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Joined 05-29-11, id: 2946037, Profile Updated: 11-24-11
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My name is Louis Walker, and I am a 16 year old boy. I have brown hair and blue eyes, and I'm about six feet tall. I live with my grandparents, my mom and my little sister, who I love to bits. My mom has trouble maintaining a solid romantic relationship so me and my sister come from different dads.

If you took one look at me, you would probably label me as either Emo or Goth. While the goth one is true, I am what is known as a "Perky Goth." I love animated things, video games and webcomics (Homestuck is a favorite of mine.).

I am currently IN LOVE! with my beta reader! She's pretty awesome, and isn't biased by our love. If you want her critiques, PM me for her email address. She does multiple fandoms, so you'll just have to ask her what she'll do.


Crazy Vortian Theories from yours truly:

1) Vortians are carnivores. This is because they have sharp teeth. I mean, just look at them! They're definitely sharper than an Irken's teeth.

2) Vortians are mammals, or at least mammalian. I can't think of many reptiles with horns except for maybe dinosaurs and dragons (which aren't real), and I just can't think of Vortians as anything but mammals anyway. So there.

3) Primal Vortians butted their heads together to establish dominance. Why else would they have horns? That's what deer, rams, goats, and other horned animals do with theirs.


Copypasta crap.

1. If you could hang out anywhere, where would it be?

My Answer: The Massive. I'd chill with the Tallest (and try to keep my fanfic FAR FAR AWAY from them)

2. Which IZ Character Would You Date?

My Answer: Tak. In my opinion, British accents are sexy.

3. Which IZ Character Is Your Best Friend?

My Answer: Most likely Dib.

4. Which IZ Character Do You Hate?

My Answer: I'd have to say Iggins. He was annoying and ugly, and gives a bad name to us gamers! Isn't that right, Gaz? (Gaz looks up from her game and nods)

5. Your Favorite IZ Episode?

My Answer: It's a toss up between Tak, the Hideous New Girl and Backseat Drivers

6. Your Favorite IZ Character?

My Answer: Tak

7. Favorite Almighty Tallest?

My Answer: Purple

8. Zim walks up to you, what do you do?

My Answer: Smile, then kidnap him and imprison him in my house for all eternity, then call Tak and let her take over.

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

My Answer: Depends on the concert.

10. You accidently got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

My Answer: Dib

11. Zim asked you to help him repopulate Irk...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

My Answer: "Dude... I'm a guy."

12. Favorite IZ Pairing?

My Answer: I don't always ship, but when I do, I ship TALNR. You may kill me now.

13. You and the Tallests are on the Massive...??

My Answer: See #1.

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

My Answer: Watching my little sister play with Gir.

15. Favorite IZ Quote?

My Answer: "You're a worse pilot then I am! Wait..."

16. Favorite Zim Moment?

My Answer: When he hugs the cold unfeeling arm.

17. Favorite Dib Moment?

My Answer: When he knocks out the power and says "Sorry everyone! Again!"

18. Favorite Tallest Moment?

My Answer: When Purple spazzes out in Backseat Drivers.

19. Favorite GIR Moment?

My Answer: This is blink and you miss it. When Zim hops off of his head in Megadoomer he says "I'm Floating!"

20. Favorite Random Moment?

My Answer: When Mr.Slushy puts the child under the chair.

Your Fears:

Getting kidnapped.

Your Perfect Pizza:

DEEP DISH MEAT.

Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:

Finishing most of my first fanfic... or at least getting the plot all set out.

Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:

Bl Turn your head sideways and you'll get it.

Thoughts First Waking Up:

"I DON'T WANNA GET UP."

Your Best Physical Feature:

My height.

Your Bedtime:

10 on weekdays 11 on weekends.

McDonalds or Burger King:

McDonalds

Chocolate or Vanilla:

Chocolat

Do you Smoke:

Nope

Will you Smoke:

No, I like to set a good example.

Do you Swear:

In moderation, motherfucker.

Do you Sing:

Oh yeah

Do you Shower Daily:

Of course

Do you behave yourself:

I try to.

Do you get Motion Sickness:

Yes.

Do you think you are Attractive:

Yes.

Are you a Health Freak

I definitely care about my body more then other people.

Do you get along with your Parents:

Most of the time.

Do you like Thunderstorms:

Kinda.

Do you play an Instrument:

No.

In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:

Yeah, just to try. That shit's nasty.

In the past month have you gone to a Mall:

Yup.

In the past month have you eaten Sushi:

Yea.

What do you want to be when you grow up:

I want to be an Cartoonist.

What country would you most like to Visit:

Britain.

Number of CDs I own:

A few.

Fave Food:

A good old fashioned steak.

Fave Music:

Too varied to say.

What do your feet smell like?

Feet

What does your hair smell like?

Uh... my sister says it smells like plastic...

Can you clap with your feet?

Kinda.

Have you seen purple cows?

I've never been on hallucinogens, so no.

If you have had 10 Mountain Dews, what would you be like?

All twitchy and stuff.

When you think of the words "George Bush", what comes to your mind:

Shoes.

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Taller and Alone by xXyumpancakesXx reviews
Tallest Purple has grown and is declared the only Tallest of Irk, while Red gets exiled and sent down to Earth. With Zim. No romance, just friendship.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,760 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Red, Zim - Complete
Reimu fights the bad guys of adrkness by Talos Angel reviews
I apologize to anyone who reads this; I was drunk when I did so. I am leaving it up for archival purposes.
Touhou Project - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Reimu H., Marisa K. - Complete
Inferior reviews
After a crackdown on Irkens who don't do their jobs is issued, Tak finds herself the first to face the new punishment: getting forced into a body of an "Inferior Species". As she gets used to her new body, she joins the Resisty and fights against the Empire she used to serve. My first fic.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,931 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Tak, Lard Nar