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Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD THE BEST APPLE Girls Percy Jackson: You know you're obsessed with PJO when: During a thunderstorm, you scream, "CALM DOWN ZEUS!" Everytime you use the internet you thank Hermes. Everytime you see an owl, you say, "Hi Athena!" You've googled Camp Half-Blood's address. (Maybe) You always carry a ball point pen in your pocket. Everytime you pick up a pen, you hope it turns into a sword. When you clap your hands, you hope the dead will appear to do your bidding. You become obessessed with Adidas shoes because they have the symbol of Hermes. If someone says, "Percy," you scream, "JACKSON!" You go on a cruise and hope it's not the Princess Andromeda. Everytime you see an orange shirt, you look to see if it is a Camp Half-Blood one. Everytime you see a NY Yankees cap you say, "Annabeth!" You burn food to see if it smells good. (Never done that) You see an emo and say to them, "Hi Nico." Recite random lines from the books. (Definately!) When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it. You sometimes try to control water. (Never works) You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. You write PJO fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. You spend time doing pointless research, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, TLO, PJO and use it in conversations. You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. (So true) You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. You just have to research more about Greek mythology. You copy and paste this onto your profile. You’re nodding and smiling when you read this. You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list. You've made a Camp Half-Blood shirt. (I TRIED!...Tried being the key word) You annoy your friends and family by talking about Percy Jackson all the time. You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. You have dreams - or dream - about PJO characters/events. (And every other book that I love) In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!" You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why: -Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. Also, she's a hunter. Her aim with an arrow is very accurate... -Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work. -Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket. -Hermes- Cutting off your Internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds. -Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me, I don’t want to waste her time! You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head. When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters. (Bit too young for that...) You go to the Empire State Building and ask for the 600th floor. When the dude at the desk looks at you weird,you announce that you’re a demigod You watch the movie and read the book every chance you get. You claim that you are a demigod and need to go to Camp in New York. You go to New York and ask for a man named Chiron and that you need to go with him. You look for a Latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw Greek field days. You try to find Rachel and ask her for a prophecy. Every time a major water storm or earthquake happens, you scream at Poseidon. You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy. You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos. You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies. Every time you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor. You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man. Whenever your Internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!" You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test. You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. When someone gets married, you say, "I hope you shall not anger Hera." You cried when you finished TLO. (During, not after.) You eat, sleep, and breathe Percabeth. Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page. You're in love with a fictional character. You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood. (WHO DOESN'T?) You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it. You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail. (Nope) You know which pages the good parts are on. You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. (Don't have a dog :( I wish I did...) You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (I already know :D) You start doing pro/con lists in your head during Math when you’re supposed to be taking notes. Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, "Have you read PJO?" On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument. You have one (or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room. You know PJO better then most sane people. You have links to every great PJO site. You add things to the list every day. You know what you would do if you were Percy. You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not. At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future. You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work. You are trying to learn Greek. (Guilty. So far, I've learnt the alphabet and a few vocab words) You shriek every time you see a guy with black hair and green eyes. PJO Fans vs. Normal People! NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast. PJO FANS:Will tell Zeus to make it rain. NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG! PJO FANS: Say OH MY GODS! NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings. PJO FANS:Won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers. NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or I'll tell on you! PJO FANS: Say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you! NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid. PJO FANS: Know that normal people are just jealous. NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell, "HELP ME SOMEBODY!" PJO FANS: When being chased use their awesome demigod powers. NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous or scared during thunderstorms. PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down. NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation. PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood. NORMAL PEOPLE:Don't have this on their profile. PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile! Facts of Life: Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Percabethtatorship. There are no steroids in baseball. Just the power of Percabeth. A picture is worth a thousand words. A Percabeth moment is worth a billion words. When taking the SAT, write "Percabeth" for every answer. You will score over 8000. Rick Riordan once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 100% chance of Percabeth. If at first you don't succeed, you're not a Percabeth shipper. He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Percabeth never dies. To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Percabeth. All roads lead to Percabeth. And by the transitive property, total awesomeness. President Roosevelt said, "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And pairings that go against Percabeth." In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Percabeth. There’s an order to the universe: space, time, Percabeth . . . just kidding. Percabeth is first. There are two types of people in the world . . . people that stink, and Percabeth shippers. Only Percabeth can prevent forest fires. The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by a Percabeth shipper. Most people know that Descartes said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, ". . . a Percabeth shipper." He who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Percabeth . . . dies. People have often asked the United States, "What is your secret weapon against terrorists?" We simply reply . . . Percabeth. The active ingredient in Red Bull is Percabeth juice. Some people say that Percabeth is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead. Percabeth. Copy this into your profile if you screamed like a fangirl every time Percy remembered something from his past in the SoN. Copy this into your profile if you screamed every time Percy remembered Annabeth in the SoN. If you love Percabeth, copy this into your profile. If you love Silendorf, copy this into your profile. If you love Gruniper, copy this into your profile. Copy and paste this if Frank annoyed you sometimes in SON. You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood copy and paste this on your profile. COPY AND PASTE ONTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU THINK PERCY JACKSON HAS AWESOMENESS RUNNING THROUGH HIS VEINS! Camp Half-Blood pledge I promise to remember Percy I promise to remember Annabeth I promise to protect nature I promise to remember Luke I promise to remember Chiron I promise to remember Tyson I promise to remember Thalia I promise to remember Clarisse I promise to remember Bianca I promise to remember Nico I promise to remember Zoe I promise to remember Rachel I promise to remember The Stolls I promise to remember Beckendorf I promise to remember Silena I promise to remember Micheal Yew I promise to remember Briares I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth Yes, I promise to remember PJO PM ME IF YOU LOVE CHOCOLATE. Something More to Ponder signing out! |
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