![]() Author has written 1 story for Mass Effect, and Dead Space. Other random crap: Theres a church near my house that puts witty sayings on their signboard, such as: Whine is the product of sour grapes. We have prayer conditioning. (that one was that summer where it was like 100 degrees everyday!!!) Hell doesn't have air conditioning, we do. Jesus invested in you, any interest? Forgive your enemies, it confuses them. There are some questions google can't answer. Looking for a sign? This is it. Free trip to heaven, details inside. Worry ends where faith begins. God answers knee mail. Don't put your begs in one ask it. Faith moves mountains. Skiers beware. Whats greater than God? (see other side) *Looks at other side, it's blank* What can't god forgive? see other side *Looks at other side, it's blank* Jesus- dying to know you End of crap* Hilarious quotes, (still working on this) "I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence... I don't know how you keep forgetting that." -Carl the llama, from llamas with hats. "You need to learn some die!" -the blue unicorn, Charlie teh unicron "Well Vin says that there's something behind all this, right? Some evil force of doom or whatever? Well, if I were said force of doom, then I certainly wouldn't have used my powers to turn the land black. It just lacks flair. Red. Now, that would be an interesting color. Think of the possibilities--if the ash were red, the rivers would run like blood. Black is so monotonous that you can forget about it, but red--you'd always be thinking, 'Why, look at that. That hill is red. That evil force of doom trying to destroy me certainly has style." - Breeze, from the hero of the ages. "We are all on the edge of the abyss of insanity. "Guess what? What? CHICKEN BUTT!"- Jeff the spider and Billy, from wrath of the spider queen. "To Be or not to be, is not the question. The question is... Do you like pie?" -my friend "Karma Loki'd!!" -James (Uberhaxornova) "God DAMMIT!" -Sp00nerism "We are now going to be a reverse sitcom!" -me, living with all my friends Check out my Fictionpress story! (please) |
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