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Hi there! I currently live under the alias of Squegee Beckinhiem, or at least that's what all my magazine subscriptions are sent to... ;) I'm a writer, but when it comes to fic I'm usually more of a reader than a writer. I've tried writing a million times and planning a few stories, my favorite however is one called Downward Spiral. I'm younger than most on this site, but I do read and write NC-17 fics and most of the things I write (which I am planning right now) will be multi-chaptered with smutty scenes thrown in every once in a while.

Edward is my soul mate. No offense to all you Jacob fans, because I have much love for Jake, but don't read my fics if you want a good Jacob fic. I understand why people love him, but I'm just so utterly and completely Team Edward that I can't even think of Jake for more than a second. I have had too many debates about the subject I can't even count. Stupid Twilight Politics. :D

Some of my other soul mates:

Charlie Pace: As much as I love my dear, sweet Edward, I am more like Claire than I am like Bella (even though I'm a hell of a lote like Bella, clumsiness included) and I think Charlie Pace is the ultimate gentleman. I don't care if he was once addicted to coke or tried to steal a baby and started a fire in the process and took Sun. I don't care. He's my Charlie and I love him. And I miss him. Come on, Lost, you did reseruct stupid Jeremy or Locke or whatever. Why can't you resurect my amazing Charlie? And why did you make me cry so much in the episode Greatest Hits. I mean really? That was just cruel. Top 5 Moments of his life and the number one being when he met Claire. I think I cried for a whole day.

Blake Lewis: Oh, Blake. Blake, Blake, Blake. How I miss you and your beatboxing and you making me laugh. And your pretty voice with your silly clothing with the plaid pants that you make on your own. You will always be my first love, remember that! If only you would read this, swoon and marry me. If only, if only.

Sawyer/James: You and your amazing, taunting torso. With your sweetness with Kate. Fuck off Juliet.

Jess Mariano: Such a beautiful, beautiful bad boy. Beautiful, smart bad boy. Beautiful, smart bad boy who wrote a book. And got Rory to go back to her Mom. And totally told off that douche Logan. God I hate him. God I love you.

Favorite Music

The Beatles; Blake Lewis; The Killers; Snow Patrol; Coldplay; U2; The Fray; Iron & Wine; Keane; Regina Spektor; Imogen Heap; Dashboard Confessional; Death Cab for Cutie; All Time Low; Paramore; Band of Horses; Eminem; Muse; Justin Timberlake; Timberland; Jet; The Servant; Elton John; Billy Joel; The Flaming Lips; The Rolling Stones; Push Play; Rooney; The Shins; T.I; 3OH!3.

Favorite Books

Twilight (obviously); The Holy Barbarians; The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime; Like Water for Chocolate; Shadow of the Wind; Hard Love; Pride and Prejudice: Harry Potter Series; A Tree Grows in Brooklyn; The Kite Runner... so freaking many.

Favorite Movies

Rudy; Dumb and Dumber; The Big Lebowski; Forgetting Sarah Marshall; Knocked Up; I Love You, Man; Role Models; Clueless; Slumdog Millionare; Breakfast Club; Sixteen Candles; Superbad; Little Miss Sunshine; Life as a House. A lot. I'm kind of a movie guru...

Favorite TV Shows

How I Met Your Mother; Lost; Criminal Minds; American Idol; Scrubs; Friends; Seinfeld; Gossip Girl; Grey's Anatomy; The Office; ER. (All of these deserve to be in bold!)

Quotes:

Charlie Pace: So, first plane crash?
Claire Littleton: What gave it away?
Charlie Pace: Ah, you can always spot the newbies.

Charlie: Is that another one? Okay, we need to time the contractions, that's what you do, time the contractions. Okay.
counting
Charlie: One sugar plum fairy, two sugar plum fairy ...
Claire: Charlie!
Charlie: panicking You just need to calm down, alright? Big deep breaths.
he starts taking really deep breaths
Charlie: Oh, bloody hell.
Claire: Charlie, I need you to get Jack!
Charlie: What?
Claire: I'll be alright...
Charlie: What? I'm not leaving you alone, I can deliver a baby. I can do this! This must happen all the time!
Claire: Charlie, you don't know how to...
Charlie: Wait, no listen to me. I'm not going to let anything happen to you. I might not know what I'm doing, but I'll figure it out. If I can kick drugs I can deliver a baby.
Claire: looks at him funny
Charlie: Let me explain.
pauses
Charlie: I'm a drug addict, I was a drug addict., I'm clean now.
Claire: Get Jack!
Charlie: Right.

There are tons of Charlie quotes, but there are just too many! He's to amazing! :D

Edward: Do I dazzle you? Bella: Frequently!

THAT is the best line in the whole series. There are plenty more but I think I will just leave it at the line above.

ENJOY!

Sea of Sameness reviews
After a mysterious accident that leaves Bella alone, she is welcomed into the Cullen household as the fourth foster child. Will she able to avoid her unmistakable attraction to Edward, the troubled, overly artistic boy with a gruesome past? Angst/Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
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