Lady Paprika
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Joined 05-30-11, id: 2948977, Profile Updated: 03-07-19
Author has written 15 stories for Super Smash Brothers, Legend of Zelda, and Royals.

Status: On indefinite hiatus.

About Lady Paprika

Unremarkable. Selfish in the worst ways. Obnoxious whenever it strikes my fancy, willfully subdued at other times. Deleter of information, a bit of a quiet romantic, a semi-charming individual with a stuttering problem that calls attention to it, and is honestly underwhelming after all is said and done and you walk away scratching your head. Likes to bend laws at will just to see how far they'll go, whether they'll snap or not. Sometimes they snap. Eventually.


Status of My Ongoing Stories:

Whodunit? - I'm never finishing this. Sorry, I just no longer care to. I recently reread it, laughed at how different I've become since then, before realizing I do not recall how I thought this would end.

The Life and Times of the Super Smash Sisterhood - Hiatus. I'm ashamed of some parts I've written on here, and hope to edit it, but enjoy the characterizations on here enough to keep it standing.

smoke and mirrors - Hiatus. I actually sort of still... like this kind of writing? I don't hate it. I don't want it to die yet, but I've deleted my outline and how this ends, so... I need to remember or think of a fitting middle and end.


Contest Placings

(In order of when I entered or was nominated)

A Day in the Life of Peach (Now rewritten as The Life and Times of the Super Smash Sisterhood) - For Koopalingfan's Contest. Did not place.

The Bounty - For SuperSmashGirlBB's Bittersweet Contest. My first in first place, baby!

How Wolf O' Donnell of Star Wolf Saved Christmas - for MoD and Tune's Fireside Tales Contest. Second Place.

Green Gloves - For SSG3's as well as DaZeLinker's Songfic Contest. First place in DaZeLinker's Songfic, and did not place in SSG3's contest.

Vengeance and Retribution - For PitFTW and The Element Commander's Novelty contest. Second place.

rebirth - For Lyokolife6's Horror contest. Did not place.

I was nominated for my story asleep for The Review Lounge, Too's 2014 Reviewers Choice Award in the category Most Original Concept. To date, this is perhaps my most accomplished award, and I still feel that strange combination of astonished and flabbergasted for sharing first place.

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Interested on joining any contests in the Smash Brothers section but are unclear if any are available? A Little Too Contesty has archived most of the recent contests, as well as current ongoing ones. This isn't just for interested participants however - If you're interested in hosting a contest, this is a great place to advertise yours!

Cool Awful People because everybody and their moms has one of these lists

You know who you are.

I go by a lot of usernames, and it is a little dishonest to only put the names of people I've gotten acquainted with on here.

I had names on here but the list was incomplete. But just know that if I've ever struck up a friendship with you and talked to you before (we no longer keep in contact as frequently, or if we still do, we are changed), know that I thought you were good, kind, gentle with me. Know that I thought you were special, and that you mattered and at some point our conversations have inspired me. I should say you have inspired me.

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Blind Eye by maevestrom reviews
Being human is never as simple as you think. AU. For LadyPaprika
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,061 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/20/2016 - Wolf, Samus A. - Complete
Give Them a Show by maevestrom reviews
Bowser prepares for his latest final fight. Things are always in his control, as much as they can be. He's got a lot to fight for, but the fight is simpler than you think. AU. Humanoid. Rated T for pervasive language and mild sex/violence references.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,216 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/18/2015 - Bowser, Hammer Bro., Wendy O. Koopa, Kamek - Complete
Everybody's Brawl by CEObrainz reviews
This is the story of all the smashers, how they got invited to Smash Bros and why. This is a collaboration of many writers and their different styles.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 107,800 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/11/2015 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Complete
Less Than Five Percent by SSBB.Swords reviews
How likely is it that one finds his significant other without any help? An ordinary depiction of an extraordinary phenomenon. [One-shot, Modern AU] –Yaoi, Slash: Ike/Marth-
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2013 - [Ike, Marth] - Complete
Eden by Hope Estheim reviews
N has defeated White. His dreams were more powerful and now rules Unova. But he didn't plan on letting White go. No, he was much too interested for her to be free.. NxWhite, possible side pairings/one-sided. Possible lemons. Language.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 165,072 - Reviews: 2151 - Favs: 1,962 - Follows: 1,280 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Hilda/Touko, N H./Natural H. G. - Complete
Karma by Tune4Toons reviews
Gift!fic for Lady Paprika. — It all started when he realised Robin's a woman.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/29/2013 - [Chrom, Avatar/Robin] - Complete
orthodox by Tune4Toons reviews
Normal is nothing short of a cracked delusion. — Falox — For DaZeLinker's Song!fic-Fest Contest and SSG3's Singing Smashers Contest.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,346 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2013 - [Fox M., Falco L.] - Complete
Checkmate by kyouko reviews
Red and white. Scarlet and ivory chess pieces. Blood and bone. Down Falls The King. —implied link/zelda and onesided ganondorf/zelda. ocarina of time; canon divergence. lots of it. oneshot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,401 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Zelda, Ganondorf - Complete
gone by Tune4Toons reviews
Come play with me.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Popo, Young Link - Complete
Drawing Light by maevestrom reviews
I finally had him. It was that simple.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2012 - [Mario, Samus A.] - Complete
Disappointed by MouseMaster42 reviews
Exploring Marth's character a little. Told in 3rd person limited from his POV. I apologize to everyone waiting on my other story. Rest assured that I'm not dead.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Marth - Complete
Let Immortality Begin Again by McJunker reviews
An immortal man is thrown into the Pacific Ocean to drown for eternity. One-shot short story.
American Gods - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Complete
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The Bodyguard reviews
Jasper hates everything about Eleanor and resolves to effectively break her. [His point of view when he decides to blackmail her. T for some sexual references.]
Royals - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/8/2016 - Complete
smoke and mirrors reviews
1920's AU. When one of Marth's showgirls is brutally murdered, it's up to Zelda, a private investigator, to figure out the who and why behind the incident. This may be her most challenging case yet when her haunting past with Marth comes up and it's all she can do to maintain her wits. But nobody said it would be easy. After all, a magician never reveals his secrets.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,064 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 7/21/2013 - [Zelda/Sheik, Link] Nana, Marth
Cafe de la Smash reviews
[AU] Cafe of Smash is quite the strange cafe. There are no menus, and customers are served drinks or food based on their server's impression of them. And on a rare white Christmas Eve, it would seem that this place is a cesspool for its inhabitants to pursue different ideas of love. For Toon Link, he must learn the art of being selfish. [ For Smash King24's Christmas Contest 2014 ]
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,333 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Jigglypuff, Link, Zelda/Sheik, Toon Link - Complete
swallowed reviews
[AU] I can tell you all the facts about me, about the way I killed that boy; The truth is a little trickier.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2014 - [Link, Zelda] Ganondorf - Complete
The Life and Times of the Super Smash Sisterhood reviews
A series of one-shots that may overlap that mostly center around Zelda, Peach and Samus and the silly scenarios and challenges they face in a male-dominated organization. Warning: Contains fluff, romance, humor, one clueless!Zelda, one obnoxious!Peach, and one irritable!Samus. Latest: Can Peach put aside her irrational hatred of Fire Emblem if she wants more girls in Smash?.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,999 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Zelda/Sheik, Peach, Samus A., Lucina
Lady Paprika's Out of Character Contest reviews
RESULTS ARE OUT ON CHAPTER THREE - If you'd like to read the actual rules, skip all the way to the bottom. If you want to view an example, please read the one-shot which is sort of an example of what I'm trying to get at! One-shot: The octopus is always known for his ruthlessness and greed. But there was one day where, he quite suddenly was not.-
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,114 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Wario, Zelda/Sheik
rebirth reviews
Choose your friends wisely. For lyokolife6's Horror Story Contest.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,523 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Nana, Popo, Mr. Game and Watch, Barbara - Complete
Vengeance and Retribution reviews
This isn't only the story of one of the bloodiest revolutions. It's about love. Or maybe these two things are irrevocably entwined. Maybe the first cannot exist without the latter in an age of tremulous wisdom and sheer foolishness... Pairings: Marth x Peach x Ike, Samus x Captain Falcon. Based on the novel, "A Tale of Two Cities," by Charles Dickens. For EC's and PitFTW's contest.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,335 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Ike, Marth, Samus A., Dr. Mario - Complete
Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation reviews
The story of a man who, quite simply, didn't want to be God. He just wanted to be human. Too bad that's one thing a doctor will never get in his world. Part of CEObrainz's, "Everybody's Brawl." Re uploaded for no good reason. Personal gain, maybe? Rated for heavy themes.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,999 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Peach, Dr. Mario, Master Hand, Rosalina - Complete
Whodunit? reviews
In a desperate bid to save Smash Bros from going broke, Master Hand invites Smash fans to live at the Mansion for a year! How cool is that? Only it's not, because once they appear, murders begin to occur and everyone is a suspect. OC SUBMISSIONS CLOSED.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,190 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 12/8/2011
Green Gloves reviews
There's nothing more painful and beautiful than reveling in the anguish of a lost one. Let us mourn together and let us weep for those who have the courage to stay alive and press on. For SSG3's Singing Smashers Contest as well as DaZeLinker's. The T is for swear words. A heavy dose of angst. That's it, really.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,047 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Luigi, Peach - Complete
asleep reviews
Wake up before it's too late, Firefly. It will swallow and consume you. AU. M for dark themes.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,669 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Nana - Complete
How Wolf O'Donnell of Star Wolf Saved Christmas reviews
Honestly, aren't you sick of all the stories with Marth and Ike? It's time you listened to a REAL story. A tale of heroic feats, of loyalty, of secrets, of self-discovery. And it all revolves around me, Wolf O'Donnell! Warning: Contains narcissism, Multiple Personality Disorder, drug abuse, Twinkies and rabid shoppers. Rated for Language. For MoD and Tune's Fireside Tales Contest.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,104 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Wolf - Complete
The Bounty reviews
I watch them for a moment, regret withering my smile away. I'm strong, but once in awhile when I witness this sort of thing I'm allowed to lean back a little into the darkness. Because I once thought I knew a love like that for a very short time; pure, naive, free. But for me, love is never pure and free. It's something else entirely. For SuperSmashGirlBB's Bittersweet Contest.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,548 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Captain Falcon, Samus A., Samurai Goroh - Complete
The Hardest Part reviews
One Shot. It's been awhile since Zelda last saw Link, but time doesn't stop the way she feels about him. After all, getting used to a break up isn't easy. Rated T for language!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Zelda/Sheik, Link - Complete
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