TheNameOfButAMortal
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Joined 05-06-15, id: 6755532, Profile Updated: 09-16-15
Author has written 2 stories for South Park.

I am a person...or am I?

I have an obsession with Creek, or do I?

I legit used to read other fan-fictions but then I found Creek and I was like "No more, Creek forever!", or was I?

I'm starting another obsession with rhetorical questions...aren't I?

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Aisle 10 by Qindarka reviews
Craig lives in a self-created bubble crafted out of irritation with most people and enough imagination to keep him busy. Then he gets a job, one thing leads to another, and well…you know what eventually happens to a bubble. SLASH CraigTweek
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 202,318 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 12/28/2015 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Best Bet by IDRC reviews
I lost a bet It hardly ever happens and by that I mean it never happens and I lost to McCormick. That's not the worse part though no The worse part is the catch. If I lost then I had to ask out Tweek The paranoid emo little scrawny blonde kid I had to pretend date him for a week I had to kiss him two times a day and go on at least two dates. This is stupid! And I'm not even gay!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 69,486 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/4/2015 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Craig T., Kenny M., Tweek T. - Complete
This Is War by Impassive Tears reviews
"I hate you, so much." Craig taunts Tweek, triggering the start of a brutal, bloody, dangerous...prank battle. Game on.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,043 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Some Boys Are Monsters by Eerily reviews
What do you get when you take a love sick puppy and taunt him with all his wildest desires and heated nights of forbidden passion? Why, a monster, of course. At least that's what Tweek has come to believe after confessing his feelings to his taken best friend.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 163,104 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 7/20/2012 - [Craig T., Tweek T.] - Complete
The Strange Attraction Syndrome by f000se reviews
So much for Craig being asexual.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 175,288 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Why do you stare at me? by PrinceOfPans reviews
Tweek has gotten into a bad habit, well he has a few of those but his new one is staring at a certain boy. That boy lends him something and they quickly become friends. Tweek knows he doesn't stand a chance with Craig and Craig is discoveriong that he may not be as asexual as he thought. Warning: Yaoi, swearing and possible rating change later on.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 34,454 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Your Seared Lips Say by NightingaleLost reviews
Craig wasn't the one who scared him. It was that mask he wore, that horrifying thing that covered the lower half of his face like a demon waiting to spread it's jaws and swallow him whole. Tweek's P.O.V. Rated 'M' to be safe!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 115,139 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Tweek T., Craig T.
Coincidence by Sleepingkit reviews
I had ran away from South Park, trying to be better for myself, to get away from everything. I never thought I'd bump into Craig and we'd partner up as runaways. Things gotten brighter with him. After reading this, please answer my poll question concerning this story's sequel, if not a trouble .
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,359 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
You Can Never Get Enough by scarlettshazam reviews
While feeding his obsession with Tweek, Craig inadvertently becomes his boxing partner and falls in love. Fluff/Smut Creek for lilykinz200's birthday. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,969 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
If You're Bored, Then You're Boring by scarlettshazam reviews
Craig is miserable and alone, and can't solve his problems without using his fists. Tweek reappears in South Park for the first time in over a year, leaving chaos everywhere he goes. But sometimes, chaos can change things for the better. Creek.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 118,451 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Burr by ohnodontlook00100 reviews
I have no goals, no focus, no plans, no wants. Nothing to really make me human. So what does that make me? It makes me a liar- Rated M as of Chapter 15.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 80,071 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Obviously Oblivious by dark-night-sky reviews
Craig and Tweek were never the best of friends, more of friends of friends. But they never really hung out alone, if possible. But after a suggestion from Clyde, the two find their relationship evolving...much to their distaste. Creek/slash. K2.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,882 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
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Bye
Sometimes, things just can't happen. Sometimes, it's not even worth trying.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,081 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/29/2016 - Published: 3/25/2016 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
God doesn't love you, but I do reviews
A note that inspires curiosity and money that causes wars through peace brings together two acquaintances of Craig and Tweek.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 20,623 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/24/2015 - Published: 6/17/2015 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete