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Joined 03-11-08, id: 1522379, Profile Updated: 11-25-09
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

Hey all! You can call me Brianna, but I also go by Watermelon, Romeo/Juliet, Witty Witch, DGS, Jewel, and many other names. So don't be confused if you see a random name on here. :)

Anyway, I'm completely insane and one of the weirdest people you will ever hear about (example: I greet my best friend by singing "Hey there Kalyla" because her name almost rhymes with Delilah), and some of my stories that I haven't yet posted reflect that. Keep an open mind and don't judge me too much by my spazzing and easily distracted state of mind!

I'm new on here, but I really like getting constructive criticism on my stories so please PM me with anything you think I could do better! Please tell me things I can fix as opposed to just saying that my story sucks and I fail at life because, trust me, I've already figured that out from reading the other stories on here. I write for fun and to relieve stress, so if the plot moves and twists a bit too much, I sincerely am sorry. Sometimes I lose track of the flow of time in the story and forget to keep it real, so it can border on melodramatic. Just let me know if something seems too out there, and I'll fix it up as soon as I get a spare moment!

...Yeah, I think I've run out of things to say.

~The One and Only Funky Spunkster

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Through A Glass Darkly by Luna Rapunzel reviews
Nothing's fair in love and war anymore. xx The sixth and seventh years. JPLE, MMSB, RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 164,250 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 6/7 - Published: 6/7/2009 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] [Marlene M., Sirius B.]
A Month of Sundays by marziipan reviews
How does Lily discover her buried feelings for James Potter? Picks up from James's and Lily's 5th year, shortly after Lily ends her friendship with Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 73,500 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 2,730 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 4/12/2017 - Published: 7/25/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Love and Other Tragedies by Fancyeyes reviews
"We don't deserve her," the Head Boy answered thoughtfully. "None of us do. Not even me. Not because she's perfect. She's not. Sometimes I think she's even more disastrously flawed than the rest of us combined. And not because she's beautiful, even though she is. Certainly not for being lovely because she never was.We don't deserve her because she's so much more than we'll ever be"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 229,880 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 11617 - Favs: 11,054 - Follows: 9,487 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Commentarius by B.C Daily reviews
Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 739,666 - Reviews: 3566 - Favs: 4,991 - Follows: 4,409 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Lily's Story by Untiltheveryend7 reviews
Lily Evans is in her last year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. With returning long-ago memories, confusing feelings and a war raging outside the safe stone walls, Lily's year as Head Girl isn't going as peacefully as she thought it would.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,994 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Where Dwell the Brave at Heart The Outtakes by Scandalacious Intentions reviews
As avid a photographer as Remus is, there are some moments that would just be completely inappropriate to capture. These, ladies and gentlemen, are those moments. Companion to 'Where Dwell the Brave at Heart'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 80 - Words: 111,513 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Marauders
The Juggernaut Factor by dorcasdeadowes reviews
"There's something you have to realise about a boy who buys you sweets that taste like torture, fights a branch duel for your honour, or lets you dribble on his jumper: a boy like that should never be ignored."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,055 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 64 - Published: 4/9/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
We Were Real by pinstripedtales reviews
He slowly stood from the chair and pulled Madge around to face him. She was small, but so far from delicate, and she was beautiful. He pushed hair behind her ear and when her eyes met his, he choked out, "We were real." - Gale/Madge
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Gale H., Madge U. - Complete
Doctor Who: Tangent: And Then There Were Two by M. Handy reviews
An accident in time sees Rose Tyler on the TARDIS at the 10th Doctor's Regeneration. In a skewed timeline, can the 11th Doctor save not only the Earth, but his own past?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,981 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - 11th Doctor, Rose T.
Our Heart's Desires by shhhhharlotte reviews
Lily and James catch glimpses into Harry's life through the Mirror of Erised, Priori Incantatem, and the Resurrection Stone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,575 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Scenes from a Hogsmeade Pub by B.C Daily reviews
The Three Broomsticks is the setting for five significant scenes in Lily and James's relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,432 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 1,488 - Follows: 164 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Boyfriend by Molly Raesly reviews
Potter was going to say that he wasn't my boyfriend. I couldn't let him do that. For the love of Merlin, I could not let him do that. I had to stop him. He couldn't tell her the truth. So I did the only conceivable thing I could think of. I kissed him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 136,472 - Reviews: 2642 - Favs: 5,928 - Follows: 1,442 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Pregnant by Molly Raesly reviews
The final chapter of Molly Raesly's "Boyfriend" series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 1,374 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Fiancée by Molly Raesly reviews
"I dropped my fork. Did he really just say that? Smehkaleen." The much awaited sequel to Molly Raesly's "Boyfriend."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 82,420 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 1,942 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Very Perceptive Creatures by Farfalla reviews
In the wake of the tribble adventure, Kirk and Spock discover their feelings for each other in the face of LOTS of adversity. If you don't want to read a Kirk and Spock romance, the easiest way to do that is NOT CLICK.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Autopilot by Caelta reviews
Drifting through space in the confines of a small shuttlecraft, they are alone. Together. K/S
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Gospel According to Lupin by Scandalacious Intentions reviews
Statistically, we’re better off than most fathers and sons because it’s been proven that the human brain absorbs more from what its owner reads than what its owner hears." Teddy recieves a series of letters from his deceased father.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 36,557 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Teddy L., Remus L. - Complete
Where Dwell the Brave at Heart (2009) by Scandalacious Intentions reviews
Lupin and Sirius sort through some old school photographs...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 72,335 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Gift Freely Given by Lady Altair reviews
The world remembers a martyr, a painted icon with a golden halo. Lily Potter wasn’t that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 79 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Haggis from Algernon by Rude Gus reviews
The fic about nothing. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 93,200 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
I'll Take it Shaken, Not Stirred by Jewels5 reviews
Mix: 1 portion each of mystery, mayhem, and murder. Add: James, Lily, spies, school, and sarcasm. Stir in: 1 tablespoon each of chaos and enmity. Blend using: sense of humor and ability to read. Serve: shaken, not stirred...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 241,427 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 1,204 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 6/8/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not reviews
Katie and Mandy are fifth years at Hogwarts, friends with the Golden Trio, and complete spazzes. What happens when the best friends start getting pulled into the much more serious atmosphere of the upcoming war? Primarily Katie/Harry with some twists
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,929 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Harry P., OC
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