Lameesht
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Joined 04-17-04, id: 574104
Author has written 1 story for Pokémon.

Alrighty, I'm THIRTEEN now, not twelve. I still have dark brown/blonde hair and brown eyes and the last time I check, yes I still have both of my arms, thank you very much. I am still very much obsessed with Team Rocket. I still despise obsessive clingyJames-fangirls. I still write.

Don't read my crappy old fics. Well... I still love some of them and don't have the heart to delete them and I don't want to change them in any way, so they stay, cluttering the internet.

Still a Rocketshipper, one of da few who hasn't become an anti or a queershipper and proud of it! I'm not a the scary'OMG U THINK JAMES DIS GAYYU DIRE NUW!1!111!' kind, I'm just a Rocketshipper.

I don't write Rocketshippy fics though... I'm far too stupid and clumsy with romantic fics, they always turn out the exact opposite of what I was aiming at.

I'm ALWAYS up for a roleplay! Contact me on Yahoo! Messanger, I'm lamees_hassan, who usually has the scary Butch avatar or is changing her avatar every few seconds.

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Knight in the Fog by MPotato reviews
A "bright" young man plays games with a Psycho Killer(semi-prologue)
Phone Booth - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/4/2004
Home Truths by Kanna-Ophelia reviews
Draco discovers the true source of his own devastating charm.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/19/2002 - Draco M., Lucius M.
Aimless Gossip by Kanna-Ophelia reviews
It's so hard for a girl to figure out her, um, identity, especially with all this translation going on. Silly fluff. *complete*
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/2/2002 - Complete
True Love or something like that by Eevee reviews
James wants to propose to Jesse, but the ring falls into the hands of Ash and his friends. Troubles (and matchmaking) ensues [mostly Rocketshipping]
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,430 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2002
Shambles by Kanna-Ophelia reviews
Team Rocket have been missing for... hours... and Ash & Co. are starting to miss them. Unashamedly silly nonsense. *complete*
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/15/2001 - Complete
Altering The Future reviews
James tries to fix the calculator and is somehow zapped into the past.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/30/2004