justcallmeEmma
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Joined 05-30-11, id: 2947627, Profile Updated: 12-26-13

Hello people of this written world,
As you may have figured out my name is Emma. I'm from a small town in Sweden so my english is not perfect (DEAL WITH IT!)

If you must know: I have brown hair and big blue eyes. I'm born 1995 (you do the math) and I'm 5'10 feet tall -.- (it sucks).

I love to watch movies and read books (DUH!) and my favorite sport is Judo (basically 'cus I'm relatively violent)

the most important thing about me: I.LOVE.FOOD O_O.
I love to cook food. I love to eat food. hell, I even love to think about food.

and yeah...I think Stitch from the disney movie "lilo&Stitch" is the most genius and awesome dude in the universe.

...I'm a cookie loving weirdo O:O...

Bye for now// Emma

and a few quotes

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together"

"I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. "

"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway"

"Marine stands for MUSCLES AREREQUIRED INTELLIGENCE NOT ESSENTIAL"

"Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from."

"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on"

"Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!"

"What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?
An offer you can't understand."

"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling."

"The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory."

"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid."

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. "

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."

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Pretty, Little Dolls Sitting All in a Row by staceleo reviews
It was a dark and stormy night. A mysterious lab with no power on Halloween. A figure terrorizing the doctors and patients. This can't end well. A Halloween present in a handful of chapters for my readers and fellow writer friends. Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,932 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Grand Slam by staceleo reviews
Bella and Edward are starting freshman year in college. What hijinks could they possibly get into when dealing with sororities, fraternities, amorous professors and a parrot named Annie Oakley? A Curve Ball sequel.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 33,445 - Reviews: 1980 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 8121 - Favs: 10,580 - Follows: 4,102 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Better Angels of Our Nature by Lissa Bryan reviews
Bella is a powerful telekinetic, escaped from a government research facility. With her is Edward, her guardian angel, sent to earth to protect her. Can they find safety? Can Bella love this extraordinary creature? OOC/AU, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 184,527 - Reviews: 3248 - Favs: 2,554 - Follows: 1,290 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Two L's: Love, and Lust by SweetandSpicy180 reviews
Jared/Kim Imprint- Kim has always been quirky and independent, just her and her three friends causing hell. Suddenly Jared disappers, when he comes back he won't stop staring at her with love and lust in his black eyes. Kim not a Dork/Stalker.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 130,355 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Kim, Jared - Complete
Abduction of the Sabine Women by Ella Alcott reviews
After negotiations of intermarriages fail between the city of Rome and the Sabine tribe. The Romans abduct their maidens in hopes of successful marriages to create a new generation of Romans and now Isabella has to marry her abductor
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,568 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Bella, Edward
Random Insanities of Harry Potter and Co by cubye4 reviews
Beware severe randomness ahead! If you are in a logical mood then skip right along because this story isn't for you. Pretty much anything can happen here, so be warned. Enter with caution!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,100 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010
Boy Meets Girl by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Complete. They met each other on a subway. She was still wearing the bracelet from the hospital. He still had track marks from the night before. My answer to a challenge. No character deaths or abuse. All human. Alice and Jasper
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,156 - Reviews: 953 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete