PERCY JACKSON STUFF! :):):)
The Percy Jackson Pledge:
I promise to remember Percy,
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth,
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature,
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke,
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron,
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson,
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia,
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse,
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca,
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico,
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe,
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel,
whenever a limo passes my car.
Yes, I promise to remember PJO,
wherever I may go.
Now swear it on the River Styx!
In loving memory of...
...Luke Castellan, who died to save Olympus and will always be remembered as a hero
...Zoe Nightshade, who went on a quest knowing very well that she would die
...Bianca di Angelo, who sacrificed herself to save her friends
...Daedalus, who died to prevent Luke's army from using the Labyrinth
...Silena Beauregard, who died a hero
...Charles Beckendorf, who let himself die for the sake of a mission's success
...Ethan Nakumura, who redeemed himself in the end only to be killed by Kronos
...Everyone else who died in the Titan War
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood
NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!
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PJO QUESTIONS
1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?
My Answer: The arena for sure
2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date?
My Answer: PERCY!PERCY!PERCY!
3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend?
My Answer: Annabeth. (Duh)
4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate?
My Answer: NONE THEy'RE ALL AWESOME
5. Your Favorite PJatO book?
My Answer: What kind of question is this? They're ALL AWESOME.
6. Your Favorite PJatO Character?
My Answer: Totally Annabeth.
7. Favorite God or Goddess?
My Answer: Athena or Posidon i cant choose
8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?
My Answer: Say hi and challange to a sword fight :)
9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?
My Answer: Annabeth!!!!
10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?
My Answer: Percy! he could just make an air bubble around me and bring me to his father's Palace
11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?
My Answer: Turn and run.
12. Favorite PJatO Pairing?
My Answer: PERCABETH
13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...??
My Answer: Having a pie fight
14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?
My Answer: Robbing a doughnut store with Thaila and Percy.
15. Favorite PJatO Quote?
My Answer: I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush."
16. Favorite Percy Moment?
My Answer: Mr. D, wearing his leopard-skin jogging suit and rummaging through the refrigerator.
He looked up lazily. "Do you mind?"
Where's Chiron!" I shouted.
How rude." Mr. D took a swig from a jug of grape juice. "Is that how you say hello?"
Hello," I amended. "We're about to die! Where's Chiron?”
17. Favorite Nico Moment?
My Answer: "And, whoa!" He looked at Mr. D. "You're the wine dude? No way!"
Mr. D turned his eyes away from me and gave Nico a look of loathing. "The wine dude?"
"Dionysus, right? Oh, wow! I've got your figurine."
"My figurine."
"In my game, Mythomagic. And a holofoil card, too! And even though you've only got like five hundred attack points and everybody thinks you're the lamest god card, I totally think your powers are sweet!"
18. Favorite god or goddess Moment?
My Answer: "Love conquers all," Aphrodite promised. "Look at Helen and Paris. Did they let anything come between them?"
"Didn't they start the Trojan War and get thousands of people killed?"
"Pfft. That's not the point. Follow your heart."
19. Favorite Grover Moment?
My Answer: at the Locust Casino hotel when he said "Die Human! Die silly poullting nasty person!"
20. Favorite Random Moment?
My Answer: "Let us find the dam snack bar" Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."
Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"
Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"
"Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries.
Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."...I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand."
"I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.
"And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt."
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Copy and pate this if Percy Jackson and the Olmpians is your favorite series!! :)
PJO quiz thingy...
ZEUS
] You like being in charge.
]You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt. (ZAAAAAAAP)
] You were voted Class President.
] You do what’s best for everyone.(Maybe...maybe not)
] You have multiple exes.
] You think you have what it takes to run for President.
] You think every problem has a solution.
] You love showing off.
] You like plane rides
] You are hydrophobiac (Water...is...scary)
0/10
POSEIDON
[X] You feel at home in the water.
[X] Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.
] You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
[x] You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
[x] You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
] You swim professionally.
[x] You hate seafood.
] You never get seasick.
[x] You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
] You are acrophobiac
6/10...
HADES
] You’re not that much of a people person.
] You like staying in the dark and writing poems.
] You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
] You like listening to loud, angry music.
[X]You spend most of your time alone.
[x] You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
] You like to keep to yourself.
] All your closets are padlocked.
] You write in diary/journal.
[x] You feel most active at night.
2/10
DEMETER
] You own a garden.
[X] You like the great outdoors.
] You have a green thumb.
] You’re an environmentalist.
] You have a special connection with animals.
] You’re a vegetarian.
] You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
] You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
] You love going to flower shops.
[x] You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.
2/10
ARES
[x] You often start fights.
] You’re a very aggressive type of person.
] You like watching wrestling.
[x] You’re competitive.
] You like reading about war.
]You don’t take anything from anybody.
] You have anger management.
] You never back away from a fight.
] Everyone does what you say.
[x] You don’t always think before you do something.
3/10
ATHENA
[x] You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
[x] You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.
[x] Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.
[x] You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
] You’re the valedictorian in your class
[x] You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.
] You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
[x] You think it would be better if you were the President.
[x] You have a huge shelf of books at home.
] You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful. (Whaaaa???)
7/10
APOLLO
] You’re very creative and artistic.
] You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
] You always feel sunny and optimistic.
[x]You are talented at drawing. (YES!)
] You like writing poetry.
] You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
] You like going to art museums.
[x] You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
[x] You have straight As in Art on your report card.
[x] Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.
4/10
HUNTER OF ARTEMIS
] You dislike boys in general.
] A deer is one of your favorite animals
[x] You can shoot targets
] You like silver.
[x] You like the moon better than the sun
[x] Zoe Nightshade is awesome
[x] You love wild animals (Tiger, lepoards)
] You spend most of your time outdoors.
] You love to move around the place
] Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters
4/10
HEPHAESTUS
] You have a way with tools
] You build awesome things during your free time ] You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
] Metalworking is your forte.
] You have your own toolbox.
]You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
] You’re a techie.
] You often have carpentry projects.
] You dream of being a carpenter.
[x]You aren’t afraid of fire. (FLAME ON!!!!)
1/10
APHRODITE
] Every guy/girl swoons for you.
] You like putting on makeup.
] You naturally smell good.
] You never experience a bad hair day.
] Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.
] You’re always at the front of every trend.
] You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
] You’re often invited to parties.
] Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
] You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.
0/10
HERMES
] You like pickpocketing your friends.
[x] You’re a prankster.
] You’re a speed demon.
[x] You consider yourself restless.
]You’re the best speaker in the class.
] You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
] You’re inventive and resourceful.
[x] You often start arguments.
] You’ve never lost a debate.
] You like making witty and sarcastic statements. (Girl in my class: I'm not stupid! me: You sure about that?)
3/10
DIONYSUS
] You’re the life of the party.
] You like wine.
] You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
] You can finish a martini in less than a minute.
] You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
] You’re a foodie.
] You like going to social events and mingling with people.
]You like trying out new food. (How is food related to him????)
] You feel that you’re abundant in life.
] You think that too much of anything is bad.
0/10
DAUGHTER OF ATHENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Things Learned From Percy Jackson
1. When in doubt, find the dam snack bar-The Titans Curse
2. With great power comes a great need to take a nap-The Last Olympian
3. Paradises are places that can get you killed-The Battle of the Labyrinth
4. Gods get offended easily. Then they blow stuff up. - The Titans Curse
5. You can fight monsters, see Annabeth, and make things go BOOM at the same time.- The Batte of the Labyrinth
6. You can't fix a person like a machine.-The Battle of the Labyrinth
7. Monster will vaporize when sliced by a celestial bronze sword.-The Battle of the Labyrinth
8. Avoid poisonous swords or you'll die, after you shrivel slowly to dust-The Battle of the Labyrinth
9. Anything is possible: including blue food and that Percy can pass seventh grade - The Sea of Monsters
10. People, and horses, who call Mr. D. the wine dud end up in a bottle of Merlot.- The Titans Curse
11. Three kids can drown in a really big bath.- The Lightning Thief
12. Everything strange washes up in Miami-The Sea of Monsters
13. You can't enjoy practical jokes when you feel like one.-The Last Olympian
14. Just say hello to the poodle.-The Lightning Thief
15. When you need Tantalus to go away, tell him to chase a doughnut. -The Sea of Monsters
16. Even heroes drool in their sleep- The Lightning Thief
17. When things seem bad enough, they usually breathe fire.-The Sea of Monsters
18. When barnyard animals don't want to kill you, they want food.-The Lightning Thief
19. Don't blow your nose when someone near you is running from skeletons.-The Titans Curse
20. Don't beat a god in a video game- he might want your soul. -The Last Olympian
FUN STUFF!!!!
this is this cat
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this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
I can't believe i fell for that!!!!
Let's eat Grandma.
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Let's eat, Grandma.
PUNCTUATION.
IT SAVES LIVES.
USE IT.
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HOW CRAZEE??
Crazy is when you have a voice in your head that you named Pedro, even though he clearly isn't spanish and you just do that to annoy him.
Crazy is when you're so obsessed with eating your Jell-o (and you forgot to put a spoon in your lunch box) that you try drinking your Jell-o through a straw and using straw chopsticks because straws were the only untensil-type thing available.
Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music.
Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes.
Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.
Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.
Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself.
Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.
Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.
Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".
Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence.
Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it.
Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist.
Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments.
Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day.
Crazy is when your crazy.
Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym.
Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown.
Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them.
Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles.
Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move.
Crazy is when you can call yourself something else, and completely become that person, forgetting your reason for hating the world,
Crazy is when you laugh at nothing during school and laugh when everyone looks at you like your insane.
Crazy is when you trip over nothing at all, fall, and say "I see the ground...it's pretty".
Crazy is when you get drunk on mountain dew.
Crazy is when you keep staring and laughing at the ground and saying " Poodle? Why u doin flips?"
If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!