![]() Hello people of this written world, If you must know: I have brown hair and big blue eyes. I'm born 1995 (you do the math) and I'm 5'10 feet tall -.- (it sucks). I love to watch movies and read books (DUH!) and my favorite sport is Judo (basically 'cus I'm relatively violent) the most important thing about me: I.LOVE.FOOD O_O. and yeah...I think Stitch from the disney movie "lilo&Stitch" is the most genius and awesome dude in the universe. ...I'm a cookie loving weirdo O:O... Bye for now// Emma and a few quotes "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together" "I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. " "Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway" "Marine stands for MUSCLES AREREQUIRED INTELLIGENCE NOT ESSENTIAL" "Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from." "The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on" "Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!" "What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? "Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling." "The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory." "Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid." "There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. " "When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car." |
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