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Joined 10-17-11, id: 3348580, Profile Updated: 11-15-11
Author has written 2 stories for Maximum Ride.

HEY ALL YOU OTHER MAXIMUM RIDE OBSESSED CRAZIES! SO I AM PRETTY DARN NEW TO THIS KINDA THANG, BUT I ABSOLUTELY ADORE ALL FORMS OF WRITTING, SO... YEAH...

10 interesting facts about yours truly:

1. I am a soccer fanatic.

2. I have 3/4 of a dog.

3. I am completely out of my mind.

4. I have an unhealthy obsession with numerous things, including: writing, reading, soccer, dogs, music, lamingoes (my imaginary pets that live in my mind), Indian food, reddit.com, meems, nyan cat, fire (I am a partial pyromaniac), words, zebras, colors, insane people, and camaros, just to name a few.

5. I am a blondy, and have eyes that cannot seem to decide on what color to be (they will be blue, then gray, then green, and then one day they were hazel... I was all 'WHAT THE HEYOW').

6. I love bursting out randomly in public places into song, so that psycho chic who starts skreeching her head off at the mall is probably me... DONT U DARE JUDGE ME!!!!!

7. I am easily distracted.

8. I enjoy going to Walmart and asking random people what their favorite type of tree is, and if they answer, start screaming that their answer was not one of the choices.

9. I am a diehard Bengals and UC football fan.

10. I am a member of the female species.

Favorite Quotes of My Existance:

1. "Satan spiked my tea!!!!!" My friend who has almost as many issues as I do...

I am bored now, so I am gonna go jump on my flying llama with my sister Pingu and fly away from my Mudder Pingu while she rides my father Patty... I Do Not KNOW


Hey all you people on Earth, is it just me, or is it weird that my parents are planning to get me therapy for my "reading addiction"... If anyone has ever been threatened with this, please review my story or something so I know I am not all alone in my insanity...

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School Days by TMI reviews
Typical All-human story, with the flock meeting at school yada yada yada.. I just felt like writing one of these, so please give it a try! Max and Ella move to California and Cromwell High. They're instantly thrown into the swirl of new friends, new romance, and most importantly, soccer! But is everything really as normal as it may seem? Fax, Eggy, Gudge. Soccer and pizza involved.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 258,695 - Reviews: 1715 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Max, Fang
Demented to the Max by Amandasmiles4ya reviews
Max has been flunking math. With no other choice, she must be tutored by the one person she ultimately hates; or so she thinks - FANG. Let's just say tutoring can really change you. AH! FAX! And math sucks.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,929 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Max, Fang
Party Boys Like You Don't Save Cinderellas Like Me by dreams-and-schemes86 reviews
Maximum Ride is a semi-normal girl who's trying hard to live life right. Nick Walker is a famous singer with a rep for being a "Party Boy". What will happen when they accidently meet at a concert? And what will Nick do to win over Max? Major Fax! Rated T. *no wings*
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 33,275 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Max, Fang
Falling For The Enemy by ChrisyLikesToEatMangoes reviews
Fang Ravensmith moved away, Maximum Ride thought all her troubles fled away with him. That is, until he returns, looking better than ever, starting up the constant bickering and sarcastic comments again. But maybe, just maybe, Max has had enough.FAX,R&R.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,617 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Fang, Max
Assignment Marriage by HazelEyesDontTellLies reviews
What happens when Max & Nudge are shipped off to a finishing school and forced to marry Fang and Iggy, the biggest players in school? Read to find out! I'm not gonnna tell you! Better than it sounds! FAXNESS! & SOME NIGGY!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,907 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Max, Fang
Fallen For You by Fangrules reviews
He Fell for her and now she has a choice to make: She can leave and die or stay and kill him. When Max agrees to oversee a lifechanging discovery the last thing she expects is to fall in love with her prisoner.With this comes death,love, and secrets that she didn't even know existed. Fax! Sequel now up!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 67,039 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Fang, Max
It Takes Six To Save The World by Heart of Diamond reviews
AU! Max believes shes the only one with wings. Until she is Nicks foster sister, the mysterious emo who Max immediately despises. Max and Nick face high school, fights, queen bees, prank wars, but a hidden cult is rising and hunting the six destined to save the world. Can they face their emotions and find the rest of flock before Itex attacks? Well… Jeff certain hopes so. Fax Niggy
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 88,139 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Max, Fang
The Fangel Experiment by TheCatWithTheHat reviews
Okay, this is just The Angel Experiment from Mr. Rock's point of view. We're inside Fang's head now, watching him watch the Flock...and now, we learn just what the Fangalator is all about. Flames are accepted...if you read you MUST review! Please? Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 73,604 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
He Is NOT My Brother by Like.Wait.WHAT reviews
Rules of dating, No dating your best friends ex's. No dating your friends crush's. No dating your brothers friends... What about your step brother? Cause Gawd I did not listen to that last one... what the hell am I going to do? *Tons of FAX*
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,933 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Fang, Max
DOUBLE TROUBLE by skywriter26 reviews
Maya likes the new kid Fang so she forces her twin sister Max to get them together but what happens when Max and Fang fall for each other FAX FAX AND YOU GUESSED IT! MORE FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,804 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Fang, Max
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Unpractical reviews
Just a little story from power of the pen that I wrote. Inspired by Max and my beloved fellow fanfictioners, if that is a word...
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Complete
Elena: The Untold Story of a Girl With Wings reviews
Elena is just a typical ninth grade girl, until some mysterious characters begin to appear in her life. Now, with wings sprouting from her back, where will she turn? And who can she trust?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 11/10/2011