Hi! :D I'm XxLovelyInsanityxX (at least until I get bored with the name). I'm not sure if you're visiting my profile because you're interested in who I am, or if you're just plain bored. Either way, here's some basic information about me: NAME: That's for me to know and you to find out. ;) (You can call me whatever, I'm not picky about nicknames.) AGE: Somewhere around the 16-18 range. GENDER: I believe I am of the female variety. CHARACTERISTICS: Blue eyes. Shoulder-length brown hair. Yay. LIKES: Anime, reading, talking (I talk a lot...), writing, chocolate. I will be your friend forever if you give me chocolate. DISLIKES: Worms, spiders, snakes. Bad grammar. Mean people. Horror movies. Any kind of math -shudders-. OTHER: Well, let's see. I'm a light-hearted person. I'm nice and easy-going (at least I like to think so). I can be quite childish for my age, as well as quite annoying. I like to use the word 'quite.' I've been called weird more than once in my life. Uhh...Lavender is my favorite color. Like I said, I'm kind to everyone. If you're mean to me, I'll most likely ignore it. If you're mean to my friends, well, you'd better watch your back. ;) What else...? Oh, I love Naruto, as you can no doubt tell. My favorite characters are Itachi, Hinata, and Rock Lee. (I know, kind of a weird combination. But they're all so epic! xD) More random facts about me ;): --I'm a procrastinator. That's why I like to be almost completely finished with a story before I post it. That way, I can post a chapter every couple days and you won't have to wait, like, a month before the next part is up. :D Good deal? --I like to make friends, so if you want to talk to me, feel free. --Most of my stories are happy and (hopefully) funny. I don't like writing about anguish and angst and all that--it just makes me sad. --I don't like horror stories, but I do like suspense. --I can be pretty random and weird, but I try (keyword: try) to keep the total randomness out of my stories (at least the ones I'll post here, lol). No promises, though. :) --Like I said before, if you're mean to me, I'll ignore you. --If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. :) My favorite Naruto pairings (In order): NaruHina SasuNaru ItaHina (Totally impossible, but I still think the pairing is adorable. :3) LeeSaku Pairings that I cannot stand (In no particular order): NaruSaku (Because, at least in my opinion, Naruto belongs with Hinata or Sasuke. :D) SasuSaku (Ugh. I just can't see it happening.) NejiTen (I really don't know why. I just don't care for this pairing at all.) KisaIta (Just...No.) ItaNaru (????) Uchihacest (NO NO NO NO NO!) ((If you happen to like one or more of the pairings I just bashed, I don't mean to offend you. You are entitled to your own opinion, and I respect that. There's no reason we can't be friends if we disagree on pairings. :D. Besides, I occasionally make acceptions if I really love the story containing these pairings, or the author who writes about them.)) Okay, now for some dumb copy/paste stuff! (I love these things ^^') If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile! (This was kind of hard for me to follow. I'm kind of slow like that ._. But I can't deny my weirdness, so here it is.) If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (I'm known for those!) If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. (Heheh...) If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you've ever asked a really obvious, stupid question, copy and paste this into your profile. (Only every day. o.o') If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. (I'm a nerd and I'm proud!) If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. (Spongebob ftw...^^) If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now and you love them so much, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're bored, and wish to subject others into wasting about 5 seconds of their lives, copy and paste this into your profile. (Mwahaha!) If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. 95 percent of teens would FREAK OUT if they saw Justin Bieber about to jump off of a 100 story building. Copy and Paste this into your profile if you are part of the 5 who would be shouting, "Jump!" If you like Disney and or/Pixar movies, copy and paste this into your profile. (Finding Nemo = my favorite movie of all time.) Just keep swimming, just keep swimming~! Copy and paste this to your profile. (See above. :D) If your profile is long, copy and paste this to your profile. (Yesh. Yesh it is.) If you think Orochimaru is what you get when Michael Jackson and Voldemort have unprotected sex, C&P this into your profile. (I'm so glad I'm not the only one...o.O) If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this to your profile! If you are an Akatsuki fan, put this in your profile. Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! How to Tell if You're a Writer: -If you talk to yourself. Copy and Paste this if you're a writer. 90% of Naruto fans would cry if Sasuke jumped off a cliff. 9% would be shouting, "JUMP (SASUKE) JUMP!" I am the proud 1% who would push him OFF! Repost this if you hate Sasuke/Don't hate him, but don't like him either. (I'm more the latter...I get annoyed with him, but I wouldn't want him to actually DIE. Then who would I make fun of?! xD) Okay, now for some weird quotes that changed my life but probably make absolutely no sense to the general public: ((This list gets bigger every day...Sorry, but there are so many epic quotes out there!)) "The boy with the cockatoo hair touched your private square!" --Me "It was cold, and then it was hot, and then it was really hot!" --(A not-so-intelligent moment between me and my friend Suzie.) "...Tutalege." --Neji Hyuuga "HAHA! HE SAID TUTALEGE!" --Me and my best friend, Hannah "Bears beats Battle Star Galactica." --Jim Halpert f/m The Office "But...Why?" "Because if you don't, Itachi will throw another toaster." --Excerpt from a...rather...crazy story I wrote. "I regret nothing!" -jumps out window- --??? Not sure where this originated... "He looks like he's doing the robot in a kitchen apron with a triangle." --Hannah commenting on a drawing of Sasuke. "That is a weasel, sir." --Hannah. "The fire is SHOOTING at us!" --Andy f/m The Office. "You know what's funnier than 24...?" "What?" "25!" --Spongebob Squarepants. "Is mayonnaise an instrument?" --Patrick f/m Spongebob Squarepants. "FINLAND!" --Patrick. "Now my weasel has a big butt!" T.T --Hannah again xD (we were in art class drawing animals and the new student teacher tried to help with her drawing...she only made it worse. -.-) Hannah: "So, how many children do you want?" Me: "Two..." Hannah: "Okay--" Me: "...Thousand." A tiny voice inside his head told him that following a random trail of Skittles would probably end badly for him. But a bigger, louder, more persuasive voice inside his head was yelling: "ITACHI WANT SKITTLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" --I'm pretty sure this is the most awesome combination of words I've ever written. :) "'Anyway. The password will be this: 'When does a ninja strike?' and then, you will answer, 'A ninja strikes at the beginning of the equinox on the twenty-third of March but only when you eat vanilla pudding underneath a full moon with a fat guy named Bob who just got a tattoo of a kitten on his left ankle.'" Everyone stared at Sasuke for a moment. Finally, Noel took a deep breath: 'What...The heck...Was that?'" --Another lovely quote from my crazy story! "Montar el queso!" --Yet another one of my insane friends, Alexa. xD (It means "to ride the cheese." We got a little crazy in Spanish class...) Me: "I remember when your pet rabbit's name was Criss Angel." Hannah: "Yeah, well, my family didn't go for that name. Besides, Thumper suits him better because he's a bunny and he thumps. Criss Angel doesn't thump." "You and I are flesh and blood. I'm always going to be there for you, even if it's only as an obstacle for you to overcome. Even if you do hate me. That's what big brothers are for." --Itachi Uchiha to Sasuke. "Your dream was your father's dream, wasn't it? Remember this well then. The village did not acknowledge him because he became Hokage. He became the Hokage because the village acknowledged him." --Itachi to Naruto. "We are humans, not fish." --Itachi Uchiha...(xD) "Itachi… It seems that in the end… I'm not so terrible after all." --Kisame. "Look deep into my eyes and accept my sincere apology! Also notice my handsome manly features." --Might Guy. "Gahh! Kakashi! You make me so mad! Why do you have to act so cool?!" --Might Guy. "That's it, Lee! Run … run towards the setting sun!… But don't mess up your hair!" --Might Guy. "As usual, I can't keep up with their craziness." --Neji Hyuuga talking about Guy and Lee. "No one can determine another's destiny." --Neji. "It's true you were special… However… I am even more special than you!" --Sasuke Uchiha. (Best. Quote. Ever.) "Why wasn't I invited to the 'meeting of fists under a sunset sky to develop the friendship of men?!'" --Rock Lee. "I want to show I can be a splendid ninja as well even if I don't have ninjutsu or genjutsu … I want to prove it to the whole world!" --Rock Lee. "Now, cower in awe! Shout in despair! Because my art… is an EXPLOSION!" --Deidara, obviously. "You think you're so cool! And those eyes make me sick!! Always judging me… and my art!! You have no appreciation of the beauty of my work… and it makes me want to kill you!!" --Deidara to Sasuke. Story Info & Updates: So, I'm in the process of writing a Kingdom Keepers story and an ItaHina fic called The Set-Up. I might even get around to a drabble series. Possibly. o.O But for now, I'm just here to read and review stories. :) Buh-bye and thanks for visiting my profile! |
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