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Name : Snowy

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Just here to read and review good fanfiction, I mostly read Harry Potter and Naruto as well as a bit of SG1, SGA BTVS and one or two other things

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A MODern Man by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry takes advice he shouldn't, to do something he really should have known better than to try. Still, all's well that ends well, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,563 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 1,886 - Follows: 2,161 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Harry P.
Sasuke's No Good Very Bad Teammates by GwendolynStacy reviews
Naruto and Sakura have gone insane. Or: Just after becoming Team 7 Naruto and Sakura go through a massive shift in personality, leaving Sasuke out of the loop and wondering what in the name of sanity could have happened to them. His only consolation is that Kakashi is just as weirded out as he is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,202 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 1,307 - Follows: 1,752 - Updated: 8/20 - Published: 3/20/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
For the Republic by Wanderer101 reviews
The United Republic of States after 6000 years ascends to the stars. The Council will have to contend with a nation that is better than them in every way. This is kind of a humanity F* Yeah! story. Well what did you expect from a game that lets you build a nation that makes our countries look like boy scout troops. Rated T for "Just in Case..."
Crossover - Civilization Series & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,621 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 1,513 - Updated: 8/18 - Published: 9/28/2015
Chiaroscuro by boomvroomshroom reviews
"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 320,013 - Reviews: 7823 - Favs: 8,726 - Follows: 9,619 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H.
The Evil Overlord List by boomvroomshroom reviews
Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 106,930 - Reviews: 2250 - Favs: 5,255 - Follows: 5,711 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
A Scholar's travels with a Witcher by Spike368 reviews
Sent out to gather the knowledge of the real world. A young scholar from the University of Oxenfurt finds a wounded Witcher on the steps to the inn where he was staying. So he starts gathering the material for his journals. Rated T for language
Witcher - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 104 - Words: 1,614,976 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 8/22/2016 - OC
Massed Up 2 by DelVarO reviews
Shepard is dead, everyone went their own way and it's Thursday again. Now I have two full years to get myself ready for her return. Get myself back into better shape, stockpile some weapons... simple enough, right? With the way things were going so far, I think I should have expected that nothing will ever be so simple.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 37 - Words: 294,711 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 8/6 - Published: 6/22/2013
When We Were Invincible by PineappleApproves reviews
Before strapping swords to their backs and slaying monsters for pay, witchers were once children. Children with dreams, ambitions, and love. In the School of Bear, three boys are the only ones in their group to survive the Trial of Grasses. What ensues is a binding, steadfast friendship. They become brothers, living in the days when they think the world can do them no wrong.
Witcher - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 71 - Words: 366,056 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/5 - Published: 8/9/2016 - OC
Thrilling Tales of the Downright Unusual by Clell65619 reviews
Renamed from 'The Big Box of Silliness', due to complaints that not all the stories were silly. Of course most of them aren't Thrilling either, but you've got to admit, they are Unusual...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 86 - Words: 177,124 - Reviews: 4119 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 1,139 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 2/13/2008
Mass Effect: Sins of the Future by RaintheCriminalWhirlwind reviews
As burning stars fell from the space, A Spectre filled with regrets at his final moments at the crucible, all he wanted was one last chance to change his past and become the hero his universe deserved and thanks to an unlikely source, the Commander is sent hurdling into the past in an alternate universe similar to save it but can he change this universe's fate? Time Travel AU Fic
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 98,087 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 12/8/2014 - [Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah] [Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni]
Dodging Prison and Stealing Witches - Revenge is Best Served Raw by LeadVonE reviews
Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 576,444 - Reviews: 7659 - Favs: 14,729 - Follows: 17,828 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 10/23/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Ginny W.]
Uzumaki Naruto: Dawn of the Gamer Remastered Edition by Legend of the Kyuubi reviews
At a young age, Naruto grew up with little to no friends and because of this, he developed a love of video games. One day he somehow woke up with the ability to view life as a video game. Naruto had no idea what to make of it, but quickly learned of its perks and decided to roll with it. Watch out world! The Gamer has arrived. Naruto/The Gamer Crossover.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 58,565 - Reviews: 5494 - Favs: 9,817 - Follows: 11,492 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Hinata H., Anko M.
From Academy to ANBU by theriku260 reviews
Slight AU, slightly grey Naruto. The Hokage and ANBU commander watched Naruto's use of shadow clones that night. Through guilt tripping of the Hokage, the commander gains the newly graduated Naruto for his forces. Join Naruto as he becomes Team Ro's fourth member and what it means for the plot of Naruto. Slow updates.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 126,251 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 2,298 - Follows: 2,808 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 7/31/2018 - Naruto U., Yamato
One Eye, Full of Wisdom by MrBright01 reviews
Kakashi survived his losses in spirit as well as in body, and having learned both wisdom and intellect from his experiences, he now seeks to pass those traits on to his students. Story emphasis is on tactical fighting, mind games, adventure, and the occasional bout of humor. GenFic, no story stealing OC's or creepy romance between children. Current Arc: Jashin Needs YOU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 258,084 - Reviews: 1982 - Favs: 3,344 - Follows: 3,860 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 2/1/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Legacy of the Nidaime Hokage by Legend of the Kyuubi reviews
Tobirama was a master of Suiton and Kenjutsu and admired by all. But the legacy he left behind was that of a man who created Konoha's most controversial techniques and spent much of his life in the dark to ensure Konoha's survival, by whatever means necessary. Fewer knew he left another legacy. Ready or not, only time would tell if Naruto was worthy of the mantle thrusted upon him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,481 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 906 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 2/3/2017 - Naruto U., Tsunade S., Tobirama S.
Naruto: The Game of Life by SeerKing reviews
Uzumaki Naruto wakes up one day to find out that his life has been turned into a RPG game, thanks to his 'Gamer' ability. What should he do about this? Smart(er) Naruto. Elements of Romance Games included in later chapters, so possible upgrade to M later. NarutoxHarem. Now has a TVTropes page!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 152,718 - Reviews: 3164 - Favs: 9,887 - Follows: 11,798 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 1/15/2015 - Naruto U.
And, The Giant Awoke by RemoWilliams reviews
What if Tyrion actually did fight The Mountain by himself?
Game of Thrones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 119,528 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 3,588 - Follows: 3,855 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Tyrion L.
ANBU's Mascot by theriku260 reviews
After signing a contract to work for the Hokage till he's "older than dirt", Naruto is drafted into ANBU. Or so he thinks. Join him as he completes "missions" in the black ops in exchange for training, including his most challenging one yet: protecting one Sasuke Uchiha at school...and wait, Iruka's a traitor? And Pein is over ruled?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 70,020 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 7/13/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sai, Shin - Complete
Itachi, Is That A Baby? by SpoonandJohn reviews
Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 100 - Words: 309,853 - Reviews: 7509 - Favs: 9,713 - Follows: 10,250 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Harry P., Albus D., Itachi U.
Stepping Back by TheBlack'sResurgence reviews
Post-OOTP. The episode in the DOM has left Harry a changed boy. He returns to the Dursley's to prepare for his inevitable confrontation with Voldemort, but his stay there is very short-lived. He finds himself in the care of people who he has no choice but to cooperate with and they give him a startling revelation: Harry must travel back to the 1970's to save the wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 364,101 - Reviews: 3540 - Favs: 9,271 - Follows: 10,252 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 1/11/2017 - [Harry P., Bellatrix L.] James P. - Complete
ANBU boot camp by rbear1231 reviews
Au A training instructor returns to the leaf village, sees Naruto's run. and notices the sloppiness of the ANBU, now the question, what happens when a drill sergeant decides to fix the mistakes. Clean the mess, and drop the hammer on the enemies of the Leaf. "I survived the Chief, what can you do?"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 276,079 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 3,191 - Follows: 3,543 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 11/11/2017 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Hiashi H., OC
Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 78 - Words: 1,011,175 - Reviews: 9432 - Favs: 13,299 - Follows: 12,519 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
Queen of the Crunk by Lobotomised reviews
He asked her to Hogsmeade one hundred and thirty seven times. Then he stopped. And now Lily Evans has to battle her own fat mouth and mad head and the probability that number one hundred and thirty eight's going to have to be on her if she wants James Potter to ever smile her way again. Oh dear.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 87,220 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 12/11/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
When Harry met Wednesday by Jhotenko reviews
Sirius is dead, and Harry has reached his breaking point. A chance meeting with a pale girl and her family moves Harry's life in a new direction. Rated M for macabre themes, and later on suggestive adult content.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 171,669 - Reviews: 1829 - Favs: 5,766 - Follows: 6,432 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 12/17/2015 - [Harry P., Wednesday A.]
The Black Prince by cxjenious reviews
He remembers being Harry Potter. He dreams of it. He dreams of the Great Other too, a beast of ice and death with eyes red as blood and an army of dead things. He is the second son of the king, but his fortunes change when secrets rather left in the dark come to light, and Westeros is torn asunder by treachery and ambition. Winter is coming, but magic is might. Very Abandoned
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 138,771 - Reviews: 3119 - Favs: 8,574 - Follows: 9,777 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 3/7/2015
Harry Potter and the Power of the Gamer by Legend of the Kyuubi reviews
Harry Potter had few pleasures growing up with the Dursleys. Books on Fantasy & Sci-Fi and video games were some of them, a secret he kept well hidden. Some time ago, he woke up and found himself able to live life like a video game. Harry couldn't make heads or tails of it but now decides to make the most it. The Gamer is coming to Hogwarts! Gamer, and D&D elements!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,477 - Reviews: 1308 - Favs: 4,248 - Follows: 5,442 - Updated: 12/22/2018 - Published: 6/4/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., N. Tonks
A Fallen God by Hostiel reviews
When Loki fell from the Bifrost he was expecting the cool embrace of oblivion, not to become a spirit and then be ripped apart and forced into the mind of a six-year-old named Harry Potter. With no physical form, he must keep the boy alive if he seeks to keep existing, and everyone knows that the best way to ensure continued survival is to simply become greater than everyone else.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 102,718 - Reviews: 2650 - Favs: 6,017 - Follows: 7,115 - Updated: 12/13/2018 - Published: 8/14/2015 - Harry P., Loki
The Right Path by Melkor's Mercy reviews
What if Naruto learned from the Forbidden Scroll before Mizuki ever told him about it? One of its forbidden jutsus ends up accidentally conjuring the ghost of Tobirama Senju. Enthralled by the dead Nidaime, Naruto asks for his help to become Hokage. Tobirama agrees, and along the way Naruto develops a legendary bloodline that not even the Sharingan can match. Naruto/harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 39,846 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 1,750 - Follows: 2,175 - Updated: 12/5/2018 - Published: 11/22/2018 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Samui, Fū
Trials and Forthcomings by Team Dragon Star reviews
The outbreak of a war unlike any before it threatens to overshadow Team 7's reunion after three years of intense training as the threat of the Akatsuki descends upon the ninja world. Meanwhile, Hinata finds that putting her cursed seal behind her is a task much easier said than done. Sequel to Failings and Misunderstandings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 124,041 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 1,105 - Updated: 11/6/2018 - Published: 2/28/2015 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
When, in Disgrace by GwendolynStacy reviews
"You're wrong." Steve wished he'd just kept his mouth shut. "I'm not- not- I'm not what you think." "What, homophobic? Well excuse me if I misread your somewhat obvious reaction to a gay kiss on TV." Or: The team neglected to inform Steve about a rather significant development of the future. There's a misunderstanding, a belated coming out and, finally, some much needed support.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/30/2018 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Konoha's Dream Team by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
Naruto of the Mokuton; heir to the Senju; natural powerhouse; charismatic leader, and Sasuke of the Sharingan; Uchiha survivor; prodigy; genius. Brothers in all but blood, the 'Unbeatable Duo.' Sometimes, all it takes is a single light to bring you out of the darkness. Finding support in each other, these two will take the Elemental Countries by storm! Good!Sasuke! Naru/Ino later
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 162,577 - Reviews: 1207 - Favs: 5,495 - Follows: 5,945 - Updated: 10/21/2018 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Team Seven
Warslayer by JohnDeath reviews
The Halloween episode had a different result, and from it arose champions that will strike fear into all the forces of evil that threaten humanity. Rated M for strong language and violence.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 44 - Words: 162,072 - Reviews: 1109 - Favs: 1,682 - Follows: 1,769 - Updated: 9/15/2018 - Published: 11/5/2010
Naruto: Shinobi Gamer by NarutoStacker reviews
AU: Does playing too many games turn your life into one? Well, for Naruto it did. But with the power of the Gamer, he'll have to go through many trials. And the Shinobi World isn't so lenient either. Will Naruto really be able to handle all of it? Rewrite of Naruto: The Gamer.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,089 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 1,184 - Updated: 9/14/2018 - Published: 7/7/2018
Harry Potter and the Heartlands of Time by joe6991 reviews
Sequel to Wastelands! Time has all but run out for Harry Potter. There are no more second chances. No more desperate bids for salvaged redemption. The game has changed, and in the end Harry will learn that the cost of his defiance has never run so high.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 100,517 - Reviews: 1547 - Favs: 2,385 - Follows: 2,560 - Updated: 8/18/2018 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Game by Concept101 reviews
With his life turned into a Game, Harry now has to raise a Phoenix, uncover the Founders' darkest secrets, deal with political manipulations and live through Hogwarts all while trying desperately to not swear too much.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 363,393 - Reviews: 7298 - Favs: 9,774 - Follows: 11,810 - Updated: 7/28/2018 - Published: 5/17/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Albus D.
Naruto: The Gamer by NarutoStacker reviews
Being rewritten as Naruto: Shinobi Gamer.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 184,131 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 2,202 - Follows: 2,555 - Updated: 7/7/2018 - Published: 4/26/2016 - Naruto U.
Percy Jackson The Dark Gamer by nutsofthechest reviews
Reborn in a new world after he is killed by Zeus here lies Percy Jackson, but this is not your simple world. This world is complete with its own Adventures, Dragons, Dungeons, and just about anything you can imagine. Now follow percy and his path for divinity. Also this world works just like a video game. Percy/Gaia/Zoe/Artemis/Bianca/Chaos/Khione/Hestia/Hera/Piper
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 314,232 - Reviews: 4120 - Favs: 4,374 - Follows: 4,637 - Updated: 5/31/2018 - Published: 5/19/2016 - [Percy J., Gaia, Athena, Artemis]
How She Met His Mother by FrankLeroux reviews
Marcus, Jack, Kelly, and Samara are visiting his hometown of Glasgow. It turns out that Marcus' mother has a teensy problem. Can our intrepid heroes solve it? Of course they can. Can they solve it without leaving the city a smoking crater? Mmmmaybe... (A 'sidequel' to "Tango 'Til They're Sore", but much sillier.) Rated M for language and some suggestive situations.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,378 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/16/2018 - Published: 3/8/2018 - Jack, Samara, Kelly C., OC
Long Black Road by FrankLeroux reviews
The one that "you send to kill the f***ing boogeyman" wakes up in the future to face the ultimate boogeyman. Somebody PLEASE get this man...a gun! Rated M for language, for sexual situations, and for John Wick shooting lots of things in the face. Set in the same Mass Effect universe as my other story (Tango) but you don't have to read that one to read this one.
Crossover - Mass Effect & John Wick - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Crime - Chapters: 25 - Words: 136,505 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 1,360 - Follows: 1,415 - Updated: 5/14/2018 - Published: 1/26/2017 - Complete
Just Another Missing Nin by GwendolynStacy reviews
Itachi was a missing nin and a traitor to Konoha. That was not to say he did not still see it as his home. Or: Itachi slips up in his role as enemy of Konoha when Team 8 gets separated from their jōnin teacher. Kisame pretends like he doesn't know exactly what's going on.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 56 - Published: 5/5/2018 - Itachi U., Kisame H., Team Eight - Complete
Harry Potter and the Daft Morons by Sinyk reviews
At the first task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament Harry sees his chance to strike down his enemies - and takes it. Here is a Harry who knows how to think and reason. Really Bash!AD, EWE, Clueful!HP Eventual HP/HG/DG/FD NL/HA/SB and others. Unapologetically!AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 84 - Words: 745,285 - Reviews: 10811 - Favs: 10,857 - Follows: 12,740 - Updated: 4/23/2018 - Published: 7/7/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Daphne G.]
Naruto: Kakashi's Apprentice by Jiraiya's Lost Student reviews
Kakashi chooses Naruto over Sasuke and Sakura. Naruto is hiding something, but even more is being hidden from him. With Sarutobi and Danzo both plotting in the shadows, and Naruto getting the support he always should have, how long will it take before everything crashes down around Team Kakashi, and will anyone survive? True Shinobi Naruto, Adult situations and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 111,052 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 1,579 - Follows: 1,843 - Updated: 4/3/2018 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
For My Brother by SpoonandJohn reviews
At the last minute, Uchiha Itachi decides he can't torture his brother, so he takes the only option available to him. It's going to take years of therapy to deal with this.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,003 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 1,496 - Updated: 3/18/2018 - Published: 11/30/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H.
The Sith & The Senator by WrittinInStone reviews
AU. Anakin Skywalker is captured and sold into slavery to Darth Sidious at the tender age of nine. Padmé Amidala, Queen of Naboo, faces the horrors of the Trade Federation's invasion without the help of the Galactic Senate. Both become warped by their experiences; hardened, vicious, cunning. But then they meet their match… in one another. And it changes the Republic for all time.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 237,241 - Reviews: 3357 - Favs: 2,753 - Follows: 2,504 - Updated: 12/10/2017 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala - Complete
Second Time's The Charm by Reader06 reviews
Tobirama knew bringing back the dead was possible. He knew that anything was possible in the ninja world. That didn't mean, however, that he ever believed in reincarnation. But here he was, with a new family and a ragtag group of friends, in a village he barely recognized, facing the same demons as before. Would he ever find some peace and quiet?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 323,029 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 1,967 - Follows: 2,199 - Updated: 12/3/2017 - Published: 10/1/2016 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., Tobirama S., OC
West of Here by MK-ONE reviews
Harry Potter accidentally disappeared to another place and time the night his godfather fell through the veil. Voldemort has taken over and Harry is needed now more than ever to fight the growing evil. The only trouble is that Harry Potter is no longer a teenage wizard, but a full grown territorial marshal who uses weapons of a simpler, harsher time period, somewhere- west of here.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,888 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 2,496 - Follows: 2,662 - Updated: 9/28/2017 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Harry P., Katie B.
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For by kathryn518 reviews
Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 344,480 - Reviews: 5379 - Favs: 13,502 - Follows: 15,191 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Aayla S., Ahsoka T., Harry P.
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 4202 - Favs: 10,930 - Follows: 13,031 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,349 - Reviews: 4607 - Favs: 12,737 - Follows: 14,072 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
The Dawn of Dragons by Axton Zavac reviews
Once, there were four schools of Witchers who knew no equal. The Dragon school, the Cat school, the Griffon school, and the Bear school. These schools of Witchers produced not Mutants, but pure-born Wiedźmin. Of all the schools, only a single Witcher remains in the land of the living. Valens Tulkas Stormborn.
Witcher - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,647 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/29/2017 - Published: 12/2/2015 - OC, Ciri
The Incompetent Witcher by Zoltan Berrigomo reviews
The School of the Wolf's newest graduate is its worst ever. Can he make his way in the world?
Witcher - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,118 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/24/2017 - Published: 8/7/2016
A Game of Ice and Fire by I'mjusttryingtofindmyway reviews
Jon Snow discovers a device hidden deep inside the Crypts of Winterfell which turns his life into a video game. Jon uses his new found powers to find a place for himself in the world, learning to adapt, learning that to survive what is out there he has to become more than just a man in order to save them all from the Long Night. M, because of 'stuff', REVIEWS!
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 91,191 - Reviews: 1572 - Favs: 4,526 - Follows: 5,298 - Updated: 7/23/2017 - Published: 9/24/2016 - Jon S.
Tango 'Til They're Sore by FrankLeroux reviews
Chief Engineer Marcus Donnelly has to wrestle with the morality of doing good deeds while working for some pretty horrible people. He also somehow has to deal with the crazy biotic criminal who's taken up residence in Engineering. Rated M for oh so much language (because Jack) and for explicit sexy times and bloody violence later on.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 52 - Words: 282,415 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 7/2/2017 - Published: 11/17/2016 - [Jack, OC] Garrus V., Shepard (M) - Complete
Percy Jackson and the Game by I'mjusttryingtofindmyway reviews
Percy is given the gift of the Gamer turning his life into a video game with levels, dungeons and skill points. Now Percy, armed with this amazing ability, sets out to prove himself to the world of the gods and humans by becoming the best at he can be and fulfilling his destiny. And eventually maybe even find love. Swearing, OP Percy, oh and REVIEWS!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 64 - Words: 781,118 - Reviews: 9663 - Favs: 9,148 - Follows: 9,249 - Updated: 6/4/2017 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Percy J., Thalia G., Artemis
Madness Effect by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
It's the year 2185CE. Commander Jane Shepard is recruiting members to bring with her on a mission against the Collectors and the Reapers. Among the candidates is Dr. Harry Potter, the reclusive mad scientist who has been missing for twenty years. Who knows what he was doing during that time? Rated M to be sure.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 81,420 - Reviews: 1411 - Favs: 5,229 - Follows: 6,150 - Updated: 6/4/2017 - Published: 6/10/2015 - Harry P., Shepard (F)
Alliance Personnel File: LCDR SHEPARD, J by FluffyCannibal reviews
Shepard survived the Crucible. These are the Alliance files charting his time spent recovering in hospital. COMEDY, not to be taken too seriously. **WARNING** Shepard has hacked my account and is replying to all reviews. Proceed with caution.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 18,515 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 3/31/2017 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Admiral Hackett, Shepard (M)
Symbiosis by ConstructiveWriter reviews
In a different life Ash Ketchum looks upon his world from an unique perspective.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 349,551 - Reviews: 1729 - Favs: 2,667 - Follows: 2,463 - Updated: 3/6/2017 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi
Accidental Imprint by Stygian Hazard reviews
The Indominus Rex didn't have anyone there for her growing up, which was why she grew up to be a monster. But what if someone had been there? Owen had just wanted to see what all the fuss was about with the hybrid dinosaur. When he got there, he was just in time to see two Indominus Rex eggs hatch. Now they've both imprinted on him. Only time will tell if this will change things.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,627 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 3,242 - Follows: 3,383 - Updated: 1/16/2017 - Published: 6/21/2015 - Velociraptor, Owen, Indominus Rex
Harry Potter and the Job by Concept101 reviews
One day, Harry Potter read, "Newt Scamander, master of the magical creatures, is looking to hire one young intern for a summer wide assignment of adventuring, exploration and learning!" Watch as Harry travels the world on this journey full of larceny, thievery and drunken debauchery, all the while pissing over as many people as he can. Sometimes literally.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,158 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 1,204 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 7/21/2016 - Harry P., Albus D., Newt S.
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7027 - Favs: 13,785 - Follows: 11,266 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
The Debt by mjimeyg reviews
Harry is owed many life debts. In his fifth year, someone decides to actually honour theirs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,698 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 2,947 - Follows: 1,163 - Published: 9/16/2016 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Sirius B. - Complete
Ah, Screw It! by mjimeyg reviews
Harry goes to sleep after the final battle... but he wakes up at his first Welcoming Feast under the Sorting Hat. Harry has been thrown back in time into his eleven-year-old body. If he's going to have suffer through this again, he's going to do all he can to make sure he enjoys himself.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 229,619 - Reviews: 2718 - Favs: 6,695 - Follows: 4,870 - Updated: 9/15/2016 - Published: 8/29/2016 - Complete
Sixteen Years by Council reviews
Sixteen years later marks Harry Potter's forced return to the wizarding world after being banished to the muggle world for sixteen years. When he returns, he will be forced to fight, but in his own, Shotgunning, Motorcycling, Firewielding unique style. DifferentBWL, H/G, TwinPotters, All Wizards are powerful and Super Epic Powered Wizarding Duels will be the backbone of this story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 185,234 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 1,241 - Updated: 9/9/2016 - Published: 5/27/2013 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Sirius B., Neville L.
The Very Best by BrilliantLady reviews
They told Harry that magic was real, but had limits. He saw no reason why that had to be so. Why should you only be able to break some laws of nature and physics? He wanted a pet Pikachu – but that was just the beginning. Powerful!Harry, Super!Harry, magical theory, Harry/Luna. Serious fic with a large serving of silliness & fun. Complete.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,174 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 3,730 - Follows: 1,948 - Updated: 8/18/2016 - Published: 6/30/2016 - Pikachu, Harry P., Sirius B., Luna L. - Complete
Whiskey Time Travel by Sapper One reviews
When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1976, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter, 1976
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,153 - Reviews: 1222 - Favs: 7,317 - Follows: 8,988 - Updated: 8/11/2016 - Published: 5/7/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B., Rosmerta, Nicolas F.
How To Find A Phoenix by Concept101 reviews
A one shot in which Harry and his friends solve the mystery of how Dumbledore found his phoenix. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 108 - Published: 8/11/2016 - Harry P., Albus D., Fawkes - Complete
A Video Game of Thrones by Temairine reviews
When Jon Snow touches the book Ghost finds in the forest he does not expect it to change his life: much less his reality into a video game, complete with attributes, skills, levels up and a plot! As he struggles to follow his destiny he will realize the truth: The Video Game of Thrones has only just begun... Rated M for future content, potential Harem, slightly AU
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,577 - Reviews: 1760 - Favs: 4,756 - Follows: 5,433 - Updated: 8/8/2016 - Published: 6/3/2014
Dragged Down by PineappleApproves reviews
Throughout his travels, Geralt has found himself in the company of many fascinating strangers. As he passes through an unknown little village, he meets another - a witcher hailing from the guild of Bear. Settling at a table over two tankards, the witcher tells Geralt of his most memorable contract. His worst contract. [Complete]
Witcher - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,024 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/6/2016 - Published: 8/1/2016 - Geralt of Rivia, OC - Complete
Harry Potter and the Alien Reality by Maestro Hazard reviews
In the graveyard, Voldemort banished Harry to a new universe. Stranded in a reality of technology, adventure, and snake-like aliens that are bent on galactic conquest, Harry will join with a new group to hopefully find a way home. A group called SG-1.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 146,773 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 2,770 - Follows: 3,421 - Updated: 7/21/2016 - Published: 11/6/2010 - J. O'Neill, Harry P.
You're my Density by RobSt reviews
Just Suppose Harry hadn't heeded his godfather's advice, and actually lost his temper at his trial? Time travel fic and title is 'Back to the Future' joke.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 237,193 - Reviews: 7362 - Favs: 7,750 - Follows: 6,849 - Updated: 7/9/2016 - Published: 2/9/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Full Circle by mjimeyg reviews
Harry, Neville, Clark and the rest have each known Xander Harris as their father, grandfather, father-in-law, etc. Now they want to try and do for him what he did for them, by saving him from a bad home and a life fraught with death and despair. (Final instalment of the Harry Potter: Aspect of Death)
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 120,732 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 7/9/2016 - Published: 6/28/2016 - Xander H., Buffy S., Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
The Katarn Side by Darth Marrs reviews
An aged, broken Jedi general came to Earth hoping to retire. However, when he went to a park and saw a young boy with unlimited Force potential getting the snot beat out of him, he knew the Force was not through making his life interesting.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 137,628 - Reviews: 3343 - Favs: 5,834 - Follows: 5,000 - Updated: 6/25/2016 - Published: 10/24/2015 - Complete
Fallout: Rise of the Lone Wanderer by coastierks reviews
This is the story of Marcus. To the residents of Vault 101 he's just a regular 18 year old kid; who happens to be carrying on a secret love affair with the Overseer's daughter, Amata. But soon fate will step in, and he will be forever known to the rest of the Wasteland as "The Lone Wanderer." Formally "Fallout: Escape"
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 52 - Words: 344,404 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 6/5/2016 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Lone Wanderer, James, Amata Almodovar, Sarah Lyons - Complete
Let Sleeping Dogs by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Sequel to Scars and third in my Shaggy the Dog Handler series.
Scooby Doo - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 170 - Published: 5/31/2016 - Complete
Forged by Pain by Hostiel reviews
Hydra sought to turn a child into a weapon, to use his own pain to forge him into an unstoppable force, capable of carrying out whatever their will might be. Unfortunately for them, an uncontrolled weapon will destroy its creator just as easily as it would any other, and Harry Potter is not willing to let himself be controlled.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,534 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 1,991 - Follows: 2,679 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 10/3/2015
A Voice Across the Void by Zoltan Berrigomo reviews
A padawan comes across an ancient Sith holocron during an archaeological field trip and keeps the discovery secret from his masters.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,676 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 5/20/2016 - Published: 10/6/2014 - Complete
Tsunade's Heir by funkmasterjo reviews
Tsunade adopts Naruto. What will life be like living with two medic nins and a mother who's playful fingerflicks could bash through trees? Now how about adding an infamous pervert and a philosophic demon to the mix?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 205,946 - Reviews: 2447 - Favs: 4,126 - Follows: 3,813 - Updated: 5/10/2016 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Naruto U.
Potter vs Paradox by Belial666 reviews
The Girl-Who-Lived won; Magical Britain never recovered. As their world grows closer to another war, the surviving DA members concoct an elaborate plan that will see Iris Potter back in time to guide her younger self and prevent the war from ever happening. Fate however has other plans. GWL BWL, dark!Harry, timetravel, canon magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 41 - Words: 136,913 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 1,930 - Follows: 2,559 - Updated: 4/14/2016 - Published: 9/4/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Sirius B.
Harry Brown by mjimeyg reviews
Harry is rescued by a woman in a market and her sons when they accidentally discover the abuse he has suffered from the Dursleys. The world now has to deal with a wizard raised by one Agnes Brown.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mrs. Brown's Boys - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,659 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 1,833 - Follows: 594 - Published: 4/11/2016 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Agnes B. - Complete
Without a Heart by EsmeAmelia reviews
COMPLETE. AU. Han survives the confrontation with his son, but there's a cost.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,426 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 4/3/2016 - Published: 1/15/2016 - [Leia O., Han S.] Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo - Complete
Number 48 Rebirth by RhysThornbery reviews
Harry has died, again. This is his last shot, his last chance before he gets written off forever. This is his 48th life. But he is not alone, the game plan has changed and he's got a plan to fix everything. Hopefully while avoiding dying again. Death at his shoulder. Warnings language and possible mature situations later. Hiatus Pending Rewrite
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 271,948 - Reviews: 1171 - Favs: 1,855 - Follows: 2,462 - Updated: 4/2/2016 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks, OC
SG: Saga of the new Alterran Empire: Book 2 SEN by Malicious World Builder reviews
This is the second book in the saga I am writing. There is a short summary to explain what has happened in the first book if you do not wish to read the entire first book. The former Jaffa, now Alterra, Mokar has reclaimed Atlantis and with the help of the Atlantis expedition and Jack O'Neill they have saved Earth from the Goa'uld. Now they must face threats from within and outside
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,730 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/21/2016 - Published: 11/8/2015 - Complete
Shout by The Modern Sorcerer reviews
Harry wasn't as defenceless as people wanted to believe; on his first visit to Diagon Alley he discovers something that changes him in more ways than one and unleashes a power far beyond that of magic. Those who wish to do him harm must beware, for the Dragonborn comes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,065 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 3/5/2016 - Published: 2/26/2016 - Harry P.
The Least of His Children by JayRain reviews
Before fate made him the Inquisitor, Theo Trevelyan was the youngest child of six, and the third son. Destined for a life of Chantry service, Theo longs for more and grows to resent his family and their insistence on clinging to the Maker's will. But just maybe he's not the only one finding it difficult to accept commitment to Free Marches tradition in the name of the Chantry.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,819 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/19/2016 - Published: 9/24/2015 - OC, Trevelyan - Complete
A Cadmean Victory by DarknessEnthroned reviews
The escape of Peter Pettigrew leaves a deeper mark on his character than anyone expected, then comes the Goblet of Fire and the chance of a quiet year to improve himself, but Harry Potter and the Quiet Revision Year was never going to last long. A more mature, darker Harry, bearing the effects of 11 years of virtual solitude. GoF AU. There will be romance... eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 520,351 - Reviews: 11278 - Favs: 12,823 - Follows: 9,654 - Updated: 2/17/2016 - Published: 8/14/2015 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Magicks of the Arcane by Eilyfe reviews
Sometimes, all it takes to rise to greatness is a helping hand and the incentive to survive. Thrust between giants Harry has no choice but become one himself if he wants to keep on breathing. He might've found a way, but life's never that easy. Clock's ticking, Harry. Learn fast now.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 285,866 - Reviews: 2104 - Favs: 6,176 - Follows: 5,326 - Updated: 1/28/2016 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
HP Reloaded by Rafaelout reviews
Harry James Potter, a young war veteran the master of Death, is transported through space and time into another dimension thanks to the Dark Lord. He is now in a world where his family is alive and his brother is the BWL. Watch as he climbs through the Wizarding world from rock bottom and proceeded to take it by storm. HP/FD. Gray Harry, Strong Harry. Smart Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,190 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 1,675 - Follows: 2,141 - Updated: 1/1/2016 - Published: 11/28/2014 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] OC
His Last Gift by EsmeAmelia reviews
MAJOR TFA SPOILERS! Han has one last gift for Leia.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/19/2015 - [Leia O., Han S.] - Complete
The Gamer of Konoha by Akallas von Aerok reviews
Naruto really didn't want this. He wanted to be a legitimate shinobi. He wanted to jump high, shoot fire, and bring down lightning on his enemies! He wanted to be revered by his peers, and he wanted to be goddamn normal! He didn't want this! He didn't want to have a RPG screen floating in front of him!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 182,956 - Reviews: 1193 - Favs: 2,559 - Follows: 2,611 - Updated: 12/18/2015 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Naruto U.
Renegade by 1991Kira reviews
They expected him to be a paragon of virtue, a champion of the Light, the personification of all that is good and noble in their world...they were wrong. Explore the legend of a darker Harry Potter, seen from the eyes of friend and foe alike. Multiple POVs. Non-linear narrative. Rated M for violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 27 - Words: 186,530 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 1,513 - Follows: 1,646 - Updated: 12/11/2015 - Published: 6/9/2015 - Harry P.
SG: Saga of the new Alterran Empire: Book 1 Earth by Malicious World Builder reviews
When a Jaffa completes a Goa'uld experiment it's time for the Alterra (Ancients) to rise again. Old threats rise again while new lurk in the shadows ready to strike before the Alterra have a chance to get of their feet. Due to large holes in the story's plot armour character death is to be expected. "Book 2: Goa'uld" was 50% done when the first chapter of this story was posted.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,065 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 5/25/2015 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill, Teal'c, OC - Complete
Revenge of the Wizard by Darth Marrs reviews
A Harry Potter cursed with immortality must not only survive the ravaging of Earth by monsters far more powerful than any humanity has encountered, but he must rise to save it, and in the process exact one wizard's revenge against the Galactic Empire.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 172,426 - Reviews: 4163 - Favs: 6,463 - Follows: 5,208 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Complete
He's Not Dead Yet by Redbayly reviews
When Harry offered himself up to Voldemort, he discovered the people in the Ministry of Death are not happy with him at all. To make up for his years of blunders, Harry is sent back in time to correct everything that went wrong and to get some revenge. Harry/6 girls, Bashing of Dumbledore, Snape, and certain Weasleys. Written for humor only. Lots of cliches. Reviews welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 156,481 - Reviews: 2195 - Favs: 7,926 - Follows: 6,034 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
The Paladin by Zaxaramas reviews
Harry Potter disappeared the night that Voldemort fell and is raised as a Paladin. When they find that he is a wizard they throw him out and he resurfaces after his name is drawn from the Goblet of Fire. Nobody was expecting a sinning Paladin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,928 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 917 - Updated: 10/25/2015 - Published: 3/6/2015 - Harry P.
If Looks Could Kill by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: After Arthur Weasley nearly dies at the Ministry, Harry wonders why Voldemort's snake isn't something more exotic...really, no self-respecting Parseltongue should limit himself to something as mundane as a regular snake. In which Harry makes use of what he learned in Care of Magical Creatures, Kreacher is forced to cooperate, and the Chamber hides a new Secret..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,243 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 4,279 - Follows: 1,241 - Published: 10/21/2015 - Complete
When Signing a Contract, Always Read the Fine Print by gentlemankitsune reviews
Minato screws up when he signs a contract dictating that Naruto would be the protagonist of a videogame being developed by TOBI inc. This has unknown consequences at the time, but 13 years later it manifests in a way that leaves Naruto trapped in a world full of videogame UI, Syntax, and shit ton of confusion. Will Naruto be able to survive, or will it be GAME OVER?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 273,106 - Reviews: 2503 - Favs: 3,874 - Follows: 3,571 - Updated: 9/14/2015 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Naruto U., Anko M., Fū - Complete
Adorable Violence by Cloud Zen reviews
Hermione loves her books. Hermione loves her Harry. Get between Hermione and either at your own peril. Series of connected one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,182 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 3,028 - Follows: 2,562 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Elemental Changes by Peeves' best friend reviews
Who is Harry Potter? A son, a brother, a good guy? No. A nephew, a friend, a hero ? Somewhat. Destined for greatness? Yes. A prick? Oh, absolutely. (Updated less often than once per month. Read at own risk. Author already aware of the problems of first year(s). Questions in disclaimers and ANs of chapters 1-40 do not need to be answered anymore.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 154,443 - Reviews: 2448 - Favs: 4,812 - Follows: 5,203 - Updated: 8/1/2015 - Published: 2/23/2012 - [Harry P., OC] Albus D.
Naruto: The Gamer Files by MaxFic reviews
Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 217,812 - Reviews: 5644 - Favs: 11,557 - Follows: 12,335 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Naruto U.
Madness at the Gate by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
The sequel to ItMoaS. Mad scientist Harry Potter, now twenty years old, is sent to the SGC to half-join SG-1, accompanying them on missions. However, this job, which was just supposed to be providing Harry with research and allow him to expand on his knowledge, will have him make grand discoveries about himself and that of the entire magical race. Harry/Tonks/possibly more
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,523 - Reviews: 3608 - Favs: 5,283 - Follows: 4,360 - Updated: 6/10/2015 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Anise/Freya, Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Masses to Masses 4 by iNf3ctioNz reviews
Entire colonies are disappearing. The only thing standing between humanity and the Collectors are an extremist organisation and a once dead Spectre. Ian Shaw may have survived Omega, but as a suicide mission looms and old faces emerge, he's about to find the future he thought he knew may no longer be so certain. And that the past is never far behind. Cover by GeneralHarryHousin.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 83,002 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 5/26/2015 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Thane K., Kasumi G.
Leaving C-Sec by 1991Kira reviews
Garrus always claimed that he left C-Sec because of all the bureaucracy and red-tape. But what's the actual story? ME1, One-shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/2/2015 - Garrus V., Executor Pallin - Complete
Ballbuster by 1991Kira reviews
Garrus Vakarian doesn't like it when people pull a gun on his girlfriend. Especially when they're her ex-lovers. ME3, One-shot. NOT for Shenko fans.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/29/2015 - Garrus V., Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15063 - Favs: 22,120 - Follows: 19,423 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Legend of the Wandering Pair from Vault 101 by Nave the DM reviews
Lloyd Freeman is joined by Amata Almodovar as they leave the safety of the halls of Vault 101 in search of his missing father, stepping into the broken world above. Along their grim path, they encounter harsh adversity and new enemies every step of the way, forge new alliances and meet new friends, and through their actions, they come to change the Capital Wasteland forever.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 421,689 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 1,422 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 4/11/2015 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Lone Wanderer, Amata Almodovar - Complete
Harry Potter: The RPG by britael reviews
After his self-sacrifice Harry is faced with a choice, stay in limbo or play a RPG game about himself. Enough to say that stories about a character that actually chose to stay in limbo would not be a popular one... Video-game fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 87,447 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 2,287 - Follows: 2,861 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Harry P.
Failings and Misunderstandings by Team Dragon Star reviews
Team 7's failure to pass the first stage of the Chunin exams leads to the fabled Sharingan slipping through Orochimaru's fingers, prompting the Snake Sannin to mark Hinata Hyuuga with the cursed seal. While Team 7 attempt to make up for not advancing to the next stage, Hinata has to deal with the consequences of bearing Orochimaru's mark.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 210,509 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 2,355 - Follows: 2,035 - Updated: 2/28/2015 - Published: 4/27/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Fallout: Fangs of Fenrir by 117Jorn reviews
The lone wanderer was not the only person who walked out of Vault 101. He had friends, many friends who left with him. This is the journey of the Vault Dwellers of Vault 101, as they evolve from being a group of newbies from the Vaults... into wasteland legends who will change the Capital Wasteland forever... (Expect LEMONS in future chaps)
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,039 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 53 - Published: 2/21/2015
Finding a Place to Call Home by TheGirlWithFarTooManyIdeas reviews
"Haven't you wondered if there's more to the world then a backwards, prejudiced society?" When Harry asks Astoria Greengrass this question in a fit of temper after he's forced to compete in the tournament, he wasn't expecting her answer - or that he'd go along with her decision to run away with him and see the world. Can two different people find happiness? HarryxAstoria
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,129 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 5,745 - Follows: 3,836 - Updated: 2/7/2015 - Published: 11/29/2013 - [Harry P., Astoria G.] - Complete
I'm Not Dark I'm Crazy by gredandforgerock reviews
AU - Harry defeats Voldemort in fifth year, so why is Dumbledore now dead set on sending him to Azkaban? The lies force him to take matters into his own hands. Now he's after revenge and it starts with the aurors trying to take him to the horrific prison. For some reason Snape is one of he few he doesn't kill. Time travel. No romance or pairs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,108 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 2/6/2015 - Published: 2/1/2015 - Complete
Firebird's Fury: Book III of the Firebird Trilogy by Darth Marrs reviews
They had a plan, formulated from before they were even born. That plan died. From its ashes rises a Harry Potter no longer willing, or able, to let others fight his battles for him. Outgunned, outclassed, outmatched, nonetheless Harry will take up the sword to change not only Britain, but the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 168,312 - Reviews: 1852 - Favs: 2,269 - Follows: 1,586 - Updated: 1/24/2015 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Unconventional Win by NarutosBrat reviews
They'd always known that Naruto was completely and utterly unpredictable when fighting. They'd known he was prone to using unusual tactics on opponents. No one, however, had ever expected this.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,825 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 597 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Complete
Harry Five-0 by mjimeyg reviews
There was a reason that surfer crashed into Kono that day... and she really shouldn't have hit him. Kono's hot tempered response lands them a team mate that likes to cause mischief and has very little respect for protocol.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 135,382 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,865 - Follows: 889 - Published: 11/19/2014 - Harry P., Kono K. - Complete
Harry Potter: Geth by mjimeyg reviews
During the final battle Harry is hit with a luck spell... but who exactly got lucky? Harry finds himself in the future fighting a new war when all he wants to do is have a nice and easy life. So he decides to have fun instead.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 276,717 - Reviews: 2532 - Favs: 6,385 - Follows: 3,411 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/27/2014 - [Tali'Zorah, Harry P.] [Shepard (M), Ashley W.] - Complete
Sanctified by Sar'Kalu reviews
AU. Extremely Religious. Trigger Warnings. What would happen if Harry knew God? If Harry turned his back on the Wizarding World? If Harry walked among Angels and Demons, Hunters, Vampires and Werewolves. Who would Live? Who would Die? And would Harry be Harry if he had no Magic at all?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,260 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 11/12/2014 - Harry P., Dudley D., Chuck S./God - Complete
My Dragon Age: Scoundrel by Mega Kilo 69 reviews
When you wake up in a different universe, you panic. And when you're done with that, the soul crushing fear sets in. And after that... you do whatever you want. This is My story. This is My Dragon Age...
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 117,159 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Duncan, Isabela
Naruto: The Gamer by Darkcloudalpha reviews
On the night Naruto stole the Scroll of Seals he unlocked a additional power that turns his world into a game and will use it to fulfill his dreams. When one has a goal you can accomplish anything. Naruto with The Gamer elements fused in. Chapter 17 is now up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 115,727 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 3,461 - Follows: 3,982 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Naruto U., Tenten
Harry Potter and the Unforgivable Tournament by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: Harry asks an obvious question during his first class with Professor Moody...and everything changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 3,864 - Follows: 1,185 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Lohgun: The Badger of the North by High Plains Drifter reviews
A Wildling with no memory and Valyrian steel for claws earns the trust of the Starks. Watch as this seemingly ageless man helps both Ned during Robert's Rebellion and Rob in the War of the Five Kings. After the Prologue, which details a slightly different outcome at the Tower of Joy, chapters will alternate between revealing bits of the past and showing a tad of the future.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 32 - Words: 70,948 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 3/26/2014 - Logan/Wolverine, Eddard S./Ned, Robb S.
Dracula Rising by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
'Redo' of Heir of Dracula. Wrong BWL. Seven year old Harry Potter, born a vampire, runs away from home and stumbles upon Verona, one of Dracula's original mistresses. He is brought to Castle Dracula, where he unlocks the powers and memories of his ancestor... The mortals will tremble before Count Harold Dracula... Vampire!Godlike!Harry. M for Gore
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,318 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 2,360 - Follows: 2,490 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Star Wars: Online by 117Jorn reviews
In the year 2022 AD, the world witnesses the birth of the greatest VRMMORPG to be created, based on the massivly successful Star Wars series. However the game takes a sinister twist, as Kayaba Akihito prevents the two million players from leaving, and should they die in the game, they die in real life. This is the story of those who fight, and uncover the truth behind SWO.
Crossover - Star Wars & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 26,145 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 6/2/2014
Loss of a Mate by TempestinTime reviews
A story on how much loss can change someone. Inspired by another sad fic I read. HGRL. Warning: a harsh tragedy, not a cheery fic but a profound one i think.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2014 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 7,883 - Follows: 2,128 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
SAO Down-under by Council reviews
Australians from the world Down-under. Red headed beauties, fiery girls and baby dragons. Murderers and Builders, Traitors and Companions. Friends and Lovers, till death to they part. Fights to the death and Deaths that cause fights. Death's Scythe and a Golden Broadsword. Heroes and Stars and Gods and a hundred floors to complete. What more could you ask for? This epic tale.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 49 - Words: 193,220 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 11/10/2012 - OC
The Beasts in the Balance by TempestinTime reviews
Everything needs balance. Can a Bad Wolf enhanced Rose help defeat the creatures of the dark planet that threaten Riddick? After centuries in the Void embracing her own inner beast to survive is she more animal now than girl? Will that beast call to Riddick's own. Takes place in parts of Parting of Ways, Dooms Day and Pitch Black, spoilers for the above. Mainly an Action fic
Crossover - Doctor Who & Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,498 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Rose T., Riddick
Stargate Atlantis: Universal Sin (2013 Redux) by Lone-ranger1 reviews
What if the forces of Atlantis, Wraith, and Traveler was not enough to defeat the Asurans? The course of the galaxy takes a dark detour into chaos, and the Atlantis expedition is faced with all their sins staring them in the face. Nobody will come out of this the way they came in, and some won't come back at all. Alternate ending to Stargate Atlantis, Complete.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 174,198 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Rodney M., John S., S. Carter/Sam - Complete
Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 2025 - Favs: 5,119 - Follows: 5,366 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U.
Oops by michaelsuave reviews
Go back to the beginning, that was the plan. Stop Voldemort on the cusp of becoming a dark lord, stop him before he created his first horcrux and change history before it could be written. That was the plan, only Harry made a mistake. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,183 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 1,839 - Follows: 2,042 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Harry P.
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 11203 - Favs: 14,805 - Follows: 9,945 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Half Alive Half Dead by MK-ONE reviews
Oh what the hell... I was feeling a little quirky one night and started to write a dark humor Harry fic.Harry has an accident and decides to do things his way. Maybe not a nice way, but expedient and at times...funny. MK-ONE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,490 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Harry P.
Massed Up by DelVarO reviews
When I woke up I expected it to be a regular, mundane and boring day. What I definitely did NOT expect was me ending up on the Citadel, which happens to be in a totally different universe. God I hate thursdays.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 276,504 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 3,459 - Follows: 1,212 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
In the Mind of a Scientist by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
Harry Potter wasn't raised like in canon. He was top of his class, and very intelligent, always seeking to improve things, and so he learned all kinds of things, and, upon entering Hogwarts, started studying all he could get his hands on! Intelligent!Super!Harry Later Mad Scientist!Harry Rated M for Language, Nudity, and Gore Stein-ish Harry Genres: Humor/Romance/slight Horror
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,520 - Reviews: 2098 - Favs: 7,613 - Follows: 3,909 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Letters from the Asylum by NarutosBrat reviews
In which letters get written, hijinks ensue, and Harry discovers the 'power the dark lord knows not'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,735 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,594 - Follows: 840 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
My Favorite Little Krogan by YourLovelyMajesty reviews
One-shot. Takes place after Attican Traverse: Krogan Team and Tuchanka in Mass Effect 3. Grunt's been laid up in the hospital after taking on the rachni on Utukku. Shepard decides to stop in and see how he's doing, and learns a little bit more about her krogan friend.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Shepard (F), U. Grunt - Complete
The Chronicles of the Dark Lord Ginnymort by Respitini reviews
Dedicated to my friends in the Teachers' Lounge. Lord Voldemort's attempt to possess the soul of Ginny Weasley was successful, but his triumph was not without consequence. Find out how our favorite arch-villain deals with the pitfalls and pratfalls, the laughter, loss and love of a teenage girl's life at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,694 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 80 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Voldemort, Ginny W. - Complete
Hermione Granger is Stupid by Ruinus reviews
Set during 6th year, Hermione gets help from two people she least expected and realizes she's in love with the wrong guy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 154,211 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 1,996 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
From the Shadows by MK-ONE reviews
Harry is betrayed at the final battle and is forced to flee England and rebuild his life anonymously anew.Prophesy has a way of interferring and dragging him back to face his destiny,that doesn't mean he has to like it or cooperate with the powers that be
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 107,194 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 1,763 - Follows: 1,244 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Masses to Masses 3 by iNf3ctioNz reviews
With Shepard gone and the crew disbanded, it should have just been two years waiting. Instead, Garrus and I face a new squad, a new station, new enemies, and a web of crime that's gonna take a hell of an untangling. Welcome to Omega. Welcome to Hell. Thanks to wielkiboss on DeviantArt for the cover.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 66 - Words: 396,438 - Reviews: 2406 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Garrus V., Aria T'Loak, Lantar Sidonis - Complete
Death's Angel by Ravenic Tauro reviews
Death sees fit to give Harry a second chance to save all those who died during the War and sends him back to the beginning of his fourth year as the Angel of Death. Honks. M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,194 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Mini Mass Effect by FluffyCannibal reviews
A collection of totally pointless one-shots set in the Mass Effect Universe, sometimes but not always involving ME characters. Probably all drabble. But you never know, you might enjoy.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/2/2012
Star Wars: We dared by 117Jorn reviews
When Order 66 was given by the Chancellor, We dared to Question his Authority. We dared to spill our own Brother's blood in battle, for the sake of the Republic, and the Jedi. We Dare too Reason, and We dared to become the 247th Hades Mobile Assault Corp.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 123,560 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Boss, Etain T.
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 4817 - Favs: 16,623 - Follows: 15,148 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Shard Wine by FluffyCannibal reviews
Shepard wakes up with a Krogan charging inside her head and no recollection of the night before, so her squad fill her in on the details. Mild ME3 spoilers. One shot. And Shepard can be a little...outrageous...in places.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,164 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
I Am Your Father by Amann0407 reviews
An alternative take on the Empire Strikes Back scene. Please Rate and Review!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Harry Potter: The Forgotten Brother by sprinter1988 reviews
For years, the world has hailed Arnold Potter as the Boy-Who-Lived. For years Arnold was said to be the one who will throw down Voldemort. But now Arnold is dead, and the world turns its attentions to Harry. Mostly H/Hr/L. Finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,805 - Reviews: 2131 - Favs: 4,590 - Follows: 2,742 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Fullmetal Shinobi by Kenchi618 reviews
On a night where his dream is put in jeopardy, Naruto must show how exceptional of a ninja he is by bringing an entirely new facet to the world of shinobi. Eventual NaruXOC OCxFemHaku. Will be EPIC in length. *Warning: First Story Written*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 439,928 - Reviews: 2162 - Favs: 2,720 - Follows: 1,532 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Naruto U., OC - Complete
Potter's Protector by mjimeyg reviews
The spirit of Hogwarts believes that Harry has suffered enough in his eleven years of life and calls in a protector to guide and care for him. Not slash, rating for violence in later chapters.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 261,714 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 3,640 - Follows: 1,525 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Xander H., Harry P. - Complete
Altered Perceptions by Jedi-lover reviews
L/M AU fic Mara finds a different way to defeat her Sith nephew.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,024 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Mara Jade, Luke S. - Complete
Golden Dawn by Amann0407 reviews
A mysterious race has arisen on the edge of the Milky The Goa'uld Empire is concerned about The Tok'ra and Tauri are curious about But who are they and what do they want? All parts will be here, for reader This story is now abandoned, but being rewritten in Stargate: Golden Dawn under my
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 171,016 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 3/7/2009
The Sea King by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Nineteen years ago, Harry Potter put paid to Voldemort at Hogwarts; now it's nineteen years later and, as the diesels hammer on, a bushy-haired girl is still searching for The-Boy-Who-Walked-Away... Oneshot, Deadliest Catch crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 315 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
Legacy of the Red Sun: The Complete Trilogy by Darth Marrs reviews
After Luke Skywalker died in a tragic speeder accident as a child, ObiWan was about to give up hope, until he discovered a child with powers unlike anything he'd ever seen: the last son of Krypton. A repost of entire Trilogy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Smallville - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 122,023 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Mara Jade, Clark K./Superman - Complete
If Only My Mother Could See Me Now by miss Kittyplank reviews
To Elizabeth's shock and even horror, she is pregnant...no thanks to a certain John Sheppard. The only problem is that John and Elizabeth aren't together. John/Elizabeth eventually. CHAPTER 20 IS UP! PLEASE CHECK IT OUT AND REVIEW!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,014 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Elizabeth W., John S.
Lord Voldemort vs Honey Badger by Amann0407 reviews
Lord Voldemort encounters a Badger while looking for Nagini. He has been badgered. Not intended to be Sirius. One-shot. Part comedy, part horror. A tribute to the Honey Badger, the most fearsome animal ever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
No Hurry At All by RobSt reviews
Remus was so shocked at seeing Sirius fall through the veil that Harry had raced past him before the boy's intentions even registered with the werewolf. Screaming "Sirius!" Harry followed his godfather into the veil before anyone could stop him. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,691 - Reviews: 4225 - Favs: 10,118 - Follows: 4,970 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Absolute by 666Cliche reviews
Power corrupts. Absolutely. Harry Potter finds the Death Note and resolves to use it to save the world. Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 63 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Lion's Roar by James Spookie reviews
The final in the Lion's Trilogy. Dumbledore has died and left Harry one final task. With Daphne, Hermione and Neville at his side, Harry intends to end the war started the night his parents were killed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 92,847 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 2,060 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Sniper II: Babylonian Nights by DobbyElfLord reviews
Sequel to Sniper; Five years after killing Voldemort, Harry is a SAS lieutenant assigned to the invasion of Iraq. When the Muggle war wakes something best left forgotten, Harry is pulled back into the Wizarding world. Can't they clean up their own mess?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,081 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 2,274 - Follows: 715 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter Hit Wizard by DobbyElfLord reviews
One-shot sequel to Harry Potter - Mercenary Two years have passed and now Harry is back for a bit of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,539 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 3,644 - Follows: 907 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Lion Tamer by James Spookie reviews
First in the Lion's Trilogy. Daphne likes Harry, and decides she wants to get to know him. Harry is receptive to her advances. Little do they know of how their blossoming relationship will change the course of fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 142,618 - Reviews: 1414 - Favs: 4,650 - Follows: 2,267 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,953 - Reviews: 4227 - Favs: 10,562 - Follows: 4,213 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Turn Me Loose: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,063 - Reviews: 1948 - Favs: 4,282 - Follows: 2,302 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
In this World and the Next by RobSt reviews
Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 164,711 - Reviews: 5294 - Favs: 11,893 - Follows: 5,194 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Masses to Masses by iNf3ctioNz reviews
After a freak event sends me into the ME universe 2 years before ME1, I find myself working at C-Sec. As if dealing with serial killers, drug smugglers, and Garrus Vakarian wasn't enough, I need to work out why I was sent here, and I need to survive. Thanks to wielkiboss on DeviantArt for the cover.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 34 - Words: 102,397 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Executor Pallin - Complete
1000 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by SilkenRoseDreams reviews
I didn't make 98% of these up, I just collected them. I made up maybe 10 but that's it. Enjoy my collection! And seriously, don't give me all the credit. I feel bad when the real creative minds behind this get disregarded. Based loosely off Skippy's List.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,641 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Complete
Best Mates by chem prof reviews
A humorous one-shot in which Hermione challenges Ron as to which one of them is truly Harry's Best Mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 3,918 - Follows: 825 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
DragonKin by Fyreheart reviews
AU. During the summer between Harry's 5th and 6th year, an ancestor of Harry's discovers the last of the line has been mistreated and decides it's time to intercede. Over 3,000,000 views. Characters belong to J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 157,154 - Reviews: 2659 - Favs: 9,639 - Follows: 3,782 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Number Games by jbern reviews
Ron Weasley, an aging quidditch player in the middle of possibly the biggest game of his life, looks back at the places where his life changed for the better and the worse. Book 7 compliant but not epilogue compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,690 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 169 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Ron W., Padma P. - Complete
Better to Honour by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Danzo could have been a hero. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 240 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Danzō S., Hiruzen S. - Complete
The Forever Mage by Darth Marrs reviews
Harry Potter/ST:NG era post movies crossover. A young man with messy hair and green eyes finds himself in the middle of 24th Century Scotland with no memories. Join him as he tries to solve not only who he is, but where his people are.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,957 - Reviews: 1401 - Favs: 2,550 - Follows: 1,149 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Breakfast In New York by Radaslab reviews
Hermione left to find her parents and was never seen nor heard from again until years later when an old friend stumbled into her at a hotel in New York. They would both learn things about each other neither had expected and found a life neither had.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 213,229 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 2,968 - Follows: 1,160 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Magical World by Miranda Flairgold reviews
Last fic in the trilogy! Demons invaded Earth intent on enslaving all magical life. But they miscalculated...the Earthling's magic is stronger than they suspected, and far more dangerous. Now the survivors regroup in the new magical world, to fight back.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 31,170 - Reviews: 2028 - Favs: 3,823 - Follows: 3,978 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009
The Queen, The Black Knight, & The Frozen Princess by Lone-ranger1 reviews
John doesn’t regret his decisions, but one keeps coming back to haunt him. When a Wraith Hive captures a friend he thought was lost, how far will he and his team go to save her before the Wraith force an unholy evolution? More Details Inside!COMPLETE!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,193 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Teyla E., John S. - Complete
How It Might Have Gone by Corwalch reviews
AU This is a drabble from a rabid plot bunny about how Harry seeing Ron and Hermione at Grimmauld Place might have gone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 205 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Changes in a Time of War by Miranda Flairgold reviews
Sequel A Second Chance at Life. Harry is training in bloodmagic/necromancy, he is becoming a basilisk with a thunderbird's soul, there's a plague in europe, demons are about to invade Earth, and Voldemort needs to die. Fae, vampires, new magics and school
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 343,956 - Reviews: 5507 - Favs: 5,844 - Follows: 3,131 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Complete
Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Wizards by Corwalch reviews
Harry was sent to Azkaban after being framed for murder in the beginning of his 6th year at Hogwarts. While there, he unlocks the "Power the Dark Lord Knows Not". What will happen once his former friends know he's innocent? Watch the fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 136,710 - Reviews: 2587 - Favs: 9,855 - Follows: 3,437 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
There’s No Place Like Home? Escape From Oz by chem prof reviews
The unveiling of some scenes which were cut from the original drafts of the Harry Potter books puts the validity of the Epilogue in question. Read this additional material and learn how the story really ended. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,035 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 159 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Lust of Harry Potter by DobbyElfLord reviews
One-Shot - The curse scar connection flows both ways. What impact could it have on Voldemort? A silly little story from a plot bunny for my daughter. Or it could be a warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 197 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Voldemort, Lucius M. - Complete
Not Only No, But by HermanTumbleweed reviews
Complete! One-Shot! When Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, he decides that enough is enough. The headmaster does not see the humor in the situation and tries to force Harry to join in the "fun", so to speak. Rated for Language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,260 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 1,908 - Follows: 554 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 8,033 - Follows: 2,025 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Decade by Sera dy Relandrant reviews
"Keep a weather eye on the horizon." Elizabeth and Liam visit the isle, foam white waves lashing against shell studded white sand, every year. Watching, waiting. For ten years. "She looks down at Liam and sees her Paradise. She looks out at Will and sees her Heaven."
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,648 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Elizabeth S., Will T., Will Turner III - Complete
Too Late to Correct Your Mistake by Corwalch reviews
This is my take on the highly cliched Harry has a twin who is mistakenly declared the BWL and Harry subsequently is ignored by his parents until the truth comes out. Right now this is a one shot though that may change. Rated T just to be on the safe side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 4,016 - Follows: 1,563 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Harry P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Ruthless Revenge by Yunaine reviews
Harry overhears Ginny plotting to force him in a situation that he has to marry her. Instead of going to useless teachers Harry decides to do some plotting of his own... - Set during seventh year; Harry/Daphne
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 5,452 - Follows: 1,540 - Published: 7/8/2008 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Harry Potter is Dead by HarryGinnyTonks reviews
One-Shot, inspired by the Punisher. A violent vengeance is exacted. Warnings for violence, and pretty much bashes everyone except Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 108 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 3,216 - Follows: 1,072 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6267 - Favs: 15,895 - Follows: 5,442 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Cold Comforts by Sholio reviews
For sga-flashfic. It was going to be the most embarrassing obituary ever: M. Rodney McKay, age 39. Fell down a hole.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,844 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
A Harry Potter Love Tragedy by HarryGinnyTonks reviews
A tragedy about love lost and complete devotion. HONKS, character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,821 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 60 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Half Animal, Half Man by HarryGinnyTonks reviews
Harry's life is changed dramatically when Voldemort returns at the end of his fourth year. Oh yeah, he was bitten by a werewolf and a Vampire too! Somewhat DarkHarry, not evil, just a little meaner. HarryGinnyTonks HarryHarem! warn: Sexual situations!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,410 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 2,137 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Guerilla Potter by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Smarter Voldemort launches his conquest of Britain immediately after his resurrection. Smarter Harry, Sirius, and co. are the only ones who can stop him. Unconventional tactics. Begins after Harry’s 4th year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,101 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 348 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
To Fight The Coming Darkness by jbern reviews
Set post OOTP AU NonHBP. Harry Potter and Susan Bones. Gritty realism, independent Harry and a believable Voldemort all in a desperate battle to control the fate of the wizarding world. Rating increased to Mature.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 340,961 - Reviews: 2987 - Favs: 4,054 - Follows: 1,924 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Hallelujah by HarryGinnyTonks reviews
A short songfic after the war, it is based off the song Hallelujah, and the edition I use is by Rufus Wainwright. I tweaked a few things here and there, but Voldemort is gone. The people who died are mostly the same, with a few changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The TriSchool Tournament by DisobedienceWriter reviews
One shot, AU of GOF. Here’s the story I wish I had found when I read GoF or GoF fanfiction. New, harder tasks. Observant!Smart!Harry. On the outs with Ron, Hermione, Dumbledore, and Hogwarts in general. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 31,882 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 2,434 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Old Soldiers Never Die by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 2963 - Favs: 6,651 - Follows: 2,636 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Hunt For Harry Potter by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A Sequel to Make a Wish: Takes place directly after the events of 'Make a Wish,' Harry Potter is missing and his friends are determined to find him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,144 - Reviews: 1661 - Favs: 5,029 - Follows: 2,266 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry gets Motivated by BajaB reviews
Harry finds a way to get motivated, really, really motivated. A super!Harry oneshot. Post HBP, AU, No DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,709 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 2,563 - Follows: 690 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
101 Pick Up Lines by purtyinpink71121 reviews
This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 1193 - Favs: 1,858 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rise of the Evil Overlord by Maestro Hazard reviews
Oneshot. What would happen when a Dark!Harry found a list of evil overlord cliches and blunders, and how to avoid them? The rise of the greatest Dark Lord ever. Crack fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,052 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 199 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Complete
Long Road Home by Sholio reviews
AU. You can run to the ends of the Earth, but you can't escape from yourself. An illegal immigrant, an emotionally and physically damaged veteran, and a border patrol agent who hates his job ... maybe they were destined to be friends in any universe.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,118 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/19/2006 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
Old Soldiers Die Hard by Sholio reviews
The old guy in Room 30B was about the most disagreeable human being that the nurses had ever met. But he did get visitors including a retired Air Force Colonel.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,981 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 85 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Regrets by Sholio reviews
Epiphany tag, of sorts. Gen. Teyla, Sheppard, and a little bit of Rodney, a late night conversation in the cafeteria, and some regrets about roads not taken.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,332 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Teyla E., John S. - Complete
A Second Chance at Life by Miranda Flairgold reviews
When Voldemort’s assassins find him Harry flees seeking a place to prepare for the battle. Bloodmagic, wandlessmagic, necromancy, fae, a thunderbird, demons, vampires. Harry finds the strength & allies to win a war. Singularly unique fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 251,462 - Reviews: 4704 - Favs: 9,156 - Follows: 3,560 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter & A Different Kind of Azkaban Story by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
SLASH. Post Hogwarts. Post HBP. After the war ends Harry is framed and sent to Azkaban for being gay. After a few months the truth is discovered that he was set up and is released. However, what no one knows is that Harry Potter really is gay.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,443 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 12/9/2005 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Harry P., Seamus F.
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3339 - Favs: 6,533 - Follows: 2,418 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Star Wars: Episode I:5: Jedi Wizard by knightblazer85 reviews
COMPLETE. Voldemort is gone. Harry Potter is now in a new world and time, where he must take up a new path, as a Jedi Knight of the Republic. In the midst of the rising war can the BWL change fate? HPSW xover AU starts at the end of Ep 1.
Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,005 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 6/6/2005 - Published: 5/25/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter & the Severus Snape Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
Severitus Challenge - After reading so many stories about where Severus Snape is somehow Harry’s father, I have decided to write a parody about them. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/29/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Complete
Amulet of Time 3: The Wolf and the Pelican by Luna the Moonmonster reviews
COMPLETE AU - Post GoF, incorporating OotP. What happens when the four time travellers end up in 1975? What will Harry's parents think of him being in Slytherin?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 101,829 - Reviews: 1260 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 5/1/2004 - Published: 6/14/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Lord Voldemort and the Internal Revenue Service by citygirl1116 reviews
In honor of April 15: Lord Voldemort encounters a force far darker and more evil than he could ever hope to be...income taxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/14/2004 - Voldemort
Amulet of Time 2: Two Worlds, Two Wars by Luna the Moonmonster reviews
COMPLETE AU - Post GoF, incorporating OotP. This time, Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny are sent to wartorn Europe, 1943.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 90,027 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 3/30/2004 - Published: 4/27/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Amulet of Time 1: The Age of the Founders by Luna the Moonmonster reviews
AU - Post GoF, incorporating OotP. After Harry gets a strange birthday gift, he and his friends end up on an epic journey across the ages as they try to get back home. First in the series, rewritten up to part 18.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 71,376 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 1,876 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 3/22/2004 - Published: 7/13/2002 - Harry P. - Complete