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Author has written 5 stories for Warriors.

The Percy Jackson Pledge:

I promise to remember Percy

whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remembe Rachel

whenever a limo passes my car.

yes I promise to remember PJO

wherever I may go

because I know what the Olympians know

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mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

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mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

"See that's what happens to snow in Texas lady. It - freaking - melts!" - Leo Valdez, The Lost Hero

-"Aphrodite took my snowboarding jacket. Mugged by my own mom!" - Piper Mclean, The Lost Hero

-“Um...is that thing tame?" Frank said.
The horse whinnied angrily.
"I don't think so," Percy guessed. "He just said, 'I will trample you to death, silly Chinese Canadian baby man'.”

-“Reyna sent me to get Percy," Frank said. "Did Octavian accept you?"
"Yeah," Percy said. "He slaughtered my panda.”

-Akhlys lunged at Percy, and for a split second he thought: Well, hey, I’m just smoke. She can’t touch me, right?
He imagined the Fates up in Olympus, laughing at his wishful thinking: LOL, NOOB!

-Frank looked at Percy with wide eyes. He mouthed: Can your sword do grenade form?
Percy mouthed back, No. Shut up.

-"What does Blackjack want?" she asked.
"Donuts," Percy said. "Always donuts.”

-“It'll be dangerous," Nyssa warned him. "Hardship, monsters, terrible suffering. Possibly none of you will come back alive."
"Oh." Suddenly Leo didn't look so excited. Then he remembered everyone was watching. "I mean... Oh, cool! Suffering? I love suffering! Let's do this.”

-Leo: "So...giants who can throw mountains. Friendly wolves that will eat us if we show weakness. Evil espresso drinks. Gotcha. Maybe this isn't the best time to bring up my psycho babysitter."
Piper: "Is that another joke?”

-“Gaea?” Leo shook his head. “Isn’t that Mother Nature? She’s supposed to have, like, flowers in her hair and birds singing around her and dear and rabbits doing her laundry.”
“Leo, that’s Snow White,” Piper said.

-“Cabin Fifteen does that to everyone," Annabeth warned. "If you ask me, this place is even more dangerous than the Ares cabin. At least with Ares, you can learn where the land mines are."

-“Lots of death, huh? Personally, I'm trying to avoid lots of death, but you guys have fun!”

-Annabeth’s shoulders ached. The elevator’s easy-listening music didn’t help. If all monsters had to hear that song about liking piña coladas and getting caught in the rain, no wonder they were in the mood for carnage when they reached the mortal world.

-“Any moment now..." The girl [Calypso] stared out at the water.
No magical raft appeared.
"Maybe it got stuck in a traffic," Leo said.”

-"She's alive," Leo said. "Thank the gods and pass the hot sauce."

-"They're Lares. House gods."
"House gods," Percy said. "Like...smaller than real gods, but larger than apartment gods?"

-Leo clapped Frank on the shoulder. “Way to go, Zhang. Now you can order Octavian to fall on his sword.”

-To my wonderful readers:
Sorry about that last cliff-hanger.
Well, no, not really. HAHAHAHA.
But seriously, I love you guys.

Percy: Boy, there sure is something fishy going on around here.
Annabeth: Yes, it would be... wise to avoid any trouble.
Nico: No, stop this right now.

Jason: My, what a... shocking development.
Leo: Oh, yeah, things sure are heating up.
Nico: Zhang, make them stop.
Frank: Okay, guys, you all heard Nico... just let me be Frank with you.

Nico: You're all idiots.
Piper: I don't know, I find them quite...
Nico: DON'T YOU DARE-
Piper: ...charming.

Hazel: I'll say. These puns are pure gold.
Nico: You're all dead to me.

WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE GOD/GODDESS?

Hera. -Percy
Hera. -Annabeth
Hera. -Piper
Hera. -Jason
Juno. -Frank
Hera. -Leo

Juno. -Hazel

Well then... -Hera

WHO IS THE MOST POWERFUL DEMIGOD?

Hate to admit it, but Percy. -Thalia
Definitely Percy. -Annabeth
Percy. -Nico
Percy. -Hazel
Percy. -Frank
Percy. -Leo
Percy. -Percy

Jason... -Piper

*moment of silence*

*everyone shuns Piper*

PARENTS

Zeus to Thalia: Well, I suppose you can live.
Athena to Annabeth: You have failed me.
Hades to Nico: I would prefer Bianca...
Poseidon to Percy: Yo, Percy! Wanna go fishing?

WHY PERCY JACKSON IS FREAKING AWESOME

He has earned the respect of...

Artemis, who dislikes men,
Dionysus, who dislikes heroes, and
Hades, who dislikes humans.

Warriors Fan Oath:

I'll remember Brightheart, When I see a scar one someones face.

I will think of WindClan, Every time I win a race.

I'll remember Silverstream, When I see a young mother.

I'll remember Violet, When I worry about my brother.

I will remember Goosefeather, When nobody believes me.

I will think of Scourge, When someone's teased for being tiny.

I'll remember Mothwing, When I find it hard to believe.

I'll be reminded of Princess, When I see someone, who seems naive.

I'll always think of Heathertail, When someone wants to be 'just friends'.

I will think of StarClan, When I am near the end.

I will think of Tawnypelt, Whenever I feel judged.

I will think of Darkstripe, When somebody holds a grudge.

I promise to remember Cinderheart, When I climb a tree.

I'll remember Midnight, Whenever I'm at sea.

I'll remember Leafpool, When I must follow my heart.

I will think of Hollyleaf, If I ever fall apart.

I'll remember Brambleclaw, When I must prove myself.

I'll remember Spottedleaf, When I'm suffering from bad health.

I'll remember Lionblaze, When I am feeling strong.

I'll remember Tigerstar, If I choose the path that's wrong.

I'll remember Dovewing, When I hear of something far away.

I'll remember Cloudtail, When a kitten catches their first prey.

I'll remember Bluestar, Whenever I must choose.

I'll remember Crowfeather, When the one I love, I loose.

Feathertail will be in my mind, Whenever I must be brave.

And I'll remember The Tribe, When I'm in a cave.

I'll remember Ashfur, When somebody breaks my heart.

I'll remember Barley, When me and my siblings are far apart.

I'll remember Ivypool, When I try to be the best.

I'll remember Firestar, When my loyalty's put to the test.

I'll remember Crookedstar, If someone abandons me.

I'll remember Ravenpaw, If I ever have to flee.

I'll remember Jayfeather, When I have a strange dream.

I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt, Whenever I eat cream.

I'll always think of Cinderpelt, When my leg is sore.

I'll remember Longtail, When I can see no more.

I'll remember the many battles, When I see conflict or strife.

I promise to remember all these cats, For the rest of my life

Jayfeather's Heart by FawnsongofThunderclan reviews
This is a JayfeatherXHalf Moon based story. If you like it, please say so and I will continue it. It is romance, with a little drama and adventure thrown in. In this, Jayfeather plays the role of Jayfeather/Jay's Wing. I have also thrown in my own personal RP cat in as his apprentice. Dovewing also plays the role of Dovewing/Dove's Wing Rated T for violence & blood
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Jayfeather, Lionblaze, Half Moon, Dovewing
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Who Are You? (Warrior Cats Generator) reviews
(Disclaimer) Going to update very SOON- but this is basically showing your name and looks so far. Much more coming shortly!
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 65 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 5/19/2015
Warrior Cats - You Make The Story! reviews
U choose chars and wut happens, rated whatever it is just in case... Yeah, and stuff.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 7/7/2015
Jayfeather's New Life reviews
Jayfeather's death and rebirth, Yada yada yada- Disclaimer, I do not own Warrior cats, the Erin Hunter community does, and all that stuff. Anyway, enjoy! (Rated T just in case)
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Jayfeather
How to Annoy Warrior Cats reviews
Soon to be updated - A guide to annoying warrior cats. Please suggest who you would like to annoy- and review as always!
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 5/19/2015
Ask Jayfeather (Warrior Cats) reviews
R & R, plz. Need reviews to do this... Title explains all. Rated what it is for a reason..
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 6/3/2015