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Joined 02-27-10, id: 2271890, Profile Updated: 09-04-10
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Hi, my name is Alicia. Twilight is my favorite book/movie. I like to wear bright colors and high-tops. Sometimes my high-tops are brightly colored. I like to have on lots of bracelets. I also like to write poetry. All of my friends always say I'm weird. They're wrong, I'm unique.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin, "CRAP! We messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Are yor personal crying shoulder.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Lose your junk and tell you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say, "You betta drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost

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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

You know you live in 2010 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7.As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
10. You were too busy to notice number five.
11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
13. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did. (Yup, every SINGLE time!)

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along; the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Favorite stupid pickup lines(do not try)
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
What's that in your eye? Must just be a twinkle.
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
When God made you, he was showing off.
Fat Penguin. WHAT? I just thought I'd say something to break the ice.Favorite stupid pickup lines(do not try)

15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look."

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grab alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go."

pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...

Write down your 10 favourite Twilight Characters (no particular order) and answer the questions AFTERWARDS :

1. Jacob

2. Renesmee

3. Jasper

4. Esme

5. Emmett

6. Embry

7. Alice

8. Emily

9. Quil

10. Carlisle

1. Have you ever read a three/eight fanfic before? No, I think it would be wierd.

2. Do you think four is hot? No, I she's a girl and so am I. . .

3. What would happen if eight got one pregnant? The day Emily got Jacob pregnant I would be trapped in a book about eggs. (sarcasm)

4. Do you recall any fics about two? Yes, about about her and Jake.

5. Would four and five make a good couple? No, Esme is like a mother to Emmet.

6. Seven and three or seven and nine? That would be Alice/Jasper or Alice/ Quil, 7/3 all the way.

7. What would happen if one walked in on two and eight in an awkward situation? If Jacob walked in on Renesmee and Emily? What? Don't ask me.

8. Make up a summary of a three/ten fic. Jasper gives up human blood and with Alice's hand in his, he goes and finds Carlisle. The End!

9. Is there such a thing as one/eight fluff? Hmmmm, maybe.

10. Suggest a title for a six/two hurt/comfort fic. Embry/Renesmee, *The OTHER Wolf*

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to go out with one? I wouldn't, it's gross.

12. What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? What do YOU think?!

13. If you wrote a song-fic about nine, what song would you choose? Goofy Goober from SpongeBob the movie. OH, YEAH!!

14. If you wrote a one/five/nine fic, what would the warning be? Do Not read. (Jacob/Emmet/Quil)

15. What might be a good pick-up line for four to use on eight? 'I'm cold, warm me up?'

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He Could Be the One reviews
This is a short little one-shot about Bella doubting her relationship with Edward. I may be posting another JACOB/BELLA soon, be on the look out.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Hidden reviews
This poem is something I found in my sister's poem book and I thought it sounded a lot like how maybe Leah would feel before she was a werewolf. hinting of Leah/Sam---My very first story!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Leah - Complete