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Joined 08-10-10, id: 2488761, Profile Updated: 02-03-11
Author has written 8 stories for Final Fantasy XIII, Final Fantasy Versus XIII, Devil May Cry, Final Fantasy VII, Yu-Gi-Oh, and Dead or Alive.

Name: Kayleigh

Alias: Kaels, Jikks, Kid, Sqwisheyy & Moooooo

Age: ITS OFFICIAL. IM 17! SUK ON IT LAST YEARS ENGLISH TEACHER!!! MWHAHAHAHAAAAHA!. *cough cough* shes a bitch *cough cough*

Fav Food: BK. Its better with the King.

Least Fav Food: Veges. Its so imature but I still have mini bitch fits about them.

Fav Cartoon: Yu Gi OHHHHHHHH!!! Yeah thats the shit right there. Sponge bob, Avatar:LOA, South Park, Family Guy, Vampire Knight, afew others aswell. Yes, I know I need to grow up. Oooah and the cartoon with the little ninja's I have no idea what its called but its so cute.

Fav Games: Bayonetta, Final Fantasy (all of them, yes.), Assassins Creed 1/2/Brotherhood, Darksiders, God of War 1/2/3, Army of Two, AOT40, Guitar Hero Legends Of Rock, Band Hero, Metallica, Aero Smith, 5, Rainbow Six Veges 1/2, Halo Wars, HALO REACH, Spyro!!!, Crash Bandicoot, Split Second, gosh I should stop or you'll be reading this for awhile.

Loves: Her new Kinetic, the retards I consider my friends, giant tvs, GAMES, her gaming computer, laptop, music and noodles.

Hates: XB360 Red Ring of Death, snobbs, the skanks at my school, Twilight, Edward Cullen, slow broadband, loosing against my fat headed brothers, her dads laptop*its complete shit, aaaaand school. I dislike school with my whole heart, it needs to die.

Im a super female gamer. Wanna know how many consoles I have?

Playstation 1, Playstation 2, PS2 Slim/Silver, PSP, Nintendo Wii, Xbox, Xbox360 Arcade, Elite, FFXIII Edition and *omg so happy about this one, the new Xbox360 Kinetic, 250gb Playstation 3, 40gb PS3 *cant wait for FFversesXIII, Nintendo DS, DSI.

Yes, its scary right? Well be aware that the Playstations, apart from PS3 and PSP, are my brothers consoles. So the Nintendos, all the Xbox's and PS3 are MINE! The Arcade 360 and 40gb PS3 are set up in my room, they even have sperate tvs! The big PS3 is next to my room, which is also my room, on a GIANT 68 INCH LED TV. The Nintendo Wii is in the living room, my mum like using it for Wii Sports. The XB360Elite is downstares with an HD projector. The Kinetic is still in its box, were getting another huge monitor for it in October, so im saving it!! And the PS2's are in another room downstares together on different monitors. We usually use them when were playing Buzz and old games and stuff. Especially Spyro and Crash Bandicoot!

Reading this also scares you, dont it. Im not mega super rich. Far from it actually, but I work for alot of this, and my dad LOVES gaming just as much as I do. And my brothers. Not my mum though. But with all this inspiration to make this paradise, its amazing what it can do! I mean, I got a 68 inch LED because my dad likes playing on my PS3 and he wanted a massive TV. Im not complaining! I am truly living the dream...

Loads of love!, Kaels :))

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MORE ABOUT KAELS!

Fav characters: Basicly everyone off Vampire Knight, Sponge bob, Patrick, Yusei, Aki, Jack, Carly(YGO5Ds),

FF Characters- Lightning, Cloud, Aerith, Tifa, Zack, Snow, Hope, Cid(Raines), Vanille, Fang, Sazh, Jhil, The Fal'Cie*There so cool, Noctis, Stella, Shotgun Guy, Tough Guy, Smart Dude, Vaan, Ashe, Yuna, Vincent, Yuffie, Chocobos!! A S T E R P R O T O F L O R I A N, And more.

Cartman, Butters, SOUTH PARK CAST, Noodle from Gorillaz, 2-D, Murdoc etc., The Silly Rabbit, Altair, Ezio, Rosa, Adha, Maria, Bart, Lisa, Marge, Homer, American Dad CAST, Alice, Bitch, Snuggles Bunny, Sumo, Shiva, Odin, Kayleigh*oooah yeah, Sora, Mini Kaels, Austin Powers, AND MORE!!

* SOME SILLY QUOTES FROM MY BEST BUDDIES IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD *

Jessie: *runs around with tampon up his nose*

Me: Jessie?

Jessie: Yeah bro?

Me: Just wondering. Why's there a tampon up your nose?

Jessie: My nose got its period.

Me: o_0 ???

minutes later*

Maddie: JESSIE YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU STOLE MY TAMPONS! -chases a super crazy Jessie around the pool*


Zack: Nah I shot that guy!

Jack: Nah man, I shot him!

Zack: That was me!

Jack: Nah ah!

Zack: Ya ha!

Jack: Wanna rumble apple crumble!? Know what I mean, baked bean!?

Zack: No shit, fish stick!!

Jessie: -sighs- This can only be solved by one thing... -everybody stares at Jessie-

Me: What?

Jessie: A 'Yo Momma Battle'!!!


Me: Logan your high as a kite!!! What were you smoking?

Sean: Yeah! Cause I want some.


Sean:-pokes his head out from the bathroom door- Uh, anyone seen my pants?

Me, Maddie, Zack & Jack look at Sean

Me: Didnt you have pants in there when you had your shower?

Sean: Yeah but there gone.

-Jessie walks in with Seans pants on-

Sean: Bro! Whataya doing with my pants!?

Jessie: I went skinny dipping with Saphy and she stole my pants. So I ran back here and got yours.

Sean: ... Why didnt you just grab your own instead of sneaking mine while I was having a shower!?

Jessie: -grins- Just copping a sneak peak.

Sean: o_o You gay son of a bitch, Jessie. You gaaaay son of a byach.


Zack: Damnit, Jack! You shot me!

Jack: Nah! Were on the same team!

Zack: I fucking know that! But you shot me!

Jack: Bitch I told you I didnt shoot your pastey white ass!

Zack: Dont talk about my bitch like that!!

Me: o_0???*wtf? lol!!*


Me: Maddie!? What the fuck, how'd you get up there!? -sees Maddie at the top of a giant tree-

Maddie: I. Dont. Know.

Me: Can you get down?

Maddie: -starts crying- I DONT KNOW HOW!!!

Me: Shit! Sean!! Maddies stuck up a tree!! -Sean runs out-

Sean: I always knew this would happen. Except it wasent a tree. -discusted face-

Me: Ew, you pervert. Shes stuck in a tree and your thinking about sex?

Sean: Ew! It wasent sex, I was thinking about a rooftop.

Me:-goes red- Whoopesy. XD

Me:-sits in a dark corner, tramitized-


Sean: Whats wrong with you?

Me: Three words. Kingdom. FUCKING. Hearts!!!!

Sean: Oh, you saw Jessies archive of disney pornos?

Jessie walks in: Whats wrong with her?

Sean: Disney...???

Jessie: I told you you shouldent go through my laptop


Yeah, right up there are just SOME of the retarted things myself and mates say and do. Oh and Jessie isent gay just incase your confused, hes very very straight. Hes just too... outgoing for his own good. Sean, Slogan(Logan), Maddie, Zack & Jack ILY guys tooooooooo0o0o0o0o0o0o000000000000ooooooooooo muchh!! XD I LOVE JESSIE, HE IS THE MAN WITH THE ABS AND KAYLEIGH WILL NEVER EVER SHOW HIM UP AT BLACK OP'S WHILE PLAYING ONLINE WITH ALL YOU XBOXER MATES.

Ahh, now thats off my chest. ^^ Love you beautiful person on the otherside of this screen reading this message. Yes, you sexy beast I LOVE YOU XD!! Now to write this on Facebook...

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Snowy Memories by shippudenfanatic reviews
Just a funny little drabble focusing on Zack's thoughts after Angeal's death. Funniness 100% guaranteed! :D
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Zack F., Angeal H.
Keiniku by ReprisedLightning reviews
Keiniku My title is Japanese for "Chicken" in case you were wondering. Ok this is my version of Kayleigh's Chicken. I will also be using FF characters but it will be only a little different. Enjoy and Thanks for the inspiration!
Crossover - Final Fantasy XIII & Final Fantasy Versus XIII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Complete
Kyoshi Explains It All With Yangchen! by vifetoile89 reviews
A short story in which Kyoshi and Yangchen, over tea, explain to up-and-coming Avatar Korra the importance of shipping, good background music, and the Transitive Property of Awesome. Fourth-wall cracking. One-shot, silly.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Complete
The Little Girl by x.yoursaturday reviews
Patty's parents fight all the time. One night, when it goes too far, she's comforted by two angelic boys. AU. Incomplete One-Shot.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Dante, Vergil - Complete
Dante VS The Fangirls by Lycans Are Gods Gift To Furrys reviews
LOL
Devil May Cry - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Complete
No More Fablous White Hair by Lycans Are Gods Gift To Furrys reviews
Another Original Dante-New Dante thing.
Devil May Cry - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Complete
Jackpot by theUndertakerx reviews
AU, Dante and Vergil get a little 'chiding' from their father, at school.
Devil May Cry - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Sparda - Complete
Final Fantasy vs Kingdom Hearts by secretgal reviews
For wannabe kairi. One girl vs the whole of the spawn of Disney and Square. This should be fun. For those who dislike Kingdom Hearts.
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Complete
Noctis the skirt chaser by qwerty91 reviews
Mega OOC madness. Noctis gets VERY drunk
Final Fantasy Versus XIII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2009
Pizza by Ferrari-Luva reviews
Baby twins, Pizza, teething, rated T for the 1 bad word. ENJOY!
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Complete
Jackpot! by Kairyuu-san reviews
[Oneshot] Back when Dante and Vergil were kids, they came up with a saying . . .
Devil May Cry - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Complete
The Talk by The Cheshire Smile reviews
Vergil was always the inquisitive one. Sparda struggles with the issue of informing Vergil of where he came from. Please R&R
Devil May Cry - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Complete
Shopping, The Devil's Hell by devilhunter123 reviews
What happens when Sparda gets caught to shop for his family?
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2005
Dante's Little Pony by Dante Hellsing reviews
A short fic about Dante and Vergil's childhood days. And of course, Dante's lil pony. Kawaii!
Devil May Cry - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2002
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When we fck with the Abridged
Five random flat mates get sucked into the YGO world via broken PS3. They break through the forth wall, and they have to find a way to get home before the world of anime is flooded into the real world. Catch is, its not the normal YGO... Its the ABRIDGED!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2011
DEAD FANTASY: In the Begining reviews
Start of DEAD FANTASY, Tifa's POV. I DONT OWN DF MONTY OUM DOES! Read and review please?
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Dead or Alive - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/25/2011
Zack Play's FEAR reviews
Zack Fair finds a cool new game called F.E.A.R popular horror game Excessive swearing. Funny. Read and review would be nice. :
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Zack F.
What happened to Her reviews
Thoughts from Vergil about Her. set before DMC3. VergilxOC Mentions Nero. o 0
Devil May Cry - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Vergil
Bowmchika Woaw Woaw! reviews
Vergil gets alittle friskey with his female friend. VergilxOC, just alittle silly, nothing too naughty : May become a series of one-shots. duno yet.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Vergil
Chicken reviews
Vanille, Stella, Zack, Yuj, Maqui, Noctis, Shon and Alimein play a game of Chicken. Stella gets turned on, Vanille is horney... Pretty much sums it up lol! Contains bad words! Dont read if under 15 lol! Reviews are always nicec ;
Crossover - Final Fantasy XIII & Final Fantasy Versus XIII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Complete
Shopping Dissorder reviews
Stella has a mental shopping dissorder. Short and simple. : Does have a few naughty words, nothing too bad though lol!
Final Fantasy Versus XIII - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/10/2010
Island In The Sun reviews
Lightning, Cloud, Vanille, Stella, Noctis, Shon and friends go to a special island on Pulse simply named the Isalnd in the Sun. Slight NxS. :
Crossover - Final Fantasy XIII & Final Fantasy Versus XIII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/10/2010