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Joined 10-09-13, id: 5220839, Profile Updated: 11-02-13

Um.
I'm a socially awkward turtle who likes black lace and vintage stuff.
If I ever get bangs, they never lie flat. Which sucks monkey balls.
I have a cat. He's Albus and he likes tits and sweets.
So do I, actually.
Penises are nice, too.
Even though they look like limp worms and swing in the breeze sometimes.
Genitals are weird.
I shall get two more. Cats. Not genitalia. And name one Helsing, and the other Bast.

I just write.

#Mishapocalypse.

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The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 11617 - Favs: 11,054 - Follows: 9,487 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Turn by Sara's Girl reviews
One good turn always deserves another. Apparently. Epilogue compliant/AU. HPDM slash but some canon het along the way. Please trust me - I promise the epilogue will not bite you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 321,769 - Reviews: 1869 - Favs: 2,963 - Follows: 1,093 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Must Have Done Something Right by MissPronounced reviews
Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy occupy the two extreme ends of the Hogwarts social ladder. Against all odds, they meet in the middle in their sixth year, and it's nothing short of scandalous. Rated M. Eventual slash. Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 70 - Words: 202,151 - Reviews: 3642 - Favs: 2,108 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Letters by GhostOfBambi reviews
Abandoned by her best friend and suffering the torment of her hideous older sister - and her sister's hideous boyfriend, Lily Evans thought she was in for a boring summer. James Potter had other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,975 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 1,386 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete