SH-John, do we have a mop in the house? JW- yes JW-why? JW- Sherlock? SH-i may have spilled some ..stuff on the rug. JW-what "stuff" ?! SH- an experiment gone wrong SH-where are you? We need eggs JW- why would you use a mop on a rug? JW-wait what rug?! JW-and what was spilled? SH- eggs JW- i will get the bloody eggs then you tell me what you spilled on my rug that my sister brought back from her Holliday sherlock JW- it was expensive SH- no it wasn't. SH- and i spilled eggs on it JW- 0_o SH-where are you? SH- we need to go out JW- together? What for ? SH- a new rug JW-okay JW I'm at Tesco meet me there? |