Loli.Lita.Lolita
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Joined 08-09-10, id: 2488611, Profile Updated: 08-09-10

Yo, mah names Lily, or Loli-Lita from deviantart =3=

and I dunno what else to say ;u;

WAIT... oh shoot, I forgot.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal electrocute the poor animals? And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile!

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, why aren't two mooses meese, or if two foots are feet, why arn't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, but I'm just random If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population has switched to Rap. If you are in the 8 percent who still ROCKS, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this to your profile.

93 percent of american teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" or "Your point being?" or "You just realized this now?" or "Wow, you're even more stupid than you look." or nevermind, just copy this to your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

I prefer solitude over company. Copy and paste this in your profile you have the same feeling.

Copy and Paste this into your profile if you didn't know that the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep all have the same tune, and all were composed by Mozart.

98 percent of the Internet population has a Myspace account. If you're part of the 2 percent that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

Insult marching band, and you insult an EXTREMELY fast mob of kids with various instruments that can be shoved into VERY unpleasnt places.

If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you weird, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself copy and paste this to your profile.

Copy this to your profile if you ever pushed the door that said pull.

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

f you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

.eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you are reading this line, copy and paste it in ur profile.

If you find good morning to be a contradiction of terms, copy&paste this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your head repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile,(I would do that anyway, even if I wasn't laughing, y'know w)

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile. (MY BED, IT HATES ME D:)

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (Dur, it would be meeeeeeee~!)

agree when people say girls rule now and 4ever. Copy & paste this in your profile if you agree

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, Vampiregal22,Edward-Lover1, SPOONS Secret Agent Alice, Golden Eyed Vampire, vampgurl15,LxiPattz, xWayTooMuchSugarx, GossipGirlHere, Nessie-fan, MaloryCullen14, Miss.NessaCarnesir, Loli.Lita.Lolita

If you have ever screamed at characters in a movie or on a TV show, telling them what to do, even if you already know that they don't do it, copy/paste this onto your profile.
If you want J.K.R to make a series about the Marauders, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you secretly believe (and hope) that J.K.R. is really a Hogwarts alumni pretending it is fictional, copy this into your profile.
If you missed Hogwarts as much as Harry while searching for Horcruxes with him, copy this into your profile.
If you're 11th birthday was the worst birthday ever because you didn't get a letter to Hogwarts copy/paste this into your profile.
If you think that Draco/Hermione, Draco/Ginny, and Draco/Luna shippers should all join the Harry/Hermione shippers in the bottom of the lake copy/paste this onto your profile.

What to say if a guy actually uses these pickup lines
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Women: Any where you aren't.
Man: Havn't I seen you some place before?
Women: Yes, that's why I stopped going there.
Man: Your place or mine?
Women: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Women: Do not enter.
Man: What do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: I s this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and so will this one if you sit in it.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'u' and 'i' together.
Women: I'd put 'f' and 'u' together.

ωнєη α gυy sαys yσυя HOT
нє's ℓσσkιηg αт υя вσ∂y
ωнєη α gυy sαys yσυя PRETTY
нє's ℓσσkιηg αт υя ƒα¢є
ωнєη α gυy sαys υя BEAUTIFUL
нє's ℓσσkιηg αт yσυя нєαят

If you are still reading this, copy and paste into ur profile

If you belive that alieans actually built the pyramids (with the help of the egyptians) copy and paste this to your profile!

If you have ever laughed so hard milk (or blackcurrent in my case) had dripped out of your nose, copy and paste this to your profile