![]() Author has written 3 stories for X-overs, and Twilight. My Mom taught me the circle of life, I brought you into this world. I can take you out. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5RgFAV8dIM JACKSON RATHBONE IS TICKLISH!!!! TEAM JASPER!!! :DDD Go to,...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bofAeuZ-vjo (skip to 1:31) SWEAR TO GOD! She tickles him and he laughes!! eeekkk i wanna fuck him SOOOOOOOOOOOO bad. RIGHT. NOW. If you HATE child abusing like me copy and paste this to your profile. My name Kelly I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Kelly I am only three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! ╔══╦══╦══╗ I have been diagnosed "Come to the dark side, we have Edward Cullen!" 1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine. 2. The future is not set in stone. 3. Men are crabby when they're hungry. 4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear. 5. True love knows no boundaries. 6. Some people are just danger magnets. 7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love. 8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle! 9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them. 10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes. 11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day. 12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain. 13. Family is about more than just blood. 14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing. 15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising. 16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings. 17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity. 18. There are exceptions to every rule. 19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid. 20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy. 21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's. 22. Cold hands = Warm heart. 23. Not breathing is uncomfortable. 24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair. 25. Romeo was an idiot. 26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day. 27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone. 28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with. 29. Space heaters can be very annoying. 30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise Check this out... I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916 The Holy Words Of Twilight Our Edward, I've been diagnosed with OCD (Obbsessive Cullen Disorder), OJD (Obsessive Jasper Disorder), OVD (Obbsessive Vampire Disorder), and OMCD (Obsessive Mythical Creatures Disorder). twilight - teaches us that when we fall in love with vampires, we're in some pretty deep shit. You think your life sucks? Well, I'm in love with a 165 year old, non-existent vampire named JASPER HALE screw being a princess...i wanna be a vampire "Join the Vampires; we have Jasper Whitlock Cullen Hale." Crap, that's a lot of last names. Emmett's the Strongest, I'll stαч up tιll TШILIGHT NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that vampires are all like Dracula NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profile Ashley Greene and Jackson Rathbone (Alice and Jasper) when asked if they could beat wizards: 10 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen: 10. Tell him only to address you in a cute English accent. 9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent. 8. Ask if blondes really do have more fun. 7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER. 6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France. 5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”. 4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? Love thy enemy to death? 3. Leap out from behind the desk in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water. 2.Call him McSteamy or McDreamy. And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen? 1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!” 10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale: 10. Beg him not to eat you. 9. Inform him that he seems to be the “depressed” Cullen. 8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry. 7. Spell his name with two “a”’s (Jaspar) and call him JasparCullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must havegone to his brain. 6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away. 5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming you have come to suck his blood. 4. Send out waves of lust and see how he reacts. 3. When he gets too close make your fingers into the sign of the cross and cry, “The power of Christ compels you!”. 2. Splatter red paint all over his and Alice’s room and videotape his reaction. And the Number One way to annoy Jasper Hale? 1. Whenever he says anything, snap to attention, shout “Sir, yes sir!” and salute, army style. 10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen: 10. Sing “Discovery Channel” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near. 9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride. 8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically pedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it. 7. Ask how Tanya is. 6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.” 5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face. 4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?” 3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga. 2. Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg himnot to go, not again. And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen? 1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” by Madonna Emmett's the Strongest, Ten reasons to be team Jasper: 1. He's sensitive to your feelings, literally. 2. He doesn't take his brothers to strip clubs. 3. He fought in the civil war. 4. He didn't kill Bella. 5. He sparkles. 6. He never left anyone. 7. He showed everyone how to fight. 8. Blonds have more fun. 9. He has an amazing ability to put up with Rosalie. 10. He's just that cool. TEAM JASPER ALWAYS AND FOREVER YOUR REAL NAME: Katie LaBelle 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Katizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Orange Husky 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name and current street name): Marie Richfield (had to use my city cuz i live on a numbered street) 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): White Water 7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): ABMARKE 8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Marie 9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Ruby Twilight Survey Bella or Alice bella Emmett or Jasper Jasper Edward or Jacob Edward New Moon or Eclipse Eclipse Twilight or Breaking Dawn both but a little more twilight Esme or Emily Esme Carlisle or Charlie Carlisle Rosalie or Tanya Rosalie Rosalie or Alice Rosalie Mike or Edward Edward Tyler or Eric Eric Eric or Mike Mike Team Jacob or Team Edward Team Edward Porsche or Volvo Porsche '55 Chevy or Volvo Volvo Werewolves or Vampires Vampires Movie or Book movie Bella and Edward or Bella and Jacob Bella and Edward Bella's Lullaby or Esme's Favorite Bellas Lullaby List Your Favorite 12 Twilight Characters 1-Jasper 2-Renesmee 3-Carlisle 4-Emmett 5-Bella 6-Rosalie 7-Alice 8-Edward 9-Bree 10-Riley 11-Demitri 12-Felix 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? rose and demitri no 2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? hes really buff. love kellan lutz more than emmett though.. ;) 3) What would happen if Three got Four pregnant? CARLISLE GETTING EMMETT PREGNANT?! oh damn. 4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? I think... 5) Would Two and Eleven make a good couple? renesmee and demitri? no 6) Five/Eight or Five/Ten? Bella and Edward (five/eight) 7) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic. Carlisle and Riley- ummm. the newborn fight? idk 8) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Alice and Felix- ummm...Betrayal? (felix betrays the voultri and joins cullens? alice comforts him??) 9) Does anyone on your friends list that reads the series think Three is hot? Carlisle- no they like Jacob :/ 10) What might 3 scream at a moment of great passion? Carlisle? (imma make it great angry passion) "Edward the blood!" 11) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Edward..."The Reason" by Hoobstank 12) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Jasper/Rosalie/Felix um...Felix is going to kill the Cullens? 13) What might be a good pick-up line for 1 to use on Two? Jasper to Renesmee- "One of the prettiest ladies in the whole world" idk best i could think of 14) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Bella? cant remember... Random Questions and stuff What colour are your nails painted? Look down, whats the first thing you see? What do you hear? Is there someone in the room with you? What is the book nearest to you titled? What channel are you watching/what show? Where are you right now? What were you doing before you logged onto FF? What time is it? |
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