![]() Author has written 7 stories for Gallagher Girls, Big Time Rush, and Harry Potter. Hey all. :) Yes, I am actually changing my greeting. I felt that my other one was just not quite right. After all, it had been up for almost a year; I felt it was time for a change. Anyway, for those who actually follow my stories, you know I tend to be wishy-washy on updating, and I apologize for that. I'm partly re-writing this intro to my profile because I want to let my faithful readers know that I hope to become more dedicated to my stories on this site, which means I am planning on updating more frequently - should real life not get in the way. I hope I still have a few readers out there who have stuck with me through all of this. - Blue To those that review my stories...you may never know how much I truly appreciate you. Getting comments and hearing what you have to say about my writing is what motivates me to sit down at the computer and type until my fingers are sore. Reviews are what keep me happy when I'm having a bad day. With just one comment, my whole day is turned around. Seriously, thank you to everyone who reviews, whether they be anonymous or signed, I appreciate every single one. If you read my story, Love Happens Once, here is a picture of how I imagine Rory. Of course, with pink, lime green, violet, and light blue highlights. :3 For my Harry Potter fanfic, here's how I imagine some of the characters: Corina Jalyn 'CJ' Brightly- (With brown eyes.) Delilah 'Lyla' Mathers- (With lighter hair, and blue eyes.) Girl comebacks that I wouldn't mind using if the opportunity ever presents itself. Guy: Where have you been all my life? Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Guy: Is this seat empty? Guy: Your place or mine? Guy: So, what do you do for a living? Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign? Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you. Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and I together Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My-Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words than actions, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone. She is different from all those other girls She is not a fake She has her own style, She likes to dance, sing, and act crazy with her friends. She will overanalyze everything and anything you could possibly say. She can argue, but hates it. She hates drama and can live without it and the people who cause it. But the one thing she could never understand is why he can't love her the way she loves him. Every single person has at least One secret that would break your heart If we could remember this; I think there would be a lot more Compassion and tolerance in this world I think that's what's wrong with the world, today: no one says how they feel, they hold it all inside. They're sad; but they don't cry. They're happy; but they don't dance or sing. They're angry; but they don't s c r e a m. Because if they did; they would feel ashamed; (and that's the worst feeling in the world) So everyone walks with his or her head hung low, And nobody ever notices just how beautiful the sky is. Why does the world have to be so cruel? To treat us as if we shouldn't exist just because we're different How can someone say they are a good person? If they judge us according to our love Some of the greatest sayings ever...in my opinion. I sat back looking at the stars and began to think, where the HECK is my roof! Lose one friend, lose all friends, but just don’t lose yourself. A good friend will pay the bail when your in jail ...an even better friend will be in jail with you saying man we screwed up. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen! Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run! Death hates that. I’d rather be hated for who I am, then loved for something I'm not. My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone. When it comes to thinking, some people stop at nothing. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true. If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'? We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police. Eat right, exercise, die anyway. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car. If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? Sarcasm is one more service we offer. Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world. I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. I don't care if you insult me, but at least use correct grammar and spelling. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with "Quit while you're ahead"? I am treated like a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect! (I'm still not perfect. I just think this is cute!) Some cuts don't show...some wounds don't heal...some pain, you can't see. It's sad when people you know become people you knew, when you can walk right past someone like they were never a big part of your life, how you used to stay up talking for hours, but now, you can barely even look at them. It's sad how times can change. Yeah, I'm a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet! If life gives you lemons...throw them at someone. People put up walls not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break...them...down. The worst part of watching someone change right in front of you-AND I MEAN CHANGE THEIR PERSONALITY-is remembering who they used to be. A ruler tells a rock it rocks, and a rock tells a ruler it rules, and a girl standing behind them thinks they belong on a Delia's shirt. Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary. "Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork." Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in your face? So what if we act like immature idiots? We're having fun. Music is my boyfriend. Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that. When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the heck you did. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask directions. Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them. I used all my sick days, so I called in dead... They say "guns don’t kill people, people kill people.” Well, I think the gun helps, because if you just stood there and yelled BANG I don’t think you'd kill too many people. So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil? Save the earth, it's the only planet with books! You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then. Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over. Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to. I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept! Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide. I used to see a shrink... until she said life isn't for everyone. I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me there. Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend. Tell the truth and run. If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from? Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures? You cry, I cry; you laugh, I laugh; you jump off a cliff, boy I’m going to miss you. Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends. I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it... The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese! When in doubt, make up words! Home is not where you live, but where they understand you. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you! You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not cold then I'm Hot. I know I'm Hot. Thank you for embracing it! Come to the dark side, we have cookies! One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks! Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes! When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. Flying is simple, just throw yourself at the ground and miss. There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... Music is like candy; you throw away the rappers. Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun! I don't have a dog... I eat my own homework. I'm not random; I just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL! Please: Don't throw your cigarette butt's on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer. There are threekinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't. WarningTrespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again. Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon. I was going to take over the world, but something sparkly distracted me. Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now. WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus. The one who laughs last thinks slowest. An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. "You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had." We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, and we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong. When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back! Never judge a book by its movie. Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? Education is important. School however, is another matter. "Home is not where you live, but where they understand you." Why is Cinderella a fairy tale? Any idiot can lose a shoe! Break the rules, stand apart, ignore your head and follow your heart. J If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it. Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done. The problem with reality is a lack of background music. I laugh in the face of death...maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back. "You know you're in love with someone when you go to sharpen your pencil just to look at him/her until you realize your pencil is mechanical." "Friends are people who leave you at the chance they get. Best friends are stuck to you with super glue, staple wiring, and a thick rope." "I am good in bed! I can sleep for days!" "Save paper! No more examinations! Save paper!" Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately, it kills all of its pupils. Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity. He who trims himself to suit everyone will soon whittle himself away. People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door. It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it? Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then! A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. If you think things can't get worse, it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination. You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard. Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby. Every rule has an exception. Especially this one. He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron. Percussive maintenance – Is the art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again. When I say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say. I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. Never hire a colorblind electrician. At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote. There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. If you can't convince them, confuse them. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher. The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway. A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking. Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more. Don't follow in my footsteps. I run into walls. Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face. I didn’t say that it was your fault…I said I was going to blame you. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you. Life was so simple when boys had cooties! I ran with scissors, and lived! Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it. If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit? You don't have to be faster than the bear; you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear. Forever isn't as long as it used to be. What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out. Parents spend the first part of a child's life teaching them to walk and talk. The second half is spent teaching them to sit down and shut up. I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it! I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive. Duck tape may be silver, but silence is golden. My mother told me never to talk to strange people. I never talk to parents, friends, or myself anymore. It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. Just drink it and get it over with! You always get what’s coming to you, unless, of course, it gets lost in the mail. Forecast for tonight: darkness. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. On those restaurant signs that say 'No shirt, no shoes, no service,' does that mean you can wear a shirt and shoes, but no pants, and they have to serve you? I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes. We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction! When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me. It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s hysterical If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport. I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and hit him again. Have you considered suing your brain for non-support? If you die in an elevator, be sure to press the ‘Up’ button. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. If there is a "WILL" there are 500 relatives. Whatever it is -- I didn't do it! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is ready for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter. Borrow money from a pessimist-they don't expect it back. Music speaks what cannot be expressed, soothes the mind and gives it rest, heals the heart and makes it whole, flows from heaven to the soul. A friend is someone who understands your past, believes in your future, and accepts you just the way you are. One of the hardest things in life, is watching the one you love, love someone else. I don't pretend to know what love is for everyone, but I can tell you what it is for me; love is knowing all about someone, and still wanting to be with them more than any other person, love is trusting them enough to tell them everything about yourself, including the things you might be ashamed of, love is feeling comfortable and safe with someone, but still getting weak knees when they walk into a room and smile at you. I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. I'm so gangsta I carry a squirt gun. The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of a fast approaching train. Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging! I love Deadlines! I like the whoosh noise they make as they go by. Curiosity killed the cat, and satisfaction brought it back. In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat. You’ll be way ahead of the game on that one. If the good die young then the bad die old; thus leaving us with only politicians left. Goldfish have the memory span of 3 seconds; sometimes I have to wonder if I’m a goldfish. Sometimes you have to run away to see who will come after you. There's always a TRUTH behind JUST KIDDING, a Little EMOTION behind I DON'T CARE, a Little PAIN behind IT'S OKAY, a Little I NEED YOU behind LEAVE ME ALONE...and a Lot Of WORDS behind THE SILENCE... Have you ever noticed if you rearrange the letters in mother-in-law, they spell Woman Hitler? Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too?’” Why would someone get a cake if they can't eat it? What is easy isn't always right. What is right isn't always easy. Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up! There's a ME in AWESOME. I'm so clever that sometimes I don't even know what I'm saying. Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as I can. Don't tell God how big your storm is; tell your storm how big your God is! I didn't lose my mind, the people in my head stole it and they refuse to give it back. It takes skill to fall over while sitting down! I am currently teaching my pet rock to play dead… Don't sniff coke! The bubbles burn your nose! Yes, I do talk to my animals like they're people. Do you got a problem with that? An apple a day keeps the doctor away…unless he's a cute doctor then, forget the fruit. RAWR…Some people say it means I love you in dinosaur but I think it means back off or I'll eat you! Why do people stare at you when they catch you talking to yourself? Excuse me! But I'm trying to have a conversation here! I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do, kill me? You mean to tell me that my knight in shining armor is really a dork wrapped in tin foil? Life Guard. Yeah, mine walks on water. NEVER ANNOY A WRITER! SHE/HE MAY PUT YOU IN A BOOK AND KILL YOUR BUTT! If the world were the same, where would inspiration come from? I'm the kind of girl who walks into a wall and then says sorry to it! I'm not trying to impress you, but I watch PG rated movies without my parents’ permission! Sometimes I meow back at my cat. You know it's time to visit a shrink when you start singing the Spongebob theme song in the shower… You can't force someone to love you…you can only stalk them and hope for the best! Boy, I didn't fall for you; you tripped me! Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid but. A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work. People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers. Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun! I'm sugar, spice, and everything nice, but, before you mess with me, you'd better THINK TWICE! Be a FRUIT LOOP in a world of CHEERIOS. It's not the fall that kills you...it's the sudden stop at the end. I'm just a silly girl who likes this one boy wayyyy too much... I live for the nights I can't remember with the friends I'll never forget. I am who I am, and your opinion isn't needed. I'm not evil! I'm good...with a twist. Love me, hate me, either way you're thinking of me. Life may not always be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we might as well dance. So we're a little crazy, but that's how we roll. Be crazy, be wild, 'cause you're not young forever. You can't be old and wise if you were never young and stupid. A wise girl knows her limits. A great girl knows she has none. The bottom line is, what defines you isn't how many times you crash, but the number of times you get back on the bike. Never explain yourself. Your friends don't need it and your enemies won't believe it. If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them. A best friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself. You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music. Calling someone dumb doesn't make you any smarter. If you're going through hell, keep going. It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something dumb to say and then don't say it. I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out. I intend to live forever- so far so good Maturity is knowing when and where to be immature All of my friends and I are crazy. That's what keeps us sane! It’s funny that those things your kids did that got on your nerves seem so cute when your grandchildren do them. Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who will be writing about you. I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools. Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person, think of yourself as a beautiful monkey. It always gets laughs! Laugh until you cry, and cry until you laugh. If you fail to prepare, then prepare to fail. Some people are like Slinky’s. Pretty much useless but make you smile when you push them down the stairs Never argue with an idiot. They’ll drag you down to their level and beat you through experience. Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get. What do you do when the only one who can make you stop crying is the one who made you cry? It's called COMMON sense, right? So why is their such a lack in society? I preach the rules; that doesn’t mean I follow them. If I'm not back in five minutes, wait longer. Inside me is a skinny person screaming to get out. But she shuts up when I eat cake. I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as I can. Our eyes are placed in front because it's more important to look ahead than to look back. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Don't follow in my footsteps...I run into walls. People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was. Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have film. Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the titanic. Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary. A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do. God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman. Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words. Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Nope, can't go to Hell. Satan still has that restraining order against me... You know you're a geek when procrastination doesn't affect your grades. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. He who laughs last didn't get it. The statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you. I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. It doesn't matter what temperature the room is. It's always room-temperature. Always remember that you are absolutely unique, just like everyone else. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. Don't get mad...Get even. If you knew what you were doing you'd probably be bored. If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost. Not only do I fall down stairs, I trip up them as well - now that takes talent. He says I love you, I sneezed and said "Sorry I'm allergic to bullshit." I used to be normal until I met those losers I call my friends. Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself. She's my best friend. You break her heart I break your face. A good friend lets you dance with your boyfriend, a best friend yells at him and screams "NO SHE'S MINE." Best friends don't let you do stupid things...alone. I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago. I have lots of ideas. Trouble is most of them suck. Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over. Say to a boy: Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder. If payback's a bitch and revenge is sweet then I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet. I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. Don'y play games with a girl who can play better. Anyone can give up. It's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it all together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that is true strength. Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED: Apparently, you told Santa that you have been good this year. He died laughing. Heels were invented by a man to make women’s butts look smaller and to make it harder for them to run away. If you are good you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good you will get out of it. A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking. Maybe this world is another planet's hell. Sometimes you're the windshield, but sometimes you gotta be the bug. Always listen to experts- they'll tell you confidently what can't be done and why. Then go ahead and do it. After all is said and done a heck of a lot more is said than done. Happiness is your dentist telling you “it won't hurt a bit,” and then he catches his hand in the drill. The good news is that you may have screwed up my past and created my present but you have no control over my future. Let's play truth or dare! Or maybe just dare, because nobody seems to tell the truth anymore. In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo. Live dangerous…Run with scissors. I’m so clever that sometimes, I don’t even know what I’m saying. Being mature is overrated. Being weird is like being normal, only better. If you can't reach the stars, catch one that falls. Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can! Don't yawn in the shower. You might drown. There's a ME in AWESOME but there's also a WE. I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers. Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it... I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy! I can resist anything but temptation. The best place to hide is in plain sight. Guys aren't worth your tears. I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and he got away. I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless. If I asked for your opinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth. Just remember, inside every girl, there's a boy. That came out wrong… but you know what I mean. So what if we act like immature idiots? We're having fun. God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die. The only problem with mornings is that they happen too early in the day. Retreating! Hell no, we're just attacking the other direction! Smile; tomorrow will be worse. Every time I hear that dirty word 'exercise' I wash out my mouth with chocolate. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favourite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favourite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Edward, Jasper or Emmett is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Twilight related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you have OCD (Obsessive Cullen Disorder). Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you suddenly start blabbing about gourds and Hero's Water. Crazy is when you start laughing at the term 'cheap plastic' when no one else knows why. Crazy is when you randomly started laughing like a maniac during a test. 7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children (small children) A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: Dance like no one is watching. Love like you've never been hurt. Sing like no one is listening. Live like it's heaven on earth. Work like you don't need the money. Speak like you've never been heard. Listen like the voice is a melody. Write like you just found the words. SLOW DANCE How are you? As we grow up, we learn that even the ONE person that was never supposed to let you down, probably will. you will have your heart broken probably more then once, and it's harder every time. you'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broke. you'll fight with your best friend. you'll blame a new love for things an old one did. you'll cry because time is passing to fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. so take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love. If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bucesae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. If you can read the message above paste it in your profile. Girls 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. .•̧́•́̈) ̧.•̈) (̧.•́ (̧. ́̈) ̧.•̧́.•́̈) ̧.•̈) (̧.•́ (̧.•́ Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer. My name is Sarah I must be stupid, I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the daylong When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says it’s my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I’m starting to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!” I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. If you are against child abuse, copy and paste this into your profile! How to Tell if You're a Writer -If you talk to yourself. Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot, Ever wonder... OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. What a Boyfriend SHOULD do: When she walks away from you mad When she stares at your mouth When she pushes you or hits you When she starts cussing at you When she's quiet When she ignores you When she pulls away When you see her at her worst When you see her start crying When you see her walking When she's scared When she lays her head on your shoulder When she steals your favorite hat When she teases you When she doesn't answer for a long time When she looks at you with doubt When she says that she likes you When she grabs at your hands When she bumps into you When she tells you a secret When she looks at you in your eyes When she misses you When you break her heart When she says its over When she reposts this bulletin Stay on the phone with her, even if she's not saying anything. When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Treat her like she's all that matters to you- Tease her and let her tease you back- Stay up all night with her when she's sick- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid- Give her the world- Let her wear your clothes- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her- Let her know she's important- Kiss her in the pouring rain- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is; TRUE LOVE: A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle. Girl: Slow down, I’m scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not, please, it's so scary. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, slow down. Guy: Now give me a big hug She gave him a big hug Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me. The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tells him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile. MORE TRUE LOVE: Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile. HOW SWEET: He gave her 12 roses, 11 real and 1 fake, and said "I'll love you until the last rose dies." In order to stand up for what you believe in, you have to be willing to stand-alone. "No one is too young for love, because love doesn't come from your mind, which knows your age, but from your heart, which knows no age." "Love is not blind -- it simply enables one to see things others fail to see." Anonymous Harry: "I've been thinking about something Dumbledore said to me." Hermione: "What's that?" Harry: "That even though we got a fight ahead of us, we've got one thing that Voldemort doesn't have." Ron: "Yeah?" Harry: "Something worth fighting for." Mommy... Johnny brought a gun to school RULES FOR BEING HUMAN You will receive one body. You may like it or hate it, but it will be yours for the entire time you're here. Hufflepuff Month One Mommy I am only 8 inches long But I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat Is my favorite lullaby. Month Two Mommy Today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me You could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home thought. It is so nice and warm in here. Month Three You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too. And I cry with you even though You can't hear me. Month Four Mommy My hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine But I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes And stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too. Month Five You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion? Month Six I can hear that doctor again. I don’t like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor calls it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me! Month Seven Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me mommy? Every Abortion Is Just... One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak. If you're against abortion, re-post this. I know I'm not perfect. BUT: Anything else you'd like to throw at me? WHAT A KISS MEANS Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready" What the gesture means... --Advice-- --Requirements-- Did you know... Remember when life was so innocent? The only thing you could get from a boy was cooties? When your worst enemies were your siblings? And race issues were about who ran the fastest? When –WAR- was a card game? And life was always simple and carefree. A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Dad.' Dear, Dad. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am. But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Love Your Son, Joshua. P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. Call when it is safe for me to come home... Copy and Paste this into profile if this touches you as it did me... A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into perspective in one of its releases: Dance As though no one is watching you. Love As though you have never been hurt before. Sing As though no one can hear you. Live As though heaven is on earth I believe in Jesus Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today Did you know? Before you go to sleep at night there is 1 person from the opposite rainbow, thinking of you, they want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they're always thinking about you before they go to sleep at night and they are longing to be with you. This is all true, not fake. If you repost this on your page within 5 minutes, that person who is longing to approach you will approach you in a month and ask you out or grab you and kiss you but if you break this chain no one will like you or ask you out for 45 years. Happiness is... Laughing with friends till you pee your pants Knowing you look like an idiot, but not caring because you also know you're having way more fun the people you look like an idiot too. A dog licking your face Getting a kiss on the cheek from someone just to show they care Holding hands with someone who means more than life to you Finding true love Getting a text from 'that guy' just checking to see if you’re alright Sleepovers with friends A day with the family Watching your favorite movie Reading a good book A hot shower Writing a good story and not wanting to stop Dreaming Things that make you feel good: 1. Falling in love. ( )BTR( ) "Let's eat grandpa!" :·.·: (v).·.·) .·*) ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD. HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND THEN TURNS THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER: How did that man get THE TEACHER REPLIED: He never did. THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: Yes he did when mommy 66 of u won't repost this. BUT REMEMBER THE BIBLE SAID, ''DENY JESUS IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS One day, a black man walked into a bar. A white man stood up and said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen Sir... when I was born I was black, when I grew up I was black, when I’m sick I’m black, when I go out in the sun I’m black, when I’m cold I’ll be black, and when I die I’ll be black. But you sir, when you where born you were pink, when you grew up you were white, when you're sick you're green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you're cold you turn blue, and when you die you'll turn purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man sat back down and the white one walked away. If you hate racism post this on your profile. TGWF: Thank God We're Female We're Teenage girls, This is the stupidity test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that you have done! 1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Girls Don't Realize These Things; I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' WHAT AM I? PREP You own a cell phone GOTHIC Black is one of your favorite colors. PUNK You can skateboard. GEEK You love the computer. Total: 5 EMO You cut yourself over depression. GHETTO/GANGSTA You like rap. HARDCORE/SCENE You like loud music. ATHLETIC You watch/watched the Superbowl. I am not that girl, The one that is super popular. BUT I am that girl, A young wife sat on a sofa on a hot humid day, drinking iced tea and visiting with her mother. As they talked about life, about marriage, about the responsibilities of life and the obligations of adulthood, the mother clinked the ice cubes in her glass thoughtfully and turned a clear, sober glance upon her daughter. "Don't forget your sisters," she advised, swirling the tea leaves to the bottom of her glass. "They'll be more important as you get older. No matter how much you love your husband, no matter how much you love the children you may have, you are still going to need sisters. Remember to go places with them now and then; do things with them." "Remember that 'sisters' means ALL the women; your girlfriends, your daughters, and all your other women relatives too. You'll need other women. Women always do." "What a funny piece of advice!" the young woman thought. "Haven't I just gotten married? Haven't I just joined the couple-world? I'm now a married woman, for goodness sake! A grownup! Surely my husband and the family we may start will be all I need to make my life worthwhile!" But she listened to her mother. She kept contact with her sisters and made more women friends each year. As the years tumbled by, one after another, she gradually came to understand that her mother really knew what she was talking about. As time and nature work their changes and their mysteries Sisters are there, no matter how much time and how many miles are between you. A girl friend is never farther away than needing her can reach. When you have to walk that lonesome valley and you have to walk it by yourself, the women in your life will be on the valley's rim, cheering you on, praying for you, pulling for you, intervening on your behalf, and waiting with open arms at the valley's end. Sometimes, they will even break the rules and walk beside you...Or come in and carry you out. Girlfriends, daughters, granddaughters, daughters-in-law, sisters, sisters-in-law, Mothers, Grandmothers, aunties, nieces, cousins, and extended family: all bless our life! The world wouldn't be the same without women, and neither would I. When we began this adventure called womanhood, we had no idea of the incredible joys or sorrows that lay ahead. Nor did we know how much we would need each other. Every day, we need each other still. Why do Boys Fall in Love with Girls? (This was written by a guy.) Don't break this; it's so sweet! :) 1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo. Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitabley consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. This chain started in 2002. Now here comes the fun part: NOW THE CONSEQUENCES!! HOW GUYS FLIRT: 1.He stares at you alot. 2. He hits you alot. (just play hitting ) 3. He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you 4. He yelled, "Hi!", to your mum that day she picked you up from school. 5. He blew off his buds to go see "Brown Sugar" with you cuz you couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone. 6. He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process 7. His voice gets softer when ever you two talk. 8. You hung up on him. He called you back. 9. You were invited by him to a group outing. 10. He called you to talk about nothing at all. 11. He imitates your laugh. OK, you do laugh PRETTY LOUD. Which makes you laugh even harder... 12. He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation 13. He sometimes stares straight into your eyes. 14. He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, KNEES,ect.) HOW GIRLS FLIRT: 1. She calls you by your full name not just a nick name. 2. She hits you softly on the arm and laughs when you say something funny. 3. She flips her hair when she's talking to you. 4. She touches your arm when she talks to you. 5. She says, "No, I'm not telling you who I like!" with a big smile on her face. 6. She asks you who you like or who you would go out with seemingly interested 7. When you go to the movies with a bunch of your friends and she is almost always next to you. 8. She criticizes you on a girl you like. 9. You catch her staring at you. 10. She plays with your hair or tries to put make up on you. 11. Her friends outside of school and in school know about you, and says she talks about you a lot. 12. She knows your phone number and address. ( stalker much? ) 13. She will try and talk, and spend time with you as much as possible Now make a wish... Ok stop! Your wish will come true if you repost this if you don't repost this then you will never get asked out or you will lose the one u love?! repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days. repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days. repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day. 45 THINGS A GIRL WANTS, BUT WON'T ASK FOR: 1. Touch her waist. Are you remembering this? KEEP READING... Are you thinking of someone? One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it: WE MIGHT DENY IT BUT WE ACTUALLY LIKE AND KINDA WANT YOU TO TICKLE US: ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? YOU BETTER, BECAUSE IT’S IMPORTANT! REMEMBER ALL THESE THINGS WHEN YOU ARE WITH HER NEXT... MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED. Death Of An Innocent I went to a party, Mom, I really felt proud inside, Mom, I know I did the right thing, Mom, As I got into my car, Mom, I started to drive away, Mom, As I lay there on the pavement, Mom, I'm lying here dying, Mom... There is blood all around me, Mom, I just wanted to tell you, Mom, He was probably at the same party as I. Why do people drink, Mom? The guy who hit me is walking, Mom, Tell my brother not to cry, Mom. Someone should have told him, Mom, My breath is getting shorter, Mom. I have one last question, Mom. If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. Jenny was so happy about the house they had found. PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU HATE DRUNK DRIVING Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. Repost this if you wish you were the one who recorded the voice mail... Dark side- Come to the dark side, we have cookies! Light Side- Dear Dark Side, you may have the cookies, but we have the MILK! Your a book-aholic if... You can randomly open to a page(in a book you've read) and know exactly what's going on. Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. You write fanfictions about the book. You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else in the entire world) to read it. Everything reminds you of the book. You quote random lines all the time. You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class You've read a book more than five times. You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character. Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. this is this cat this is is cat this is how cat this is to cat this is keep cat this is a cat this is retard cat this is busy cat this is for cat this is forty cat this is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on. People With Way Too Much Time on Their Hands and a Pack of Scrabble Letters DORMITORY: ASTRONOMER: THE EYES: THE MORSE CODE: SLOT MACHINES: ELECTION RESULTS: SNOOZE ALARMS: A DECIMAL POINT: ELEVEN PLUS TWO: MOTHER-IN-LAW: The girl you just called fat? She has been starving herself and lost over 30lbs. The boy you just called stupid? He has a learning disability & studies over 4 hours a night. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on makeup hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He's abused enough at home. There's more to people than you think. Put this on your profile if you're against bullying. If this doesn't touch you, you're heartless. This is so sad! One night a guy and a girl were driving home from the movies. The girl asked the guy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously the girl survived. Remembering the note , she pulled it out & read it. It said,"Without your love, I would die". Hush, little sister I can see your arms I know you scream I can see the way I know that people Hey, little sister You see, little sister He screamed at me You know, little sister But hush, little sister I'm sorry little sister Uh oh little sister Hush little sister --Unknown. CHILD ABUSE IS SICK AND WRONG. PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU FEEL THE SAME WAY. This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? I'm not a very religious person but this story was heart warming! If I Can Stop One Heart From Breaking If I can stop one heart from breaking, - Emily Dickinson Johnny's daddy was taking him fishing When he was 8 years old. Little girl came through the front gate Holding her fishing pole. His dad looked down and smiled Said, "We can't leave her behind. Son I know you don't want her to go But someday you'll change your mind." And Johnny said, "Take Jimmy Johnson, Take Tommy Thompson, Take my best friend Bo. Take any body that you want as Long as she don't go. Take any boy in the world. But Daddy please, Don't take the girl." Same old boy, Same sweet girl, Five years down the road. There's going to be a little one and she says its time to go. Doctor says the baby's fine but you'll have to leave, Cause his mommas fading fast and Johnny hit his knees and there he prayed, "Take the very breath you gave me. Take the heart from my chest. Ill gladly take her place if you'll let me. Make this my last request. Take me out of this world. God, please don't take the girl." Johnny's daddy Was taking him fishing When he was eight years old Phone Background Quotes You just have to live your life not caring what they think and shake off the drama and prove to them that You're better than they think you are! I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle but if you can't handle me at my worst then you absolutely don't deserve me at my best Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So, love the people who treat you right, forgive the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said it'd be easy, they just promised it would be worth it. I believe everything happens for a reason. people change so you can learn how to let go. things go wrong, so that you appreciate them when they're right. you believe lies, so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together. God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change things i can, and wisdom to know the difference To my haters: I keep it real and that's a promise. i may be whatever you wanna call me, but i'm honest. when i walk by, you stop and stare. well, keep looking 'cause i don't care. i have my own life and style, not trying to please you or smile. when it comes to competition, you're out. so, shut your hatin' self and keep me out of your mouth. To those of you who pushed me, thank you- without you, I wouldn't have fallen. To those of you who broke me down, thank you- without you, I wouldn't have known what it meant to cry. To those of you who just couldn't love me, thank you-without you, I wouldn't have known real love to those of you who hurt my feelings, thank you-without you, I wouldn't have felt them. To those of you who left me lonely, thank you-without you I wouldn't have discovered myself. But it is to those of you who thought I couldn't get through it- it is to you I thank the most.. because without you, I wouldn't have even tried. I read many books. Here are my favorites: Percy Jackson and the Olympians (Series) The Heroes of Olympus (Series) Harry Potter (Series) Gallagher Girls (Series) The Hunger Games (Series) A Series of Unfortunate Events (Series) Warriors (Series) ((Including the following three arcs: TNP, POT, OOTS)) Nancy Drew (Series) The Hardy Boys (Series) Alex Rider (Series) The 39 Clues (Series) Anne of Green Gables Island of the Blue Dolphin Hatchet Over the Divide The Last Song A Walk to Remember A Child Called 'It' STORY STATS Inevitably- A cute one-shot about Cammie as she reflects back and thinks about Zach. My first ever published story on the Fanfiction world. Status-Complete (Gallagher Girl Fanfic) Two Months- Another one-shot about Cammie, who stays up late to finish a CoveOps essay and gets an unexpected visit from Zach. Status-Complete (Gallagher Girl Fanfic) Affected- A one-shot that features Cammie as she flees from lunch one day after being overwhelmed by her feelings for Zach. What happens when he follows her out? Status-Complete (Gallagher Girl Fanfic) Let Me Love You- A song-fic/one-shot that takes place a few years after the COC have been defeated. Cammie is now dating Josh, and Zach feels that Cammie deserves better. Status-Complete (Gallagher Girl Fanfic) Love Happens Once- Everyone knows about the four hockey boys from Minnesota who got the chance of a life time to record and make it big. What everyone doesn't know is that they left someone behind when they went to LA. A CarlosxOC fanfic. Status-On Hiatus Until Further Notice (Big Time Rush Fanfic) The Hardest of Goodbyes- A one-shot. Cammie is ready to leave Gallagher and find the answers to the mysteries surrounding her father and the Circle of Cavan, but someone isn't quite ready to let her go just yet. Status-Complete (Gallagher Girl Fanfic) Brightly's Breakthrough: The Spark- Her Fifth Year brings the start of a new friendship that CJ Brightly had never seen coming. She had lived most of her life at Hogwarts in the shadows. But, with the Marauders spinning her life out of control, that's all about to change. OCxSB fanfic. Status-In Progress (Harry Potter Fanfic) FUTURE STORIES (Understand that these are just ideas. If I get any comments saying that they would like me to try out one of these, then I might. But for now, I'm just writing down ideas so I don't forget them. These may turn into stories, and they may not, unless specifically stated otherwise.) None currently. Ideas will be added soon. If you seriously read all of that...I'm guessing you had nothing better to do. ;D Or you were determined. Either way, I applaude you. |
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