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I am a girl because i walk into sliding glass doors,i am a girl because i push a door that clearly says pull,i am a girl because i have a crush on a guy, then cry the next day because he has a girl friend,i am a girl because you are one to, (not the boys!)


men do everything, MENopause MENstraturion MENstarturional cycle


If you cannot stand child abuse, please copy and paste this into your profile!

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!


I'm simply a twelve year old girl with a love for singing, dancing, reading, and especially, writing.

There's not much left 2 say but this:For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE so I MUST be a DITZ.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a BITCH.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to HELL.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to HELL.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big (ish) BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER(what there's such things?!-my dumbassed friend), so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-Aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR

.I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control

lI'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

.I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (I try)

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED...

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I wear BLACK nail polish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.

I CRY, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I'm a BURNETTE so I MUST think I'm better then redheads, blondes, and other dark haired people.

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm SHY so I must get ABUSED at home

I REALLY HATE STEREOTYPES!

We are all normal people, all of us are just different. Some people don't want to accept that their child is lesbian or gay, goth or punk, so they ruin their lives. No one is perfect, their is no such thing as perfect because everything has its flaws.


I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. (okay about six months... but he was a bastard)

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.


Clever comeback: Someone calls you a bitch. Than you say, "Well a bitch is a dog. dogs bark. bark grows on trees. trees are a part of nature. and nature is beautiful. I know I am beautiful.Thanks for the compliment!


25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


Matt and Mello are NOT DEAD

A report by a fellow DN fan.

After researching the rules of the Death Note once again, I stumbled upon one that could help prove the fact that Matt and Mello did not die on their canon death day. The rule is:'If writing the same name on more than two Death Notes is completed within 0.06 seconds, it is regarded as simultaneous; the Death Note will not take effect and the individual written will not die,as found in How to Use: XV.

This is the theory that I formulated:

As Mello's death approaches, Sidoh is watching from the sidelines. He sees the date above Mello's head and realizes that the blond has very little time left. So, as he watches Mello drive the truck to Nagano, Sidoh travels to the human world, takes out his Notebook, and writes Mello's real name down. Sidoh is doing this because since Mello has at one point owned his Death Note, Mello can be considered as an owner of the Death Note. Since another rule states that the only god of death that can kill the owner of the Notebook is the one who gave their Notebook up in the first place, Sidoh thinks that it's his responsibility to end Mello's life(as Ryuk does to Light later on in the book).At the same time Sidoh is just finishing writing 'Mihael Keehl,' Takada is also hurrying to write Mello's name in the scrap of the Notebook. The two finish writing the 'l' at exactly the same time, causing the first mentioned rule to take place.Meanwhile, Mello is fully expecting to be killed by Takada. He becomes confused when it takes longer than it should, then realizes that something must have gone wrong. Excited that he may continue to live, Mello fakes his death, purposely crashing the truck into Nagano. Knowing Light would want to erase any evidence, Mello quickly escapes and manages to get away while the church burns in the distance.He finds a way to get back to where he the kidnapping had first taken place, following the route that Matt was supposed to take. When he reaches the clearing where Matt's car is at, riddled with bullet holes, he rushes to the redhead. A quick check at the redhead's pulse assures him that Matt is still alive, merely acting as if he had been shot down, whereas he'd actually been wearing a bullet proof vest. The blood stains are from his arms, which were unprotected by the vest and hit by three bullets, since most of the bodyguards had been aiming for his chest. The blood soaks nearly his entire outer vest, making it appear as if he'd been shot in the chest.Mello picks Matt up and rushes to the nearest hospital where the hacker can be fixed up.In the safe confines of a new apartment somewhere secluded, the two, both alive, watch as Kira is finally put to an end by Near.

Copy and paste this report to your profile if you KNOW that Matt and Mello are not dead, but living together, finally able to love each other properly without the worry of dying. Well, then again, there's Matt's cigarettes, but...he quit! SO YEAH


The music quiz!

Instructions:

1. Turn on your i-pod, MP3 etc. and put the music on shuffle.

2. Answer each question with the title of the next song on the playlist.

Got that?

1.) How are you feeling today?Hummingbird Heartbeat: Katy Perry (not true but ok...)

2.) Where will you get married?I Gotta Feeling: Black Eyed Peas

3.) What is your best friend's theme song?Last Friday Night: Katy Perry (Lol so true...)

4.) What is/was highschool like?Teenage Dream: Katy Perry

5.) What is the best thing about you?Faster: Matt Nathenson

6.) How is today going to be?Firework: Katy Perry

7.) What is in store for this weekend?Who am I living For?: Katy Perry

8.)What song describes your parents?Everything About You: One Direction

9.) How is your life going?Coutry Lane: Telekinesis

10.)What song will they play at your funeral?Califorina Girls:Katy Perry ( sorry, Connecticut Gurls!)

11.) How does the world see you?Rest: Parts&Labor

12.) What do my friends really think of me?Taken: One Direction

13) Do people secretly like you?One Thing: One Direction

14.) How can you make yourself happy?Skip the Charades: Cold War Kids

15.) What should you do with your life?What Makes You Beautiful: One Direction

16.) Will you be happy?Stole my Heart: One Direction

17.) What is some good advice?Half of Something Else: The Airborne Toxic Event

18.) What is your current theme song?Just Can't Get Enough: Black Eyed Peas (i cant get any :P)

19.) What does everyone else think your current theme song is?Under the Sycamore: Death Cab for Cutie

20.) What type of men/women do you like?:Just a Friend:Brooker T. Jones

21.) Will you get married?ET: Katy Perry

22.)What should you do with your love life?Everybody Talks: Neon Trees

23.) Where will you live?Not Like the Movies: Katy Perry

24.) What will your dying words be?Gotta Be You: OneDirection

25.) Are you hot?Up all Night: One Direction

26.)What are your hobbies?Chaple Song: We are Augustines

27)Do you like sports?Stand Up: One Direction ( i despise them)

28)Do you talk a lot?Imma Be: Black Eyed Peas (hella yea!)

29)Do you like books?Battery Kinzie: Fleet Foxes

30)do you like yourself?I Do: Colbie Calliet


You Know Your Stupid When:

1) You look for your cellphone while talking on Said cellphoneLOL

2) Someone names what you're having for dinner and your brother asks right after "Whats for dinner?"

3) When dinner is done and you get asked "are you hungry?" andyou say "no" then turn around and eat a bowl of cerea

l4) You walk around the house with your shoes on and say "im looking for my shoes"

5) You have all your clothes on and say "i have to getdressed"

6) You stand at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green

7) When someone is walking you to school (or driving) and you ask "where are we going?"

8) You are asked to wash your clothes and you wash ONE sock

9) You take the neighbor a cup of sugar and bring them a empty cup


I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight throuth the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital bacause they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rest a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong.

Please do your part to end it Scumbags!! We are ALL HUMAN!!


Gay or not, I don't care... It's the inside there counts! Ones soul. I'm not gay, but I don't hate them (one of bestie's is gay!), they have as much right as I and all other people has!

"Homophobes Are People Who Didnt Even Come Out The Closet Themselves And Are Just Jealous Of The Gay People Who Arent Afraid To Do It "


Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk

I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before workI'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of allI'm sorry For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry That I cared

I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'


Quotes:

-If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty.

-All work and no play means you will die in seven days... dun dun duuun

-I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous

-Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

-They say "guns don’t kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the gun helps, cuz if you just stood there and yelled BANG I don’t think you'd kill too many people.(True, L tried it, but it didn't work.)

-So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

-Yeah, I’m a loser. but the coolest loser you'll ever meet

-Save the earth. it's the only planet with chocolate.

-I've heard that it’s possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it. (Besides, what’s the fun in that?)

-No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me

-You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

-When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? who likes lemons?

-When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it

.-When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

-Love your enemies. It pisses them off

-Oops! did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?

-I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out

-I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind! but not my brain. I need that.

-Life isn’t passing me by; it's trying to run me over

-Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to

-I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!

-Therapy is expensive. popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide

-I like the idea of karma. you can go around and do bad things to people all day assuming they deserve it

-Excuse me, have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it.

-How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on

-If superman is bulletproof why does he duck when you throw the gun at him?

-If asteroids are in the hemisphere, and hemroids are on your ass, why are they named the way they are?

-If olive oil comes from olives, where the hell does baby oil come from?

-I live in my own little world. but it's ok, they know me there

-Money can't buy happiness. It just buys everything you need to achieve it.

-Three wise women would have stopped to ask for directions, got to the stable on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, cooked the dinner, and there would have been peace on earth

-The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide

-Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend

-Tell the truth and run

-If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from? (Hehe MORONS! For those of you who didn't figure it out)

-Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?

-If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something

-You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump of a cliff, I laugh even harder

-A good friend will always bail you out of jail. A best friend is sitting there next to you saying 'Man that was fun!

-Education is important. School however, is another matter.

-I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends(true, true)

-It's not just your family. It's the whole idea of... you know. they're always telling you what to do and what not to do, and its not conductive to a creative atmosphere!

-Joey ate my last stick of gum. So I killed him... do you think that was wrong?

-All right, all right. I you have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timings right... and that’s what deathbeds are for

-The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on

-I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it


If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable

Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese. There are six people in my familly so it must be one of them. It's ether my mum or dad. Or my younger brothers, Bj, Matt, or Will. It might be me, Yi Li Sha, but i think its Bj.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics

"Stand up for what you believe in, even if it means standing alone."

"Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat."


Her name was Auroura She was only five This is what happened When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic

Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair

She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound

Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear And softly crys She loves her parents But they want her to die

She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "God, why? Why is My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did

Then one night Her mom came home high The poor child was hit and slapped As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made

She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, "You deserve to die You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dying She grabbed her bear And again started crying

Police showed up At the small little house They quickly barged in Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly Opened a door To find the sad little girl Lying on the floor

It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms

that's some deep stuff right there. That hit me right in my heart. I cried when I read it. I know it's strange coming from a humor writer, but I work in strange ways.


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...(SUCK IT WHITE DUDE! I BELIEVE DAT'S CALLED PWNAGE! I AGREE WITH THE BLACK DUDE!!!! NO MORE RACISM!!!!!)


Hetalia Pledge

I promise to remember Italy whenever someone mentions pasta.

I promise to remember Germany whenever someome says West.

I promise to remeber Japan whenever I see an Asain tourist taking pictures of brightly coloured cake.

I promise to remember America whenever I see someone eating a Big Mac.

I promise to remember England whenever I watch Doctor Who (or Harry Potter for that matter!) .

I promise to remember France whenever I see a rose.

I promise to remember China whenever I see Hello Kitty.

I promise to remember Russia whenever I see a lead pipe.

I promise to remember Lithuania whenever I see a guy being pushed around by a Russian.

I promise to remember Estonia whenever I see a smart guy being pushed around by a Russian.

I promise to remember Latvia whenever I see a scared guy being pushed around by a Russian.

I promise to remember Belarus whenever I see a girl demanding to become one with her older brother.

I promise to remember Ukraine whenever I hear and or see HUGE boobs.

I promise to remember Sweden whenever I pass by an IKEA.

I promise to remember Finland whenever I hear someone say 'My wife'.

I promise to remember Spain whenever I see a tomato field.

I promise to remember Romano whenever I see a kid pouting and swearing.

I promise to remember Hungary whenever I see a frying pan.

I promise to remember Austria whenever I hear someone play Chopin on the piano.

I promise to remember Prussia whenever I hear someone say AWESOME!

I promise to remember Poland whenever I pass a Valley Girl.

I promise to remember Switzerland whenever I see a guy with a gun.

I promise to remember Liechtenstein whenever I see a girl wearing a bow in her hair.

I promise to remember Turkey whenever I think about Phantom of the opera.

I promise to remember Greece whenever I see a sleeping man with a cat.

I promise to remember Egypt whenever I see a pyramid and or triangle.

I promise to remember Canada whenever I see pancakes.

I promise to remember Cuba whenever I see a fat guy eating ice-cream.

I promise to remember Sealand whenever I see boat.

I promise to remember Grandpa Rome whenever I see someone way to young to be a grandfather.

I promise to remember Germania whenever I see Legolas from LOTR.

I promise to remember Holy Rome whenever I see a boy to nervous to confess that he loves someone.

I promise to remember Canada whenever I hear someone say or ask "Who?"


They said they didn't like my writing... I said I didn't like their existence


If you are an Axis Powers Hetalia fan, copy this onto your profile!

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There is no toilet paper in here"

16. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

17. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

18. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

19. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

20. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

21. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

22. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

23. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".

24. Play with the automatic doors.

25. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

26. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this crap, anyway?"

27. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.

28. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."

29. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

30. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

31. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

32. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

33.Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

34. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"

35. TP as much of the store as possible.

36. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

37. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.

38. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

39. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

40. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

41. Take bets on the battle described above.

42. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

43. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

44. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

45. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

46. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

47. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

48. Two words: "Marco Polo."

49. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.

50. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.

51. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

52. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

53. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

54. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.


TANKS FOR LASTING THIS LONG! PLEASE LAST LONGER AND TAKE A PEEK AT MY STORIES!PASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(oh god thats pathetic)

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Please Alfred by Ava Braginski Wang reviews
All Alice wanted was the love of her beloved Alfred
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/23 - Published: 3/24/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
International Fear by pingo1387 reviews
A collection of drabbles featuring each nation reacting (comically) when exposed to the number one fear in their country. Cover by Yamizakuro.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,266 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/1/2018 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Complete
Adamantine by chinarai reviews
Despite it all, the Ackerman aren't immune to love. XVI: The Baby: VI: Confront/Comfort: His voice was harsh as he reprimanded her, but she accepted it, knowing well that it was well deserved.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,754 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/7/2017 - Published: 4/28/2014 - [Levi A., Mikasa A.]
Muse File Cabinet by 9foxgrl reviews
Multiple one shot ideas I've had that I either want to do or just haven't gotten a way to write them or no time. Multiple categories including: Hetalia, Harry Potter, Attack on Titan, Yugioh... Finally clearing out some of these files. Pls review or let me know if you want to adopt one.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 78 - Words: 42,955 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/18/2016 - Published: 1/12/2013
Infantile Issues by Mewtrune reviews
After an experiment gone awry, the group is left to deal with a de-aged Eren while also trying to keep the military police from taking custody. The Recon Scouts are hardly fit to take care of a child, but as his guardian, Levi is not going to let anyone get their hands on their tiny titan.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,398 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 1/7/2016 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Eren Y., Levi A. - Complete
Obsession by Kryalla Orchid reviews
First instalment in Tendencies. It was meant to be only once but Marinette and her magic hands keep drawing him back. He can't get enough. Complete.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,106 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 2,786 - Follows: 1,240 - Updated: 12/22/2015 - Published: 12/1/2015 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
A Heated Story by esompthin reviews
Sky High / superpower hs au. wip. Lovino Vargas is a new kid at Sky High with his brother. He has the power to control fire. Only one problem, he hates the heat. Spamano, and other ships. Doesn't actually have anything to do with the movie, just used the school. based off a textpost on tumblr.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 79,991 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 11/27/2015 - Published: 4/26/2014 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Hoist the Colors High by Elemental Fantasy 13 reviews
Lovina Vargas, a noble at her grandfather's estate in the Caribbean, is captured by an infamous pirate during a raid. Will this Captain Carriedo live up to his reputation? Is Lovina the only land wench to catch a pirate's eye? Will have USUK and PruCan later on. Rated T for language, (courtesy of a temperamental Italian and feisty American), and general pirate shenanigans.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 90,164 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 10/8/2015 - Published: 1/16/2015 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] - Complete
A State of Madness by Ellethwen Celtica reviews
Fifty one-shots on the fifty states. Ninth Chapter: Memorial Day at Arlington. This one is sad.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,262 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 11/1/2013
Bruises and Excuses by A Faint Memory Once Recalled reviews
After their foster parents beat and neglect them for years, two Italian brothers cope in different ways. Feliciano cuts. Lovino takes it out on everyone else in remarks and punches. But after Lovino gets expelled, the two enroll in Hetalia High School. It seems just like another year of hell, at least until a German and Spaniard start coming too close to their secret for comfort…
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,859 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 5/19/2015 - Published: 8/19/2013 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Germany, Spain
Provinces & States: You're Doomed! by 9foxgrl reviews
World: Meet the Provinces of Canada and the States of America. These rambunctious teens/kids are the reason these two countries have nearly lost their sanity so many times. World, you're doomed to loose your sanity.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 23,443 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 1/29/2013 - America, Canada - Complete
Merry Shitscram by irl-alfed reviews
Just a little glimpse of what Christmas is like with the clown and the crab.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Gamzee M., Karkat V. - Complete
Frugal Money Schemes by Lurking Pheonix reviews
You think your mother's extreme couponing is crazy? Think again! The countries have absurd (and hilarious) money making schemes when they're short on cash. They'll even go to extreme measures to do it. The golden rule of this story: If possible, don't spend money to make money. Ch 32-34: It's up to mall cops Romano and Germany to stop country shoplifters in a mall.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 83,933 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 3/22/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Prussia
Deep Pressure by SilverWolf7 reviews
Equius helps Nepeta when she has an increase in meltdowns on LoLCaT by taking her to the quiet of LoCaS.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Equius Z., Nepeta L. - Complete
Oh God by olympic platinum reviews
No, class distinction had never held much meaning for Kageyama. Until the day he met Hinata. One-shot Omegaverse! AU. Smut is heavily present within this story. Mostly PWP, but there's plot, if you squint.
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,926 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 185 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Shoyo H., Tobio K. - Complete
You Have A Cute Butt by Hi-its-mick3y reviews
Armin humored Eren, and now he's going to work with a plug up his ass. What a dick. (Eremin, butt plugs, dat butt sex)
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Eren Y., Armin A. - Complete
America's Fifty Niftey United States by Rockin Riley reviews
About America's Fifty States.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,418 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 7/18/2012 - America
Boredom Kills, So Send Us Stuff! by xSkipperrx reviews
So we want you." Elizabeta said pointing at the camera, "yes, you. To send us stuff!" She said trumpahintly. Roderich frowned. "Could you be any more spacific?" He said sarcastically. Rating may change as continued. AusHun of course! R/R! :D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 63,809 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 7/3/2012 - [Austria, Hungary]
Cornered With Concerns by pandanarchy reviews
A series of different RinTori fluff and smut. Initially, Nitori skips swimming practice and Rin doesn't know how to handle his emotions. They're both worried about each other but neither wants to be the first to admit it. It gets gayer from there and none of the chapters are connected, really. They go on dates and they bang. Just a few things I'm writing for someone.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,203 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 9/25/2013 - [Rin M., Aiichirou N.] - Complete
Do You Trust Me? by Hi-its-mick3y reviews
The connection they held was obvious to everyone, though to them it just seemed innocent. What they didn't know though, was what happened behind doors. Yay for Winmin... erumin?...armin x erwin! (Warnings - Bondage, dominance, submission, bdsm, fingering, anal sex, toys, gags, rimming, crossdressing)
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,706 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Armin A., Erwin S.
Sleep, and When You Wake, I Will Still Be Here by brumalbreeze reviews
A collection of Rei/Nagisa/Rei drabbles which may or may not be connected with each other. Ratings and genres will also vary wildly.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,063 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 4/4/2014 - [Rei R., Nagisa H.]
Coffee Break by brumalbreeze reviews
"I'm Nitori Aiichirou!" the boy introduced himself cheerily. The redhead wasn't sure what to think about this newcomer, since it was barely breaching seven and he was already this enthusiastic. Not many people he knew would be this happy so early in the morning, and the ones he did know were a little unscrewed in the head.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,686 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/25/2014 - [Rin M., Aiichirou N.] Haruka N. - Complete
Alcol e Sesso by EriAmore reviews
Feliciano and Lovino have taken their younger brother drinking. Let's see where their night leads ((Romano x Seborga x Italy threesome. Itacest, yaoi. Don't like, don't read))
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/21/2014 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Seborga - Complete
Between the Lines by brumalbreeze reviews
Rei was in the middle of drinking his beverage when Haruka appeared in front of the table suddenly and silently, as he was apt to do. His bright blue eyes swept over Rei once, and the end of his fluffy tail twitched very slightly. In a completely flat and disinterested tone, he said, "Nagisa's in heat."
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,777 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/15/2014 - [Rei R., Nagisa H.] Haruka N., Makoto T. - Complete
Lights! Camera! by Kitsune-Sam's reviews
Rin decides to buy a camera to help with his training and Ai just looks adorable with his sleep mussed hair.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,419 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 1/31/2014 - [Aiichirou N., Rin M.] - Complete
Clockwork by cliffrose-acetone reviews
Levi has never quite been all right, and the nightmares of his short time as a soldier don't help. But maybe Eren can. [Modern AU]
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/11/2014 - [Levi A., Eren Y.] - Complete
Cosmic by ValorTheory reviews
In which Eren discovers something more than just the rest of the universe. Levi has an ancient device that was once called a telescope before the titans. Looking out Levi's window, the surly corporal beside him, it's a wonder Eren didn't know these things before. Levi/Eren. Oneshot.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,093 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/28/2014 - [Eren Y., Levi A.] - Complete
Germany's Plan to Take Down the World by Nika565 reviews
Italy and others attack Germany with water guns filled with ice-water. Little did they know that Germany would get back at each. And. Every. One. Of them. This is a bit of a crack story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,364 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Germany
Aggressive Study Habits by brumalbreeze reviews
"Hey, Rei-chan," he called out while fiddling with his pencil carelessly. "I think it'd be nice if you were more aggressive sometimes. I mean, it's not like you aren't ever aggressive or anything but, like…. You should be more aggressive when we have sex."
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,787 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/5/2014 - [Rei R., Nagisa H.] - Complete
Missing Breakfast for a Worthwhile Cause by EmpressTurtle reviews
Shameless, pure, unadulterated smutty one-shot. Jean stays in bed, Marco wants something from him - and who can resist those big brown eyes when he begs?
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Jean K., Marco B. - Complete
Cocking by ChizuChan22 reviews
Marco and Jean are doing dinner, Jean decides to spice things up, but Marco wants the lead this time. What happens when they discuss for who is going to top tonight? / MarcoxJean, yaoi, rated M for wibbly wobbly…stuff. Smut. Purelly lovemaking for the fangirls like me. NSFW.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/18/2014 - Jean K., Marco B. - Complete
Disgusting by jayewings reviews
In which Eren is a gross little shit and Levi absolutely does not enjoy it at all whatsoever. (Alternatively, Eren eats Levi out and Levi unwittingly enjoys it)
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/10/2014 - Eren Y., Levi A. - Complete
Truth or Dare: A Wretched Idea by Orotha reviews
When James decides to have a game of Truth or Dare, the NextGen characters are thrown into possibly the most backstabbing and revenge filled game of Truth or Dare in the history of Hogwarts. Will they survive the fast approaching trouble? Who will be the lone victor of this twisted game?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,214 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Scorpius M., Rose W., James S. P., Louis W. - Complete
All Aboard The Rosaria by thenewalchemist reviews
Lovina is taken hostage by the infamous pirate, Captain Carriedo. Will she make it out in one piece? language, violence, and a little bit of smexi stuff... Fem!Romano and Pirate!Spain. I don't own hetalia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 47,955 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 1/22/2014 - Published: 10/10/2013 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, England/Britain, Spain
We've Got You by Mewtrune reviews
A series of incidents severely unease Eren. When his lack of appetite and dark circles under his eyes, it is apparent that Eren isn't in any condition to be helping anyone. The Corporal and Commander take it upon themselves to get the titan shifter to relax. One Shot.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Eren Y., Erwin S., Levi A. - Complete
Music Gets The Best Of Me by Fruits Of Passion reviews
Nitori has taken to listening to English music, despite not understanding the lyrics. Unfortunately for Rin he understands every one of Nitori's words and finds each one filling him with fantasies about the younger boy. Nitori oneshot.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,465 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/2/2014 - [Rin M., Aiichirou N.] - Complete
Quiet Now by Goddess of the Multiverses reviews
Italy, bored from a never ending meeting, decides to get back at his brother for leaving him horny earlier that morning. Italy/Romano. One-shot for Hetalia Kink Meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/30/2013 - [N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano] - Complete
All I Want For Christmas Is You by A-Far-Off-Memory reviews
It's Christmas Eve at the Scouting Legion, and spirits are high—for everyone but Levi, that is. When Hanji brings the Corporal's birthday to Eren's attention and pleads with him to go and keep Levi company, he can't find it within himself to refuse. Which leads to a whole lot of stuff he never expected to happen. (In which Eren gives Heichou a special present. Ereri.)
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,287 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/26/2013 - [Eren Y., Levi A.] - Complete
Christmas Miracles by Sorkari reviews
Eren decides to be a smart mouth with Levi, resulting in him showing his true feelings towards Eren. Riren. Smut.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,909 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Eren Y., Levi A. - Complete
Hobby by CoSINeRULES reviews
AU. Levi is Eren's crossdressing room mate and one day, Eren walks him on him dressed up as a girl. what happens next? smut, lemon, lime, dorks frick fracking, first time writing sexy times. I will only be posting this in fanfiction and tumblr. ((DEDICATED TO SEVENTHSUMMER ))
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,542 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/25/2013 - Eren Y., Levi A. - Complete
We Will Be There by ficfan3484 reviews
A one-shot story. America and Canada have a tender moment with a new family member. Fluff, implied m/m, mpreg.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/23/2013 - America, Canada - Complete
Special Medicine by demikit225 reviews
Hanji gives Eren a 'special' medicine. what happens when Levi finds it and actually makes him drink it? Riren Levi OOC, Fluff, Lemon, Yaoi (BOYxBOY) * this is my first fanfic so...be nice please! review how i did? Its not my pic...i got it from Tumblr...somewhere.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Eren Y., Levi A. - Complete
Lessons by Xsaku-uchihaX reviews
In which strange, and slightly inappropriate questions from the normally stoic male, led to a lesson Eren will never forget.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Eren Y., Levi A. - Complete
The Bear, the Mouse, and Their Child by Lizardgirl135 reviews
After that fateful Halloween night some things have changed. Including a new child on the way. DUN DUN DUUUUNN. M just to be safe. Sequal to The Bear and the Mouse.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Russia, Canada
Ask A Hetalia Character by Nekome-Sama reviews
This is a just another ask a character thing so send me your questions for your favorite character or any character and he or she will answer. warning: lame summary...- -
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 6,303 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 11/24/2011
Breathe Eren by Hi-its-mick3y reviews
"I'm getting closer Eren," Levi warned him, he dug his nails into his hips and roughly thrust into him, "You better get the tie off from around your neck if you want to cum. If you don't I'll just leave you here while I write my report. Would you like that? To be laying here in my room writhing and begging for me to touch you?" (LevixEren/Warning: Breathplay, toys, yaoi)
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Eren Y., Levi A. - Complete
Love Distance Long Affair by KuroRiya reviews
Jean and Marco meet through online gaming, and start skyping. This leads to a long distance relationship, which is tough, but manageable, for the most part. That's not to say visits are unwelcome. (Basically two precious, insecure, head-over-heels in love dorks find the internet.)
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,420 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Jean K., Marco B. - Complete
Hang-Ups by freshia reviews
"And if Eren won't shut up and stop distracting him, Levi will just turn the tables." Modern AU; Oneshot.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Eren Y., Levi A. - Complete
Addendum by brumalbreeze reviews
(I would like to pretend there's actually a plot that follows this story, but there isn't. It's just really kinky and explicit sex. I'm so sorry about this...)
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,133 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/10/2013 - [Rin M., Aiichirou N.] - Complete
The Flag Still Stands For Freedom by Hawthorn Tree reviews
Alfred F. Jones is dead and America is falling into enemy hands. With ties fraying and dormant hatreds surfacing, the 50 States must learn to operate without a higher power holding them together. Old scars are reopened and buried secrets shrouded with guilt brought into light, bringing with them the truths that were lost with the Ancients.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,663 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Germany, England/Britain, OC
Black, Blue and Silver by mymanisfictional reviews
Upon first meeting him, Rin thought Nitori was a simple, reliable grey. With every bright smile and cheerful note with which Nitori graced the room,plain grey became lustrous silver in Rin's mind. But what are these black and blues littering precious Nitori's skin? (fic request fill for tumblr user dessiel)
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/6/2013 - [Aiichirou N., Rin M.] - Complete
Chocolate Kisses by DeerstalkerDeathFrisbee reviews
Since they were seven years old, Alfred Jones has given Rosa Kirkland a Hershey's kiss for every single holiday, even the weird ones he makes up! But what will Rosa do when Alfred stops leaving her kisses? Will she finally have the courage to give him the kiss she's always wanted him to have? Human AU One-Shot, US x Fem!UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,278 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Toying Around by fumioo reviews
The guys of the 104th wanted too see how much of their load they could fit inside of Jean. Jean didn't like the idea, but he didn't exactly object to it either. Warning : hardcore, rough, violent - yaoi
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Eren Y., Reiner B., Jean K., Marco B. - Complete
Lucky To Have You by MarluxiaSutcliff116 reviews
Jean thought Marco was fine. Jean thought that everything was in the past. Jean THOUGHT it was going to be another normal day at school, and he could never have imagined the horror waiting for him. / AHEM. yeah. angst, sad and depressing shit. BEWARE: LOTS of tears, major heartbreak, and suicide. Don't say I didnt warn you. how is this even romantic? just a bit...
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2013 - [Jean K., Marco B.] - Complete
morning through thin sheets and sweet hands by Bag Of Badgers reviews
Completely and utterly self-indulgent GerIta morning sex. Also: sap. You know the drill.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
NationXNation Reader by HetaRussia reviews
Okay I had a idea as to where you could be any Nation you want from the series, and OC Nations and or States, the Nations your going to be are the ones in the Anime or the ones that aren't official like, Singapore or the states like, California. You or you Nation of love choice can be 2P! Insane! Snapped! Neko! Even Mochi! I don't care what you pick, just have fun. Chibis too!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,092 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 4/15/2013
I WANT TO FEEL YOU FROM THE INSIDE by Jean-Huh-Kirschnickerdoodle reviews
Levi has agreed to give Eren extra lessons, as his dance instructor, and finds himself in a compromising situation he just can't let slip by. RIREN. LEMON. SMUT. YAOI. BL. AU. EXPLICIT.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Eren Y., Levi A. - Complete
For Your Eyes Only by AuraFelix reviews
After a fight, Levi decides to surprise Eren and make it up to him. Smutty one-shot. Not really much plot, mostly just smut. LevixEren, malexmale, smut, fluff, foul language.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/11/2013 - [Eren Y., Levi A.] - Complete
Trains don't go to nowhere by Wool fish reviews
Arthur's family died in an air raid and his eight year old cousin Ralph's family up and left them behind. So here they were; on a train taking them to an orphanage in the middle of nowhere. Little does he know, the orphanage is occupied by a bunch of wierd, culturally diverse kids. Post WW2 AU World/England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,240 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - England/Britain
How to Cure a Cold by Whats My Dere reviews
Sequel to "In Search of Maple" Alfred and Matthew both have a bad cold. Will the arrival of Arthur and Francis make things better or so much worse? AmeCan and F.A.C.E. Rated T For Tony
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,495 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013 - America, Canada - Complete
Can You pay Attention to Me? by Animerulzs1267 reviews
Japan and Greece live together, but the problem is that Greece is paying attention to his cats more than his boyfriend. So Japan is going to put a stop to this by using his secret weapon that will ensure him to be with his love. Rated T, many nose bleeding moments, so you have been warned for nose bleeding moments!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Japan, Greece - Complete
Seven Orders of Levi by Wild Rhov reviews
Hange wants to know if Eren will transform when put under extreme emotional trauma, and Levi has just the way to test him: a dungeon, ropes, and lube. Will Eren turn into a Titan, or will he get the night of his life?
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,100 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 170 - Published: 8/31/2013 - [Eren Y., Levi A.] Hange Z., Auruo B. - Complete
7 Minutes in Heaven - or Hell? by EmmaJay64 reviews
Reader x France, Prussia, Spain, US, UK, Germany, Italy, Japan, China, Canada, Austria, Romano, Russia. Featuring the Bad Touch Trio! It's your Sweet Sixteen, and the party is crazy! Then it's time for 7 minutes in heaven. Who will you pick? Reader choice!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 11/18/2012
The Ghost of Notre Dame by sillypandalover91 reviews
Prussia, an orphan albino gypsy, is adopted by Germania after the tragic death of his parents. Raised with the belief that he is a monster, he resides in Notre Dame as its bell ringer until he meets a certain wayward curled gypsy and travels down the path of self-discovery and adventure. AU and human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,546 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Prussia, N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Tulips Blooming by SouthParkFirefly reviews
Netherlands loves his sister but what happens when a joke about pregnancy actually comes true? Simple it's Netherlands' dream and secret fetish. Will poor Belgium handle being molested for nine months? Warning: Sex, Pregnancy, Happy Netherlands, swearing
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,715 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Belgium, Netherlands
In Which Levi's Got Some Next Level Denial by Charleigh96 reviews
Semi-humorous eruri fluff involving thunderstorms and denial. T for annoyed Levi's language.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Erwin S., Levi A. - Complete
Something Special by DreamerScarletNights reviews
There's just something special about Germany and how easily his stoic demeanor falls at the hands of Prussia. Warning BoyXBoy Germancest. Uke!Germany. Read Review Favorite?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
xxx porn hub by Stevanie Salazar reviews
Eren is a porn actor. Pixis has obtained from surveys that the viewers want to see some more cross-dressing action. Enter Levi Rivaille, and one Eren Jaeger in a frilly dress. ((PWP, Ereri, Riren ))
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/30/2013 - [Eren Y., Levi A.] - Complete
Patience is a Virtue by kyouko68 reviews
When Greece finally gets to be in a relationship with Japan he must be deprive of one of his two favorite things. Can Japan get him to wait for very long? Giripan and mentions of other pairings
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,188 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Greece, Japan
The 50 states by Dr.Coconuts reviews
this is just a little story about the states meeting the countries. Rated T for cussing like a sailor
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,543 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 10/17/2012 - America
Stop waving the red flag by Starlit Hero reviews
A normal bullfight goes wrong leaving Antonio in a coma in the hospital. When he wakes up the doctor wants to conduct more test on him. Lovino. Ludwig and Feliciano have to help the Spaniard get out. Will they manage to get out or will the doctors find out their secrets? And if they do, how will they fair if the Spaniard is never the same again? Warning: Character Death.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,847 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 7/15/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Merica by Lady Island Rose reviews
"Hey dudes! It's me, America! Here with my fifty states! Oh? You didn't think that I was all on my own did you?" 50 one-shots with states and their stereotypes! OC's.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 8,829 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012 - America
Interruptions by ItalianLink reviews
Previously "Beg Me for Forgiveness". Rated M for a reason; Very kinky fic. Don't like, don't read. Starts as Itacest smut, then melts into Spamano, Gerita, some Pruita and finishes with fluff. Includes France, Hungary, and Japan. Don't forget to review!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,772 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 5/10/2013 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Germany, Spain - Complete
The Craziest Family of America by Overlord Meow reviews
Everyone knows that America has fifty states. What the countries don't know is that they are his kids...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 43,113 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 3/5/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Song's Influence by Aradellia reviews
So the fever of the 'Cup Song' has spread all through America, and he honestly hopes to show to the world. What happens when he find three other countries who can perform and sing it without a hitch? Well, lets just say it's not addictive for nothing. Let's have the world perform it! Inspired by the song by Lulu and the Lamplights.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/6/2013 - N. Italy, Germany, America, Canada - Complete
Why Don't We by acidic paper reviews
Sex drabbles; RussiaAmerica & CanadaAmerica
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 3/28/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Washy and Massy's adventures! by Ameriko-chan reviews
Hi! We're Washington and Massachusetts! We decided, being the great friends we are, to do our own drabble story of our adventures! All our dares and whatnot, so take a look and enjoy! *Co-written with Ethrean Ermanil*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,864 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 10/16/2012
Wait, God is a WHAT? ! by Murasaki Argenteria reviews
Crack!Hetalia Fic! Do not read if religious and will take offense to this sort of stuff. But, I think you can tell from the title. Hinted Pairs World Meeting: A certain blonde cusses and brings God into the picture, but... God is WHAT? -Edited; 12/17/2011
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,995 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 9/21/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
French Desires, English annoyance by Ember Hinote reviews
France and Paris have been wishing for the same thing for the longest time: to have their English lovers back into their lives. But this year, they plan on winning back their lovers no matter what...even if they have to resort to stalker tendencies to do so. How will England and London make it through the year with the ever persistant Frenchmen out for their affection?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,873 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Anniversary notes, to my love by ArthurKirkland235 reviews
For Francis and only him, I hope you have fun my love. -Arthur
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Countries and Capitals by iamsuchaflippingpancake13 reviews
Veneziano wakes up one day- to find a little girl in his kitchen and a little boy attacking Romano! The kids claim to be the Italy Brothers' capitals, and so begins the countries' adventure in parenthood with their little historical counterparts. Rated T for language and some fluff. Read and enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,017 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 3/24/2013
Norway's little princess by Thousnelda reviews
After a sudden meeting, Norway finds himself taking care of the daughter he never knew he had. However, nations are discouraged from having intimate relationships with humans and even worse for having children. Will he and the other Nordics be able to keep the little girl a secret from the rest of the world? Warning: OC. Rating T to be careful. Please read and review
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,095 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Norway - Complete
Devil's Advocate by scottishdraka reviews
You are a young country under Germany's protection who happens to catch the eye of a certain psychopathic Italian nation. But you don't see Italy like that. To you he is a sweet and kind and you will defend him against anyone, even Germany, but are you prepared for the consequences of your choices? 2p!ItalyxReader
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - N. Italy, Parallel Nations - Complete
Sweet Love by Highla reviews
As Prince Arthur's first heat approaches he must find an alpha husband, but he recognises the flirty, slightly childish behaviour of his soon-to-be King from somewhere. At first he despises of the other man, but will he someday grow to love his husband? Omegaverse; Omega!ArthurxAlpha!Alfred and intensity of rating will depend.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,168 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - America, England/Britain
Feel Again by xxignoredxx reviews
"But with you, I feel again." Pewdiecry! Fluff awaits! Slight-AU! COMPLETE March 2013
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,362 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 10/5/2012 - ChaoticMonki, PewDiePie - Complete
Relief by Sakikox3 reviews
Lovino is horny and his sexy roommate Antonio is just what he needs. Spamano. Yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
No Peace in Sleep by Mitrus reviews
England's past, as we all know, was often traumatic and depressing. So what happens when he has to relive all of those memories in vivid, lucid nightmares? (the sequel will begin at some point in the near future, but for England it'll be the far future - we're time skipping)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 38 - Words: 51,475 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 10/28/2012 - England/Britain - Complete
America and the Twin Towers by Scarlet64 reviews
Alfred has to face a terrible fact. His two favorite building, the Twin Towers, have fallen due to a terrorist attack.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/23/2013 - America - Complete
Sunflowers and Forget-me-nots by LaurelSilver reviews
Ivan talks to Katyusha about the flowers that he and Matthew grow in their gardens.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/23/2013 - [Canada, Russia] - Complete
Sweet Heart Shock by Ice Witch Elise reviews
Sweet Heart's are people born representing a country's capital and the heart of the country's people. Only two nations have found theirs and they're both long gone. Now Mother Nature has stepped in and showed the nations who they are and where to find them. Join the Allies, the Axis, a few others, and the Sweet Hearts on a hilarious journey into that wonderful thing called love.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - England/Britain
Canada's World: Second Saturday by Fred-the-Moose reviews
A sister fic/side fic to "Canada's World". Canada/England/America "Well what are you waiting for, boy? Oh, and close the door, hmm?" SMUTSMUTSMUTSMUTSMUTSMUTSMUT SMUTSMUTSMUTSMUTSMUT
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,428 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Canada, America - Complete
The Absurdity of it All by AmputeeTrainee reviews
Russia, concerned that he and America are losing their spark in the modern era, goes to France for some advice. Apparently Nantucket, that innocent cowlick, is actually an erogenous zone. Equipped with the absurd advice Russia goes to visit America to see if such a claim is true and if it will help them rekindle their passion. De-anon from Kink Meme. Slash, human named used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,397 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/19/2013 - America, Russia - Complete
Blood, Bosses, and Bad Boys by the-pony-wizard reviews
Lovino is home alone, cooking. When he hears a song he begins to doubt that Antonio cares about him and his knife slips... Will this prove to Romano that Spain cares? (T for blood and swearing. A little romance at the end.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
A UsUk Valentine's Day by ludwigsgirl97 reviews
A birthday gift for my best friend. This needs a new rating for how rated M this is. America hated that England calls him "Boy" and England hated that America always has the dominant role. They make a deal to solve both problems. Two-shot! Smutty goodness! I need to go pray...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/19/2013 - America, England/Britain
Meddling with Princesses by Zeplerfer reviews
In which Arthur is a rebellious princess, Alfred is a clueless knight, Francis is a dashing prince, and Kiku is the dragon that has to put up with all of them. USUK. Loosely based on 'Dealing with Dragons.'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,120 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 11/17/2012 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Russia X Canada by Archie KolherBondevik reviews
Canada is sick and Russia takes care of him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Russia, Canada - Complete
Cupid's Got A Shotgun by NordicFlags reviews
Amy Bucher has been chased after by Cupid for years, and the angel's gotten a rifle after her now. But what happens when Amy gets help from a very handsome stranger? And what else will she get? K for mentions of guns. CanadaxOC that does not belong to me. Explanation inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Canada - Complete
Four Little Words by Myathewolfeh reviews
Germany has become suddenly romantic. What can Italy expect? Happy Valentine's!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
A Hundred Hearts Would Be Too Few by Gui Zhou reviews
Finland should've been surprised to wake up to a hearty three-course meal, but he wasn't. It was Valentine's Day after all. SuFin.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
I'm Going To A Concert by KTdidn'tIsweartogod reviews
Which Concert are you going to? And with who? Reader x Country rated t for safty.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 5/17/2012
Purple Corsets and Satin Gags by Garbagecan123415 reviews
Denmark convinces Norway to let the other Nordic nations have a little fun with her. Nordic gangbang with Fem!Norway and Fem!Iceland, contains DenNor, SuFin, NorIce, Dubcon, bondage, yaoi, yuri, het, and that's it I think!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Sweden, Finland, Norway, Denmark - Complete
The Austrian Curl reuploaded by Rosewitch97 reviews
This is what happens when Prussia decides to see if Austria's curl is like Italy and Romano's. Don't own the pictures
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Three Fingers by A Vampires Butterfly reviews
Alfred is forced to share some details and confesses to his lovers. (PWP. Established foursome between Alfred/Ivan/Francis/Arthur)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/6/2013 - America, Russia - Complete
Canada's World by Fred-the-Moose reviews
America looked down at the paper, glancing at the address. Vancouver, Canada. How could anything in Canada be better than NYC? Can't spell SMUT without M Heads up: Canada is powerbottom.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,563 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/25/2013 - America, Canada - Complete
Punishment for hunger by F0ghornLegh0rn reviews
Feliciano is constantly eating Lovino's food. So Lovi decides to teach him a lesson. Itacest. Lemon in ch.4
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano
America's states, personified! by Ameriko-chan reviews
America was one person, one person to represent all the states. Or that's what the other nations thought. America managed to spawn fifty little kids! Find out how the world takes it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,333 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 9/20/2012 - America
The Game by PoisnousPixie reviews
Gilbert always started shit like this. It wouldn't have surprised anyone, really. After all, it was somewhat expected. PWP.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,483 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Kadin Ece by coeurgryffondor reviews
And Sadık, never one to be cruel to such a beautiful woman, rewards her. / Ottoman!Turkey/Ottoman!Hungary for ducere. Companion piece to "Replacement".
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Turkey, Hungary - Complete
Substitute Santa by D1g1m0ncrazy reviews
'Twas two days before Christmas, and a meeting was had- A list was checked twice, for the good and the bad- One overworked, could rather use a hand- All was not well with Mr. Finland. A Hetalia Christmas Fic. No pairings, unless you count momentary and mildly implied infatuation... in that case there's some Iceland/ Lichtenstein Ch 3. Otherwise, just friendship. Rated T for Safety
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,585 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Finland, Norway - Complete
CountryxReader Poems by CrAzYnOtInLoVe reviews
I was writing poems then an idea popped to me. I guess the title gives it all but if you didn't get it here what I am planning to do I will write poems about the reader and their favorite hetalia character. I wanted to write a poem for my friend and I ended up with this idea. So read if you want nobody forcing you. ON HOLD
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 11/15/2012
Hetalia FUN song parody by Peeping Tomma reviews
This is a collection of my original parodies of the "fun song" by Spongebob Squarepants.The Hetalia characters each have a parody of the "fun song". More character FUN songs are coming!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Complete
The Greatest Pirate Story Ever Told by XxANYxAPHxAUxX reviews
Captain Arthur Kirkland is one of the most notorious and well-known pirate on the 7 seas. He is said to have everything. But what happens when he meets Alfred F. Jones, a young restaurant owner who must unwillingly sail with him and his crew? USUK. Adventure too! Full summary inside! Human AU. T because Lovino is in it... it's obvious now, huh? Title subject to change.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,184 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 11/21/2012 - America, England/Britain
Daylight by ShadowmoonXBlackfire reviews
An Itacest fanfiction based on the song Daylight by Maroon 5 - Slight sexual themes and swearing
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/18/2012 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
A Pillow For Harry One Direction by jnoof reviews
Harry Styles and his little sister Maisy get stuck in a situation with their parents that will change their lives forever.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012
First Sight by Mizuki Tsukino reviews
CanadaXReader - this is my first fanfic ever, please don't shoot me if it sucks!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Canada - Complete
Suite Life by Orotha reviews
"What are you doing in MY hotel room?" Ariel thought she hit the high life when she was chosen to do a photoshoot with Vogue, but when she enters her suite, her life is definitely shaken up. One Direction fanfic
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 33,007 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Complete
Part 2: One Direction Romances by zaynletmeloveyou reviews
*Continued* from the last story. Pretty much the same story. If you haven't read the first part, don't be all "Oh, I'm bad." and not read the first one. You will not understand. I swear.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 7/15/2012
A Matter of Size by cheshirejin reviews
How did they end up on the subject of penis size at the world conference in the first place?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Sweden, Finland
Forever and Always by Wicked-Witch-of-the-Midwest-18 reviews
the boys leave on tour...some things happen...yeah...idk. just read please! I OWN NOTHING EXCEPT THE GIRLS ...minus el of course...
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,039 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Complete
Don't Tell Papa by MasochisticKitten reviews
"Do you want it?" Alfred whispered. "...Yes." Matthew shoved their lips together, his wild lust driving him. America X Canada...smut...bad summary is bad... Don't like America X Canada? Then don't read it! :
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/3/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Shorts by FrUKing Awesome Canadian Hero reviews
Matthew's sexy shorts are driving Alfred insane. What else is a hero to do when he can think of nothing but pounding his gorgeous brother right there on the living room floor? AmeCan, incest, heavy smut, and severe M rating. Written for the awesome Wiwiun!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,445 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/3/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
I'm The New Cancer by TheNovelReality reviews
Laura has cancer and her dying wish is to meet Panic! At The Disco. What shenanigans will they get into? Rated T for language.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 21,378 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 8/21/2011
Je t'adore by kuoshii reviews
Matthew has had one thing on his mind lately. But how will he do it? MatthewXReader. One-Shot. I assure you the story is much better than the title and description.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,656 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Canada, America - Complete
PewdieCry Shuffles by Tabrina reviews
Another Shuffle collection. Set music to shuffle, write what comes from the song. Small bit O Smut, hence the rating.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Complete
IM ADOPTED! by GabiCollard reviews
There was a time when all I wanted to do was go to college and become a singer. That was until the day I found out I was adopted. and to make matters weirder i was Louis Tomlinson's little sister! One Direction Story
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012
Lucid Dreaming An AmeCan by McBuscus reviews
Matthew's dreaming again. And not the good kind. Again. Well, it depends on who you ask. Alfred just happens to be involved in the dream, and well... I guess you'll just have to find out. I really don't know how to summarize this one...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/31/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Falling in Love All Over Again by Wicked-Witch-of-the-Midwest-18 reviews
Erin travels to London and runs into a certain brown eyed singer...what happens next?
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012
Sneezes and a Scarf by yaoilover4lyfe reviews
This is a requested prompt from the RusCan kink meme. Canada is sick and who notices him to take care of him..It is Russia. This will have fluffly times and has an establish relationship. One-shot. Fluff, Shouenai.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Canada, Russia - Complete
One Direction Romances by zaynletmeloveyou reviews
Kailyn Marie and her best friend are walking one day and she gets ran over and forgets everything. She falls in love, but with whom? It's filled with romance, drama, and some humor : Revieww. Enjoy
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 28,938 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Complete
Brother Dearest by woodbyne reviews
Everyone told them it was unhealthy; that twins should be encouraged to develop separate identities, and in all fairness, they did try their best. It was only after Matthew picked the locks and Alfred removed the hinges from the doors that they realised that they couldn't keep the boys apart. Am/Can FrUK Twincest Human AU non-explicit OS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,455 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/10/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Everything About You by liebe-neu reviews
Laken is back! With the boys of One Direction by her side, nothing can go wrong, right? Nope. Harry still loves Laken and in this past year, lots of events have lead up to the current summer. Has Laken made a mistake in picking Niall?
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,656 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012
Struck By Love by Wicked-Witch-of-the-Midwest-18 reviews
Dove gets hit by a car...driven by a very famous young man random 1D one shot!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Complete
Orders and Prohibitions by kelvoton reviews
ONE DIRECTION. Larry Stylinson. / Louis finds out about Harry's friend and their kiss. He's not very pleased.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Complete
This Is It by Wicked-Witch-of-the-Midwest-18 reviews
ehh...you get no summery for this one. random 1D one shot for Brieanna! :
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Complete
Invisible by Bad.Touch.Trio.Love reviews
Sometimes, America wishes he could be invisible too. Expecially when Canada decides to get revenge at a world meeting. AmeCan AmericaxCanada Dirty!Canada Mentioned FrUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/3/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Dare You by Bad.Touch.Trio.Love reviews
What happens when you get three bored men on a saturday morning? Nothing good, especially when these men are the BTT, Bad Touch Trio. What comes out of this? Truth or dare. And How did Germany get sucked into this? Never play truth or dare with the BTT. Shit happens. Rated M for FrancexPrussiaxSpain Threesome. Yummy yaoi. Smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Complete
Little Kitty by AngieXRosyX reviews
MattxMello! Mello finds a crimson kitten and decides to take him home. Mello names him Matt and starts to like the cat. What happens when Mello comes home to find a naked redhead boy on his couch? And where is the cat? Yoai! Sexual content. Language.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,907 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Mello, Matt
Love Games by panikingpandora reviews
America is throwing a party. Everyone's invited. Yaoi. America/Canada/Japan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Canada, America - Complete
Connecticut's happy bleated Birthday! by livingplayanime reviews
Rated T for swearing. I know it's a bit late, but I couldn't resist! Connecticut and I have the same Birthday! January ninth! It's C.T.'s birthday and N.H., N.J., and N.Y. come to celebrate with him what could go wrong? EVERYTHING!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Damn Italian Curls by joyouswolves reviews
You remember that scene in Episode 23 right? With Italy and Romano in bed...they get their curls tangled. Well...this is what I think happened next. A bit of Spamano mixed in as well.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 72 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
That Special Heat by ClockworkRabbit reviews
Lovino thinks of the special heat between him and Feliciano while making love to him one night. -Human names used, slight AU purpose/based off roleplays-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 8/27/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy - Complete
He's My Fratello by LiKe a dRuG reviews
Feliciano describes a reoccurring dream of his. Itacest NC-17 for smut Mentioning of Spamano and Pruita
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/5/2012 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano
Test Fiction: The Queen by doujinshininjah reviews
I wrote this to test the idea. Kiku is a vampire queen and guess who passes the vampire's tests? Smut, fluff, and one very bad pick-up line. /Edit/: I'm in the process of the sequel and if you'd like a link to it when it comes out then PM me.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,778 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Greece, Japan - Complete
: Christmas Time : by CorruptedWhispers reviews
It's Christmas Eve and Herakles and Kiku had just gotten home, already going at it. Afterwards, they celebrate Christmas at the wee hours of morning.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Greece, Japan - Complete
Even If the World Were to End Tomorrow by IDespiseTragedy reviews
When the supposedly uke ensnared his seme into a hotel room, that could only mean gay porn though and through by default, right?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,901 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/17/2011 - [Poland, Lithuania] - Complete
Across the Wire by the monochromatic reviews
Italy gets himself worked up during a lunch and ditches a meeting, and ends up phoning Romano to keep him company. Kink Meme de-anon: in other words, explicit Itacest. You've been warned.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/23/2011 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Dead or Alive? by aRt1995 reviews
Shane Dawson is found dead in a marine's suit. Or is he really? That's what the NCIS team is tryng to find out when the undead they saw in person calls Shanaynay. Chapter 3 is up!
Crossover - NCIS & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,061 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs
This Is Right by Little-Tomato-Girl reviews
Inspiration from LenLovesCookies424's video; MMD x APH Gerita Spamano Wedding . Just a cute, fluffy one-shot of the Italian brother's wedding.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2011 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Schoolgirl Fantasies by Rose Fortress reviews
Japan indulges Greece with a roleplay fantasy of a seemingly innocent schoolgirl who turns out to have more than one sexual trick up her sleeve. Greece/fem!Japan aka half-genderbent Giripan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Greece, Japan - Complete
Tangled Curls by Stripes93 reviews
Germany gets a frantic call from Italy and finds two Italian's tangled up with the curl-only it's not Italy and Romano but their little brother Seborga. *Rated T for language and Italian hair curls*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Germany, Seborga - Complete
Silk Bindings of Love by Rose Fortress reviews
Not all bondage is rough and hardcore, as Japan learns when he allows Greece to be the one in charge for once. It can be teasing, it can be softcore, and it can even be sweet. Greece/Japan aka Giripan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Greece, Japan - Complete
Puppy Love by The-Original-Scotland reviews
When a certain angel has a hand in making Feliciano a dog boy, how will his brother reacted to this change? Itacest lemon for there birthday
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/16/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy - Complete
Medical Examinations by XxFreak-ShowxX reviews
Greece wants to give Japan a medical exam and you should always do what a doctor tells you too, right? YAOI PWP NSFW
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Japan, Greece - Complete
Gentleman Caller by crescit eundo reviews
In which Heracles assists her. Greece/fem!Japan, rated for masturbation and sex.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Greece, Japan - Complete
A Little National Brotherly Love by X-Hayze-chan-X reviews
A nice, shameless Itacest lemon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 56 - Published: 2/16/2010 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete