LotRGenius
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Joined 04-11-04, id: 570129
Author has written 2 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Greek Mythology.

Greetings fellow Earthlings!

I live in a Earthly country with nice stores to shop in. I like Star Wars, Phantom of the Opera, Lord of the Rings etc. I will have the first chapter of Drivers Ed posted soon. I just need to finish it... paces back and forth

After this commercial break, please check out my stories. ConCrit is so welcome it's not even funny.

I got a review from a certain author who seems to not like me very much. I apologise to you and if you want to talk to me, please don't review my stories with whatever you want to say to me on there. It was on both stories and I will be putting them back up. I apologise to the author she seems to think I have a problem with. I honestly have changed from my 'hate everybody' mood.

That said, g'bye!

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Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,501 - Reviews: 3109 - Favs: 1,427 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2003 - A. Sinistra, Severus S.
Dracula by Essie Aster reviews
Rewrite of the Bram Stoker novel. After the death of a loved one, Mina Harker encounters a mysterious Count and the events following shock and horrify her companions.
Dracula - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,218 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/25/2007 - Published: 11/8/2003
Somewhere in the dark by twinlady reviews
End of ALW movie. Erik is once again alone... or is he? Can an old friend lead him from the darkness? Bad summary? Yes. Good story? You tell me. R&R. Will be EOW eventually. Don't like, don't read. Rating gone up for implied things in future chaps
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,422 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/21/2007 - Published: 2/4/2005 - Erik, Madame Giry
The Ruby Charm by SecretlyEvil reviews
Set in Narnia 12 years after the Pevensie crowning. Plots against the royal family send Peter on a false war and Lucy on a desperate race against time to unearth dangerous secrets beneath the walls of Cair Paravel. Rated for violence.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,126 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 7/17/2004
Dance As If Noone Is Watching by MmeGiry reviews
The arrival of the Opera Populaire's new accountant gives one woman a chance to begin a new life... If a certain someone lets her.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,678 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/14/2006 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Madame Giry, Erik
Exceedingly Diverted by Jaina Kenobi reviews
Mr. Darcy is away on business, and Elizabeth and Georgiana are trapped inside due to the rain. They must find a way to amuse themselves... though perhaps this wasn't quite the best way to do so.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Complete
What My Mother Taught Me by Saber Girls reviews
You learn all sorts of stuff when Leia is your mom... My mother taught me about KITCHEN APPLIANCES: '... and this is why we never put thermal detonators in the dishwasher.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/18/2005 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Leia O. - Complete
The Flames of Change by Jess189 reviews
Zuko kidnaps Katara but realizes he has feelings for her. Aang comes to her rescue but has her new found feelings for Zuko turned her against her friends and everything they stand for? Meanwhile the comet and the end of the summer are drawing ever closer
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,491 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/8/2005 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Complete
Whose Lair Is It Anyway? by Random-Battlecry reviews
Something has gone decidedly odd, and all the versions of Erik that ever were descend on one lair, all convinced that they're the only Phantom. Randomness ensues. COMPLETE!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,389 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/7/2005 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Complete
le Visage dans le Miroir by thisisnotme-shh reviews
A ballerina from Rouen joins the staff of L’Opéra Populaire to prepare to take the position of a soon-retiring Madame Giry – assuming, of course, that ‘all goes well.’ Is there more to this cryptic reference than the ignorant Mireille Decker realizes? EOW
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,947 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/27/2005 - Published: 2/19/2005
Darkness Falling by Cloaked Eagle reviews
AU. The Eagles carry the Ring to Orodruin, but Saruman is still at large. Can the King overcome the odds and still return?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,068 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/5/2004 - Published: 8/15/2004 - Complete
Morgoth's Notebook by Arandil reviews
Found in the ruins of what was once Angband. The original Dark Lord had quite the knack for badfic writing (and apparently a little "thing" for Fëanor). This is his notebook of ideas. Read at your own risk. Transcribed by Arandil for the HASA Challenge: Confessions of a Dangerous Mind. Winner: "The Merry and Pippin Award (Humor 2nd Place)" MEFA 2005
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,426 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/27/2004 - Published: 8/25/2004 - Morgoth, Fëanor - Complete
Fools' Gold by Alix's Bawdy House reviews
Where exactly do the Hesperides get their apples from? Very silly drabble.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/10/2004
Stolen Identity Greek Mythology by scottperezfox reviews
Athena searches for her lost armor - adapted from Norse tale of Thor's Hammer and Thrym the Giant
Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,523 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2004
Embracing The Darkness by Night Music reviews
A retelling of the classical tale of the dark lord, Hades, and the beautiful Kore (Persephone) that steals his heart. complete
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,398 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 12/23/2003 - Published: 12/12/2003 - Complete
Party All Night by Jocelyn reviews
A trip to the mall, a wrestling match, and a co-ed (and illegal) student slumber party. 'Nuff said. No X2 spoilers. Rating for language and dirty imagery. NOW COMPLETE!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,394 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/21/2003 - Published: 6/7/2003 - Complete
Morning Meetings by Insomniac Luddite reviews
What happens when you get all the Valar in one room? Chaos, rampaging elves, marital disputes and Manwë hiding under the table, that’s what.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Published: 3/20/2003
Rain by Rumpleteasza reviews
The deck of the Dawn Treader is such a good place to ponder life's mysteries... and for Lucy and Caspian, there are a lot of those indeed. But there's nothing like a good sharp shower of rain to wash your philosophising away. Dedicated to LOTRGenius.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,240 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/16/2002 - Caspian X, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
Pure Flame by Aurora Cyclone reviews
Aravis and Cor finally awknowledge their love, Lucy and Corin have a fling, and Edmund and Peter go to the Lone Islands.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/27/2002 - Published: 5/18/2002
Shimmer by TPod reviews
Qui-Gon Jinn and Shmi Skywalker discover a common goal, and in doing so, each other.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,876 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/1999
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Aphrodite's Afro reviews
Aphrodite gets electrocuted. It pretty much speaks for itself. I added a bit to it to make it longer.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2005
Drivers Ed reviews
The Valar take Drivers Ed and Morgoth gets ahold of the car. The prequel is up and I will finish the rest soon.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/25/2005