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![]() Author has written 2 stories for Twilight. Hi, my name is Alicia. Twilight is my favorite book/movie. I like to wear bright colors and high-tops. Sometimes my high-tops are brightly colored. I like to have on lots of bracelets. I also like to write poetry. All of my friends always say I'm weird. They're wrong, I'm unique. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter This is weird, but interesting! If you The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism You know you live in 2010 when... 1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. Girls Favorite stupid pickup lines(do not try) 15 Things to do when you're in Walmart! 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look." 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15.Grab alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go." pick up line comebacks, add to it Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost Write down your 10 favourite Twilight Characters (no particular order) and answer the questions AFTERWARDS : 1. Jacob 2. Renesmee 3. Jasper 4. Esme 5. Emmett 6. Embry 7. Alice 8. Emily 9. Quil 10. Carlisle 1. Have you ever read a three/eight fanfic before? No, I think it would be wierd. 2. Do you think four is hot? No, I she's a girl and so am I. . . 3. What would happen if eight got one pregnant? The day Emily got Jacob pregnant I would be trapped in a book about eggs. (sarcasm) 4. Do you recall any fics about two? Yes, about about her and Jake. 5. Would four and five make a good couple? No, Esme is like a mother to Emmet. 6. Seven and three or seven and nine? That would be Alice/Jasper or Alice/ Quil, 7/3 all the way. 7. What would happen if one walked in on two and eight in an awkward situation? If Jacob walked in on Renesmee and Emily? What? Don't ask me. 8. Make up a summary of a three/ten fic. Jasper gives up human blood and with Alice's hand in his, he goes and finds Carlisle. The End! 9. Is there such a thing as one/eight fluff? Hmmmm, maybe. 10. Suggest a title for a six/two hurt/comfort fic. Embry/Renesmee, *The OTHER Wolf* 11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to go out with one? I wouldn't, it's gross. 12. What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? What do YOU think?! 13. If you wrote a song-fic about nine, what song would you choose? Goofy Goober from SpongeBob the movie. OH, YEAH!! 14. If you wrote a one/five/nine fic, what would the warning be? Do Not read. (Jacob/Emmet/Quil) 15. What might be a good pick-up line for four to use on eight? 'I'm cold, warm me up?' |
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