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Joined 03-10-08, id: 1521419, Profile Updated: 06-11-08
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Name: Poppy

Age: Just turned 16 (May 28th)

Location: Orange County, California

Sex: The hell do you think? Female, thanks for noticing.

Obsessions: Twilight and Tokio Hotel

Boyfriend: Edward Cullen!!...I wish. Really, it's the super-sexy Jared Jonson. He has my heart and my virginity. Heh heh heh.

Stories: See bottom of page.

Other: Read them, or I'll send my evil mutant jiggly puff after you.

Okay, fine, because I'm lazy, I'll put my disclaimer up here again. God.

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight. I do own a boyfriend, a TMNT plush toy, and a rainbow sparkly feathered boa, but not Twilight. Also, I own not any of the brands mentioned in any of my stories...unless I tell you I own them in which case, not own them. Also, any political viewpoints expressed in my stories which are republican in any way are NOT the viewpoints of the author. Democratic ones, however, are a different story.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

Okay, so I'm not gay. But as the freak who hangs out with emos, I am surrounded by gays EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. And in tacky, beachy, overly-commercialized Orange County, California, gays are just not accepted. So I am doing everything I can to stop it. I am a member of a gay-straight alliance group, I'm a junior therapist (a program where kids practice therapy on people of their choice- I specialize in gay help), and I posted that. Not mine, though- credit goes to peaches-the-bitchy-ho-killer. Oh great- there's another disclaimer. I flipping hate those things.

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I am Fortune's Fool by Rani Hindustani reviews
Jacob and Seth have imprinted on each other, and Seth accepts it while Jacob fights with it. A kind of funny love story between two werewolves, one with a married crush and the other with a sister who happens to be a...you'll see! ManxMan SEXUAL CONTENT!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,196 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Jacob, Seth
IM conversations of the Cullen & Swan residence! by Team Emmett reviews
What if the Cullens and Bella had an IM service?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,051 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 3/17/2008
10 Ways to Annoy Twilight Characters by Patronus Charm reviews
Title pretty much explains all. Not my best fic as it has no plot but hey read it any way. First Chapter is Edward Cullen. Contest results now UP! NOW COMPLETE! Please read the Authors Note!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 12,266 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Cheering in Forks by LewistheTurtle reviews
Edward is being punished by the principal for pranking Mike Newton as a dare from Emmett while Bella is visiting her mother in Florida. What will be Bella's reaction when she finds Edward like THAT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,612 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Complete
China Doll by Madame Meg reviews
All Bella ever wanted was love from her father, King Charlie. But when he starts to love her in the wrong way, she escapes, disguised. A vampire prince called Edward saves her from starvation, but can he save her from her father that pursues her? AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,553 - Reviews: 2327 - Favs: 1,303 - Follows: 1,454 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11744 - Favs: 8,828 - Follows: 2,715 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Truelovemultiplies by xoxo41 reviews
My first fanfic! Edward finally gave into Bella's pleading, and now she's pregnant. How will it affect them and how do they feel about it? Review please! Rated T for mild language. Chapter Epilogue Part II up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 25,899 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Take Fifty by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
A oneshot series in which the Twilight characters find themselves working their way through movie plots. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 16,808 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Full Moon by Masochisim reviews
Bella goes to see Jacob in Eclipse. What if he can't control his anger...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 12,458 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Complete
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5160 - Favs: 3,014 - Follows: 1,480 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Vampire IM by Edwardmarryme reviews
What will happen when The cullens get mixed up in IM? All in IM format. M for bad language and themes. CHAPTER 3 has Mini cyberlemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 9,474 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008
My Brand of Heroin by blinding-rainbows reviews
AU/All Human. Bella has spent the past three months in rehab for her cocaine addiction. What happens when troubled Edward Cullen is committed to the same center? --EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 71,767 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cullens go to Disney World! by Hinotezeke reviews
Title speaks for itself and Yeah, lots of chaos in disney world.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 16,399 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
The Family Talk by NeverForgetThisPen reviews
Imagine Carlisle and Esme Cullen attempting to give their "children" a sex ed. lesson.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,626 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
What Emmett does when he is bored by twilight is my heroine reviews
some things that Emmett does when he is bored! VERY FUNNY! PLEASE READ AND REVIEW! i am now taking sugestions for future chapters!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,704 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 3/27/2008
Death's Kiss by xxBella Marie Cullenxx reviews
What should have happened in the parking lot after prom. :D BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,059 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008
Our Song: Edward and Bella by blindinglightsxx reviews
Edward and Bella's version of Our Song by Tayler Swift. Short and cute. R/R, please!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Alice and Bella by Rosette-Cullen reviews
The title explains it all. Alice and Bella are tired of being denied by their men, so they take it into their own hands.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
Pick up lines the Cullens Should Use by FictionalFanGirl reviews
Pickup lines the Cullens should use. Edward's third one is my favorite muahaha. Rated M for mature themes and immature suggestions.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
The Lion, The Bear, and Some Crazy Closets by MyBella reviews
Rated "M" for suggestive & naughty language. Ever wonder what your closet thinks about your clothing? We find out what the Cullen closets have to say! This is a Cookie League production. If you enjoy, please check out our other stories.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Complete
Jazz and Emmet's SexEd by DebussyToThis reviews
An outtake from my version of 'Breaking Dawn'. Emmett and Jasper attempt to give some helpful man to man advice regarding Bella and Edward's sexual relationship. Hilarity ensues, naturally. Emmett is on top form...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Complete
Manly Bonding by iluvcarlisle reviews
Just random drabble and short tales of manly bonding time at the Cullen house...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Complete
Vampires vs WerewolvesThe Ultimate Bloodbath by Kalona Cullen reviews
FINAL CHAPTER IS UP! Bella, has graduated. they have found a,loop hole to the treaty and are ready to change Bella. Jacob doesn't give a damn about the treaty...he wants war! I don't own these characters they belong 2 Stephanie Meyer! EXB!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 58,582 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Complete
Through the Pieces of my Broken Heart by Sakura Akki reviews
Is actually not a fanfiction. Is just short, sad stories about lost, lonely, and desperate teens.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2006
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One Thing Leads To Another reviews
Your boyfriend is abusive, your one-night stand is your doctor, the man who's on love with you has a sister whose fiancee is your long-lost brother, and your pregnant with somebody else's baby. Welcome to Bella's world.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,432 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 3/28/2008
Twilight in Real Life reviews
One-shot. What happens when the Twilight characters find the Twilight Books? And who is plotting against them? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
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