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Author has written 1 story for Naruto, and Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま!.

I actually published something... huh, never would have thought I'd do that. Might have an extremely short first chapter but... I'll try updating as often as possible.

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Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 64 - Words: 380,086 - Reviews: 4642 - Favs: 6,080 - Follows: 6,114 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
The Strange Relationship Between Oppai Dragon and Ramen Chef by Death to Original Naming reviews
A blonde ninja who changed his job occupation to that of a ramen chef meets an extremely lecherous teenager who will probably be called Oppai Dragon sooner or later. This story devolves from there. Involves subpar grammar, subparier comedy and the subpariest sense of structuring ever.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 136,758 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 1,320 - Follows: 1,412 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 12/31/2014 - Naruto U., H. Issei, T. Koneko, OC
Another Kaleidoscope by Ouroboros Snake reviews
A promise to be a hero. That was it. The one thing that caused him to walk on a different path. For on that day in the park he didn't meet a perverted old man. Instead he found... Kaleidostick Ruby! Well, he's going to be a hero alright. Just not in the way that he expected...
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,394 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 1/1/2016 - Published: 6/21/2015
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 233,232 - Reviews: 4151 - Favs: 7,428 - Follows: 5,958 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
To Be Lost on the Road of Life by AthanatosOra reviews
Obito became the Jūbi Jinchuuriki and consequently got smacked to oblivion and back, with words and Naruto's fists. He died protecting the hailed boy of prophecy and his bonds, a smile on his face as he went to join Rin and Minato in the afterlife. But things didn't go as expected, and it seems that life has more plans for him… Time-travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 204,388 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 3,120 - Follows: 2,458 - Updated: 10/10/2015 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Obito U.
Stars of an Illusionary Sky by TCAnimorph reviews
Renko Usami, a nearly-ordinary human from the outside world, has just received a mysterious letter after the sudden disappearance of her best friend, Maribel Hearn. Chasing after her lost friend will lead her places she only dreamed possible...
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,780 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/19/2015 - Published: 5/16/2015 - [Renko U., Maribel H.] Mima, Yukari Y. - Complete
FateNinja: Unlimited Kunaiworks by Genocidecles reviews
After Rin bites off more than she can chew with a dimensional research experiment she, Shirou and Arturia end up dead and reincarnated in the world of Naruto! How will these mages and their heroic spirit adapt to the world of ninja? By kicking ass and taking names that's how!
Crossover - Naruto & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,108 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 8/10/2015 - Published: 7/6/2015
Again and Again by KurobaraIto reviews
Hyoudou Issei then woke up on his bed. On autopilot, his hand opened a drawer beside his bed and took a black permanent marker. '453' He wrote. For a normal person, those numbers could mean anything. But then again, Hyoudou Issei was not normal. "This is the 453rd time huh?"
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,012 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 399 - Published: 5/13/2015 - [H. Issei, Sona S.] - Complete
Quirks by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Every shinobi has a quirk that keeps them more or less insane. It's in the job description. But when a revenge prank on his father takes a life of it's own, Itachi finds that his is a little more...vocal than others. Meet Yoruichi Uchiha, the "illegitimate" daughter of Fugaku. Konoha will have to watch out, because this Uchiha version of the Red Hot Habenaro is here to stay!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,719 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 1,903 - Follows: 1,732 - Updated: 4/22/2015 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Itachi U.
Time Turned Back by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Harry was sick of it all. So when he catches Draco in Snape's private stores, he decides that he isn't going to stand back and let Draco lie about it. During the fight, a rare and unusual herb is hit, and Harry gets splashed with the concoction...and wakes up in his parent's fourth year! Determined not to be used again, he befriends a younger Snape and changes his name.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,462 - Reviews: 1391 - Favs: 5,250 - Follows: 2,621 - Updated: 1/13/2015 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Marauders - Complete
A Different Path by WhizkidHV reviews
Emiya Shirou. Warrior of justice. Entered into the fifth holy grail war, he resolves to save as many as he can. He is a sword, forged through cursed flames. It's no surprise when he summons a servant of the Saber class. Yet, instead of a blade he summons a swordsman, one clothed in black. A blade cannot change, but in the right hands it can be shown the proper path...
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 151,375 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 1,136 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Shirō E., Kirito/Kazuto K. - Complete
Konoha 12 Guys Rant by Fier66 reviews
We all know how Naruto gets to be the main character in almost all crossover fanfics, so the guys from Konoha 12 decide to vent out their frustration about how they deserve the same treatment.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Neji H., Shikamaru N., Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
Naruto Emiya by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Saved from freezing to death at the age of five, Naruto is dumped on to the lap of a new father, Kiritsugu Emiya the Magus Killer. The Einzbern family takes him in to be Illya's dagger in the next Grail War. Too bad his teacher Zelretch has other plans for him. Now he has to survive the Fifth Grail War, returning to his home and find a suitable wife before Acht strangles him!
Crossover - Naruto & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 66,820 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 1,978 - Follows: 1,831 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Naruto U., Illyasviel von Einzbern
In Flight by gabriel blessing reviews
Honestly, Shirou was beginning to think that he should be used to this; being unwittingly selected to take part in brutal tournament that he had no idea existed until he found himself in the middle of it. Then again, second times the charm, right?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 762,492 - Reviews: 8940 - Favs: 8,321 - Follows: 4,985 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Shirō E. - Complete
The Hill of Swords by gabriel blessing reviews
When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 356,642 - Reviews: 2704 - Favs: 7,711 - Follows: 3,220 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Shirō E., Louise - Complete
Of Magi and Ninjas: A Blade in the Leaf reviews
One, the reincarnation of a man who was made of swords. The other, the apprentice of a powerful vampire. How will these two change the fate of the Elemental Nations and the Ninja World? Crossover of Naruto, Fate/Stay Night, and Negima!
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/4/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Evangeline A.K. M.