Poll: How did you find me? Vote Now! |
![]() Author has written 2 stories for Soul Eater, and Doctor Who. Name: Lord Lady Lex, AKA L3 Age: In the teenage region Location: Certainly not in Iowa, so don't look for me there :\ Appearance: medium length red hair, swooped to one side, shoulder length, usually wearing black or blue Likes: dressing as other people, the color blue, dill pickles, horses, snakes, music, video games Hates: flaming, bullies, really high places, needles I am called Lord Lady Lex for a good reason. A few years ago I was sucked into another dimension. In this dimension, I had to disguise myself as a man in order to enter the military, which was a lot like it was in medieval times. I became a great hero, and they made me a Lord. Then they found out that I was a women. Chaos ensued. Another battle took place, some important people almost died, and I resolved it. Then they made me a Lady. Both names stuck. Games I've played Gameboy Color/Advanced Nintendo Gamecube Nintendo DS PS2 Nintendo Wii xBox 360 Animes I've Watched Soul Eater Copy and Pastables If you hate Wario with a passion and would want to join me in burning him alive or some other gruesome and painful way in destroying him, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Queen Authoress 'Starcy' Hand (WARIO SUCKS XD), Lord Lady Lex Everyone is an idiot in some way (even me.) If you agree with this, copy and paste this into your profile. If you beat the Subspace Emissary, copy and paste this to your profile! If you randomly start singing when people say certain words, copy this into your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, Bubble Blower, panache2005, .Dr1v3n t0 1n5aN1Ty., Serenity.Jones, crystalshake, KOIZUMI MICHIYO, Rain C. frosty, Pikana, Queen Authoress 'Starcy' Hand, Lord Lady Lex If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile! 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In". 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds". 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go". 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity . Post this on your profile to make someone smile! LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THE GAME/SHOW: 1. Death the Kid Then ask the following questions What would happen if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? Me: No, I won't help you adjust the mirror again, just go to the bathroom and get out as fast as you can! Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? Me: SOUL GET OUT BEFORE I END YOU!!!!!! Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow? Me: This is so wrong I don't know where to begin! Number 5 cooked you dinner? Me: ... I'm getting cavities just looking at all this. Number 6 is lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? Just leave her be. It's safest for everyone if she just gets left alone! Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? Axel: Lex! I am your father! Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? Me: Oh jeez, here we go again! What did you do this time Ed? Number 9 made fun of all your friends? Hmmm... Let him talk. I'd rather not get into a fight with a demon. I enjoy living, you see. I have no desire to stop! Number 10 ignored you all the time? Me: Well, FINE, BE that way! Red is tacky anyway!!! Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? Kid: Simple, I'll just hunt them down and take their souls. One for Liz and one for Patty too, oh, isn't symmetry marvelous? You're on vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? Me: OWOWOWOWOW! It's your birthday. What does 3 get you? Soul: Here. Happy Birthday. You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? Uses his ice powers to cool the air while bursting in to save me. Shirtless. *grin* You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremly embarassed. What will 5 do? L: You know you shouldn't do that, you'll only regret it later. But I suppose it will leave an interesting story to tell later. Is it worth it though? Do whatever you want I guess, it doesn't matter anyway. You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction? Kid: Hang on, is that a man or a woman? You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? Me: *sigh* You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you? Quietly applauds with a proud yet smug look on his face. You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? Grell: Honestly, I haven't seen such uncontrollable giggles since that laughing gas factory exploded! Calm down girl! Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? Tall, dark, handsome, slightly intimidating and knows how to handle himself, but isn't pompous or arrogant.(usually) His faults only make him more adorable! Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9. Me: Look, Maka, babe, I understand the attraction, he IS smoking hot and intelligent, but trust me, keep your distance! I don't know how patient he is with teenage crushes, and I don't want to see you get hurt. Literally, he's a f*ing demon, he could kill you in less than ten seconds. You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along? Ummmm... Does Soul have parents? I mean, no, of course he has parents, but I know nothing about them. We would probably get along though, most parents love me. :) Will 5 and 6 ever kiss? Not likely. I can't see L having a serious romantic attraction to anyone, and Samus would keep her distance from such a creepy looking fellow. Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do? Me? Stop Samus from breaking hearts? Ha. Ha ha. You're funny. You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What's going on in your mind? Oh man, he probably thinks it looks dumb, I should have left it the way it was, now I'm going to get these weird looks from him all the time, and when we talk, he's just going to stare at my hair the whole time, unless he's staring because he likes it, does he like it, it's always hard to tell with that one, he always keeps things to himself, never let's anyone in... Number 8 thinks he/she'll never get a girl/boyfriend. What do you tell him/her? Ed, you are a powerful State Alchemist who has lived through more than most adults, and you're only 15. Who wouldn't want to date you? You're height? Forget about your height for a second and look at the big picture! You are a great guy, you're just too focused on your goals to notice the shy girls who are too intimidated by you to speak! Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an e-mail. Now what? Seriously Sebastian? You are better than this. You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react? Me: Just walk away, you didn't see anything. Yup, you certainly didn't see anything that would give you nightmares for the next month and a half. You've noticed that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are ou thinking? Tch. Two options. One, they are sleeping. Two, they are fighting. *BOOM* And I'm putting my money on option two! Could 1 and 6 be soul mates? Probably not. Samus is a little old for Kid and she would be driven crazy by his symmetry OCD Would 2 trust 5? Maka would totally trust L. L is trying to rid the world of really bad people. It's pretty much the same as what she does. Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that? Grell pulls out a chainsaw and cuts Gray's arm off. 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school. What study will they pick? "Symmetry of Sweets." A cooking class. :) I kid, they would go into law of course. If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make? I'm not sure, but it would have lots of meat! 7 and 9 applied for a job. What job? Uh, Target Spokesperson? Stand-ins for people on fire? Demolitions expert? Movie effects coordinator? 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is this okay? Ummm I'm not sure. L? How'd it turn out? 9 sketches what 6's perfect boy/girlfriend should look like; will 6 be happy? Probably. Sebastian lives to serve, remember? If Samus wasn't happy, Bassy would just have to start over. 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about? Grell's hitting on Sebastian again. No biggie, same old, same old. 1 accidentally kicked 10? Grell: Ooo, like to play rough do you? Well, I know this darling little place just outside of town if you wanted to maybe join me for a day or two, hmmm? 2 sent a message to his/her BF/GF. What would happen? Um. Her boyfriend would receive the message? I don't... It seems pretty straightforward. 5 and 6 did a workout together? Samus would be pwning everyone in the gym while L tries to find either the door or some sweets. 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday? Samus: What? You didn't invite me to your party? Why is that exactly? Is there a problem between us? 7 won the lottery? He would by a house with a lot of fireplaces. And then burn it down. 8 has quite the big secret. SSSHHH You're not supposed to tell people about other people's secrets!!! 9 became a singer? It would be the most beautiful thing ever and everyone would love him. Possibly because of magic--but that's besides the point! 10 got a daughter? Oh gawd, it reproduced... What would 1 think of 2? Kid likes Maka. They get along almost all the time. Plus her hair and outfit are totally symmetrical. How would 3 greet 4? Soul: Hey man, long time no see! What would 4 envy about 5? I really can't think of anything. They both have troubled pasts and heavy responsibilities, their lives are very similar. What dream would 5 have about 6? Probably a wet dream. I know what I said earlier, but he's still a man after all. :) What do 6 and 7 have in common? Fangirls. Lots and lots of fangirls. (Alright, fanBOYS too, if you want to get technical...) What would make 7 angry at 8? Not sure, probably Ed's big mouth. Where would 8 meet 9? Hmmmm... You sir, have gotten my writer juices flowing! What would 9 never dare tell 10? His weakness What would make 10 scared of 1? Maybe the fact that he is the son of death? Who is basically Grell's boss? You don't want to mess with the son of your boss! Is 3 gay? I would say that the fact that he gets a severe nosebleed whenever he sees a girl naked is proof that that is not true. How do you feel right now? Pretty exhausted actually, this thing took me like an hour to do, and I have school tomorrow. Bedtime!!! |
The Subspace Emissary Continued by Queen Authoress 'Starcy' Hand reviews
Captors and Keepers by Epithimia reviews
The Day I Met The Doctor reviews
Crossover reviews