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Joined 05-27-12, id: 4024420, Profile Updated: 08-04-12
Author has written 1 story for Adventure Time with Finn and Jake.

Hello!

Age: I am not going to say...

Name: Madison

Nickname(s): Maddie, Mad-dog(only by family members), Kira, Sweetpea (also by family)

Appearance: Brown with 3 blonde highlights that is about mid-back and slightly wavy/curly, blue eyes with slight green, brown rimmed glasses, 5'4(1/4)", pale(and i mean im paler than casper the friendly ghost) skin.

Fav. clothes: A black jacket(which has orchestra in blue written on it), blue jeans, t-shirts, and some comfy sneakers. Personality: Harsh to unknown ppl or bullyies(haters), but will warm up to ya if your a good friend.

I have some fan-fics on teh way, but won't be able to post yet, and if you have ANY advice on my stories, please give it to me via pm or review. Thank you for helping me become a better writer!

Current obsessions: Tetragrammaton Labyrinth, My Little Pony: Friendship is magic, Hetalia, and books

Hey guys, I'm currently working on 'Broken Memories' and 'Memories from the past' if you want to know the main characters go here: 'Broken memories' is for Lila and 'Memories from the past' are for Madison, please note, the stories are on pause as of right now, but will be posted when I can

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (It's just the way I roll. Watch. WEEEEE!)

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. (I have nothing witty to say about this one...I can't think of anything.)

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. (Flip off with the greedy Jew jokes already...unless it's really good.)

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (That's what half the people in my history class think just because I disagree with them. Flippin' good for nothin' potato batteries.)

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (Oh, and then I'm going to rot in Hell because I'm a woman too?)

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. (I never said that! I just hate how stupid humanity can be.)

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals (if religion is moral, then I'm proud to be immoral)

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. (Yeah, and then GLaDOS' fear of birds will go away.)

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. (That is the most truthful thing I have heard all day. *SARCASM*

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.(never touched the stuff in my life...)

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. (I've got my short, sad life left; I'm not going to make it shorter.)

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (I just like the color...)

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (That totally contradicts a previous statement.)

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (Ok, so who likes Broadway music? *raises hand*)

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (Why would I even WANT to do that?!)

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (It's in my genes...)

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (T-shirts and jeans...gotta love it.)

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. (What the hell is wrong with you people?)

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

Im a STONER so I MUST be

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. (well exuse me for not doing it with just ANYONE)

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. (I can't really say much about either but I mean, come on...)

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (Cookies are way too good to pass up)

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (Oh no, what a nightmare.)

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks. (The cake is a lie.)

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. (The only issue is that I AM screwed up...)

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (does choir count?)

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil ( I worship no one to start with)

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.(1/4 on my mom's side...)

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (*GASP!* Individuality!)

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so i MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (Alright, so knowing what's happening in the world is now considered naive. Good job.)

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.(It's disgusting how many kids at my school actually belive this one...)

I have LOW SELF-ESTEEM, so I MUST think badly of myself and be depressed all the time.(What? It’s not my fault I get hurt emotionally and mentally easily!)

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (I just like the dark... and I like seeing stars...)

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (what the hell...?)

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.( actually, just one...)

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (I have claustriphobia...)

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (...no comment...)

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (Screw you genetics and puberty!)

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. (It's such a crime that I have a high self-esteem when I really need it.)

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (Jhonen Vasquez guys...and manga...)

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (but I actually am this one so...)

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (I-can't argue with that one...I don't feel like working out.)

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (I agree with the second one! :D)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (Creativity, gotta love it!)

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (THIS STATEMENT IS FALSE!)

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (friggin' Twilight...)

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future(There is indeed rasism against majority people...)

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (but I am... I'm just damn proud of it!)

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. (I love you spiky, unfeeling tree! OUCH! Splinter!)

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so It MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (You forgot the Gary-Stus!)

I CHATI MUST bee having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (Good cartoons have a deeper meaning to them than getting into someone's pants )

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.(It's terrible actually being literate, you know?)

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (disgusting...)

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (I'm a girl...)

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. (Aren't we all?)

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. (Childish, no. Child-like, yes.)

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (I know English. SUE ME! Oh right, you can't: your form had 20 grammatical errors on it. REJECTED!)

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean

I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian (Not my fault the good ones are always either gay, taken, or fictional...)

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. (I'm happy as a UU.)

I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. (I'm not in it, but it's so cool looking!)

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. (...Human ignorice just pisses me off...)

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I am CHINESE, so I MUST support Communism.

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