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Joined 06-02-12, id: 4034410, Profile Updated: 08-30-12
Author has written 3 stories for Criminal Minds.

HALLO!

Welcome to my profile.

It's not very interesting though.

LET'S GET TO KNOW ME BETTER!

Name: Jessica

Birthday: April 24

Favorite Shows: Criminal Minds and The Vampire Diaries

Shipper (If yes, who?): Yes, I ship Delena (Damon and Elena) from The Vampire Diaries and HotLy (Hotch and Emily) from Criminal Minds and a bit of Garcia/Morgan (from Criminal Minds)

BUT MY OTP IS HOTCH/PRENTISS!

Favorite Song: I have a lot of different songs that I like... I mostly listen to K-Pop now. I listen to BIGBANG, 2NE1, EXO-K, and SHINee.

Favorite Colour: Blue

Favorite Book: I like the Mortal Instruments series. I highly recommend you to read it...it's unbelievably awesome.

Well, that's all I suppose xD

Bai!

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Pretty Girls, Pool Parties & Pot Bellied Pigs by sienna27 reviews
Universe A Offshoot: TV Prompt "Shirt Disturber" - Another flashback for early season 4,the summer of Girl. This is the continuation Emily & Hotch's shopping fics, now they're off to Dave's for the pool party
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,344 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
About Love by CookiesAndStorms reviews
Emily reflects. Hotch sleeps. Hotly fluff.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss
On The Road by greengirl82 reviews
Emily and JJ are professional women, right? Well what happens when they annoy two of their own? Four shot. COMPLETED.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,532 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 9/13/2011 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
A Dictata Philologus by lilseli69 reviews
Sheldon is confused. This time, Penny is the teacher. Set after the season 3 breakup. Disclaimer: I own nothing. I am humbled to borrow these characters and have some fun. Please read and review! Rated M for sexual content and language.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,505 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny
What Could Have Been by Desuke-Love reviews
"Can we not... do this again Aaron? It's... too much." "You're wrong. It's not too much. It's not enough. It's not nearly enough," he breathed, closing the gap between them and pressing their lips together, at last, at long last. Because it couldn't end like this. For something to end, there needed to be a beginning. Hotch/Prentiss oneshot, spoilers for S7ep24
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Bizarre Functioning by luv2write0205 reviews
Emily makes a bet with Hotch that she can beat him at wrestling. What happens when she loses and has to do something she is skeptical of doing? Written for the "May Prompts"!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Are You Ready For Some Football? by whoopthereitis321 reviews
Morgan's competitive side gets the best of him, and he challenges the girls to play football while at Dave's. How will that set well with Emily who's own competitive streak rivals his?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2012 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch
Connotations, Inferences and Presumptions by TigerLily888 reviews
AU. Six months after Emily leaves the BAU, she and Hotch unexpectedly bump into each other. Oneshot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,559 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/25/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Trojan War by SSAEmilyHotchner reviews
Oneshot. When Morgan needs help in planning yet another prank in order to get back at Reid, Hotch and Emily rise up to the challenge. In the process, they set off a full-scale BAU prank war. Written for laurenreynoldsisdead's prompt, "Reid and condoms".
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19/2012 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
The Problem and the Solution by TigerLily888 reviews
Hotch and Emily share an encounter at work which results in consequences neither expected. M rated for lemons so mature audiences please. Now complete.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,642 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Daddy's Little Girl by SSAEmilyHotchner reviews
Multi-chapter fic. A collection of milestones - and other random, yet super sweet, moments - in the lives of Emily, Aaron, Jack, and Avery Hotchner. Oh, and don't forget about Henry LaMontagne. NOW COMPLETE.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 100,958 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 3/14/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
True Colors by rawpotato reviews
Hotch, Emily, a one night stand, a baby. How do they handle it, how does the team, how does Jack? The past doesn't dictate the future, it only shows us the mistakes we made and allows to make different ones. Rating for later chapters
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,360 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 12/26/2009 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss
The Curse Of The Missing Coffee Machine by pupeez4eva reviews
When Seaver plays a prank on Reid by hiding the coffee machine, she didn't expect the reaction to it. Everyone is hysterical, talking about how 'it' is happening again...what exactly is 'it' and why does it have everyone - even Hotch - so afraid of Reid?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 84 - Published: 1/28/2012 - S. Reid - Complete
That Awkward Moment When You Shoot Your Boss by hotchityhotchhotch reviews
Oneshot. Emily shoots Hotch. This is especially shocking given her early training at the Academy. COMPLETE.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
A Moment Out Of Time by Brandywyne Walker reviews
A moment out of time when Hotch and Emily find comfort and connection in each other. One Shot… Really, just a one shot. My contribution to the "Hooking Up At The Office Christmas Party Prompt" issue by the fabulous TigerLily888.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,554 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/25/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Eat Fresh, Live Green by SSAEmilyHotchner reviews
Oneshot. All hell breaks loose when Hotch gets a very pregnant Emily's Subway order wrong. Slightly milder than a K-plus rating. Enjoy!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/19/2011 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Thunder Hotch by TigerLily888 reviews
Emily tries to hide Hotch's identity with humourous results. Established H/P. For babygurl0506. I couldn't use the actual title I wanted to use, so check out this fic if you want to find out what it is! Rated M for language.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,564 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 11/16/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
The Benefits of Therapeutic Release by TigerLily888 reviews
Hotch is wound up tighter than a two dollar watch and Emily has the perfect solution. H/P established relationship.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,551 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 11/9/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Let's Get Physical by SSAEmilyHotchner reviews
Oneshot. Emily wakes up to find the bed cold and completely Hotch-free. Where could he have wandered off to, and what could he be doing so early in the morning? Written for hotchityhotchhotch's prompt, 'exercise'. Don't forget to wish her happy birthday!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/9/2011 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Daddy's Little Girl by greengirl82 reviews
What happens when you have to learn to let go of your little girl when she finds love?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Slumber Parties And Curses by greengirl82 reviews
Believing she's cursed, Garcia forces Emily and JJ to have a slumber party and invites the guys...
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/25/2011 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Jack's Girl by greengirl82 reviews
It's Jack's birthday and he's in love. All he wants is to spend the day with his girl and lay his heart on the line...
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/18/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Don't Forget To Smile by greengirl82 reviews
It's that time again for the BAU, picture day for their IDs. What's the worst that can happen?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2011 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Vroom Vroom by SSAEmilyHotchner reviews
Oneshot. After a long day at the office, all Hotch and Emily want to do is grab a bite to eat and head home...but their car won't start. Written for RushRush14 and tmbCM's prompt, "preggo Emily on a motorcycle." Rated T for language.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2011 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Puzzle Pieces by SSAEmilyHotchner reviews
Oneshot. Hotch invites Emily over for a pleasantly surprising, very unconventional date - one that involves a 100-piece jigsaw puzzle. PURE FLUFF.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
My Hero by TigerLily888 reviews
Hotch does something that makes him a hero in Emily's eyes. Though it's not really something you would expect. Oneshot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
That Time Again by SSAEmilyHotchner reviews
Hotch visits Emily's brownstone for their weekly rendezvous, only to discover that Mother Nature is paying her a nasty little visit. They won't let anything come between them and ruin their night, however. Dedicated to ALL the strong women out there!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/9/2011 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
My New What? by greengirl82 reviews
Emily is blown away when her mother introduces her to her new soon to be stepfather. Written For: Cellzo
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - E. Prentiss, D. Rossi - Complete
Father's Day Away by Longbourn22 reviews
Hotch is missing Father's Day. Someone within the team helped made his day. This is for all the fathers out there!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, Jack H. - Complete
The Team by GreekEMTSlytherinSpriteFairy reviews
What happens when the whole team assists Hotch with the soccer team? Pure Chaos.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/6/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
The Silent Language of Grief by Marauder-In-Disguise reviews
'We come in here and we talk to you. Where do you go' An additional scene for episode 6x20, so spoilers if you haven't seen that yet. Where does Hotch go when it all becomes a bit too much?
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,036 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Published: 4/28/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, Jack H. - Complete
Finding a Place to Stick The Shillelagh by sienna27 reviews
TV Bonus Challenge #10 - St. Patrick's Day: Another entry in the Finding Universe. This takes place a month after Finding a Tree in the Forest. The whole team is out for a festive St. Paddy's Day. Everyone's having a good time but Dave. One shot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2011 - D. Rossi, S. Reid - Complete
No Place Like Home by greengirl82 reviews
While in Paris, Emily falls asleep watching The Wizard of Oz and finds herself in her own adventure.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,383 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/23/2011 - E. Prentiss - Complete
Miracle Growth by CarrieAnnB reviews
Rossi takes Viagra and has an unfortunate side effect. At the same time, he's got to go into work on a serious case. Just a one chapter story, but hopefully full of comedy. Warning: Semi-graphic use of words and description.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,425 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2011 - D. Rossi - Complete
Hotch Don't Dance by smokinhottie reviews
First ever Criminal Minds story! What happens when the BAU team is snowed in after a case and end up at a bar with kareoke? Let's just say Morgan and Reid may need to keep there day job! Hope you like!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Complete
Creepy Cravings by Vibeke E reviews
Emily's got cravings that Aaron can barely conceive, Reid is dazed and Garcia went baby shopping. And, just because life isn't hard enough, the apple pie is over. Sequel to Sick of Sickness
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/7/2010 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Lividity by Lady Medusa Formalization reviews
Penny and Sheldon enter into a physical, but potentially damaging relationship. A collaboration between Lady Houston and Medusa20 We've created our own account!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,260 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
The Greatest Gift by Acting-Singing-Bella reviews
My take on how Haley told Hotch she was pregnant. First story EVER for Criminal Minds! Please review!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, Haley H. - Complete
IKEA Bliss by Flames101 reviews
JJ attempts to 'gently' encourage Hotch to use the IKEA provided instructions. One-shot. Chit Chat on Author's Corner Round 4: Pick Your Own Pairing Challenge Fic.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11/2010 - [A. Hotchner/Hotch, Jennifer J./JJ] - Complete
The Track by Thn0715 reviews
Hotch, Morgan, and a running track. Need I say more? Written for a dear friend. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRUMMIE! Disclaimer - I don't own Criminal Minds or it's characters.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/15/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, D. Morgan - Complete
So Close by NoteIsSignedLC reviews
Song fic to "So Close" by Jon McLaughlin. Aaron has always loved Haley. Sharing a child makes it difficult for both. Sometimes, things get more complicated than they should. Takes place mid-Season 4. M for language and adult situations.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, Haley H. - Complete
Officer Down: Dave VS Strauss by LacytheSilverWerewolf reviews
Per reader request, an inside look on the meetings with Hotch, Dave and Strauss. HP JRo
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2010 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
The Sounds Of A Breakdown by Thn0715 reviews
A case gone wrong triggers the complete and total emotional breakdown of Aaron Hotchner. Each chapter will be based around a different song. ***NOMINATED FOR PROFILER'S CHOICE 2010 CM FANFIC AWARDS!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,186 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Dance Moves by phoebe9509 reviews
Hotch asks Morgan for dance moves to help impress Emily
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/20/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Criminal Minds Christmas by LacytheSilverWerewolf reviews
It's Christmas at the BAU, come see how the celebrate together. HP JRo MG RA
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,835 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 12/7/2009 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Cadence & Noise by sienna27 reviews
Universe A: Offshoot -- H/P friendship piece -- TV Show Episode Title Challenge - Prompt Set #8 Title Challenge: There Might Be Blood - Early Season 4, Hotch breaks his tooth and refuses to go to the dentist. One Shot
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2009 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
The Stoic Prince and his Cinder JJ by kdzl reviews
Story time has never been so much fun at the Hotchner house. JJ/Hotch. Oneshot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,529 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2009 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Back in the Game by Kavi Leighanna reviews
TV Prompt Challenge - Emily was the last person he expected to hit on in the darkness of a club.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/18/2009 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Two Line Vocabulary by AiyanaStone reviews
A little game in the BAU. Two line vocabulary, Criminal Minds style!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Complete
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Hotel Madness reviews
Hi! This is my first fan fiction story so don't judge me . This is about the BAU team having to share one hotel room all together. What happens? Chaos. There's going to be more chapters to this story since you guys liked it so much! Thanks for the reviews, I've loved reading them.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,554 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 6/9/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss
Cheering The Team Up reviews
JACK THE PONY here! This is just a story about how the team comes back from a horrible case and Garcia believes it's her job to make them all feel better. Hope you like it and don't forget to review!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/17/2012 - P. Garcia
Criminal Minds IMing reviews
This is a little IM conversation between the BAU team. Second fanfic, don't judge .
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 6/9/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch