![]() Author has written 1 story for Naruto. HI! I'm Virtualfox666 but everyone calls me Vf666! Welcome to my page~ If you're here, then you must've read something I typed out of boredom. Some Info About Me: Gender: Female Hair color: Dirty blonde Eye color: Hazel Ummmmm...I wear glasses...I like the colors red and black, my friends, foxes, anime, mostly Naruto, Inuyasha, Yu Yu Hakusho, MAR, Full Metal Alchemist...yeah and stuff...I Don't like my brother, rabbits, the color pink, rap(you can't spell CRAP without RAP!)umm...people who are mean, people who are WAY girly, and yeah. I mostly read Naruto and HP fanfics, but every once in a while I'll read stories from one of my other fandoms. I also have a habit of putting this ~ at the end of my sentences. Must fix that... Stories: Of Races and Cosplay: Oneshot, Sasunaru art: Random quotes: ...And it was definitely time for Neji to stop watching his cousin’s soap operas. The next time they spent time together, they were watching Bruce Lee, and that’s final. –Chasing Naruto "that one was just freaky,” Souta muttered, staying close to prevent himself from getting separated from his sister in the large crowd they had attracted. –Puppy 101 Then again, Kagome thought, I shouldn’t complain. After all, I chase after a marble. –Somewhere I Belong “You… you…” Sasuke whispered angrily as Naruto was coming at him again with his fist in the air. “YOU STOLE ALMOST HALF OF MY FANGIRLS!” He finally yelled, obviously pissed off. – A Different Beginning “So basically you like your fan girls and dislike the people who take them away from you.” Naruto said with a smirk.“Well, in fact, yes.” Sasuke said, and Naruto and Kakashi fell anime style. –A Different Beginning I guess.” Sasuke said. He looked at Sakura, who gave the impression that she wanted to be praised for her deeds. “Fan girl, you are a great shuriken.” Sasuke said, and everyone fell anime style. “Can’t you at least call me Sakura?” She pleaded. “Why would I do that?” Sasuke asked confused. Sakura just lowered her head in defeat. - A Different Beginning “Sasuke, you are NOT throwing me again.” –Sakura, A Different Beginning Great… a giant fox in my head… that’ll make me popular. –Naruto, Legend of Kazama Naruto Begins “Hiccups?” Sasuke turned from his target practice and sternly regarded the teenager standing before him. Expertly twirling a shuriken on one finger, a thoughtful expression dawned on his face. “I plug my ears and swallow three times.” Gaara barely managed to stifle a laugh as the mental image of Sasuke performing the said action entered his mind. This did not go unnoticed by the perceptive genin, who immediately glared at him in annoyance. Time to go. -Gaara Gets Hiccups ‘but in his world of ramen he wouldn't even notice if Orochimaru was in a bikini dancing the Macarena.'- Kyuubi, Get Me a Wife Kisame was shocked for two reasons: a) Naruto had agreed and b) Itachi was acting NORMAL! Really Kisame couldn’t believe what he had seen. The world was coming to an end! Itachi was human! -You What! For Sasuke, Gaara first thought of getting him a personality (a ha ha) but then thought twice, since he didn’t really feel like getting into a fight with the child genius, so he settled with the book he’d found - “10 Ways to Kill Your Older Brother”. – Gaara Discovers Christmas Naruto: Genma gave me another hour after school but it was all that Uchiha's fault! ..And i don't like hamburgers so I'm not eating... D8 I didn't get the time to buy ramen! sniff “See, if you ask me, I think Sasuke has been attacked by a squirrel and got rabies,” said Kiba. “Which is what launched him into attack.” . -High School for Idiots “Now, the only way to save the school is to kill Sasuke right away, before the hydrophobia spreads around,” said Kiba. . -High School for Idiots “DON’T YOU SEE WHAT’S HAPPENING? IF WE DON’T PUT SASUKE DOWN IMMEDIATELY HE’LL INFECT THE ENTIRE SCHOOL!” shouted Kiba, throwing his hands in the air in a dramatic fashion. -High School for Idiots Naruto cringed. ‘Believe it’ sounded like some kind of lame expression that a bratty kid from a TV show would say. -High School for Idiots Since Naruto had spiky blonde hair, DOES THAT GIVE HIM THE POWER OF ELECTRICITY! Since Sasuke has black hair, DOES THAT GIVE HIM THE POWER OF DARKNESS! Since Kakashi has white hair, DOES THAT GIVE HIM THE POWER OF ICE! Since Neji has dark brown hair, DOES THAT GIVE HIM THE POWER OF SHIT! The answer is simple. NO, IT DOES NOT. Because Ino TOTALLY cares how Neji is feeling.-- OMG! I love this site! “Yo!” said Naruto, walking up to them. “Where are Sakura and Sasuke?” “Sasuke and Sakura went up the hill to fetch a pail of water,” said Shino. “Hopefully, Sasuke won't fall down and break his crown and Sakura won't come tumbling after,” said Kiba. “Sasuke would get up and to camp he'd trot, right?” asked Hinata. “As fast as he could caper...” Naruto answered. “He'd go to bed and bound his head with vinegar and brown paper.” “Well, that was weird...” said Kiba, realizing they just repeated the whole nursery rhyme. –Stranded With Idiots “Well I’m not gay either!” snapped Sasuke. Everybody looked as if they were about to say something, but Sasuke glared at them and quickly added, “If you value your miserable life, don’t go there.” Everybody shut up. –Just A Bunch Of Girly Men "Such hostility." Sasuke mocked. "Such emoness." Grinning one last time, I stood up and slammed the door in their faces. "She's annoying." he grunted. "AND YOU'RE GAY!" I shouted from the window, then slammed it shut. –Bleed Black “He makes no effort to hide the fact he worships the great deity of porn.”-Sakura, For the Love of my Friends “Feh, I had this teacher and he told me, use your Wind Scar, I’ll create a barrier for myself so you can practice aiming. Then, I said sure and it killed him…” “…” The room was silent. “At least the place to stay was nice,” he added. -Inuyasha, The Prophecy That was Destined to Join Itachi may be bringin' sexy back... but Naruto's bringin SASUKE back "Im bringin Sasuke back... YEAH!" /retarded -Otomodachi, Deviantart "I" before "E" except after "C" AND when sounding like "A" is a neighbor in way! and on weekends! and holidays! and all throughout May! and you'll always be wrong NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY! "Poor Tom is cold," he said. "Pity poor Tom, for his nose is frozen, and he doth shiver, and… is maaaddddd!!" "Oh, shut up," said Father. He tried to walk off but Tom the Beggar wouldn't let go of his leg. Father dragged him for a couple of feet and then tried hitting him with his walking stick. "Poor Tom! Poor Tom!" Shouted the beggar. "Let go!" Father shouted back, looking annoyed. "PIIIIIIITY POOOOOR TOOOOM!!" "NO!!" "YEEEEEEEEEES!!" "NO! NO! NO!" Father tried prying him off with his other foot then. By now we were all laughing so hard we couldn't breath. "POOR TOM IS MAAAAAAD!!" Said the beggar. "I CAN SEE THAT!" Said my father. - It's all in the point of view "He plays bass guitar on a video game, but I do that in real life." Reneé Descartes walks into a bar. The barmaid asks if he'd like the daily special of fried asparagus. He says, 'I think NOT' and poof! He disappears. It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation. Someday we'll look back on this, anana: That sucks. I hate it when it does that. haha... rubish “Puppets make EVERYTHING funny.” “What? That’s got to be one of the most ridiculous ones yet.” Blaire said snapping her head up. “Seriously guys! Think about the most terrible thing ever.” Silence. “Okay, I will then. Imagine an airplane full of puppies-” “Wait, why is there an airplane full of puppies?” I asked. “Because I said so,” she replied “Ah, but of course,” Blaire said, suddenly intrigued in the conversation and not the juice. “Anyway,” Larissa continued, “the airplane full of puppies crashes into an orphanage of tone-deaf children with terminal illnesses-” “You sick fuck!” I cried. “Where do you come up with this shit?” Blaire asked, raising a thinly tweezed eyebrow, which I just realized was pierced. “I have a sick, twisted, little brain,” she replied, grinning. “As I suspected,” Blaire said, nodding in appreciation. My new friends are nuts, I tell you, wonderful, but totally nuts. “Back to my theory. Now, picture the puppies and orphans, but now picture them as sock puppets! See? Now it’s funny.” “Hmm… I kind of see what you mean,” I replied. -A Diary of a Less Sinister Nature Top 6 Fave pairings(Naruto) Dei/Saku, FTW NaruSasu DeiTobi KakaIru Minato/Kushina! LOL Kabu/Saku(mediclove!) Top 6 fave Pairings(HP) DM/GW Tom Riddle/Ron Weasley (Darn MSTs...) Will add more later~ Other Stuff: I'm on Deviantart.com! ! LOL, I suck I'm also on gaia as Virtualfox666... |
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