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Joined 04-14-04, id: 572499

Hullo and welcome to my pointless profile, thingie.

I want to make a few things clear...

1. If you dont like me, I dont like you :)

2. If you flame my work, then may you be damned to Hell :)

3. If you think Johnny Depp is a loser, you suck :)

4. If you think I will listen to your constant complaining, go stab yourself in the arm :)

5. And finally, if you like my work, then thank you :)

Right now I'm a little pissed off, nothing you say can change that... Maybe, my work will be put up but I highly doubt it.

I dont feel like telling you what I like or dislike, nor do I feel like discribing myself to you. I dont think other people need to know that, mostly because I hate people in general... Dont take that the wrong way. Some people I respect, most I hate, thats just the way I feel.

Maybe in a few days I'll feel better, but right now I hate the world... Dont take that the wrong way either... I need a Wonka bar...

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What's a Little Fur Amongst Friends? by Billie Jukes reviews
An investigation goes horribly wrong as Conan is attacked by a strange wolflike creature. What follows makes turning into a child seem downright tame.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,224 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 7/29/2004 - M. Sera
Dear Diary by Rei No Ikishini reviews
CHAPTER 18 UP! When Mr. Wonka closes down his factory, he also sends away the woman hes come to love, when she is falsely framed for theivery.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,868 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 8/15/2005
Hallucinogens by Joanna Hepler reviews
CHAPTER 15 UP! Hawkeye and Frank remain seriously ill, their illnesses different but somehow interrelated. The camp slowly begins to crack, and as investigations begin, many are thrust under the spotlight...
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,239 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 1/12/2006
Going Down by Enchanted Hats reviews
For once a homocide occurs that Conan cannot solve, cause he's become one of the victims. It's up to the Moores to follow the clues Conan left behind... COMPLETED. See Sequel: Missing You.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,869 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 7/30/2004 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Ran M., Kogoro M. - Complete
Revenge of the Bleeding Heart by Jack-Sparrow-Lover reviews
CH. 13 UP! The sequel to A Halloween Wish. Captain Morgan Kelly wants her revenge on Jack Sparrow. When they meet again, will sparks fly or will their only be bloodshed?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,547 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 2/27/2004
Give A Reason by Koosh and Kitty reviews
You know about Kooshball and Kitty Katchan. They're the authors who wrote those stories about two girls from our time meeting the 4077th. But what if it happened to the authors? What would happen? What would take place? Pure insanity, that's what...
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,293 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/4/2006 - Published: 6/20/2005
The Exile's Voice by Revan631 reviews
In an AU,a dark presence leaves its stronghold in Unknown Space. Obiwan Kenobi's sleep becomes haunted with visions, while internal and external struggles threaten to overwhelm him. History can repeat itself... the lessons of Malachor have been learned.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,907 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
Untitled by MelancholyCanary reviews
you've heard it before...girl whisked away to Halloween Town. but i swear, this one is different!Chap 3!NOT A MARY SUE
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,908 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/19/2005 - Published: 10/4/2005
Frozen Chocolate Can Still Melt by DeppFictionLovers reviews
AU: pre movie & book: From his office high above the town, Willy Wonka coldly watches everything around him. Can a girl melt his frozen chocolate heart? Now M!: Lightly influenced by Beauty & the Beast & Phantom of the Opera: Complete!
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,227 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/8/2005 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Complete
Tales of a Pumpkin King by LittleMissPadfoot reviews
My version on how Jack Skellington became the Pumpkin King Rated T for violence and character death later on.On Hiatus...Sorry.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,525 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/12/2005 - Published: 10/22/2005
Courage Needs You by Eris' Puppet reviews
She was sixteen – he was almost thirty. It was as wrong as it was right. It was scary, it was exciting, it was everything she never knew she wanted. There was so much passion, so much pain, so much realization that love was never an easy thing.KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 113,807 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 10/31/2005 - Published: 2/3/2005 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Sweet Dreams, Sidney by The Sarcastic Typo reviews
The subconscious is where our deepest, darkest thoughts, fears, and feelings are stored.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Complete
Sucked in Just the title for now by Cap'n Meg reviews
Two friends are dancing around once the movie finishes. But little do they know that if they do the Time Warp, they'll be sucked in. Better than it sounds! I think.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,189 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/14/2005 - Published: 7/29/2005
Little Willy by TheWooze19 reviews
What happens when Willy Wonka's daughter finds out an invention went horribly wrong and it accidentally makes her dad the victim? Now, Lizzy has to deal with the torment she put her own self through. R&R!
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,100 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/4/2005 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Complete
What The Hell Is Going On? by Kitty Kat-chan reviews
-rated for langauge- Most of us have read stories of how a girl goes to the MASH unit and meets everyone. But what if it happened backwards? What if, instead, the MASH unit came to her? How will the surgeons of the 4077th react to 2004? -no romance-
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,572 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 6/25/2004
Mad World by Introitus reviews
Hawkeye POV. When the 4077th is flooded with wounded, Hawkeye slowly feels himself unraveling. HM with a heavy serving of angst.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,138 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 8/18/2004
A Most Unlikely Dynamic Duo by Rusty And The Rubix Horse reviews
A seventeen year old girl is captured and trained to fight for the CovenantBetter than it sounds! Chapter 8 up!
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,497 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/29/2005 - Published: 12/29/2004
Escape From Reality by Deadly Little Miho reviews
ON HIATUS: Meg's being bullied in school and her only escape is watching PotC, but what happens when she arrives on the Black Pearl? Rating coz I'm paranoid I'll offend someone! :D
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,695 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/21/2005 - Published: 3/5/2004
It's Magic by MASH-Nut-4077 reviews
No sir, your eyes are not decieving you; this is indeed a Harry Potter - MASH Crossover! James Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, and Lily Evans accidentally apparate into the Swamp, and pure madness ensues. R&R! (I'm baaaaaaaaaaack...)
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,589 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/8/2004 - Published: 6/18/2004
Not like this by otherhawk reviews
Updated! Hawkeye has been shot and Frank did it. Can the 4077 ever get back to normal?
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,659 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/4/2004 - Published: 11/4/2003
Belonging to You by Priestess Saphire reviews
When Sesshômaru fights Inuyasha, Kagome accidentally bites him on his neck, making him Kagome's mate! What is to happen when one is in love with another and the other simply is not interested? First pic, plz Review and no flames Warning:rape and lemon FI
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,882 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 10/30/2004 - Published: 3/12/2004 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H.
Forever Yours by princessdimonah reviews
COMPLETE Can two girls from the future mend a broken heart, and soften another? JackOC and WillOC. Sequel called Only Yours
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 52,099 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/11/2004 - Published: 2/10/2004 - Complete
My Misadventure in the Caribbean by Marie the Black Rose reviews
I go back in time, to the late 1600's and meet Jack Sparrow! This is after The Black Pearl adventure, savvy? PG-13 for language and some gore later on. Please, r&r!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,089 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/24/2004 - Published: 11/12/2003
Not a TV show by Kooshball reviews
A street kid from Sydney is sucked into the TV show we all know and love... MASH! Final chapter is now up
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 39,942 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/5/2004 - Published: 11/2/2003
A Halloween Wish by Jack-Sparrow-Lover reviews
COMPLETE! A girl from the year 2004 loves POTC as do her friends. She's always dreamed to meet Jack Sparrow, but when she finally gets her wish, is he really what she expected?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,720 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/25/2004 - Published: 10/14/2003 - Complete
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