![]() Author has written 5 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Avengers, Flash, and Hawkeye. Hey all So uhm, I'm Richie, Son of Hermes, master thief and whatnot. My favorite stories are from the Percy Jackson and the Olympians The Mortal Instruments. I'd like to take a shot at writing sometime, but, never any free time so maybe over break or when divine inspiration decides to strike. I may be from America (born and raised in California) but GO CZECH REPUBLIC! My first story published on here is Perseus Jackson's A Divine Comedy: Inferno. It isnt an actual comedy, but very tragic and is an adventure of Divine proportions. I plan to publish a Purgatorio and Paradisio after I finish inferno. I'm one of the people who HATE stereotypes! Post this on your profile if you do too. x are the ones i am I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be evil. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be an asshole. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.x I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRATIC, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.X I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm ADOPTED, so I MUST be unwanted or useless. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.X I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS/BI'S/LESBIANS, so I must be GAY/BI/LESBIAN TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.X I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.X I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. ( I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.X I'm a SKATER, so I must do weed and steal stuff. I'm a PUNK, so I must only wear black and date only other punks. I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED, so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so, I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black. I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told). I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.X I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.X I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. My BESTIE is BI, so I MUST be BI TOO. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a dick. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse. I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist. I’m am FRIENDS with CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual. I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak. (Ironic as I'm a giant) I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo, not very good at it, and kind of hate writing. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. I’m not the MOST POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT ONLINE, I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins. I'm PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan. I CUT, so I MUST be EMO I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion. I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I like YAOI/YURI, so I MUST be GAY/LESBIAN. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.X I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos. I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times. I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friend with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake. I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life, so I MUST be having problem IM A TOMBOY SO I MUST BE A LESBIAN IM A GIRLY BOY SO I MUST BE GAY I LIKE JAPAN SO I MUST LIKE ANIMEX I HATE ANIME SO I MUST HATE JAPAN I LIKE RUSSIA SO I MUST BE A communist IM A MONARCHIST SO I MUST NOT CARE ABOUT POOR PEOPLE OR FREEDOM I HATE democracy SO I MUST HATE FREEDOM |
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