![]() Hello lovelies, Wykyd here. A while back, I immersed myself into the wonderful world that is fan fiction. Since then, my head has been overflowing with lovely little plot bunnies. I've always wanted to try my hand at writing, so I hope to put them to use. Wouldn't want the poor things starving to death. Sadly though, I am well versed in the arts of procrastination, and put them to use daily. So, once I climb over that hurdle, I do hope you will enjoy the inner workings of my mind. Wykyd's Corner of Random (About Me): Procrastination pwns me. Sleep is my friend. Jeopardy keeps my brain from permanent hibernation. Running a temperature of 103 produces some very trippy hallucinations. The ceiling knows where to find the things I misplace. The voices in my head know what they're talking about most of the time. My computer hates me and is staging a coup. If it's not on Wikipedia, it must not exist. SasuNaruSasu is my OTP. My brain has a mind of it's own. I'm an expert at tripping on flat ground. Easily distracted. Amuses self with inner monologue. Murphy's Law is my motto. Hisses at the sun. Believes spiders are evil incarnate. Has an affinity for cats, vampires, and Shinigami. Torments brother with shark pictures. Often curses after sneezing. Prone to bouts of stupidity. Forgetful. Takes at least an hour after waking for brain to function properly. Sometimes misses ability to sleep over 14 hours straight. Attractive men in glasses reduces brain to the equivalent of Jello. Is in a happy place when listening to The Beatles. Reads anything that piques my interest. Has difficulty multitasking. Wonders why it's easier to remember useless information. Quotes: "I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity." - Edgar Allan Poe "A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar." - Mark Twain "Books are the perfect entertainment: no commercials, no batteries, hours of enjoyment for each dollar spent. What I wonder is why everybody doesn't carry a book around for those inevitable dead spots in life." - Stephen King “One day at a time, this is enough. Do not look back and grieve over the past for it is gone: "If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little." - George Carlin "I'm so happy. Cause today I found my friends. They're in my head." - Nirvana: Lithium "Are you saying I've been having erections for seven years because of a moment of madness?" - Sasuke Uchiha: From the Doujinshi Coming Out "Because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn." - Alfred Pennyworth: The Dark Knight "Don't talk like one of them. You're not! Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out, like a leper! You see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these... these civilized people, they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve." - Joker: The Dark Knight "Oh, you. You just couldn't let me go, could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You are truly incorruptible, aren't you? Huh? You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. And I won't kill you because you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever." "Few things in life the liberal application of duct tape can't solve." - Pooch: The Losers "I'm warning you, I am a lethal killing machine. It was a secret government experiment. They did stuff to me. Spooky stuff. Anal stuff. It turned me into a dangerous telekinetic. In the words of Ancient Taoist masters, Don't start none. Won't be none." - Jensen: The Losers "There's Sam Girls and Dean Girls and... what's a slash fan?" "Vampires should only sparkle if they've turned to ash and the particles are refracting light." - Me "Some people leave me to wonder why more houses don't fall out of the sky." - Me "I should never exceed three cups of coffee in a day. Unless, of course, Wall Bouncing becomes an Olympic Event, then I'm set." - Me "Anything that can go wrong will go wrong." - Murphy's Law "Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights made an airplane." - Unknown "Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup." - Unknown “Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away” - Unknown "A good day is when the shit hits the fan and I have time to duck." - Unknown Current Manga: Noragami D. Gray-Man Rin-Ne (Kyōkai no Rinne) Vampire Knight Kuroshitsuji Junjou Romantica Sekai-ichi Hatsukoi Love Stage!! Silver Diamond Shinrei Tantei Yakumo Skip Beat! Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun Horimiya Namaikizakari Kamisama Hajimemashita Noblesse Gosu Tomo-chan wa Onnanoko! Magi Magi - Sinbad no Bouken Wotaku ni Koi wa Muzukashii Koro-sense Q! |
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