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Joined 05-26-12, id: 4022545, Profile Updated: 06-11-17

G'day, this is Emily, a twenty-something living in South Australia.

I'm an avid Batman fan (comics, films and games),
often coming onto FF just for Batman X Joker stories.
Their relationship is so interesting and I love seeing
what the talented writers here come up with in regards
to plot and dialogue between the two. Personally, I've
loved what Scott Snyder and the Arkham games have
done with the Joker & Bats dynamic but I've seen some
really cool stuff from people only citing the Nolan films
or more classic comics like The Killing Joke in their
writing. My tastes can be eclectic (and even sadistic,
when men cry - UGH it gets me every time) but as long
as the piece adheres to my understanding of the
characters and contains emotive writing I'll enjoy it.
Man, I sound like a snob, haha.

Dude, thanks for reading, I appreciate it!
Send a message my way if you are secretly in love with your arch-nemesis but
the whole dead parent thing still got you down.

Such a versatile image, haha.

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Can't we have a nice ending? by Mystrothedefender reviews
A myriad of issues force Bruce into retirement. Joker talks him into moving with him. The adjustment is hard but life together is better than they could have hoped.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2017 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing, The Joker, Damian W./Robin
Forced by Mystrothedefender reviews
Batman finds himself in a bit of a state, and has no idea how he got there, all he knows is that, for some reason, Joker is helping him. SEMI-ABANDONED
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,412 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/20/2016 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker
Unexpected by hahathechokesonyou reviews
Batman is on hiatus and Joker is angry and wants why.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,897 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/6/2016 - Published: 7/17/2014 - Alfred P., Bruce W./Batman, James G., The Joker
Conversations over Coffee and Cheesecake by TheBlackCatCrossing reviews
He did not want to drive the conversation, but something deep inside of him compelled him to continue. There was something frustratingly mysterious about this strange, beautiful man who knew more than what he was saying. Takes place after Batman #49.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,763 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2016 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Monsters by Batsy-baby reviews
-Our Love is just a monster with two heads- (Batman X Joker)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,663 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/5/2016 - Published: 11/28/2015 - [Bruce W./Batman, The Joker]
And They Laughed by SellyStew reviews
Late one night, Joker has been defeated yet again. Hanging on the end of his rope, who could possibly help the clown prince of crime out of his depression? A Batman X Joker one-shot. Rated Mature for Suggestive Themes.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/31/2015 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Trust You by astranauta reviews
Rick/Morty. Alternate ending to Meseeks and Destroy. When Morty locks himself in his room, Rick feels his pain and tries to comfort him. (based off of an anonymous fic prompt gone terribly wrong)
Rick and Morty - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,674 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/7/2015
First Time by astranauta reviews
Rick/Morty. Rick's used to Morty climbing into his bed after a nightmare, but Morty's been dreaming about something else.
Rick and Morty - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/2/2015 - Morty S., Rick S. - Complete
Fucked Up by astranauta reviews
Rick/Morty. Morty cries and Rick hates himself.
Rick and Morty - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/16/2015 - Morty S., Rick S. - Complete
Questionable Experiments by Germany11 reviews
Riddler has a bounty on his head and needs a place to stay. That Place would be the Scarecrows hideout. One condition though Riddler will have to let Crane Experiment on him. Riddler/Scarecrow
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,158 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Edward N./The Riddler, J. Crane/Scarecrow
A Series of Flawed Theories by Katherine reviews
In which the Riddler overreacts, the clown must die, and Scarecrow actually tries to help. ...Maybe.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,155 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Edward N./The Riddler, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Joker, help me by randomplotbunny reviews
A new killer of criminals stalks the streets of Gotham. Only one clown knows his identity or where he will strike next. Can the Joker help his Batsy come to terms with the killers identity? Eventual Joker/Batman.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,836 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 11/19/2013 - [Bruce W./Batman, The Joker] - Complete
Limits by wbss21 reviews
The Joker's always been known for his fearlessness, his unyielding, apathetic nature. But what happens when an obsessed doctor decides to test the limits of that fearlessness? Will the Joker's greatest strength become his greatest weakness?
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 105,935 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman
It Ends With a Smile by 1BadJoke reviews
Joker witnesses something that simply isn't right.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/3/2011 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Amaranthine by Burgundy Midnight reviews
Circumstances force Batman and the Joker to work together. Slash. Rated M to be safe.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/31/2008 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Batman Becomes by Grandi reviews
The Joker decides that Batman needs to be taught to lighten up a bit.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/24/2008
Famous Last Words by Spike'sSavior reviews
“I don’t need to be saved,” Joker said. The final fight between Batman and the Joker. Warning: Violence, mild language, and character death
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2008 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Dynamics by Unworthy reviews
BatmanxJoker drabble.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/2/2008 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Passing Shadows by Spike'sSavior reviews
“I’m hurt Batman, I rise from the dead and all you can say is that it is a trick?” Batman/Joker. Warning- Mentioned character death and suicide.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete