other car
were her mom and dad."

PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU HATE DRUNK DRIVING


Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5, and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to your mother ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which button to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.
If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696969696969696969696.
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.
If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, and date of birth, social security number and your mother's maiden name.
If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.
If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.

Repost this if you wish you were the one who recorded the voice mail...


Dark side- Come to the dark side, we have cookies!

Light Side- Dear Dark Side, you may have the cookies, but we have the MILK!


Your a book-aholic if...

You can randomly open to a page(in a book you've read) and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fanfictions about the book.

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else in the entire world) to read it.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.

You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.


Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.


People With Way Too Much Time on Their Hands and a Pack of Scrabble Letters

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER


The girl you just called fat? She has been starving herself and lost over 30lbs. The boy you just called stupid? He has a learning disability & studies over 4 hours a night. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on makeup hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He's abused enough at home. There's more to people than you think. Put this on your profile if you're against bullying.


If this doesn't touch you, you're heartless. This is so sad! One night a guy and a girl were driving home from the movies. The girl asked the guy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously the girl survived. Remembering the note , she pulled it out & read it. It said,"Without your love, I would die".


Hush, little sister
Please don't cry
I wish I could be there
To sing you a lullaby

I can see your arms
Bloodied and bruised
That's strange, little sister
Mine were like that too

I know you scream
When Daddy's there
Hush, little sister
I know you're scared

I can see the way
He's hurting you
I'm sorry, little sister
He did that to me too

I know that people
Ignore what's going on at home
That makes me angry, little sister
You shouldn't have to be alone

Hey, little sister
You wanna know why I'm not there?
It's a sad story, little sister
But people should care

You see, little sister
One day Daddy got high
You were asleep in your crib
So you didn't hear my cry

He screamed at me
And smashed my head against the door
While you slept, little sister
I died on the floor

You know, little sister
I don't think that I would have died
If someone had only bothered
To listen to my cries

But hush, little sister
Daddy's coming home
Quick, get into bed
You don't want him to find you alone

I'm sorry little sister
He's in a bad mood
Run while you can

Uh oh little sister
He's lifting his belt
Scream while you can, little sister
Call for help

Hush little sister
You don't need to cry
No one can hurt you
You're in my arms tonight.

--Unknown.

CHILD ABUSE IS SICK AND WRONG. PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU FEEL THE SAME WAY.


This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

I'm not a very religious person but this story was heart warming!


If I Can Stop One Heart From Breaking

If I can stop one heart from breaking,
I shall not live in vain;
If I can ease one life the aching,
Or cool one pain,
Or help one fainting robin
Unto his nest again
I shall not live in vain.

- Emily Dickinson


Johnny's daddy was taking him fishing

When he was 8 years old.

Little girl came through the front gate

Holding her fishing pole.

His dad looked down and smiled

Said, "We can't leave her behind.

Son I know you don't want her to go

But someday you'll change your mind."

And Johnny said,

"Take Jimmy Johnson,

Take Tommy Thompson,

Take my best friend Bo.

Take any body that you want as

Long as she don't go.

Take any boy in the world.

But Daddy please,

Don't take the girl."

Same old boy,

Same sweet girl,

Five years down the road.

There's going to be a little one and she says its time to go.

Doctor says the baby's fine but you'll have to leave,

Cause his mommas fading fast and Johnny hit his knees and there he prayed,

"Take the very breath you gave me.

Take the heart from my chest.

Ill gladly take her place if you'll let me.

Make this my last request.

Take me out of this world.

God, please don't take the girl."

Johnny's daddy

Was taking him fishing

When he was eight years old


Phone Background Quotes

You just have to

live your life

not caring

what they think

and shake off

the drama

and prove to them that

You're better

than they think you are!

I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure

I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle

but if you can't handle me at my worst

then you absolutely don't deserve me at my best

Life is too short

to wake up in the morning

with regrets. So, love the

people who treat you right,

forgive the ones who don't,

and believe that everything

happens for a reason.

If you get a chance, take it.

If it changes your life, let it.

Nobody said it'd be easy,

they just promised

it would be worth it.

I believe everything happens

for a reason. people change so

you can learn how to let go.

things go wrong, so that you

appreciate them when they're

right. you believe lies, so you

eventually learn to trust no

one but yourself, and sometimes

good things fall apart so

better things can fall together.

God grant me the serenity

to accept the things

I cannot change,

courage to change things i can,

and wisdom

to know the difference

To my haters:

I keep it real and that's a

promise. i may be whatever you

wanna call me, but i'm honest.

when i walk by, you stop

and stare. well, keep looking

'cause i don't care.

i have my own life and style,

not trying to please you or smile.

when it comes to competition,

you're out. so, shut your hatin' self

and keep me out of your mouth.


To those of you who pushed me, thank you- without you, I wouldn't have fallen.

To those of you who broke me down, thank you- without you, I wouldn't have known what it meant to cry.

To those of you who just couldn't love me, thank you-without you, I wouldn't have known real love

to those of you who hurt my feelings, thank you-without you, I wouldn't have felt them.

To those of you who left me lonely, thank you-without you I wouldn't have discovered myself.

But it is to those of you who thought I couldn't get through it- it is to you I thank the most.. because without you, I wouldn't have even tried.


I read many books. Here are my favorites:

Percy Jackson and the Olympians (Series)

The Heroes of Olympus (Series)

Harry Potter (Series)

Gallagher Girls (Series)

The Hunger Games (Series)

A Series of Unfortunate Events (Series)

Warriors (Series) ((Including the following three arcs: TNP, POT, OOTS))

Nancy Drew (Series)

The Hardy Boys (Series)

Alex Rider (Series)

The 39 Clues (Series)

Anne of Green Gables

Island of the Blue Dolphin

Hatchet

Over the Divide

The Last Song

A Walk to Remember

A Child Called 'It'


STORY STATS

Inevitably- A cute one-shot about Cammie as she reflects back and thinks about Zach. My first ever published story on the Fanfiction world. Status-Complete (Gallagher Girl Fanfic)

Two Months- Another one-shot about Cammie, who stays up late to finish a CoveOps essay and gets an unexpected visit from Zach. Status-Complete (Gallagher Girl Fanfic)

Affected- A one-shot that features Cammie as she flees from lunch one day after being overwhelmed by her feelings for Zach. What happens when he follows her out? Status-Complete (Gallagher Girl Fanfic)

Let Me Love You- A song-fic/one-shot that takes place a few years after the COC have been defeated. Cammie is now dating Josh, and Zach feels that Cammie deserves better. Status-Complete (Gallagher Girl Fanfic)

Love Happens Once- Everyone knows about the four hockey boys from Minnesota who got the chance of a life time to record and make it big. What everyone doesn't know is that they left someone behind when they went to LA. A CarlosxOC fanfic. Status-On Hiatus Until Further Notice (Big Time Rush Fanfic)

The Hardest of Goodbyes- A one-shot. Cammie is ready to leave Gallagher and find the answers to the mysteries surrounding her father and the Circle of Cavan, but someone isn't quite ready to let her go just yet. Status-Complete (Gallagher Girl Fanfic)

Brightly's Breakthrough: The Spark- Her Fifth Year brings the start of a new friendship that CJ Brightly had never seen coming. She had lived most of her life at Hogwarts in the shadows. But, with the Marauders spinning her life out of control, that's all about to change. OCxSB fanfic. Status-In Progress (Harry Potter Fanfic)

FUTURE STORIES

(Understand that these are just ideas. If I get any comments saying that they would like me to try out one of these, then I might. But for now, I'm just writing down ideas so I don't forget them. These may turn into stories, and they may not, unless specifically stated otherwise.)

None currently. Ideas will be added soon.


If you seriously read all of that...I'm guessing you had nothing better to do. ;D Or you were determined. Either way, I applaude you.

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finders, keepers (so please look for me) by Significant What reviews
"I'm Will Solace. I have your name written on my skin." Soulmate AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,640 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/25/2017 - [Will S., Nico A.] - Complete
too much by Glaikit reviews
Will finds out that Nico is still having nightmares Fits w/in 'a second life' but also works as a one shot fluffy
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/17/2017 - Nico A., Will S. - Complete
Doctor's Note by Glaikit reviews
how Nico got permission to sit at the Apollo table. pretty adorbs. fluffy. fits within 'a second life' series but also works as a one shot
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/15/2017 - Chiron, Nico A., Will S., Lou E. - Complete
The Hells of Elysium by ultSmarsh reviews
Everyone dies, even the son of Hades. Welcome to Elysium, where only the heroic live. Yet, in the depths of the Underworld, not everything is paradise..
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,300 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/23/2017 - Published: 1/1/2017 - Luke C., Nico A., Percy J., Will S. - Complete
Nico In the Morning by kfantastique reviews
Nico wakes from a nightmare and is surprised to find Will in his bed next to him. They proceed quite adorably until they are interrupted! Will is determined to replay that morning; this time, with no interruptions. Fluffy
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/12/2017 - [Nico A., Will S.] - Complete
I'll Bet on Us by FirePyr reviews
Loosely based on this prompt: Person A is in the hospital, bedridden. Person B comes to take their vitals, only for A to tell them to fight A from a mountain of pillows/ "Fight me." "It wouldn't be a fair fight, Nico. Not when I know you'll win." "Darn right I will."/ Solangelo, ONE-SHOT/
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/8/2016 - [Will S., Nico A.] Kayla - Complete
I'll Be Your Stars by Significant What reviews
There is a series of things happening inside the Hades cabin that mark big firsts in Nico and Will's relationship. Title is from Little Moon by Mackenzie Bourg.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,863 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/2/2016 - [Nico A., Will S.] Reyna R., Hazel L. - Complete
It hurts by Significant What reviews
This is the person he has (still unofficially) decided to spend his life with. This is the person who knows him inside out, knows his mind, body, and soul. This is the person he would do anything for. And Will hates the fighting because it goes against everything he has ever hoped for in a relationship.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/2/2016 - Nico A., Will S. - Complete
Hey You by Significant What reviews
Nico wasn't tired, even though he should have been.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/1/2016 - Nico A., Will S. - Complete
A Series of Firsts by AelysAlthea reviews
SEQUEL to The Error Of His Ways - Will loves Nico. And Nico, begrudgingly, sort of maybe loves Will back. It was as simple and as complicated as that.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,471 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/13/2016 - Published: 6/25/2016 - [Nico A., Will S.] - Complete
loose leaf love letters by rosyredlipstick reviews
Will Solace is infamously sworn off the library. If asked, he is able to spew off many different responses. But the real reason, the reason that has that has Lou and Cecil rolling their eyes and gagging behind his back, well, this reason is best known for his curled smirk, darkened clothes, and feathery black hair. - The not-so-secret admirer au no one asked for.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,251 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/10/2016 - Nico A., Will S. - Complete
The Error Of His Ways by AelysAlthea reviews
Five months he'd lasted. Five months Will had managed to keep Nico at Camp Half-Blood, and after those five months he'd thought it was a given that he would stay for good. Evidently he'd been wrong, because when Nico fled past him as though hellhounds nipped at his heels it was to disappear with barely a glance backwards. What had pushed him so badly?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,946 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/20/2016 - Published: 5/20/2016 - [Nico A., Will S.] - Complete
City Break by Nyx Narcohypnia reviews
Ten years after Alex first worked for MI6, he's still working for them. His latest assignment brings a blast from the past, will Alex be able to keep up his professional act? A/N I've rated this an M for a future chapter which will be very sexual
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,310 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 4/14/2015 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Sabina P.
Falling Into Your Sunshine by ComplicatedxAndxStunning reviews
Robyn Rocque was just a normal girl living at the Palm Woods. Enter Big Time Rush, or more specifically, Carlos Garcia, who turns her world upside down. CarlosxOc
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 144,017 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 2/4/2015 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Carlos
Divergence by awordycontradiction reviews
Maybe Stiles was still the same person, and it was Lydia who changed.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,985 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Stiles S., Lydia M. - Complete
Circles (A Stydia Martinski Love Story) by EideticGirl1 reviews
Stiles is funny and smart, if a little spastic. Lydia is elegant, diplomatic and intelligent. So what happens when they keep colliding with each other in a never ending set of Circles? Stiles and Lydia will form an enviable friendship. But what will they learn about each other that changes everything forever? Will they be drawn towards each other or pulled apart for good? Slight AU
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,220 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 7/11/2013 - [Lydia M., Stiles S.] Scott M., Allison A. - Complete
Problems in Paradise by laura-maeve reviews
Second book in the Ever After Trilogy. Now that Nessie and Jake are furthering their relationship, the stakes are higher than ever as Caden joins the pack and a new baby joins the family. Nessie is obsessed with the wedding and new goddaughter while Jacob is trying desperately to make up for and not repeating his mistakes months ago. But as danger returns, can love be their savior?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 244,368 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Abused by Embyr7 reviews
Cammie's dad is abusive. She's kept her little secret for five years, until one night Zach finds out. He promises to protect her - but what will Zach do when Cammie's taken away from him, with her psychotic dad still looking for her? Miles apart from Zach and wanted by her abusive father, Cammie is lost. Will her father get to her first, or will Zach? AU.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,645 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
The Kiss by henbee reviews
They didn't mean for it to happen. After all, they were friends. Just friends. As in, capitalized, Just Friends and Stiles had been so sure it would remain that way. Anyway, he'd been getting over her, hadn't he? Slowly, but surely. He'd been moving on... But then they'd kissed. /a meta-like oneshot of the Stydia kiss from 3Ax11. Enjoy :)
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Stiles S., Lydia M. - Complete
Nothing In This World by ThatBrownEyedIrishGirl reviews
A missing moment between Stiles and Lydia before the sacrifice in 3x11, where Lydia has second thoughts and finds out what it's like to have a panic attack.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Lydia M., Stiles S. - Complete
nobody said it was easy (no one ever said it would be this hard) by tales-of-bohemia reviews
And in her head, she's responding, don't you dare, Stilinski, because she'll be damned if he doesn't know that he doesn't have to ask and he doesn't have to apologize, that she would never in a million years let him be lonely, and that it would absolutely destroy her if he left her alone in this mess, even more so if it was her fault. Coda to 3x11. Oneshot. cross-posted to Ao3.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Stiles S., Lydia M. - Complete
The Winter Formal by artisticallyunwritten reviews
And Stiles felt someone suck the air out of his lungs and his words got caught in his throat. Because Lydia was standing, right here, in front of him and she had never looked this fragile. Never so close. Set in Senior Year. Fluff.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,478 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Stiles S., Lydia M. - Complete
Dangerous To Know by loveyoualways21 reviews
Kendall Knight and James Diamond are gang leaders. The Russo twins are the daughters of the FBI agent who will stop at nothing to catch them. What will happen when their paths cross? Will the guys ever find out who the twins's dad is and vice versa?
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,068 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Kendall, James
Troubles with Fairy Tales by laura-maeve reviews
First book in the Ever After Trilogy. Nessie Cullen is all grown up, and noticing Jacob. It's been nine years since her birth, and she's now a beautiful young woman. Alpha male, Jacob Black can sense her maturity and knows that it's time to tell her about imprinting. When a new threat to the Cullens and pack surfaces, can Jacob juggle both "the talk" and protecting his territory?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 156,967 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Nothing Hurts Like the Truth, and You by GenuineQT reviews
CURRENTLY IN HIATUS: Bex has been missing for two months and Cammie hasn't stopped worrying. It's been four years since Cammie has seen Zach. But when Cammie is assigned to find Bex, old fears, and loves, come back to find her! Can she save Bex, and will she let herself fall in love? Action, romance, and drama. Worth reading! Reviews appreciated, my first FanFic!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 47,747 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Out of My Life by pinkpolkadots821 reviews
Cammie Morgan is a normal 17 year old girl. She meets a boy who has just moved to her town, Zach. Cammie forms a friendship with Zach, but it's a challenge when they both realize they have feelings for each other.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,604 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 7/14/2010
The Brotherhood of Ieoseph Cavan by katiebear95 reviews
The Circle of Cavan was taken down by Joe Solomon and Matt Morgan two years ago. Now what happens when the GGs are introduced to the BBs, who are now ex-Circle members? Gallagher is going to Blackthorne for an exchange, and sparks are flying. HIATUS.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,527 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Pressure by iska-omori reviews
Jesse is pressured into doing absurd things by a group of girls just so she can be thier friend. Little does she know that meeting Kendall during a 'test' from the posse will change her highschool experience forever. KendallxOC M for sexual situations.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,149 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Kendall
Amortentia and the Imperius Curse by MrsJaydeMalfoy reviews
Jayde Newsome was never just an ordinary witch, even before she transferred to Hogwarts. Her life was going well; she was finally able to control her powers until someone interfered, but their interference could be the best thing for her. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 138,633 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Time To Blow Out by MissMei21 reviews
Katie's smart enough to know that she has feelings that go past "big brother" when it comes to James. But with the new guy she's been talking to and the trauma she experiences, James should be the least of her worries.. right?
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,556 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Katie K., James
Reading Between The Lines by Roza Chameleon Redbird reviews
Sometimes, I wonder. What did she mean by that?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011
Unwanted by SomewhereElse31 reviews
Cammie ran away after junior year and has been hiding for 5 years since, but what happens when someone shows up in her comfortable hiding spot? Nothing is ever what it seems...Will she accomplish what she wanted to? Or get to live happily ever after?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,296 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Scars by WonderlandGirl457 reviews
Maria Lopez has lived in LA along with Kendall Knight since they were young. When Kendall starts struggling in their Spanish class and noticing Maria , Maria agrees to tutor him; Kendall and Maria soon become close friends... And maybe more?
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,965 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Kendall
The Slytherin Target by MalfoyRocks reviews
She was the daughter of his father's enemy and he wanted to make her suffer. He was the son of a Death Eater and she was afraid of him. What happens when she starts to mean more to him than just a target for his anger?Draco/OC **FINALLY CHAPTER 20**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 103,293 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Draco M., OC
Becoming Mrs Malfoy by MrsJaydeMalfoy reviews
Sequel to Amortentia and the Imperius Curse; picks up exactly where the previous left off. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 112,290 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Coming Back by DontNeedHelmetGotAHardHardHead reviews
Cammie and the two most important men in her life. WHEN I SAY IT'S ABOUT CAMMIE AND HER DAD WITH ROMANCE IN IT I AM NOT SUGGESTING INCEST. Just saying.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Cammie M., Matt M.
The First Spy Is Always The Hardest by flawedesires reviews
Zach Goode is the perfect spy. Handsome, dangerous, skilled, smart, able to parachute from a moving train. His recent mission was to keep Cammie Morgan safe, who's managed to tell us so much. But she isn't the only one with a story.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,103 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Zach G.
Drops of Jupiter by MalloryNicole20 reviews
Lucy Monahan lives for the city. Growing up in San Francisco, she goes to college in L.A. to keep her city roots. She's met famous people before, but no one like him. Kendall Schmidt/OC
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,078 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Kendall
A Change In Daily Routine by jellyloveselijahandclare reviews
What happens when four Gallagher Girls and four Blackthorne Boys are sent to public school! Will they be able to fit in? Z/C G/B J/L P/M/N
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Zach G., Cammie M.
Follow You Home by loveyoualways21 reviews
Winter Montenegro never expected to meet her brother's biggest rival, Kendall Knight. But, when she did she soon found herself as the object of his affection. It's just too bad that saying no to him is neither a smart nor safe option.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,832 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Kendall
Like Sunny Days by Dangerous-and-Destructive reviews
"And I think since I'm an attractive toerag, you're a very pretty cow. The loveliest cow I've ever seen. Except you don't have black spots." Fun oneshot. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/16/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Coming Out by BlueSkies13 reviews
Because after all, the coming out is quite possibly the most important part. But I never imagined it in a Broom Cupboard. Not the most comfortable place to tell him but I'll roll with it...ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,413 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
M&Ms Change Lives by me.be.NELZ reviews
She likes him. She's invisible to him. Will one festival be enough time? A little long but has a lot to say.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,887 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
A Gallagher Girl by Roza Chameleon Redbird reviews
He touched his heart like he was going to give me the scouts honor and said, "Never."
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Inside the Gallagher and Blackthorne Academies by katie4cheer reviews
It's a battle of the sexes during an all-nighter at Gallagher! Each chapter, the boys or the girls have to come up with one reason why their gender is better. There's a short story in each chapter. Credit goes to Kiwiosity for the idea! ZxC, GxB, and JxL
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,348 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009
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Brightly's Breakthrough: The Spark reviews
Her Fifth Year brings the start of a new friendship that CJ Brightly had never seen coming. She had lived most of her life at Hogwarts in the shadows. But, with the Marauders spinning her life out of control, that's all about to change. OCxSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,841 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 3/18/2012 - OC, Sirius B.
The Hardest of Goodbyes reviews
"Please," a broken voice murmured, "Please don't go." Cammie pulled away from Zach, her heart wrenching at the loss of contact. She had to go. She had to find answers. Even if it meant leaving Zachary Goode behind. A ONE-SHOT.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Love Happens Once reviews
Everyone knows about the four hockey boys from Minnesota who got the chance of a life time to record and make it big. What everyone doesn't know is that they left someone behind when they left. CarlosxOC ON HIATUS
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,263 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Carlos
Let Me Love You reviews
It has been two years since the COC have been taken down, and Cammie has graduated from Gallagher and is now together once more with Josh. But is she happy? Will Zach be able to convince Cammie she deserves more? SONG-FIC/ONE-SHOT
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Affected reviews
"Do I make you nervous?" "No." "Oh really?" He whispered, before backing Cammie against the wall and trapping her. His hands came to settle on her hips and he placed a light kiss on her jaw. "How about now?" ONE-SHOT
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Zach G., Cammie M. - Complete
Two Months reviews
Maybe it was the fact that she felt a sudden rush of cold air. Maybe it was the fact that Cammie was a spy, and she knew things that others didn't. But whatever the reason, Cammie got the feeling she wasn't alone anymore. ONE-SHOT
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Zach G., Cammie M. - Complete
Inevitably reviews
After what had happend with Josh, Cammie had promised herself to never get emotionally attached to another boy again. Somehow, though, Zach Goode had stomped his way into her heart, and now he was there to stay. ONE-SHOT
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete