![]() Author has written 3 stories for Ninjago, and Steven Universe. Hi! I'm Sunnyonminecraft, but YOU WILL CALL ME SUNNY! If you do call me by my real name...well, don't say I didn't warn you. A few things about me: I live on Earth and my age is in between 0 and 100. I love Minecraft (duh), reading, writing(again, duh), hunting, beating people senselessly, and just being CRAZY!!!!!! My best friend is Dj, daughter of Percabeth. My stories: Frostbite: Since Garmadon's sacrifice, Lloyd hasn't been feeling himself lately. That is, until he meets a strange girl who leads him into a village full of other elementals! But, soon they find out that the village- as well as the elementals- are in danger! It's up to the ninja, the girl and her family, and new friends to stop this new threat. But what is he? Jay Freaking Loves Christmas:(Parody of Nostalgia Critic) When Skylar comes to visit for Christmas, what happens when she notices something off about Jay? INSANITY, of course! Will Jay go completely crazy, or will they be able to stop him!? Who Is Best Crystal Gem?: (Community Story) We each have our favorite gem. But which one's "the best?" Submit your reasons, and let's end this debate once and for all! P.S one little thing. If you are going to put up reviews, please do NOT curse or say anything crude. I will take critism, but stay clean. Random: 92 percent of the girls in the world would die if Abercrombie and Finch said breathing isn't cool. The other 8 percent will be laughing their heads off. If you are one of that 8 percent copy this and post (Like me) 90 percent of the world would die if Justin Bieber fell off a cliff. 9 percent would get popcorn. 1 percent would push him off. If you are the 9 or the 1 percent(I'm a part of that 1 percent) post this on your profile. ATTENTION! I know why the dinosaurs are extinct. Barney came and they committed sucicide. Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried to slam a revolving door. 93 percent of American children would have a breakdown if someone called them a freak.Paste this if you be among the 7 percent that ask, "When did you get the first clue?" Favorite Quotes (Some from mine or my friends' stories): "See, lady, this is what happens to snow in Texas. IT FREAKING MELTS!"- Leo, The Lost Hero "Here's a tip, Alcyoneus. Nest time you choose the biggest state as your homeland, don't set up base in a part that's only ten miles wide. Welcome to Canada, idiot."- Frank, Son of Neptune (Burn. Just burn.) "Alright, who took my pudding? It had my name on it!" "Really? I didn't see Motormouth written on it."- Cole and Jay, The Surge "Wait, are you a ghost?" He put my finger on my arm. "Say something only Dj would say." "Take your finger off my arm before I rip it off and beat you with it." "That's you."- Sky and Dj, I'm a block "Now we can't even play checkers."- Zane, All of Nothing. (And at that point, THAT was your biggest concern? Sometimes, you guys are complete idiots.) "New lesson, class," I announced. "Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword. This change is completely normal, and will happen to you right now if you don't BACK OFF!" - Percy Jackson, Battle of the Labyrinth Zoe: Let us find the dam snack bar, we should eat while we can. Grover: The dam snack bar? Zoe: Yes. What is funny? "Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries." Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."...I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand." "I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said. "And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt." - The Titan's Curse When the love of Hermione's life left her, she continued to search for the keys to destroying the world's most powerful dark wizard. When Annabeth knew that she could be losing Percy to Rachel, she still fought along side him in an effort to save Olympus and maybe even save the boy she called her brother even though he had gone to the enemy. When Katniss's love was taken from her she still led the rebellion against the Capitol as the Mockingjay. When the love of Bella's life left her, she curled up in the fetal position, went numb for months then jumped off a cliff. (So true! Lol) :) Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache.When you open it, he collapses.When he sees you reading it, he faints.When he sees you living it, he flees.Just when you're about to re-post this, he will try to discourage you.I just defeated him. Copy and paste this to your profile if you're in God's army and strong enough to pick up a sword :) List your favorite cartoon characters in any order: 1 wakes you up in the middle night. Me: Ah! Zane! What are you doing here?! Zane: Well, Misako is missing her scrolls, and something tells me you know where they are. Me: What makes you say that? Zane: -points to scrolls hidden underneath bed- Me: Uh...how long am I gonna be in the big house for this? Zane: I'm not taking you to jail, Sunny. Me: Really? Zane: Of course. I'm not the police. Me: THEN GOOD LUCK TRYING TO FIND ME IN CANADA, SUCKER!!!!! -jumps out window- Zane: -facepalms- 3 walks into the bathroom while you're showering Me: -screams- Kai: -covers eyes and blushes- OH MY GOSH! I'M SO SORRY!!!! Me: GET OUT OF HERE, SICKO! 5 cooks you dinner Me: Umm, Cole? Is this chili supposed to be moving? 8 gets in the hospital somehow Me: GRIFFIN! WHAT HAPPENED?! Griffin: Never...call...Nya...cute...in front...of Jay... 9 makes fun of your friends Me: -slapping him over and over- NO ONE MAKES FUN OF MY FRIENDS! Ronin: SOMEBODY HELP ME! Two serial killers are hunting you down. What does 1 do? Me: OH MY GOSH, I'M GONNA DIE! Zane: -jumps out of no where and freezes the serial killers- Me: ...How did you get here? Zane: The Bounty is overhead. -points to Bounty- Me: Ohhhhhhhh. You manage to break your leg on vacation with 2. What do they do? Jay: It's okay, Sunny! I'm calling the hospital right now! Me: WHY CAN'T YOU JUST FLY ME THERE?! YOU HAVE A DRAGON!!!! Jay: Oh yeah... It's your birthday. What does 4 get you? Me: OH MAI GOSH, A SWORD!!!!!! -pulls out a silver sword with a sapphire in a blue hilt- Jay: Do you really trust her with that, Lloyd? Lloyd: Oh, yeah. Maybe I should take it back- Me: -hisses- STAY AWAY FROM MY BABY!!!!!! You're stuck in a houses that's on fire. What does 2 do? Jay: I'LL SAVE YOU!!!- charges towards the burning house- Me: Um... Jay? You know I'm out now. Jay: -catches on fire- AHHHHH!!!!!! Nya: -puts out fire on Jay with her water powers. And facepalms- Boys... You're about to do something that will make you really embarrassed. What does 5 do? Cole: Hold on a minute. -walks to the door- JAY! COME HERE! AND BRING YOUR CAMERA! You're about to marry 5. What's 1's reaction? Zane: WHAT?! Me: BUT I LIKE SOME ONE ELSE! D: Cole: AND SHE'S WAY TOO YOUNG FOR ME!!!! You got dumped by someone. How does 6 cheer you up? Me: -crying while Nya hugs me- Nya: There, there. It's okay. Hey, you know, I've got a great idea to cheer you up! Me: What? Nya: Let's find the jerk who dumped you and flood his house! Me: Nya...THAT'S THE BEST IDEA YOU'VE EVER HAD! -hugs her tightly- Nya: Can't...breathe... You are competing in a tournament. How does 7 support you? Me: So, P.I.X.A.L, did you set up all the traps? P.I.X.A.L: Yes, but isn't this highly illegal? Me: Only if we get caught! You can't stop laughing. What does 1 do? Zane: -flips on his funny switch- Me: I- AHAHAHAHAH- HATE- AHAHAHAHAH - YOU!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 8 is all you ever dreamed of. Why? Me: What?! Eww, no! Griffin: What's wrong with me?! Me: Nothing! But, aren't you in your 20's? Griffin: Oh, right. 2 tells you their deeply hidden love for 9 Me: -looks at Jay and slaps him- NO! BAD JAY! VERY BAD JAY! YOU CANNOT LOVE RONIN! Jay: What?! I don't love Ronin! Why would think that? Me: -shows him the question- Jay: OH MY GOSH, WHY???!!!!! Me: This isn't really helping the yaoi shippers. Will 5 and 6 ever kiss? Me: NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!! JAY WOULD BE FURIOUS!!!!! 9 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What is your reaction? Me: Not possible. Ronin could never be a player. Ronin: Is it because I'm too nice? :D Me: No, it's because women can't stand you. Ronin: I hate you, Sunny. -_- You got a haircut and 5 can't stop staring at you. What do you do? Me: STOP STARING! I KNOW IT'S BAD! Cole: It's not MY fault your hair looks like the back end of a- Me: THAT'S IT! -starts beating Cole up- 8 thinks they can never get a boyfriend/girlfriend. How do you comfort them? Me: It's not that bad! Griffin: I've been single for 5 freaking years, Sunny. I get lonely. Me: I have an idea! 2 hours later... Me: -dragging Griffin into a fancy restaurant- COM'ON, GRIFFIN! THIS WILL SOLVE YOUR PROBLEM!!! Griffin: But I told you, I don't like blind-dating! Me: Don't worry, you already know this girl! Ten minutes later... Griffin:...Um...so, what have you been up to since the tournament? Camille: Not much. Just my job, taking care of my little brother, stuff like that. Me: -hiding under a table- Yes, yes, keep talking... Camille: -gets close to Griffin's face- Griffin? Griffin: Yeah? Me: (whispering) Yes! Camille: You have something in your teeth. Me: OH, COM'ON!!!!! Jay: The morale of this story: shippers ruin lives. 2 is too shy to confess their feelings to you, so they send you via email. What is your reaction? Me: JAY! OH NO, NYA'S GONNA KILL ME! Jay: What are you talking about? Me: -shows email- What is this?! Jay: I didn't send that! I love Nya and only Nya! Me: Well, who sent it then?! Jay: Well, Lloyd did borrow my laptop earlier... Me: LLOYD!!!!! You spot 10 kissing 3. Your reaction? Me: Gah! Kai! Skylar! Get a room! Could 1 and 6 be soul mates? Me: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! Would 2 trust 5? Me: -shrugs- I guess. 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study do they pick? Me: Cole would definitely take cooking, cause he definitely needs it. Zane would not need to learn anything, something tells me he would be the one teaching. If 6 and 3 cooked a something together, what would it be? Me: -drinking a gallon of water- WHY WERE THOSE RIBS SO SPICY?!! Kai: Hehe...oops... Nya: I told you there was too much cumin. 8 gives 3 a haircut. Is it good? Kai: AHHHH!!!!! MY HAIR!!!!! MY BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL HAIR!!!!! Griffin: Hehehe...oops. Me: At least now you won't have to use so much hair gel anymore. 9 sketches what 6's perfect boyfriend/girlfriend would look like. Would 6 be happy? Me: Wouldn't that just be a picture of Jay? 10 and 9 are blushing when they talk. What is their conversation about? Me: Um...it is hot out here. So maybe they got sunburnt! 1 kicks 9 Zane: -kicks Ronin- Ronin- Ow! What was that for?! Zane: I was simply doing what the sign told me. Ronin: What sign? Zane: -takes off the 'kick me' sign on Ronin's back- Ronin: SUNNY!!!!!! 8 noticed they weren't invited to your birthday party. Griffin: Why wasn't I invited?! D: Me: The invitation's on your table. Griffin: -sees the invitation- Oh. 9 wins the lottery Ronin: YES!!!! I CAN FINALLY PAY OFF MY DEBT TO THE SOUL ARCHER!!!!! Me: Um, Ronin? You only won two bucks. 8 has quite a big secret. Me: Tell me! Griffin: No Me: Please?! Griffin: No Me: WHY NOT?! Griffin: Because you would tell everyone you could in ten minutes flat if I did! Me: Oh, yeah. 10 gets a daughter. Me: Um... You and Kai are married now, right?! Skylar: Of course we are! Kai: Yeah, what do ya take us for?! What does 1 think of 7? Zane: I love her as a sister and fellow ninja. Nya: Aww, thanks Zane! What would 4 envy about 5? Me: Lloyd doesn't get jealous. He's too sweet for that. Would 5 dream about 6? Me: If he did, Jay would kill him. What do 6 and 7 have in common? Nya and P.I.X.A.L: We're both girls. What would make 2 angry at 5? Jay: THIS IS FOR TRYING TO STEAL MY GIRLFRIEND FROM ME!!! -beats up Cole- Cole: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Me: I thought we were done with that stupid love-triangle. Where would 8 meet 9? Me: -shrugs- What would 9 never tell 10 to his face? Me: Um... I don't know What would make 10 scared of 1? Me: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! ZANE IS NOT SCARY, HE IS LOVABLE! -hugs him tightly- Zane: You are damaging my circuits. What would you do if these people were your teachers? Me: OH MY GOSH, YOU'RE MY TEACHERS!? THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!!!! What is a thing on Fanfiction you wouldn't like 1 and 2 to see? Me: Oh my Gosh! I better make sure Jay and Zane don't see this! Jay: See what, Sunny? Me: -turns around, sees Jay and Zane- AH! Uhh, nothing. Zane: Are you sure about that? Me: Yes! Jay: Com'on, let us see! Me: Alright.-hands them computer- Zane: -looks at it- What is Techno-shipping? Five minutes later... Zane and Jay: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Jay: OH MY GOSH, THIS IS SO DESCRIPTIVE!!!!! Zane: THIS DOES NOT COMPUTE! THIS DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!!!!! Me: They're taking better than I thought they would. You see 3 and 9 playing in your backyard. What do you do? Me: AREN'T YOU A LITTLE OLD TO BE PLAYING? In my yard? Not that I'm complaining... 4 wants to be your best friend. Me: Yes! I will be your best friend! MY FRIENDS ARE GONNA BE SOO JEALOUS!! Lloyd: YAY!!! You have to stay at 1 or 6's house. Which do you choose? Me: Don't they live at the same place? 4 has to marry 3, 8, or 9. Which do they choose? Lloyd: REALLY?! Me: -laughing- Kai: Seriously, enough of greenflame already! 2 and 6 are making out when you and your friend walk in. What do you do? Me and Dj: -taking pictures- we ship it hard. Jay: Um, a little privacy, please? Me and Dj: NO! Things different people taught me: Skydoesminecraft: Taught me to give back to the people who gave to you. (He said he owes his subs his life, because he was really depressed when he first started Youtube.) Toby Turner: Taught me to always strive to make others laugh. Percy Jackson: To never lose hope. Annabeth Chase: that everyone has flaws. Luke Castellean: You can always do the right thing, even when you are possessed by a Titan Lord. Lloyd Garmadon: Sometimes, even a little brat can become a hero. Dj daughter of percabeth: Even if it is a fanfiction, you can still make an awesome story. (Dj happens to be the reason I got into Fanfiction. She's the one who introduced me.) Bella Swan: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! Anyway, welcome to my channel! |
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