![]() Author has written 1 story for Twilight. I am not giving any information about me to any of you stalkers out there! Except maybe my Deviant art: love4vamps If it's what I wear, buy me new clothes. If you have a problem with me, solve it. You Say Pink We all know or knew someone like this!! One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books.I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one She ended up staying longer than As she walked along under the tall elm When she reached the alley, which was a However, halfway down the alley she She became uneasy and began to pray, Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness When she reached the end of the alley, The following day, she read in the Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and Thanking the Lord for her safety and to She felt she could recognize the man, so The police asked her if she would be She agreed and immediately pointed out When the man was told he had been The officer thanked Diane for her bravery She asked if they would ask the man one Diane was curious as to why he had not When the policeman asked him, he Amazingly, whether you believe or not, Re post this if you truly PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry.' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. you can ignore that if ya want but it still scares the shit outta me! My name is Tiffany I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can’t do a wrong I can’t speak at all Or else I'm locked up All day long. When I'm awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren’t home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie’s bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I’m so afraid now I’m starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He’s already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is Tiffany I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me And you can help Sickens me top the soul, And if you read this and don’t pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be One heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do Is pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE Her name was Abby Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad copy and paste this if you are against child abuse and want to kick all of the abusers butts cause you hate 'em! FRIENDS AND BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through high-school /college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost. BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive. BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance. FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down. BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me. FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me. BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me. FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops. BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they’re after me in the first place. FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public. BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too. A good friend will comfort you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A good friend will say you can do better. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?" A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry. A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you. A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in. A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore. A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter This is Bunny. Copy and paste him onto your profile to help him dominate the world One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject. Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies. Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most. An apple a day keeps the doctor away (if well aimed). I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. (Stupid psychiatrist. :P ) If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an Amerian Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: Man: Where have you been all my life? He: Can I invite you a drink? He: Can I have this song? He: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? IF you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you weird, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself, copy and past this to your profile. If you’ve used bold, italics, and underline all at once just to see what it looked like, copy this and paste it in your profile. If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don’t exist, put this in your profile. If you believe in your right to like/dislike what you like/dislike without the express approval of society or your local fangirls, copy and paste this into your profile. iF YOU'VE EVER TYPED A WHOLE SENTENCE AND THEN LOOKED UP AND REALIZED THE CAPS LOCK WAS ON AT THE WRONG TIME, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE If you've ever attempted alchemy by clapping your hands or drawing an array, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fan art, or anime fan fictions that you zoned out and came back to reality 5 minutes or more later with no idea what’s going on, copy and paste this into your profile If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you get annoyed by people flaming random artists on youtube saying that their music sucks, that get pissed when you tell them not to listen to their music if they hate it so much, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever spun around in a chair and gone, "WEEEEE," copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you think Japan is cool copy this to your profile If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you think that -/_\- looks like Itachi, copy this into your profile. If you think this -_V looks like Deidara, copy this into your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile. If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile. If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile. BANANA PHONE! HA.HA.HAHA! post this on your profile if you are extremely random 98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off. If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile! If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile. If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile. (actually I'm already on the dark side, the cookies were just a bonus! XD) If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc. then copy this into your profile! If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this. I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile. If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. 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If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) Dream about it, B.) Sing it in school no matter who's listening OR C.) Know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile. (I am Australian but it still rings true) No event is complete without theme music. If you have ever started humming/singing your own theme music, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are one of the proud teens/adults who have a v-o-c-a-b-u-l-a-r-y and do not limit themselves to "omg!" and "Like, that is, like, so, like, totally awsome...!". copy and paste this into your profile. If reading is a buzzilion times better than watching brain-numbing TV, copy and paste this into your profile Education can make the difference between Mcdonalds and being a rocket scientist. If you think education can be cool if you don't end up with a monotone teacher/professor, copy and paste this into your profile. you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (It's kinda hard...). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours. If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand BAKA = Beautiful, Amazing, Kind Australian. If you get inspired to write at random moments through the day put this on your profile. if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile. If you are the insane friend then copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have laughed so hard that you couldn't breath and ended up laughing silently while half crying due to lack of air copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever tried to use magic, copy and paste this to your profile. If you believe in fantasy, copy and paste this to your profile. If you wish you could speak in smileys, copy/paste this onto your profile If you're the kind of person who always says no when somebody asks if anyone's there, copy/paste this onto your profile If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile. Chocolate chip cookies are yummy! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile. who doesn't love cookies?? If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and paste this onto your profile.( I do not think I'm (at least fully) human, so why bother asking?) -If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. -If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. -The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. -If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. i love these things, i used to decide where songs would go where in movies with my friends if you've ever treid to poke your eye and missed, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are a person who is friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. (Weeeeeeeeell maybe not so secretly) If you've ever randomly burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile! If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever had a really (and I mean really) obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile! If people think you are mentally insane...copy this into your profile If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile If you think that this is beautiful, copy it into your profile! Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination. SUPPORT THE BUNNY! (\_/) If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile. My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile. If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile. If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever dreamed or wished that a book character was real, copy and paste this in your profile If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on copy and paste this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. -If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile. -If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. if you think shou tucker should be hit by a meatior, bus and a cow one by one stacking on top of the last or die by any other painful means for turning nina into a chimera copy and paste this onto your profile. if you have ever been writing something and even though your head is far away from the paper you still poked your eye with that pen/pencil, copy and paste this ontoyour profile. if you have ever considered that you might have an evil twin then came to the conclusion that you'd be the evil twin, copy and paste this onto your profile. |
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