Kusari-Gama 61602
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 03-02-10, id: 2275820, Profile Updated: 01-20-14
Author has written 16 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, and G. I. Joe.

Hellooo!

Neenja here. Basics - I'm female and I'm a high schooler (although not for much longer!) who would rather daydream than hang out with large groups of people. The nickname 'Neenja' was given to me by my friends because I sometimes wander off without telling anybody. This results in me 'disappearing' or 'teleporting' and often leads to impromptu searches for me. The nickname stuck. The 61602 at the end of my pen-name is not my birthday. If you thought it was, then you are either really bad at math or you're assuming I'm a child genius (which I'm not - believe me). However, if you figure out the secret meaning behind 61602, then I'll give you a prize. :D

I like G.I. Joe, Transformers, Assassin's Creed, Star Trek, and whatever interests me at the moment. :3

I enjoy writing, drawing, and listening to music in my free time. My music tastes range from instrumentals to epic music to a mild level of dubstep. I do occasionally enjoy pop, but I usually get bored of the song after 3-4 times.

Currently, my fandom is G.I. Joe. In all honesty, it needs more fans. My favorite character is Storm Shadow when he's not acting like a evil-for-no-reason jerk (Resolute and Rise of Cobra, I'm looking at you two). Snake-Eyes is a very, very close second. Why? Because NINJA, that's why. Badass ninja with an Uzi. My pairings are Storm Shadow/Junko and Snake-Eyes/Scarlett (sorry, Duke/Scarlett fans, but Duke is no more than a generic blond hero-guy to me. Personally, I think he's better off focusing on leading the team. He's a good leader, but I just can't see him as the one for Scarlett).

Attempts to convince me otherwise about my choice of pairings will be laughed at. Angry attempts will be laughed at even more and saved for the future.

G.I. Joe Writers Worth Checking Out

Totenkinder Madchen: "Corazones y Cazadores" is a must-read if you are feeling up for some action.CrystalOfEllinon: She has a lot of awesome ninja stories and is one of very few authors who writes Storm/Junko. My personal favorite is "Vendetta"
because it contains a lot of slashy-slashy choppy-choppy.Karama9: If you haven't read "Arashikage" then you don't know Storm Shadow. At all. Shoo. Begone with you. Return when you have read it.willwrite4fics: If you're a Joe fan and you haven't read "Joes on Vacation," then you're missing out on some Snake-Eyes/Scarlett silliness and Beach Head hilariosity.Lady Jaye1: another awesome author. Be sure to check out "Pit Life" for a good chuckle.Asterisk78: probably best known for the hilarious story "GI Joe: The Rise of CGI." Read with caution. Side effects may include uncontrollable giggling and the occasional groan.

Sites:

Follow me on Twitter! https://twitter.com/Kusari61602

My Tumblr (WARNING: STRANGE THINGS AWAIT YOU SHOULD YOU CLICK THIS LINK)

Got a question for mini-snakey and mini-stormy? Ask it here:

My DeviantArt is A few of my stories have spin-off comics/drawings/doodles, so be sure to check them out if you want.

Deleted passages and extra writing scenes/spoilers for my stories at

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Ninja Spirits by Karama9 reviews
OC story... kind of. Scenes from the life and death of my version of Storm Shadow's father, known affectionately as the Insane Master. Some humour, some drama, lots of ninjas. If this doesn't scare you away, enjoy!
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,256 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 3/26/2011
Dirge of Hell by Theisaryz Eufuelle reviews
From birth until death - the story of Hades Aidoneus, king of the underworld. Romance, Drama, Family, Comedy and Tragedy all rolled in one.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 130,995 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 7/16/2015 - Published: 2/26/2013 - [Hades, Persephone]
Ninja Parenting for the 21st Century by Lady Jaye1 reviews
Future AU fluff. It's not easy being an Arashikage ninja master with a murky background involving brainwashing. Sometimes being a parent in the age of the Internet and Frozen isn't easy.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2/2015 - Complete
Heaven is a Gourmet Dinner by Lady Jaye1 reviews
Storm Shadow, still several months new to GI Joe, gets his first taste of Roadblock's gourmet skills.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,803 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/17/2014 - Roadblock, Storm Shadow - Complete
Observations by Neopuff reviews
Being around the same people for so long - you start to notice things. The Joes gradually becoming aware of Snake Eyes' feelings for Scarlett. Renegades-verse. SnakeScar.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,232 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Roadblock, Scarlett, Snake Eyes, Tunnel Rat - Complete
Movie Night by Greentigerr reviews
After Snake Eyes was scarred in a helicopter accident, he never expected to be able to mend his bond with Scarlett. She won't give up on the relationship. Still friends and longing for more, they enjoy a silly movie together. One-shot. SE/S.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,018 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Snake Eyes, Scarlett - Complete
Pit Life by Lady Jaye1 reviews
Behind every top secret military unit runs the inevitable bureaucratic machine of paperwork.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,955 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 3/10/2013
Words Unspoken by Harley McCoy reviews
Randomly selected were twenty-five of the one hundred prompts. Each prompt will involve Scarlett and Snake Eyes from G.I. Joe Renegades.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,478 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Scarlett, Snake Eyes
Just Beyond My Reach, My Assassin by Mismatch-lover reviews
What would you do if you were in the game? With her mind wiped clean, Narina soon finds out that it isn't just a game. With the help of the Renaissance Assassin,she uncovers the secrets that have been kept hidden for ages. Ezio/OC
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 351,951 - Reviews: 1381 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Ezio A. - Complete
Apprentices by Karama9 reviews
Apprentices bickering, ninjas scheming, a camping trip and eventually, a lot of trouble. Kamakura and Billy don't get along and their senseis decide to help them mend their differences. Last chapter now up!
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,274 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Storm Shadow, Snake Eyes - Complete
Persistence by love-peace-hugs reviews
Her eyes opened and they stared at the night sky for a moment. Then they landed on Hayato. "I don't like you, Archer Boy." "And I don't like you, Ninja Girl."
Young Samurai series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Complete
WALLY: The Humanized Novelization! edited by Spring-Heel-Jaq reviews
Edited story with humans replacing robots.
WALL-E - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 109,719 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 6/30/2010 - WALL-E, EVE
Love Song by Agent-G reviews
Inspired from episode 191, what if things had gone different for Hanare and Kakashi? What if a new choice had been there for them and what would become of them? First ever Hanare/Kakashi story on this site.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,451 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Kakashi H., Hanare - Complete
Switching Sides by CrystalOfEllinon reviews
Yet another story from me involving ninja GASP! Storm Shadow, as we all know, has jumped sides more than a few times. Well, how did the Joes first react when the man who's job description used to be stabbing them started working with them? M to be safe.
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,712 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 2/26/2010
Yabba Dabba Joes by CrystalOfEllinon reviews
Crackfic. Time travel, pop culture refrences, cursing, and oh yeah Joes shooting dinosaurs. M for swearing. Lots of swearing.
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,007 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Complete
Masks by Totenkinder Madchen reviews
Losing his face brought Snake-Eyes low. He needs to regain control of his own life, and the mask will help him do that. It can make him something more than human. S/SE, drama/romance. Rating jumped to M. COMPLETE!
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,259 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Complete
In Another Time by Black Oracle reviews
Post-TFA. Whilst attempting to stop Blackarachnia's latest transwarp experiment in Africa, Optimus is sent back in time to his Academy days on Cybertron where he meets Elita-1 again. Final part 3 is up! Elita comes face to face with her future self!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,211 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Blackarachnia, Optimus Prime - Complete
New Beginnings by plenoptic reviews
AU, how Optimus met Elita. He was her reason for setting foot in that recruit office. She was his reason for living forever after. Complete.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 140,473 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Elita One, Optimus Prime - Complete
Tales of The Last Prime by Black Oracle reviews
ROTF 2009. Plagued by visions, memories and the call of the Matrix, Optimus Prime is being led to his destiny as the last Prime. Following on from "Rising Sun". Final epilogue 3 up! The Autobots and NEST are on the hunt for Decepticons again in Salem.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,331 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Optimus Prime, Elita One - Complete
A Visit to the Temple by Totenkinder Madchen reviews
In the 29th century, there is a religion which reveres some very familiar figures. The only problem is that some things may have gotten lost in translation. Friends, believers, pay a visit to the temple of the Arashikage Zen.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,713 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Complete
In Your Arms by Black Oracle reviews
ROTF 2009. Optimus Prime and Elita-One journey together through the Alaskan snow. Elita-One finds something very 'warming' about the Autobot leader. A short seasonal piece. Second half is up!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Optimus Prime, Elita One - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

A New Home reviews
Short prequel to 'Triple Trouble.' How Snake-Eyes and Scarlett ended up with three wolf puppies. Told from Dojo's POV.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/25/2014 - Scarlett, Snake Eyes
Akita reviews
An attempt to flesh out Junko Akita as a character. Based off of 'Master and Apprentice Vol. 2' but is QUITE different. AU. Storm/Junko.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,627 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Storm Shadow
Candy reviews
Storm Shadow gets candy stuck in his hair, and it's all Billy's fault. Set in the 'Father Dearest' AU. One-shot. Plotbunny adopted/flung by TinySprite.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2014 - Storm Shadow - Complete
No Use Arguing reviews
Snake-Eyes and Scarlett find themselves in a one-bed motel room after a long day of scouting. Inspired by a Tumblr post. Contains shameless fluff.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/1/2014 - [Snake Eyes, Scarlett] - Complete
Triple Trouble reviews
Sequel to "The Ninja and the Wolf." Snake-Eyes and Scarlett return to the Arashikage and Storm Shadow has to deal with the one thing worse than Timber: Timber's three grandpuppies. On the upside, Snake gets great news from Scarlett.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,766 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 11/2/2013 - [Scarlett, Snake Eyes] Storm Shadow
When in Doubt, Throw Something reviews
Snake-Eyes needs to buy a few things at a local convenience store. Everything goes relatively smoothly until the store gets an unwelcome visitor. One-shot. Slight Snake-Eyes/Scarlett.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Snake Eyes - Complete
Free Fall reviews
What happened after Master & Apprentice V2, after Junko threw herself off of the cliff? How does Storm Shadow cope? Warning: lotsa flashbacks and angst. Seriously. Rewritten. Storm/Junko
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,157 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Storm Shadow
Father Dearest reviews
In hopes of raising a Cobra Prince and a deadly warrior, Cobra Commander assigns Storm Shadow as toddler Billy's bodyguard in hopes that the ninja's teaching instinct kicks in. Little did he know that Billy may see the white ninja as more than a bodyguard and teacher.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,708 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Cobra Commander, Storm Shadow
Arashikage Home Videos reviews
Videos of lil' Snake-Eyes and Storm Shadow, from their meeting up to Hard Master's death. Scarlett and Junko discover a box full of videos and decide to watch them. Turns out, little ninjas can be... strange. AU. Crack. Snake/Scarlett Storm/Junko.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,166 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Snake Eyes, Storm Shadow
Never Underestimate reviews
A young man witnesses firsthand just what a Japanese boy and his foreigner friend were capable of doing. More than two decades later, said Japanese 'boy' decides to drop by for a little visit. Chaos ensues. AU, slight SS/J.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Snake Eyes, Storm Shadow - Complete
Visit reviews
After the helicopter accident that took Snake-Eyes' voice and face, Scarlett pays him a visit at the hospital. One-shot.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/30/2013 - [Scarlett, Snake Eyes] - Complete
The Ninja and the Wolf reviews
Storm Shadow and Timber meet for the first time, but Timber doesn't like his pack position threatened and Storm doesn't like having an animal around at all times. On a side note, Snake-Eyes is not that great of a mediator.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,276 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Snake Eyes, Storm Shadow - Complete
Ninja Poison reviews
A social gathering turns possibly deadly as one jealous man decides that he wants what Storm Shadow has - power, money, and a beautiful wife. Unfortunately for him, Junko does not take kindly to those who threaten her husband.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,787 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Storm Shadow - Complete
Day at the Beach reviews
Random fic. A few Joes spend a day at the beach filled with sunscreen, ninjas, a grumpy Sergeant Major, and an unseen danger within the waves. Co-authored with Greentigerr and posted with permission. NOW COMPLETE... maybe.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,308 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 5/8/2013 - [Scarlett, Snake Eyes] Beach Head, Storm Shadow - Complete
Do Not Sleep On Your Sword Brother reviews
Storm's efforts in battling his brainwashing combined with his constant alertness as a new member of G.I. Joe has left him exhausted. But the only place he can rest without having to watch his back is near his brother. After all, that's what brothers are for... right? CRACK. AU, no yaoi, slight se/s, ninjas cuddling.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Snake Eyes, Storm Shadow - Complete
Letters from the Transformers & Fans reviews
Strange pairings, Mary Sue's, and others. The Transformers' reactions to it all. Inspired by "Sincerely, the Vampires".
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Optimus Prime, Megatron