NarcolepticSheep
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Joined 04-28-04, id: 580704
I AM CANADIAN :D No doot aboot it eh? lol

I am 17 and writing many fanfics. *Laughs evilly*... but I haven't put any on fanfiction.net yet. I will... someday. For now I will just tell you a little about myself.

Favorite movies: ~ The Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Matrix, X-Men & sequels, Spider-man, Moulin Rouge, Underworld, scary movie 1/2/3, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Finding Nemo, Harry Potter and sequels, Amilie, Pitch Black, The Mummy & The Mummy Returns, How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days, Sense and Sensibility, The Four Feathers, The Fast and the Furious, Freaky Friday, The Italian Job, 8 Mile, Hidalgo, and the list goes on…~

Favorite book: ~ The Lord of the Rings ~ (I also like other books, just none that should even be in the same list as The Lord of the Rings... well I guess there is the Hobbit and the Silmarillion...)

Favorite Hottie: ~Orlando Bloom~ (*Drools and makes Homer Simpson's drooling sound*)

Favorite Quotes:

1.)"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like and I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." ~ Bilbo ~

2.)"Men are like parking spaces; the good ones are taken and the rest are Handicapped." ~ No idea... ~

3.)"Here sheep!" ~ My sister ~ ... to understand this you have to know that she was wagging her white jean clad ass at some sheep and telling me that this is how sheep communicate.

4.)"...don't think that I'll hesitate to rip off that eye patch and skull fuck you to death." ~ Johnny Depps character in Once Upon a Time in Mexico... "Sands" was it? ~

5.)"One day I'll fly away
Leave this all to yesterday
Why live life from dream to dream
And red the day when dreaming ends
One day I'll fly away
Fly, fly away" ~ Satine ~

6.)"I am Aragorn son of Arathorn, and am called Elessar, the Elfstone, Dúnadan, the heir of Isildur Elendil's son of Gondor. Here is the Sword that was Broken and is forged again! Will you aid me or thwart me? Choose swiftly!" ~ Aragorn ~

7.)"...he’s got nice hair. They can brush it and stuff. What can I tell you? I’m a male equivalent of a Barbie doll." ~ Orlando ~

Well I promise to get some of my stories up. But don't hold your breath. I'll only be writing Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, and original fics (The Lord of the Rings is too sacred *bows and backs away from LotR slowly*). But you never know when a plot bunny will strike so who knows... I could come up with something from anything really. Right now I'm working hard on an original fic and contemplating whether or not to put it up yet. It still needs a lot of work. Muhahaha *coughs*... sometimes I get carried away...
Namarié

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Trapped As A Mary Sue II by o0-Key-0o reviews
May the butchering of the canon continue, in 'The Two Towers.' The faceless evil now has a name, and her plot is only becoming more twisted. New: Chapter 7!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,053 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/28/2015 - Published: 6/28/2003
The Wall that Fell by Lossefalme reviews
TTT:ROTK:postROTK::Legolas:OC:: For the fate of a world, he would risk his life. For the love of a mortal, he would risk the world. RESUMED AT LAST!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 151,306 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 8/3/2015 - Published: 4/14/2003 - Legolas
Dire Clandestine: The Tale of Quixotic Love Affair by The Inflated Taco reviews
The union of the infamous Capt. Jack Sparrow and a nameless prostitute birthed a vindictive, ravenous young girl named Catalonìa. Under all fateful circumstances she somehow manages to fall for the one thing she could never have-her father’s best friend.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,405 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 5/4/2005
The Moonlit Ones by Queen Melian reviews
‘Whenever the innocent are in danger the Huntress will ride again.’ Lily has done everything in her power to go unnoticed, but sometimes average just isn’t a choice....LJ AU Now complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 46 - Words: 118,105 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/24/2006 - Published: 5/6/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
My Immortal by BluWine reviews
A ParisOFC romance. An AU fic of Paris, born of royalty, fated to hold the love of the most beautiful woman, destined to cause his city's destruction but what was never told was that someone loved him even before the story started and long after it ends.
Troy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,875 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/3/2006 - Published: 1/5/2004 - Complete
Dreams of Stone by Laseri reviews
Have you ever wondered about that trip Legolas and Gimli took to the Glittering Caves in Aglarond? Ever been curious about why Legolas wouldn't talk about it? Find out what really happened. Completed at long last. Sniff. Sequel coming right up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,504 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/5/2004 - Published: 2/29/2004 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
In Every Darkness by WolfMoon reviews
-Complete- Following The Death Harry is feeling angry, helpless, and forgotten as he must spend the summer with the Dursley's once again. But Harry is about to discover that in every darkness shines a light- All he has to do now is find it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 91 - Words: 218,625 - Reviews: 4793 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 6/7/2004 - Published: 8/30/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Saving Grace by Pirate's Wench reviews
COMPLETE! An excuse to pair a woman up with the sightless Sands. Much banter and...other things - there's even a plot! No flames, please! Please RR
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 38,493 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/31/2004 - Published: 4/28/2004 - Complete
A Promise Is A Promise by mcmiffstery reviews
That which was once lost is found, and she's not exactly what Legolas expected.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,137 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/23/2004 - Published: 1/27/2003 - Legolas, Gimli
Trapped As A Mary Sue by o0-Key-0o reviews
Flashing hair and a captivating stare...What are Mary Sues made of? If you're a dedicated canon-lover, the answer may not be pretty... (Complete. Sequel: Trapped As A Mary Sue II)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,621 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/4/2003 - Published: 7/13/2002 - Complete
Real Men Wear Jewelry by Mouse reviews
Sequel to "If Women Had Ruled Middle-Earth" -- The boys trade opinions on wine, women, and song while pumping iron in Mandos' weight room. [Warning: Extreme Mockery. Silmarillion knowledge required!]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/27/2002
Fellowship of the Thousands by Aralanthiriel reviews
As far as we know, the Quest to destroy the Ring only took place once. So, how on earth did all the extra Fellowship members fit in? Boromir's POV.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,511 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 18 - Updated: 8/17/2002 - Published: 6/27/2002 - Boromir, Legolas
If Women Had Ruled Middle-Earth by Mouse reviews
From Nerdanel to Arwen, they're all there: the Halls of Mandos Sewing Circle. And they've got a few opinions on the actions of their male counterparts.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/20/2002