![]() Just a few silly things on Naruto to lighten the mood, and an insight into some stupid things I've done. You know you're obsessed with Naruto when, · Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree. (I tried to run up the tree, k?) · Live by a strict diet of only ramen. (LOL most of the time) · Call your semester examine a chuunin exam. (Yep, yelled out some time ago that I passed the Chuunin exams) · Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector. (damn right) · Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan". (im craaaazy) · Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline. (definitely) · Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter. (he he, it was only a 48 hout wait, I could handle it.) · Start adding the words chan and kan on the end of your friends names. (every once in a while) · Paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books. (nah id get in trouble · Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king. (It was only a 100 ft droooop... and the damn frog didn't show up ) · Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet. (mabey) · Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou. (i know almost all) · Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out. (painful but totally worth it) .visit a website and use the name Neji as your s/n. (nah, Kazinorian for everything) · Start to call your teachers Sennin. (Yeah, My caculus teacher told me he'd beat me if I did it again, LOL, I miss high school) · Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan. (On Halloween, yes, danny thought I was really gonna kill him, ROFL, you shoulda seen his face) · Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day. (too easy) · When someone ask you who your dream girl is and you say Ino. (Sorry, f' no inos a blond whore) · Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.(does it pay?) · Spend your week searching down Naruto sites. (Ah, yes, and reading fanfics!) · Refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura. (lol HOTTIE HOTTIE HOTTIE) · Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu. (ROFLMAO, its on my list) · Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family. (crying is for people with emotions) · Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke. (nah,) · Put a picture of Hinata in your wallet and tell your friends it's your girlfriend. (Again, I'm a GIRL dammit . ) · List Anbu as current occupation on a job application. (Lol, yeah, but I never sent it though) · Can spout out a random character quote on command. (Dattebayo! XD) · Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it. (Yeah... But it definitively didn't like me cause it didn't work ~_~) · Sneak around and try to beat your grand father. (Lol, he was taken by suprise! ) · Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!". (Yeah, my anime freak buddy danny looked at me like I had six heads ten arms and a frog growing out of but. LOL) · Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down. (don't ever try that, me and peg-chan got so sick we thought about calling an ambulance!) · Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea. (Yep, My dagger may have saved my life, damn snake had to bite me while I was trying to help it, ungrateful little bastard) · Read manga 24 hours non-stop. (Actually it was 37 hours straight and I literally passed out from lack of sleep and food. LOL) · Decide that if you can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times. (Yep, tripped over the damn rope after I knocked over my tree, stupid oak wasn't strong enough to stay standing. ) · Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way". (Yeah, that was when I was officially labeled as dangerous by those that knew me. ) · When you run, you run with your arms behind you. (Yeah, sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't" · Try to walk on top of a hot spring. (Dude, the water was HOT!! O.o) · When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage. (Yeah, with a huge DATTEBAYO!) · Write your name in blood on a big scroll. (Yeah, but my friends freaked out when they saw I used real blood. LOL, its just a scratch but they flipped out. then they tried it. ROFL ) · Take a leave of absence for two and a half years and when you come back pretend you are cooler and smarter. (Waddya mean? Like mentally? Then yes, if pyhsically, then no) · You refuse to have a girlfriend because you want to win Sakura's heart. (Girl, remeber?) · You paint the kyuubi seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you. (Yep, my friend asked me what I'd been drinking.) · You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand. (I did dye it, and had sand in a little purple bag, My sister tried to kill me when I threw it at her to "defend' myself. LOL) · You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain. (Tried to... with my dagger) · You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun. (CRY!!, Akamaru got loose and got ran over, while Pakkun was stolen!! "evil growl" let me find the guys that hurt my babies and I'll make em wish they had Orochimaru as their captor"enter Evil, Sadistic laugh") · You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets. (Sun glasses yes and do Tarantulas count? ) · You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline. (Yes and No, I don't like Sasuke that much, so I claimed to be Naruto's sister when he has Kyuubi's eyes_) · You always wear green, skintight clothes. (Um...NO!! ) · When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu. (Hehe...mabey!!) · You dye your hair white and spy on girls. (Eh..Not quiet, one I'm a girl, Two, I'm NOT ero-sennin!!) · You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage. (Lol, Maki-kun and Miza-kun are very happy little froggies.) · You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to catch demons. (black coat check, red clouds, no check, Classic Uzimaki spiral, double check.) · You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons. (Yeah, its not a good idea to give me pointy objects, me and TenTen would get along just fine.. ) · You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee. (Yep, LOL, first time I hit my brother, second time I hit my banshee of a sister and ran for the hills.) · You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru. (No, but I do love to play with the pythons, they tend to like to wrap themselves around my neck so I gotta to be careful.) · Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunais!!" (Lol, I had to pay for a new window) · You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke. (I could make Naruto proud!! ) · Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand. (Yeah,took a week to get it off, stupid water proof gunk!!) · You faint when someone touches your forehead. (When I was really sick, yea) · You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees. (Lol, yeah, but there was only one bee, and I hit my head) · You try to kill your brother every day. (I have more than one brother and yes I would like nothing beter than to decapitate all of them!! "evil sadistic glee") · Dye your hair pink and follow around the hottest guy you can find. (Its was more of a dark red and the only cute guy around was a dick so I wound up kicking his balls off.) · You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking about it? ( LOL, I thought it worked once, I was doing a fire ball jutsu before I realized it a fireball was shooting at the unfortunate guy who pissed me off, turned out to only be freind who noticed the hands signs.) · You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor. (No Way In Hell!!) · You always wear an orange jumpsuit. (Sorry, I'm an all black kinda girl. NO double meaning intended since I know a lot of people are perverts!! Stupid Baka of a brother had to bring that up.) · You claim your life goal is to kill your brother. (Everyday... ) · You drink sake and say you are in the "spring time of youth". (LOL, yeah, lets not talk about that night OK? -.- ) · You add the word dattebayo to the end of each sentence. (most of the time, yes) · You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball. (Yep, I managed to get pretty god at aiming and set a freinds hair on fire, I'm a prety sadistic little wench. Yes I said wench, I kinda like that word. ) · You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!". (Once, on a guy that pissed me off, he still avoids me, LOL) · You always carry a large fan behind you. (Yep, I got sent home for carrying a weapon, now that was fun, LOL) · You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him. (Lets not answer that one.) · In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!" (ROFL, not dad, Hate him, it was Tammy, She thought she was being attacked, LOL) · Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body. (Ummm...You'll never know, unless I show you, and you ain't gonna see!!) · Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara. (It was actually the symbol for Death, I told I'm sadistic. ) · Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow. (ROFLMAO, My aunt thought I lost it when I landed in front of her out of a tree. LOL, what got her was the lowest branch was 15 feet up, It didn't seem that far to me but oh well.) · Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan.(Yep, got weird looks) · When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself. (Tried it once and caught my opponent off gaurd, he got beat up pretty badly, "looks around aimlessy hiding her brass knuckles") · When fighting someone, you attack to hit that at their chakra points.(tried it once, only wound up making my fingers hurt and big bruises on my cuz.) · You name your pig Ton-ton. (Do toy pigs count?) · You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone. (done it) · You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball. (Did it once in the backyard) · You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous. (done it at home to scare the little kiddies.) · You call your teacher Iruka-sensei. (did it once to chemestry teacher, he got used to it after a while and I started calling him Holland-Sensei, LOL) · You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village. (in elementary, that kinda thing got you killed in my high school, unless you knew how to fight some pretty dangeruous peeps, was no problem for me though, I was one of THE dangerous peeps. LOL) · You say "Believe It" or "Dattebayo" after every sentence. (A LOT!!, LOL) · When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times. (done it but my fingers got really tired) · You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you. (did once Kaa-san still wonders who Shukaku is?, LOL) · You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome. (All. The. Time.) · You have a frog wallet. (I still have the blue one.) · Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission. (when I was still in school yup.) · You get angry and feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke. (not really, just don't care.) · Paint your skin red and tell everyone you opened the third chakra gate. (I've done some stupid stuff but not like that.) · You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms. (I did once when I wasn't paying atteniton, the people who saw it asked me where the hell Konoha was?, LOL) · You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack. (No, I keep real ones, they are actually very easy to have made.) . You copy and paste this into your profile so everyone knows you are Naruto Crazy.(Just did that:p) Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Kathleen-chan, Life is a Highway66, moviemanic122893, Ham-Kelly- now Chibi Corn Chip, DolphinInsomniac 15, Cosplay Chan, WolfofDoom,Kazinorian 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, AzarathianWarrior, Wolfofdoom, Kazinorian |
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