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Joined 02-23-10, id: 2266355, Profile Updated: 02-23-10
Author has written 2 stories for Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Supernatural.

My username is a quotation from a letter of Lord Byron's:

"If I don't write to empty my mind, I go mad."

Although obviously writing-wise Lord Byron and I am not even in the same universe, I think I know what he was talking about.

I am very very new to fanfiction. I joined this website to see if writing fanfiction could be used both as a coping mechanism for stress and as practise. I think I was right on both counts.

There is not very much that you need to know about me. I am female, (aren't most of us?), still pretty young, (only just out of my teens really), and at university. My degree is not English, but it is a literature degree. I have a staggeringly wide range of interests. I have some very impressive scars. I want to be a librarian. I have been told that I am both "the female Spock" and "human Google". Are these good things? I do not know.

I would pester you to write me a review, but really I'm just happy enough if you read anything I've written. Up until this point, I have not been confident enough to let... well, anyone read my writing. I am hoping that deciding to do so now was not a fatal mistake.

Have a look around, stay if you want to.

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Dear Joker by 4ofCups reviews
What happens when Ledger's Joker decides to take a hiatus from crime, dabble in journalism and dispense his opinions to the faithful readers of Gotham's premier advice column? He's got his own ideas about tact, social graces and virtue: they're overrated.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 34,989 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 4/8/2017 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Joker
Not Playing with a Full Deck by 4ofCups reviews
Gotham's most feared criminal has been insulted on a grand scale. What type of revenge will he exact on the woman who's responsible? Lois Lane will find out the hard way. This Joker is feral, bloodthirsty and hungry for revenge. Mature content.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 74 - Words: 503,177 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 4/5/2017 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Revenge of the Nerds by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
Poison Ivy and the Scarecrow have joined forces and are plotting murder. Batman would never admit it, but he almost hopes they succeed. Why? Because their intended victim is the Joker. Sequel to Nerd.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 150,955 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Poison Ivy, The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Plausibility by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
The Scarecrow doesn't care who she is, where she hails from, or where she's going. He just needs a ride. OC but no romance, I can guarantee you that.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 40 - Words: 113,359 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - J. Crane - Complete
The Doctors and the Nurses They Adore Me So by Lauralot reviews
You can lead a clown to Arkham, but can you keep him in?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 134,839 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Joker, J. Crane - Complete
I Don't Want Anybody Else by Lauralot reviews
It's a perfectly logical system. It isn't a fixation at all. Joker/Crane
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,944 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/20/2010 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
Shadow Selves by Lauralot reviews
Living together against both parties' will is hard, and romance is never easy. Especially when your alter egos hate each other. Eventual Wayne/Crane. Sequel to The Knight and The Prince.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 268,766 - Reviews: 1277 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - J. Crane, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
The Knight and the Prince by Lauralot reviews
Joker decides he wants to play mind games with Batman, and brings the Scarecrow along. Somewhat slash. Sequel to Say That We're Sweethearts Again.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 167,979 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Say That We're Sweethearts Again by Lauralot reviews
It's never easy to reconcile a friendship, especially if you broke the friendship by breaking your friend's ribs. Sequel to The Accidental Therapist.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,599 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
Nerd by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
The Joker sets out to prove that the Scarecrow is nothing more than a nerd. Can Dr. Crane show that mad scientist and geek are not synonymous? Will he have any dignity left by the end of the Joker's experiment?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,066 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
The Horrible Sickness by Lauralot reviews
What's worse than the Clown Prince of Crime? The Clown Prince of Crime with a fever. Rated for language, violence, and briefly disgusting content, but mostly for safety.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,840 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/4/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
The Accidental Therapist by Lauralot reviews
Sometimes you end up helping the villain, when all you intended was to bring him in. Sequel to Act Like We Are Fools. Rated for gore.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 86,458 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - J. Crane, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Dearest Doctor Arkham by Lauralot reviews
The Joker writes a complaint letter to Arkham's administrator. Rated for language and mention of violence.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Joker - Complete
Leporiphobia by Lauralot reviews
Anything can be terrifying. Even a rabbit.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2009 - J. Crane - Complete
Act Like We Are Fools by Lauralot reviews
This could only end badly, but he couldn't help but go along for the ride. Joker/Crane. Sequel to Mad Friends.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 108,255 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
Mad Friends by Lauralot reviews
Joker wasn't the only one Harleen Quinzel treated. The story of her fall to darkness through the eyes of her patient and friend, Jonathan Crane. Rated M to be safe.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 87,535 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Complete
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Any Other Response Would Be Crazy reviews
At least, Crane reflected, having the Joker around made life more interesting.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,960 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - J. Crane, Joker
Because I Love You, You Are For Real reviews
Castiel's approach to feeling emotion for the first time leaves a lot to be desired.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete