LostOceans
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Joined 08-27-10, id: 2513929, Profile Updated: 10-12-13
Author has written 2 stories for Inheritance Cycle, and Maximum Ride.

Hello! And welcome to my Profile!

Not sure why anyone would need to know my real name. My age is relatively unimportant and so is most other personal information.

I will however tell you things which I like. Cause its good to advertise amazing books and other things... Spreading the love etc.


so books I like include:

Kingkiller Chronicles (Name of the Wind) by Patrick Rothfuss

Shantaram by Gregory David Roberts

A Song of Ice and Fire (Game of Thrones) by George RR Martin

The Broken Empire (Prince of Thorns) by Mark Lawrence

Mistborn Trilogy (the Final Empire) by Brandon Sanderson

Maximum Ride (The Angle Experiment) by James Patterson

Millennium Trilogy (Girl with the Dragon Tattoo) by Stieg Larsson

The Tomorrow Series (Tomorrow When the War Began) by John Masden

The Wheel of Time (The Eye of the World) by Robert Jordan continued by Brandon Sanderson

The Inheritance Cycle (Eragon) by Christopher Paolini

The Dark tower (The Gunslinger) by Stephen King

Harry Potter (Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone) by J. K. Rowling


Music I like:

Hearts a Mess - Gotye

The Chase - Illy

Float Away - Seth Sentry

Speaking in Tongues - Hilltop Hoods

Revolution - John Butler Trio

Sea is Rising - Bliss 'n' Eso

The Chariot - Cat Empire

Ruffneck - Skrillex

Maybe Tomorrow - Chance Waters


reasons (excuses) why I haven't updated quickly or recently:

1. its on my 'To Do' list. I don't have a written list its all in my head, it is also always growing and never seems to shorten even the tiniest bit. Being in my head I forget it at convenient times.

2. Homework. I don't do it, but spend a lot of time thinking I should.

3. I don't enjoy writing at all. I love thinking up stories but have a very hard time writing it down.

4. And finally I can't stop reading FanFiction and FictionPress so that's giving me limited free time outside general laziness.


(Many) Quotes:

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”

"Better to have one woman on your side than ten men."

"if you close both eyes it doesn't look 3D anymore"

"The man in black fled across the desert and the Gunslinger followed."

“I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!"

"There is an exception to everything, except this rule which is the only exception."

"Always plan for the worst, that way all your surprises will be pleasant ones."

"Do you have a cartomobile, a truckomobile, or a tacksee?"

"See the TURTLE, ain’t he keen? All things serve the f*ing Beam!"

"First comes smiles, then comes lies. Last is gunfire."

"Bring your lightnings, Aes Sedai. I will dance with them."

"A pig painted gold is still a pig."

“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”

"I may be a fool, but I intend to be a live fool"

"Dad-a-chum,dud-a-chee,not to worry, you've got the key."

"Might I recline briefly at your feet miss? Your beauty has loosened my knees. I am sure a few moments looking up at your profile from below with the back of my head on these cool tiles will put me right."

“It is impossible to live without failing at something, unless you live so cautiously that you might as well not have lived at all - in which case, you fail by default.”

"The gunslinger let me drop, and that is the truth; I still love him, and that is the truth"

"A flapping tongue has killed more men than sudden storms ever did."

"A bloody hero. Thom, if I ever look like acting the hero again, you kick me."
"And what would you have done differently?"
"Just kick me!"

"Suppose that all worlds, all universes, met at a single nexus, a single pylon, a Tower. And within it, a stairway, perhaps rising to the Godhead itself. Would you dare climb to the top, gunslinger?"

“I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.”

"it was the possibility of darkness that made the day seem so bright."

"And so the world will end, I think a victim of love rather than hate. For love's ever been the more destructive weapon, sure."

“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”

“I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.”

“I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.”

“The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.”

“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”

"Why do you keep looking back there?" the man in charge had asked.
"From time to time I need an antidote," Eddie said.
"From what?"
"Your face."

"No wine for me. Strange enough things happen when my head is clear. I want to know the difference."

"It was a blade of grass. But it was purple."

“Everything you can imagine is real.”

“I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.”

“It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it.”

"Only equals speak the truth. Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of regard."

"Only enemies speak the truth. Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty."

"I came to bloody rescue you. Burn me if I expected to be greeted as if I had come to steal a pie."

"The leaf lives its appointed time, and does not struggle against the wind that carries it away. The leaf does no harm, and finally falls to nourish new leaves. So it should be with all men. And women."

"Kill if you will, but command me nothing!" the gunslinger roared. "You have forgotten the faces of those who made you! Neither either kill us or be silent and listen to me, Roland of Gilead, son of Steven, gunslinger, and lord of the ancient lands! I have not come across all the miles and all the years to listen to your childish prating! Do you understand? Now you will listen to ME!"

"The best lie is often one too ridiculous to be taken for a lie."

"The fact that the price must be paid is proof it is worth paying"

"Pray for rain all you like, but dig a well as you do it. "

“A coward judges all he sees by what he is.”

never's the word God listens for when he needs a laugh.”

“What I'm saying is that I'm trying to find rational reasons to explain irrational feelings, and that's never a good sign.”

“The scariest, most terrifying thing that I fear?"
"Yes."
"My Imagination."
"I thought you were going to say 'Fear, itself'."
"Then you have a small imagination."

“May you find your Tower, Roland, and breach it, and may you climb to the top!”

"In wars, boy, fools kill other fools for foolish causes."

"Weep for Manetheren. Weep for what is lost forever."

"Think if you want to stay alive. Fear will kill you if you don't control it."

“I'm sorry I didn't know it was an elephant; I thought it was part of the furniture!

“You needn't die happy when your time comes, but you must die satisfied, for you have lived your life from the beginning to the end and ka is always served.”

“Remember in elementary school you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file from smallest to tallest? What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?”

“Go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut.”

“Our time here is brief, our risk enormous. Don't waste the one or increase the other, if you please.”

"Teach him how you will, a pig will never play the flute."

"An Aes Sedai never lies, but the truth she speaks, may not be the truth you think you hear."

"A thousand years of sheep!"

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Strange Worlds by MyMindisaMess reviews
Who says that cartoon characters could never last a day in the Game of Thrones universe? Well, most won't, but Katara and Zuko seem to have the best shot, as long as they get the right help along the way, like a Hound and a Wolf? And maybe a little dove later on?
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,329 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Zuko, Arya S.
The Cat and the Doctor by aradian nights reviews
The Doctor wanders into Braavos one night, and hears a song about the Cat of the Canals.
Crossover - Doctor Who & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,928 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/20/2012 - 11th Doctor, Arya S. - Complete
Avenging Angels by Avenging Angels reviews
10 years ago they watched her fall. The Great, Indestructible, Invincible, Maximum Ride brought down after the ultimate act. Protecting those she loved most...those she left behind. The Flock disbanded- Full summary inside. Reviews are greatly appreciated
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 81 - Words: 160,046 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Max - Complete
Taboo by NightWrighter511 reviews
Max Martinez is an average girl with a unique secret...she's the leader of a gang. What happens when her two worlds are on a collision course thats bound to end in catastrophe? And what about a relationship thats a taboo? ALL HUMAN. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 48 - Words: 85,925 - Reviews: 1401 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Wings, Freedom, and Gibbs by tailendwriter reviews
A bird kid ends up in the Washington. D. C. She tries to steal from Jenny Shepherd, but ends up getting caught.Gibbs gets involved and is mistaked for an Eraser. Jenny has her babysitted and she meets and helps the rest of NCIS with trouble following her.
Crossover - NCIS & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 27,462 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Angels of Death by Tw33ti369 reviews
Fang, a young assassin, finds a group of girls with shady pasts to train to be like him. What if Max was one of those girls? No wings in the forseeable future but who knows? Check it out pleez!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,621 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Max, Fang
New Girl in the Forest by TheSpectrum890 reviews
When Vanessa finds a flock of people, people like her, she does what she always does. Helps herself to Dr Pepper. No Fax, or Mang, or whatever. the only romance is between Dylan and Vanessa, cuz Dylan rox. Rated for language and possible gore.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,407 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Complete
Indescribable by little lea valkyrie reviews
DISCONTINUED. She could hear the voices again. He began to mimic. Her voice gained a purpose. He learned how to see. She regained her Voice. He reminded her to listen. Those who'd scorned them were in for a brutal surprise. Can they weather the storm?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,777 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Max - Complete
Cross your heart and hope to fly by catapilla1 reviews
Finding out the flock is alive three years after they disappear? No biggie. Having Fang find and rescue me? Not a problem. A new hunter and a new company? I can deal. Finding out we're immortal...ok, that one freaked me out a little bit, too. POST FANG AU
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,447 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Max, Fang
When They Chase Us by blackwolf412 reviews
Hello. It's me again. I didn't know I'd ever meet kids like me. I didn't know I'd ever fear for my life on an almost-daily basis. But you know what? I don't care. 'Cuz I'm havin' the time of my life.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 170,894 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Complete
Magical Mayhem: Flight of the HalfBloods by Vamps-with-Wings reviews
Apocalyptic dream/visions, breaking one boys heart, rescue missions and startling revelations about family origins? Not to forget an enemy on every side, threatening to overcome Max's sanity.Will she prevail? Third installment in the Magical Mayhem series
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 61,144 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Harry P., Max - Complete
All Is Well In Cliche Land by flYegurl reviews
We all know them. Those big, major cliches... Max is pregnant, Iggy can suddenly see again. But what about those tiny, minor ones that everyone overlooks? The ones that people don't even notice? Here's a tribute to those miniscule, yet overused cliches.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Complete
Follow The Trail by Ambiguous Bookworm reviews
If you followed a small hiking trail off a small national park for six miles, then took a sharp right, somehow not getting lost in the thick terrain of forests and wild animals, all in the dark, you may find a group of children. PLEASE REVIEW!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Complete
Mr Perfect and the Dead Young Wolf by Min Daae reviews
Galad and Robb meet. There is tea. And spoilers for A Song of Ice and Fire series.
Crossover - Wheel of Time & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Galad D. - Complete
Old and New Attack by Miz636 reviews
What happens when a group of bridkids that are close to the Flock are captured by Itex all the way in Australia and the Flock gets a message via Angel about it? Will they go save them? Will they get themselves captured? Is there a mystery from Itex?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,069 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Max - Complete
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Birds of Fire reviews
Max and the Flock are lost after a close encounter with flyboys. the flock need new skills, new friends and these all come with bigger enemies. lots of fighting/action and maybe a hint of FAX.
Crossover - Inheritance Cycle & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,322 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 8/29/2010
Fight To Freedom reviews
We were tortured, then we were close to death, then we were safe, then we left. Now I don't know what we are… mostly just lost. Belex and her flock of four are on a mission battling enemies and finding allies. A war is coming. Failure is worse than death!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,258 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011