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Joined 08-01-10, id: 2475501, Profile Updated: 02-03-11
Author has written 3 stories for NCIS, and Twilight.

Well hi there. Lemme break down the facts for yaaa.

- kierstan mackenzie.

- 15 years old.

- softball player.

- ncis lover.

- twilight addict.

- drama hater.

- don't know me? don't judge me.

- wanna talk? message me. i don't bite. i promise.

- i'm a newbie writer , so don't criticize too hard please.

- im a very dramatic person. so i'd be a good actress. maybe a new ncis agent? yes please!

- im a huge ncis addict , in case you can't tell.

Favorites:

Show : NCIS

Actor : Robert Pattinson - Michael Weatherly

Actress: Kristin Stewart - Alyssa Milano

Color: Lime Green

Book: Twilight - Maximum Ride Series

Food: Mac N' Cheese ;D

Movie: Twilight - Eclipse - Dear John

Animal: Dolphins / Ducks / Tigers

Dislikes:

- go carts.

- green vegetables.

- drama / drama starters.

- justin bieber.

Quotes:

[Softball]

It's not just any sport, it's not just throwing a ball, hitting and running. I live with the cheering of my players while I'm up to bat. I live with the red stitches of the softball rubbing against my fingers when I snap my wrist and let it fly. I live with mistakes every day in it, and I live learning them. I live on the pitchers mound where I need complete confidence in my self. I live with snapping my wrist to the catcher and getting the batter out, a perfect strike. I live not only for my teammates, but for my self. I live for fastpitch softball.

Got a problem with me? Solve It
Think Im trippin? Tie My Shoe
Can't stand me? Sit Down
Can't face me? Turn Around
Love me? Awesome
Hate me? Even Better
Think Im ugly? Like your prettier?
Don't know me? Don't Judge Me
Think u know me? You Don't Have A Clue.

:¨·.·¨:
`Softball. Love it, experience it, and when you step on the field just do what you do. Play hard 24/7. You dont want to leave anything behind and regret it years down the road that you didnt give it all you could have.

[Love]

“If I never met you, I wouldn't like you. If I didn't like you, I wouldn't love you. If I didn't love you, I wouldn't miss you. But I did, I do, and I will.”

"The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else. "

“I love walking in the rain, 'cause then no-one knows I'm crying.”

“I always knew looking back on my tears would bring me laughter, but I never knew looking back on my laughter would make me cry.”

"Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear."

"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, its yours forever. If it dosent, then it was never meant to be. "

"If you love someone you would be willing to give up everything for them, but if they loved you back theyd never ask you to. "

"Don't let someone become your everything, because when they're gone you have nothing..."

"I get the best feeling in the world when you say hi or even smile at me because I know, even if its just for a second, that I've crossed your mind."

"Falling in love is awfully simple, but falling out of love is simply awful. "

"To the world you are one person, but to one person you are the world."

"Don't fall for someone, that isn't willing to catch you.."

"Everyone says love hurts, but that isn't true. Loneliness hurts. Rejection hurts. Losing someone hurts. Envy hurts. Everyone gets these things confused with love, but in reality love is the only thing in this world that covers up all pain and makes someone feel wonderful again. Love is the only thing in this world that does not hurt."

"If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk in my garden forever."

"Boys are like stars, there are millions of them out there, but only one can make your dreams come true."

"If you love me, let me know. If not, please gently let me go. "

"The ones that you love the most are usually the ones that hurt you the most."

"If you live to be 100, I hope I live to be 100 minus 1 day, so I never have to live without you."

[NCIS]

You know that you're addicted to NCIS when...

1. You have seen every episode several times and still never get tired of it.
2. You will yell if someone tries bothers you on Tuesday night when you are watching a new episode of NCIS.
3. You find yourself Gibbs Slapping people. (Or yourself) - ALL THE TIME! (Ive got lots of guy friends. They now run when I'm pissed :)
4. You have had a dream about it or involving one of the characters. (All the time. I'm creepy like that)
5. You daze out while sitting at your desk and imagine yourself running along side Tony and Ziva with your gun drawn yelling, "Federal agents! Drop your weapon!" (or just about Tiva in general. I write my stories at school. Usually in english.)
6. You watch the movies that Tony has mentioned. As many as humanly possible that is. (Remember, he mentioned Pacific Heights once? "Michael Keatons best work." It is. But it's actually a stupid ass movie)
7. You wish USA would put more than just three episodes a night on. (THEY HAD THIS AWESOME THING DURING THE SUMMER THAT WAS LIKE MARATHON 3 DAYS A WEEK!!! WHAT HAPPENED?!?!!?"
8. You have started using military refernces. Hit the head, scuttle butt, hit the rack, etc. (hell yeah. I yell semper fi, my friends yell "ooh RAH!")
9. The majority of television you watch is of NCIS.
10. You smell something funny or hear a beeping sound and your mind goes to a chemical attack or a bomb.
10a. Whenever you walk in a new or strange place, you imagine yourself stumbling accross a body and your SHOCK face would be the Fwish moment (I made that one up. but that happens all the time when I walk to and from school. LOL)
11. You call people Probie and use McNicknames. (McGeek! McLoser, McSpazz, McAwesome.)
12. Your dog goes missing and you say to, "Put out a BOLO." (Dont have a dog. I say that all the time when i cant find mah friends)
13. You try and convince every person you meet to watch it. (Yup)
14. You use the term Hinky. (I quote all of the characters. Who doesn't?)
15. You find yourself singing Tony's undercover song at odd times.
16. You yell "ON YOUR SIX BOSS" whenever a teacher tells you to do something. Or your following a friend.
17. All your sentences begin with "On this one episode of NCIS..." or you can relate you're entire life to NCIS
18. You name things after characters. Dogs, cats, pencils... (air mattresses. Camping trip. Nuff Said.)
19. You find anyone who also occasionally watches NCIS, you talk your face off about it.
If any of these refer to you copy and paste it into your profile.

Tony: Ziva, did you kill Houdini?
Ziva: It is possible, I do not remember all their names.

Ziva: Is he always this juvenile?
McGee: Only on the days of the week ending in day.

Tony: That’s original, McGee. Is there any part of your brain that’s your own?
McGee: At least I have one, Tony.
Tony: What’s that supposed to mean?
McGee: Nothing.
Tony: We’re not going anywhere.
McGee: What, until I apologize?
Tony: No, not until you apologize. We’re in the wrong damn car!

Ziva: All of these people are in the military?
Tony: Yeah, the uniforms are kind of a dead giveaway.

Tony: He works in a supply office, who's he gonna asassinate? Mr. Clean?

Ziva: Where did all these people come from?
Tony: Didn’t you see the signs? It’s yard sale day.
Ziva: I see. And do Marines sell their yards often?

McGee: Are you alone?
Tony: Oh yeah. Just me and 5000 of my closest friends. I AM NEVER ALONE! (He leans forward and whispers) I really need to come home, boss.
Gibbs: Workin' on it.

McGee: What do you see?
Tony: A short life. Yours, if I get caught.

McGee: Thank you, Tony. Look after yourself. Don't fall overboard, okay?
Tony: (looks left and right, then mutters) More likely to jump.
Gibbs: DiNozzo!
Tony: (puzzled) Pa?
Gibbs: Take care of yourself.
Tony: (looks around) Miss you too, Dad.
McGee: I never thought I'd say this and actually mean it, but it’s good to see you, Tony.
Tony: I miss you too, Probie.
Tony: (To Gibbs and McGee) Well its been great talking with you Pa, thanks Tim, you know I love you guys…just Tim is always messing my stuff up, he doesn’t know how to shift gears; he doesn’t change the oil; make sure you feed the chickens, say Hi to mom.
McGee: (in reference to Tony) He's insane.
Gibbs: (smiling) Oh yeah.

Abby: Thank you Sir.
Gibbs: Don't call me Sir.
Abby: Thank you Ma'am.
Gibbs: (smiles)

Ziva: What is this place?
Guard: It's classified.
Tony: Classified. What you got in there? Aliens? Big Foot? Arc of the covenant? (Guard looks impatient) That only leaves one thing...
Ziva and McGee: (in unison) Unicorn.

Gibbs: So he was sleeping?
Ducky: There are other reasons why men take their clothes off before getting into bed, Jethro.
Gibbs: Any evidence of that Duck?
Palmer: Well he did come to a sticky end!

Gibbs: Requisition replacement cell phones and weapons for my team. Go!
Palmer: Pistols?
Gibbs: Well, no, Palmer. Crossbows, if you think they might work better.

Palmer: What if part of your job includes touching naked people and...
Tracy Taylor: That's inappropriate at any time.
Palmer: Even if they're dead?
Tracy Taylor: Why are you touching dead, naked people?

Carson Taylor: Playboy mansion!
Palmer: It's a school, Carson. Are you sure you don't know DiNozzo?

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Sexy Silk by jlho reviews
Bella is a smart mouthed, celebrity hating P.A. to a Hollywood Stylist. Edward is an arrogant Hollywood playboy. What happens when their paths cross on the night of the Globes? Rated M for swears and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 179,340 - Reviews: 3599 - Favs: 5,414 - Follows: 3,878 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Should Have Been by The Lilac Elf of Lothlorien reviews
What if Gibbs' daughter, Kelly, had lived? How would the lives of the NCIS characters change with Kelly Gibbs in the picture? A rewriting of different episodes with Gibbs' daughter alive and well.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 150,256 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs
The RollerCoaster Of Pregnancy For The Team! by Today.Is.Life reviews
The sequel to "I Don't Like That Old Face". In this story, Ziva is pregnant. Tony is elated and their both very happy! How does the team react? WARNING: INCLUDES VERY HORMONAL ZIVA DAVID, SO PLEASE BE AWARE OF DEATH THREATS, thank you :
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,402 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
What Happened Between by musicchica10 reviews
Ziva was captured at the end of Season 6, what happened to her? What did she think? What were the other agents thinking? And when Season 7 comes around, her night in shining armor comes and saves her.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,869 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Conversations by Emma-ncis reviews
Chapter 96: Ziva confronts Gibbs about setting people up to kill their siblings. Spoilers for Spider and the Fly 8x01. *A series of one-shot conversations between Ziva and Gibbs over the course of the show*
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 96 - Words: 79,403 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Ziva D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
What Happens Before You Die by WriterK83 reviews
After Ziva is rescued from Somalia, what is her first night really like in DC? A short story, with likely another chapter or two, told from Ziva and Tony's point of view.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,356 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Going out by m3g reviews
Abby had a hard day, and is going out to play.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,484 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Two Plus One Makes Three by mollygibbs101 reviews
After my loverly 'Forbidden Fruit' oneshot, I decided and promised that there would be more.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,960 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Ziva D., Jenny Shepard - Complete
White Flag by nosirrah95 reviews
Ziva thought she was in love. Now she's scared to fight back. And a co-worker is asking about the bruises on her face. A little bit of Tiva, but mostly team protectivness.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,303 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D.
New addition to family Gibbs by gibbsgirlie08 reviews
Set during the episode ' Silver War ' this is my take on ABby's trouble accepting Ziva and her new position Warning: Will contain spanking
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,016 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Abby S.
Over The Course Of A Weekend by oxcaitymariexo reviews
The events occuring over one weekend in the lives of our favorite NCIS agents. My first fanfic.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010
No More Secrets by Pipy889 reviews
Ziva has a secret but she fails to tell anyone, not even Tony. But when something happens while at a crime scene, will she finally let her guard down? Do I even need to say that this is a major TIVA?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Isle Esme by Totteacher reviews
Edwards point of view of the honeymoon and Bella's pregnancy. Contains lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 117,258 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Complete
Mr & Mrs Gibbs by Jo. R reviews
When two marines are murdered, their wives abducted, Mr & Mrs Gibbs go undercover to catch a killer.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,359 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
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Urges reviews
Bella starred at him in disbelief. "I guess I'm wondering why you stopped. I mean I kind of expected it.. I didn't think you would really go any farther than this.." Edward chuckled lightly. "Oh love. We're only getting started."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Edward, Bella
Three Hearts reviews
One Shot. Tony/Gibbs. Not Slash. References to Tiva/Teanne. Set in season 4. Warning, references to alcohol. "Theres two hearts on the line here Gibbs."..."No Tony, theres three." Summary sucks, but hey, I only had 730 words to work with.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
If You Only Knew reviews
... Just read it.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,804 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete