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Finished Stories: The Haunting of Elmore Junior High -Amazing World of Gumball Homunculus School -Fullmetal Alchemist Converted Silence -Fullmetal Alchemist Matryoshka - Portal Hide and Seek of Isolation - Fullmetal Alchemist Upcoming Stories: Loves me, Loves me Not- (Ib and Fullmetal Alchemist) Rating: T Summary: After going to an art gallery to look for Edward Elric, Pride and Envy are thrown into the Fabricated World and Mary takes a liking to Pride. Forever Eternal - (A Witch's Tale) Rating: T for safety Summary: After a strange power outage, Priscilla Kurtz now has to live with a madman in a top hat, a cocky boy with rabbit ears and a sleeping dormouse. A School with Princesses? Get Real! - (A Witch's Tale) Rating: T Summary: When Jennifer is transferred to another school, she gets a new group of friends, and some enemies. Fullmetal High - (Fullmetal Alchemist) Rating: T Summary:I just wanted to go to a normal high school, but this school is nothing normal. Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE "If you're going 2. My mother taught me RELIGION "You better pray that will come out of 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL "If you don't straighten up, 4. My mother taught me LOGIC " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC "If you fall out of that swing and 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT "Make sure you wear clean underwear, 7. My mother taught me IRONY "Keep crying, and I'll give you something 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS "Shut your mouth 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM "Will you look at that dirt 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER "This room of yours looks as if 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY "If I told you once, I've told 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE "I brought you into this 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION "Stop acting like 15. My mother taught me about ENVY " There are millions of less 16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION "Just wait until we get 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING "You are going to get it when 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE "If you don't stop crossing 19. My mother taught me ESP "Put your sweater on; don't you think I 20. My mother taught me HUMOR "When that lawn mower cuts off your 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT "If you don't eat your 22. My mother taught me GENETICS "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS "Shut that door behind you. Do 24. My mother taught me WISDOM "When you get to be my age, you'll 25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." Friends: Bring you a tissue to dry your tears. Best Friends: Have a shovel ready to bury the asshole who did this to you. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!" This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, paste this in your profile: Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school, In Loving Memory of The Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost* Please if you would, Now you have 2 choices, If you aren't ashamed to do this, if you love God and you're not ashamed of him, repost this and see what he does for you tonight... If you ever want to ride on a warpstar, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile If you can't live a day without drawing/writing, copy and paste this into your profile If you wish you lived in the pokemon world, copy and paste this into your profile If when you start copying and pasting things into your profile you can't stop, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever cried when your favorite character died/almost died, copy and paste this into your profile. Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. No one's perfect. If you know and like that your not perfect. Copy this to your profile If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done. Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve for another million years. They're afraid the movie will give kids a mistaken impression. What about the fact that the dinosaurs are singing and dancing? If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat. If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already! If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile. If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile. Surely you can't be serious!? I am serious... and don't call me Shirely. If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. I don't obsess! I think intensely. "An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed." If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation. There is no "I" in team but thre is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon. Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. Why do all superheroes wear spandex? If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money? You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away. Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think I'm trippin'? Tie my shoe. Can't stand me? Then sit down. Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat? Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside? If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it? You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit? Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down? If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you. Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. When in doubt, push random buttons! Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter. You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft! There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train. There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work. They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies. Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots. I'm not as dumb as you look. Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs. Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to. Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. If the teacher dismisses us and not the bell, why is there a bell in the first place? If you've ever asked this question, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: StarWarriorGirl14, KasaneMikufan865 Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought him back, but stupidity killed him again. Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss. 'Define normal.' Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?" I don't get even, I get odder. If being an idiot hurt, then you would be in constant pain. In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place. Light travels faster than sound. That is why...some people seem bright until you hear them speak. A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy. I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!" REMEMBER WHEN .. Sometimes life is just too vulgar, you agree? Don't stand there, C/P in the profile! If you've ever had a dream about something you've never seen, seen it the very next day, and thought you were going crazy, copy this into your profile If you sometimes have a memory span shorter than goldfish's copy and paste this in you...uh what was I saying? -- Please Things to do when you're in Walmart! 1.) Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2.) Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. 3.) Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone," 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 4.) Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5.) Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6.) Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7.) When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 8.) Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9.) While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 10.) Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11.) In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look." 12.) Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 13.) When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream,"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 14.) Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" 15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!" 16. when you see stuff in those cage-things, Yell "NOOO!! YOU'VE KILLED IT!" 17. Touch an electrical coard and pretend that you are getting shocked. 18. Hide in the giant snowman blowup and when people walk by say, " I am the abominable snowman! Fear me! I will eat you!" ...S... Put this How to Tell if You're a Writer -If you talk to yourself. Silence is golden, duct tape is silver -_- If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile. If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile. If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile. "I'm not easily distracted I-Hey, is that guy sparkling!" "Psh, screw the Dark Side. So what if they have cookies? Come to the Light Side, we have Sir Meta knight!!" M ME MET META META- META-K META-KN META-KNI META-KNIG META-KNIGH META-KNIGHT! Copy and paste this into your profile if you are a proud Meta-Knight Fangirl then add your name to the list: PlushiePlush, Metaknight4ever, ThePersonofAwesomeness, StarWarriorGirl14, KasaneMikufan865 SMILEYS RULE:):)copy and paste this in your profile if you agree. :):):):):):)! I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it 99.5 percent of all teens would cry if the Jonas brothers were on a 20 story building about to jump. The other 0.5 percent would bring a chair and popcorn. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're one of the 0.5. If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile. If you love Meta Knight to death, copy and paste this into your profile If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well I think guns help. I mean if you stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill too many people. If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile. If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile... That would be so cool! Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs. If you respect and honor the dragons, copy this. If you zone out during the day imagining that same dream continuing on then copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever had the urge to hug a video game character, copy and paste this into your profile Some people believe some of these things, but I think its ridiculous. Copy and paste if you dislike stereotypes! If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile. If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then copy this into your profile. If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE If you've ever wondered just who the heck is 'they' that always says this stuff, copy and paste this into your profile "Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the heck is drinking my dang soda" If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile. If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy an paste this in your profile. If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite gender can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that dumb Trix Rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. If one part of you is calm and the other part like to stand on your head and sing theme songs, copy and paste this to your profile. "I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentence describes you, copy and paste on your profile. If you are anti-social sometimes copy and paste this into your profile. If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile If you HATE it when objects are smarter than you, copy and paste this into your profile If you love i-Carly with all your heart, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, and were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list, Sapphirepaw (Its fun), Littlewhisker ((haha, I get so much done that way!)), Commander Gecko S. (((Okay, so I was listening to T.V, but I was also surfing the web, too. It /is/ fun. :) ))) Snowfeather ((((I've also done it while eating cereal in the morning...It was awesome!!)))) Squirrelflightlover (so many stuff at one time... I got all mixed up after doing this, but it was fun!) Metaknight4ever (((I was actually, talking to a pal while watching Kirby on the computer, and at the same time was writing a fanfic about kirby...weird))) ThePersonofAwesomeness (((Actually, I was chatting with a friend about a story we were writing))), StarWarriorGirl14 (I've done it so many times that I really don't want to count...), KasaneMikufan865 (I blame the monkey!) What I wish I’ve known sooner: Copy and paste this to your profile and add something to the list! · Living might mean taking chances, but they're worth taking. · Don't show off driving, if you want to race go to Indianapolis. · Excuses never please anyone but the person giving them. · Those who stand for nothing fall for anything. · There are no shortcuts to any place worth going. · Don't let what others think decide who you are. · Stand up for what is right, even if you are standing alone · You can know someone better in a moment of honesty than you ever can in a lifetime of lies. · Don't let your life wait for other people. · Dropping a cellular phone in a bathtub full of water kinda will kill the phone. · Your mother will find out if you dye your hair purple. · Don't ever fall in love with someone more than 1,000 miles away, it usually doesn't work. (coughcoughmistcoughcough) · If it hurts, DON'T DO IT AGAIN!! · If you fall on your friends rollerblades and end up with a huge scar on your leg from falling, don't use the same friends rollerblades again when you have brand new pants on! · What does not kill you will ultimately make you stronger. · Speaking in public gets easier with practice. · Don't do cheers off a diving board. · Ten years from now (or sometimes even next year) what we freak out about or are embarrassed by won't matter. · Zits always pop up when you really can't afford for them to pop up. · When in doubt, duck. When certain don't bother, cuz you're already screwed. · If your teacher tells you to quit talking after a test or he'll give you a zero for the test grade, he means it. Really. · Sometimes smart people can do very, very stupid things. · Nothing is ever too good to be true. · Instead of waiting for life to get better, do something about it. · You REALLY should do what needs to be done NOW, and not later. Procrastination is the easiest way, but not the most profitable. · If your intuition is telling you not to do something, then don't. Your intuition is not stupid!! · If he doesn't respect you, he's not worth any of your time. · Sticking things up your nose isn't the smartest idea in the world! · You can't light fireworks in the basement and not get caught. · Hair is flammable. VERY flammable. · Never ever trust your friend with a scissors against your hair. · White cats/dogs don't mix with black clothes. · Someday you will look back on this and it will all seem funny. · You never know when you're making a memory. · If you can laugh at yourself, you are going to be fine. · If you allow others to laugh with you, you'll be GREAT! · Kissing is the most fun thing. Dancing is almost as fun. · Chose your friends carefully, you are what they are. · There are two kinds of people in this world...those that play hopscotch and sing in the shower, and those that lie alone at night with tears in their eyes. Everyone has a choice as to which we want to be...and everyone is a little of both. · Milk crates make boring pets. · Never pierce your belly button in the dark...or with a safety pin. · Never, ever, EVER let someone of the opposite make you compromise your standards. Never. · Truly anything is possible when you follow your heart. The sky is no longer the limit. · God doesn't make junk. · Mistakes...we all make them. Sometimes if we're lucky, an eraser will do the trick, we can rub it across the page, wipe away the dust, and all that's left of our careless mess is a hardly noticeable smudge. But some mistakes can't be erased, no matter how old or young we are. · When you're 14 and don't even have your temps don't try driving...especially when all your friends are around watching. · Dance like no one is watching. · Write like no one is gonna read your words. · BE YOURSELF. It's hard to be someone else anyway. · Don't say something you wouldn't want your parents, God, or your crush to hear. · Even before you say sorry (volunteer or otherwise), think about how you would feel in their shoes. THEN you can properly say sorry · Never jump over a hurdle without experience or supervision, It hurts! - Mist Lionshade · It takes someone great to give me a real smile on my face. It takes someone even greater to make you cry. -Littlewhisker - Heads up really means heads down...trust me i have experience Snowfeather -A good friend will bail you out of jail and tell you what you did wrong. A true friend will be sitting beside you the whole time saying, "Dang! That was fun."-Lionpaw16 -Never try to throw a sword and catch it, or use the chain on a mace as a lasso. I know, I'm still waiting for the whiskers to grow back and the cuts to heal. -Metaknight4ever the Kitsune fox - Never try to write five stories at the same time, it makes life very complicated. -ThePersonofAwesomeness -Never push away the people wanting to be close to you, because one day they'll be gone and you'll have nothing left but regret towards them (I know what I'm talking about) StarWarriorGirl14 -Never wish for something bad to NOT happen, Fate doesn't like you and WILL make sure that it happens. -KasaneMikufan865 If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’ On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( Is that even possible?). On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (Is there another way to use it?) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (oh well, too late.) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." ( No shit.) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (I wonder if anyone's tried that.) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (... Can 5 year olds even drive?) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Well jeez. I wonder why I bought this!!) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (Excuse me for wanting to use my lights on PLUTO!) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I don't even want to know.) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (OMG I already knew that!) Lemon-Lime Gatorade-Instant Mix: "Directions: ADD cold water" (OMG the cold water had Attention Deficit Disorder? O NOEZ!!!) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."(No shit, Sherlock.) For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts (It's actually called a kilt) I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT ONLINE, so I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bitch. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist. I CURSE so I MUST be a fucking sailor. IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? Opening Credits: Mary's Theme by the guy who made the game IB Waking Up: The Game of Life by Miku Hatsune First Day At School: Nightmare House 2 Boss Battle by Koolfox Falling In Love: A Witch's Tale OST- Cookie Waltz I dunno who made this Fight Song: Strobe Light by Miku Hatsune Breaking Up: Gocha Gocha Uruse (off vocal version) by Neru Akita Prom night: Jump by Two Steps from Hell Life: Double Lariat by Luka Megurine Mental Breakdown: Tsumanne by Neru Akita Driving: Perfect by Pink Flashback: Harry Potter Theme I dunno who made this one either Getting back together: I like you, I love you by Rin Kagamine Wedding: Abstract Nonsense by Rin Kagamine Birth of Child: The Melancholy of Detective Haku Yowane by Haku Yowane Final Battle:Ferric Coat (a .flow song) by PengoSolvent Funeral Song: Fluticasone by Luka Megurine Final Credits: Tower of Sunz by Miku Hatsune All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! 'I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give KMF865 lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the girl who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get some engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down! UPDATE SCHEDULE Force of Will- Ib- Every Wednesday Oxidation Syndrome- .flow-Every Friday The Cycle of Dreamers - Fullmetal Alchemist and Black Rock Shooter- Random To the Edge of the Dream - A Witch's Tale - The last Friday of every month Rebirth - Pokemon - Every Other Thursday Enigmatic Soul -Fullmetal Alchemist - Every Sunday Trouble - A Witch'sTale - Random |
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