![]() Never Forget Me, Forget Me Never. If you forget me, Forget me forever. This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia I will tell you if you are willing to listen, The razor blade became my very best friend The shining, sharp edges of my only friend, My soul so slowly disappeared, I always made sure to fake my smile, Every day, the same routine, Everything was dead in this uncaring world, Therefore I relied on my dearest friend, But there was one piece that was missing They say they understand how I feel, I have been judged because I cut, It was not my choice to live like this, You may see someone shining, smiling, Black Veil Brides Army Forever 7 Ways to scare your roommates 7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..." 6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil. 5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks. 4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan. 3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you’re hungry. 2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?" 1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer." FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone. If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'? We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser. Heck is the place for people who don't belive in Gosh. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. Procrastinate NOW! The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? Sarcasm is one more service I offer. Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world. I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. Don't take life too seriously; no on gets out alive. I will temporarily rule the world, forever. Life is like robbing a bank; so worth the while! You want to know who your real friends are? Screw up and see who's still there- (A good one!!) Let's see. My first impression: I hate you - Kakashi (Naruto) Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon- Don't look at me with that tone of voice!- Silence is golden, duck-tape is sliver- Too troublesome - Shikamaru (Naruto) It's a wonder they haven't locked you up yet- A good friend would come and bail you out of jail. A true friend would be sitting there beside you saying, "Man that was fun!" When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. (yays) I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends. Girls are like phones, they like to be held and talked to but if you press the wrong botton, you will be disconnected. (nods that is very true) WHEN THE VERY FIRST MAN DISCOVERED THAT COWS HAVE MILK... WHAT DO YOU THINK HE WAS DOING?? 16 THINGS IM GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get a box of lipstick and some fire-engine red heels and put it into a kindly old gentleman's cart. 2. Get an employee to carry 13 bags of super-size dog food for you and when you get to the cash-register, tell him you changed your mine and walk away. 3. Grab a bicycle and ride around . 4. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 5. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 6. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 7. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 8. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 9. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 10. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 11. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 12. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed...Or are planning to do any of these things. Total slaughter... Total slaughter... I won't leave a single man alive... la di da di die... genocide... la di da di dud... an ocean of blood... lets begin...the killing...time... "Normal is a setting on a washing machine . no one wants to be a setting on a washing machine." Ashley purdy "Suicide isn't cowardly. I'll tell you what's cowardly. Treating someone so bad they want to end their lives."Ashley purdy |
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