Poll: Why is there no such thing as canned water? Vote Now! |
![]() Author has written 12 stories for Twilight, Bleach, This Lullaby, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, and Glee. Have you ever spent too much time on fanfiction when you were supposed to be doing actual work? Have you ever gotten in trouble at work or school for not paying attention because you were thinking about fanfiction? (In my case thinking very loudly about how mean it is for the site to be blocked) If you have, we'll get along just fine. If you haven't, I'm sure we still will get along just fine. If you like my writing and whatnot (riiiight) then I would suggest you head on over to my original writing at : http://www.fictionpress.com/~brightestdarkness . or not. it's really your choice. you don't have to. but it'd be nice. I've just started a new humor story...about old people...and not. I AM SORRY IF MY POLLs SEEM SORT OF STUPID, BUT THey WERE VERY SERIOUSLY CONFUZZLING TO MY FRIEND AND I, SO WE WANTED SECOND AND THIRD AND SO ON OPINIONS New I have now been informed that they do not can water because it would make people sick. I am still waiting for more votes on my pollS. We only have a few opinions, and my friend and I are stuck in confuzzlement still, so if you'd please vote it would only take a minute of your time, then you can be on your way, do whatever you like and completely forget about the poll you took from a person who likes to rant on and on about nothing in particular, or everything in particular. So vote for my sanity, and if not mine, my silly friend's sanity. About Me: I am a vegetarian I am a writer I have a fictionpres account ...hint hint click the hompage link-y thing... I love books and music and am open to sugggestions I have successfully completed NaNoWriMo I am addicted to caffeine I suck at updating, but i try Cookie: 'Hey Archie, wanna hear a joke?' Fav Quote: Whoever said that words don't hurt never got hit with a dictionary FUn stuff: Battle of the Shiningamis Ryuk from Death Note and Ichigo from Bleach R:I AM! I: NO, I AM!! R: I'M THE BETTER SHININGAMI! I: NO YOU'RE NOT! R: WHY'S THAT? I: BECAUSE I AM! R: YOU'RE AN IDIOT! I: I'M NOT DENYING THAT, BUT I'M STILL BETTER! R: WELL, I CAN KILL YOU IN FORTY SECONDS! I: GOOD FOR YOU! TOO BAD THAT YOU'LL BE CHOPPED IN HALF IN ONLY TWO! R: YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO HIT ME! I: YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO FIND YOUR PEN! R: YOU LITTLE TWERP! I'LL LAUGH THE DAY I DIE AT THE DULL BLADE OF YOU INSIGNIFICANT ZANPAKUTO! I:(Takes Death Note, puts flaming lighter to it) HA!R: YOU TORCHED MY DEATH NOTE! I: YOU INSULTED ZANGETSU! R: YOU BLEEP! I: I'LL KILL YOU! R: NOT IF I KILL YOU FIRST! I:YOU CAN'T! R:WHY NOT? I: I TORCHED YOUR DEATH NOTE, REMEMBER? YOU WERE CRYING ABOUT IT A FEW SECONDS AGO! R: WAS NOT CRYING! AND BESIDES! EVEN WITHOUT MY DEATH NOTE (Sobs...), I'M STILL THE BETTER DEATH GOD!! I: NO, I'M THE BETTER DEATH GOD! R: GO DIE IN A DITCH! I: YOU FIRST! (At that last rage-induced shout, Rukia and Light decided best to walk away slowly from the bickering Shiningamis.) Don't yawn in the shower, you might drown. One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?" The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism. you believe teenagers are steryotyped, put this on your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile. You laugh, I laugh. A friend will bail you outta jail, a best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying either, "We really screwed up," or "That was fun!" Dear Lord, |
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