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Joined 08-21-08, id: 1673898, Profile Updated: 08-29-08

My name is Ivy and I am in my second decade of life in the one of the fifty states of the United States of America in North America on the Planet Earth, in our Solar System, in the Milky Way Galaxy, in the... blah blah blah


I enjoy: wasting my time on Neopets (visit me at ), asking/giving craptastic questions/answers on Yahoo Answers, annoying my friends, eating junk food, sweets, and other mostly unhealthy foods, irritating my brother and parents, drawing, doing arts and crafts such as making birthday cards, getting As on everything in school (and silently laughing at everyone else's lower scores... I am kidding! XD), repeatedly recharging my iPod so I can make myself deaf, wondering what my purpose in life is, and... blah blah blah

And of course, I love to read books!! Why else would I have an account on fanfiction?

"Some" of my FAVORITE/interesting authors include (in a completely random order): J.K. ROWLING, STEPHENIE MEYER, Eoin Colfer, LAURIE HALSE ANDERSON, CHRISTOPHER PAOLINI, DAN BROWN, John Green, PHILIP PULLMAN, Rick Riordan, JONATHON STROUD, and... blah blah blah

"Some" of my FAVORITE/interesting books/series include (in a totally random order): HACKING HARVARD, SO YESTERDAY, THE CURIOUS INCIDENT OF THE DOG IN THE NIGHT-TIME, MY SISTER'S KEEPER, THE HOUSE OF SCORPION, THE THIEF LORD, AND THEN THERE WERE NONE and THE WESTING GAME, and blah blah blah

"Some" things that really really annoy me are: the fact that in order to stay skinny and healthy, you have to exercise (I am quite lazy); whenever I eat oily foods (or anything besides vegetables and fruits for that matter), little pink dots pop up on random parts of my face making me very very sad...; that teachers take off points for the littlest mistakes possible; life makes no sense; everything is so damn expensive!; there are only 24 hours in a day; I can't memorize the first 99 digits of pi; making it easier to earn neopoints on Neopets makes the inflation go up even more; and... blah blah blah


Anyway, I want to become an successful editor (my current dream job) when I grow up because (as mentioned above) I absolutely love to read books. But I really suck at coming up with original stories, which is why I am not going to become a writer. They always come out wrong for some reason.

If you would like me to edit one of your stories, please send it to me, and I will take a look at it and see what I can do. I will try to respond as soon as possible!


Hey Shala! Are you looking for your nerkmid? Cause it's not here! :)
Why don't you use this hint to see if you can get any closer to finding your nerkmid:

Ivy really liked The Count of Monte Cristo but not many people seem to like writing fanfiction for it...

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MALiGNANCE by Allie Capphar reviews
Seth Clearwater imprinting story. Because Seth needs some love. Even imprints need to deal with MALiGNANCE. Rated T to be safe. Seth/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 81,216 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Seth
The Private Wound by JuliennePotato reviews
A fairy tale like no other - one of flying. Fighting. Friendship. Hate. Jealousy. Revenge. Fairies of all natures and descriptions. Technology. Bravery. Cowardly actions. Strongest men. Lies. Truths. Chases. Escapes. Flatulent dwarves. And bad puns.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,496 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S.
The Wings of Wrath by AvengingMyInnocence reviews
The World’s Longest FanFic EVER. Has literally been called an ‘Epic’. SUMMARIES inside…
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 111 - Words: 260,120 - Reviews: 1756 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 3/28/2008
Life Afterwards by The Head Reviewer reviews
This story is about Duke and Viola in college and when they are older. I'm bad at summaries so the story is better than it sounds. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW. CONTINUING.
She's the Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 113,738 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Complete
Maximum Ride: Too Good to be True by A.S Lee reviews
The Flock’s life is finally normal or the closest to normal possible for them. Everything is going smoothly, right? What will happen when it all fails? And if this time the world can't be saved? after MR 3 Join in the Ride is just starting-as of 9/8/08
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 57,882 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 11/22/2007
The First Time in a Century by TheFoolontheHill301 reviews
Jasper Hale and Alice Cullen. The story of Jasper and Alice's travels to the Cullen house. It begins when they meet and will eventually get to current day - after Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,001 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Jasper, Alice
Gregory House: The Early Years by Christina B reviews
Ever wonder about House's early life that has been shrouded in such mystery? Well this story covers it all ranging from his birth, to his college days, and the infamous infarction. It also will cover House's relationship with his parents. ON HIATUS!
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,407 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - G. House - Complete
Climate Change by BabelFish42 reviews
Jasper describes himself as “undeniably a nightmare, a monster of the grisliest kind.” How did he end up with Alice and the rest of the Cullens? What was he like before he met them?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,902 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Ella's Secret by salion220 reviews
Short two or three shot fic about Ella secret crush and Iggy, the boy she's crushing on. plz R&R. Rated T, just because...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Complete
MR : Bloodlust by heaven-angel-15 reviews
/FAXNESS/ Fang develops an irresistable attraction to Max one night to the point where he could be dangerous. What happens if Max suddenly gets it too?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,521 - Reviews: 1122 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Max, Fang - Complete