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You've probably noticed I've bolded some letters or words, and that's because they are of the utmost importance. (Maybe not, but still.)
I also have a newfound liking for brackets (inside brackets (inside brackets (inside brackets (inside brackets (then closing them up (just like this)))))) ever since Grade 6 when I did a lot of math problems involving brackets, and when I learned computer programming using Swift the past summer.


Now, bear with me as I copy and paste a load of things onto my profile:

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l、 ヽ
じしf,)ノ

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your profile to help him gain world domination.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

  1. On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Think I know that already...)
  2. On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
  3. On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (Because it IS soap)
  4. On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (It's Swanson FROZEN dinners for a reason)
  5. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Why would you EVEN do that?)
  6. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I'm heating this because...?)
  7. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (DUH)
  8. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Chill, it's CHILDREN'S medicine)
  9. On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (*cough cough* SLEEP *cough* aid)
  10. On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (Where else can you use it other than indoor and outdoor!?)
  11. On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
  12. On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Unless peanuts are a type of fruit)
  13. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (YOU FORGOT 'THROW AWAY WRAPPER')
  14. On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
  15. On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Helpful. Very helpful.)
  16. On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water."

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

THE BEST APPLE

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

Percy Jackson:

You know you're obsessed with PJO when:

During a thunderstorm, you scream, "CALM DOWN ZEUS!"

Everytime you use the internet you thank Hermes.

Everytime you see an owl, you say, "Hi Athena!"

You've googled Camp Half-Blood's address. (Maybe)

You always carry a ball point pen in your pocket.

Everytime you pick up a pen, you hope it turns into a sword.

When you clap your hands, you hope the dead will appear to do your bidding.

You become obessessed with Adidas shoes because they have the symbol of Hermes.

If someone says, "Percy," you scream, "JACKSON!"

You go on a cruise and hope it's not the Princess Andromeda.

Everytime you see an orange shirt, you look to see if it is a Camp Half-Blood one.

Everytime you see a NY Yankees cap you say, "Annabeth!"

You burn food to see if it smells good. (Never done that)

You see an emo and say to them, "Hi Nico."

Recite random lines from the books. (Definately!)

When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.

You sometimes try to control water. (Never works)

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You write PJO fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

You spend time doing pointless research, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, TLO, PJO and use it in conversations.

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. (So true)

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

You just have to research more about Greek mythology.

You copy and paste this onto your profile.

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this.

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list.

You've made a Camp Half-Blood shirt. (I TRIED!...Tried being the key word)

You annoy your friends and family by talking about Percy Jackson all the time.

You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

You have dreams - or dream - about PJO characters/events. (And every other book that I love)

In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"

You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:

-Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. Also, she's a hunter. Her aim with an arrow is very accurate...

-Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.

-Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.

-Hermes- Cutting off your Internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.

-Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me, I don’t want to waste her time!

You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.

You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head.

When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters. (Bit too young for that...)

You go to the Empire State Building and ask for the 600th floor. When the dude at the desk looks at you weird,you announce that you’re a demigod

You watch the movie and read the book every chance you get.

You claim that you are a demigod and need to go to Camp in New York.

You go to New York and ask for a man named Chiron and that you need to go with him.

You look for a Latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw Greek field days.

You try to find Rachel and ask her for a prophecy.

Every time a major water storm or earthquake happens, you scream at Poseidon.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.

Every time you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.

You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

Whenever your Internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.

When someone gets married, you say, "I hope you shall not anger Hera."

You cried when you finished TLO. (During, not after.)

You eat, sleep, and breathe Percabeth.

Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page.

You're in love with a fictional character.

You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood. (WHO DOESN'T?)

You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.

You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail. (Nope)

You know which pages the good parts are on.

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. (Don't have a dog :( I wish I did...)

You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (I already know :D)

You start doing pro/con lists in your head during Math when you’re supposed to be taking notes.

Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, "Have you read PJO?"

On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.

You have one (or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room.

You know PJO better then most sane people.

You have links to every great PJO site.

You add things to the list every day.

You know what you would do if you were Percy.

You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not.

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future.

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work.

You are trying to learn Greek. (Guilty. So far, I've learnt the alphabet and a few vocab words)

You shriek every time you see a guy with black hair and green eyes.

PJO Fans vs. Normal People!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast. PJO FANS:Will tell Zeus to make it rain.

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG! PJO FANS: Say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings. PJO FANS:Won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers.

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or I'll tell on you! PJO FANS: Say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid. PJO FANS: Know that normal people are just jealous.

NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell, "HELP ME SOMEBODY!" PJO FANS: When being chased use their awesome demigod powers.

NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous or scared during thunderstorms. PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down.

NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation. PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood.

NORMAL PEOPLE:Don't have this on their profile. PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

Facts of Life:

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Percabethtatorship.

There are no steroids in baseball. Just the power of Percabeth.

A picture is worth a thousand words. A Percabeth moment is worth a billion words.

When taking the SAT, write "Percabeth" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

Rick Riordan once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 100% chance of Percabeth.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not a Percabeth shipper.

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Percabeth never dies.

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Percabeth.

All roads lead to Percabeth. And by the transitive property, total awesomeness.

President Roosevelt said, "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And pairings that go against Percabeth."

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Percabeth.

There’s an order to the universe: space, time, Percabeth . . . just kidding. Percabeth is first.

There are two types of people in the world . . . people that stink, and Percabeth shippers.

Only Percabeth can prevent forest fires.

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by a Percabeth shipper.

Most people know that Descartes said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, ". . . a Percabeth shipper."

He who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Percabeth . . . dies.

People have often asked the United States, "What is your secret weapon against terrorists?" We simply reply . . . Percabeth.

The active ingredient in Red Bull is Percabeth juice.

Some people say that Percabeth is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.

Percabeth.

Copy this into your profile if you screamed like a fangirl every time Percy remembered something from his past in the SoN.

Copy this into your profile if you screamed every time Percy remembered Annabeth in the SoN.

If you love Percabeth, copy this into your profile.

If you love Silendorf, copy this into your profile.

If you love Gruniper, copy this into your profile.

Copy and paste this if Frank annoyed you sometimes in SON.

You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood copy and paste this on your profile.

COPY AND PASTE ONTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU THINK PERCY JACKSON HAS AWESOMENESS RUNNING THROUGH HIS VEINS!

Camp Half-Blood pledge

I promise to remember Percy
Whenever I'm at sea.

I promise to remember Annabeth
When a spider comes at me.

I promise to protect nature
For Grover's sake of course.

I promise to remember Luke
When my heart fills with remorse.

I promise to remember Chiron
When a sign says, ''Free pony ride.''

I promise to remember Tyson
When friend stays by my side.

I promise to remember Thalia
When someone is scared of heights.

I promise to remember Clarisse
When someone gives me fright.

I promise to remember Bianca
When I see someone scold their younger brother.

I promise to remember Nico
When I see someone who doesn't get along with others.

I promise to remember Zoe
Whenever I watch the stars.

I promise to remember Rachel
When a limo passes by my car.

I promise to remember The Stolls
Whenever my home is beginning to unsettle

I promise to remember Beckendorf
Whenever I see someone working metal

I promise to remember Silena
Whenever a friend takes one for the team

I promise to remember Micheal Yew
Whenever I see a smile that gleams

I promise to remember Briares
Whenever I see someone playing hand games

I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth
Whenever I see a cloth in flames

Yes, I promise to remember PJO
Wherever I may go.


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Dark Phoenix by Lightningscar reviews
"This camp isn't for me. I don't belong." A few years after Nico said this, some Campers apparently agreed. Will Nico find a new home at Hogwarts or will he meet rejection there as well? Will he even want to return to Camp Half-Blood when they need him? No slash. Ignores 'Heroes of Olympus' series, though characters from it might appear.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 272,863 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 1,134 - Updated: 3/25/2018 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Harry P., Nico A., Percy J., Jason G.
Son of the Sea God by Sassenach082 reviews
Zeus kills Sally Jackson with his master bolt when Percy is six months old, drastically changing Percy's life and the course of his future. AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 72,921 - Reviews: 5393 - Favs: 10,167 - Follows: 11,031 - Updated: 2/17/2018 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Percy J., Poseidon, Triton, Amphitrite
When Wand and Sword Collide by GreenWithAwesome reviews
Harry Potter wakes at Camp Half-Blood. Percy Jackson wakes at Hogwarts. Neither know who they are, where they are, or where they come from, but when dreams are invaded, prophecies are conjured and revelations arise, they discover the line between demigod and wizard is blurring. Something dark is coming, and Percy and Harry must unite with their new peers before it's too late.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 149,312 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 8/7/2017 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Harry P., Percy J. - Complete
Grimmauld Place by Benevolent Dreamer reviews
When Percy Jackson is mistaken for Harry Potter by a group of Death Eaters while on vacation with Annabeth in Europe, chaos will ensue as the Order tries to set the couple free and Camp Half-Blood tries to find their missing leaders. The plot starts after the intro chapters. It's set just after the Giant War and in between the Order of the Phoenix and the Half-Blood Prince.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,673 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 905 - Updated: 11/23/2016 - Published: 9/21/2014
Dumbledore's Questionable Plan by silvershadowrebel reviews
Dumbledore fears the upcoming battles against Voldemort. So, he asks his old friend, Chiron, to send reinforcements. Chiron sends Percy, Annabeth, Thalia, and Nico to pose as wizards and help win the war. As they attend Hogwarts, the Golden Trio becomes suspicious on their identities. Will they blow the demigods' covers before the war is over? T for violence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,328 - Reviews: 1630 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 1,622 - Updated: 10/16/2016 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Harry P., Nico A.
The Life-Guard and The Supermodel by NotAGuestAnymore reviews
abandoned / When supermodel Annabeth Chase is photographed with the married CEO Luke Castellan and passerby Percy Jackson, Luke's in trouble with his wife. To hide his scandalous affair with Annabeth, he pays Percy to pose as her boyfriend. But, while living together and pretending to date, will Percy and Annabeth be able to help falling in love? Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 1653 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 1,282 - Updated: 6/16/2016 - Published: 7/29/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
Help From another World by Scribe of Worlds reviews
Gandalf's plea from Isengard Tower reaches farther than he could ever imagine. Even to four demigods relaxing in a park after the Battle of Manhattan. Naturally, they respond. The Fellowship of the Ring is formed. A grand adventure from the dark of Moria to the beauty of Lorien. Dark paths, epic battles, annoying demigods. Middle Earth will never know what hit it.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 171,999 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 2/3/2016 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Gandalf, Aragorn, Annabeth C., Percy J.
We Four Stand Together by Goldie Gamgee reviews
A girl (and boy) in Middle Earth as it should be written. No romance between thirteen-year-old girls and men three times their age, no Mary-sues, no becoming better in weaponry than Legolas and Aragorn in a week, no ditzy sixteen-year-old girls joining the fellowship, NO CANON/OC ROMANCE. *Book verse* Plot line unique from canon. (Awesome Cover Art by Brightpath2) *COMPLETE*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 74 - Words: 222,697 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/2/2016 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Complete
Home with the Fairies by I-Mushi reviews
We've all seen the horribly butchered and cliché girl-falls-into-Middle-Earth stories. So is it possible to make a semi-realistic one? Follow Maddie on her own adventure exploring Middle Earth as the opposite of a Tenth Walker. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 255,903 - Reviews: 1421 - Favs: 2,160 - Follows: 1,581 - Updated: 12/16/2015 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Boromir, Eowyn, Faramir, Eomer - Complete
The Most Important Sacrifices by Aria Taylor reviews
Percy Jackson steals. His three-year-old half-sister is sick and only the medicine he steals is keeping her alive. When his parents' money runs out and he gets close to getting caught, he pulls his greatest heist ever: the princess. Annabeth Chase rebels. Her parents drown her in suitors, and she hates every single one. Her latest suitor could be the one...until he kidnaps her.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 166,054 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 10/20/2015 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Shadow Apprentice by bookworm4everlong reviews
When Bianca died, she was reborn into the mortal world, but as a witch, enrolling into the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. When the children of the Big Three, find her at Hogwarts, they enrol as well. But is there someone behind the scenes pulling the strings? (Used to be called Shadows of the Past, rewritten & reposted from my old account 18leepl2, cuz it got deleted)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,599 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/9/2015 - Published: 10/17/2014 - Harry P., Bianca A., Nico A.
Relatives by SilverWing321 reviews
Rachel's relatives, the Weaslys are coming to stay for a month. They seem like a normal enough family, but Rachel can tell they're hiding something, and she'll find out what it is if it's the last thing she does. Before she knows it, Rachel finds herself thrown into the world of witches, wizards, and magic. Now the only question is, can she get out?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,156 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 4/19/2015 - Published: 9/1/2014