LeahSwitzerland
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Joined 03-03-08, id: 1515839, Profile Updated: 02-13-12
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

I AM ON HIATUS.

I DON'T KNOW IF I WILL CONTINUE ALL OF MY STORIES BUT I WILL SAY I PROBABLY WILL BE REWRITING "JASPER SLIPS UP"

I DON'T KNOW WHEN. I SUGGEST YOU SET ME TO YOUR ALERTS IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN READING MORE.

THANK YOU.

Hi everyone thanks so much for checking out my profile!

If you bothered to go onto my profile then go bother to read my stories!

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Here are some fun facts! YAY

I am obsessed with languages. I'm currently learning russian, french, and german.

I'm a HUGE procastinator. It's not even funny.

My favorite artist ever is Regina Spektor. I love her. She's Russian but American also. Go check her out!

I LOVE the Jakes. Best unsigned band in the world!!

My favorite drink ever is Snapple Nectarine White Tea. Yesterday I went to this market a block from my house that sells the tea sometimes.Like it'll be there for two weeks and then it will be gone for a month. So it was there yesterday and there was only six of them on the shelf. I bought three and my cousin Madalynn(MadalynnCullen) helped me hide and scatter the other three on other shelves so no one else could buy them... Yeah I love them that much.

I am forever grateful to Stephenie Meyer for getting me into Muse.

Fanfiction is taking over my life. I wish I was joking.

I LOVE Tokio Hotel

I'm a slytherin.

Favorites YAY!

Books: Twilight series, Harry Potter series, Dear America series, The Giver, The Scarlet Letter(I love Pearl), The Host, Burned(possibly the saddest thing I've ever read), Target, Just In Case

TV: Lost, The Allen and Craig Show(on youtube, does that count?), ugly betty, Grey's Anatomy, Nip/Tuck, Friday Night Lights, Fresh Prince of Bel Air,

Movies: The Outsiders, An American in Paris, Sweeney Todd, King Kong, Mystic River,The Fall, Let the Right One In(the BEST vampire movie I've ever seen in my life), the Breakfast Club


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Relation or relationship by Stormy Bella reviews
Bella go to Forks and lives with her adopted uncle, Edward. She fell in love with Edward, and he her. When society scold upon them, would this love be worth it, or would Jacob be the better choice? First fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 114,308 - Reviews: 4236 - Favs: 2,445 - Follows: 1,974 - Updated: 7/28/2016 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Complete
51 Things Emmett Cullen Is Not Allowed To Do by twilightnite reviews
Based on the indifferent child of earth's one-shot/list. The story behind the list. Think you know everything about Emmett? Think again. Any brain combustion, confusion, or gut busting can't be held against us. Read at your own risk. Enjoy! No.4-5 up now.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,454 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 2/15/2008
Emmett's Entertainment by moosie49 reviews
Sorry for the lack of... um... updation? anyways, its basically funny Emmett with mostly Bella stories... Had fun writing them, so I hope you have fun reading them...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,388 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Emmett, Bella
Twilight Chatrooms by balletvaki reviews
Just some funny dumb conversations with the characters of twilight! hope you'll enjoy them and lol. Guaranteed to make you smile!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,131 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 9/4/2008
The Broken by Isaella Marie Cullen reviews
Bella has a secret. The intriging, and handsome new teacher, Mr. Edward Masen, is determined to find out what it is. But sometimes, those doors are best left unopened. Slight Horror, because of torture, prostitution, rape... etc. R&R! Love you all!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,298 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 201,689 - Reviews: 8772 - Favs: 5,476 - Follows: 5,128 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008
This Is Reality by kittkatt123 reviews
When Edward came back, Bella was in more emotional pain than she was in NM. What happens when Edward finds scars on Bella’s wrists? What will the Cullens to do make sure Bella is alright? Will she be okay?Rated M for cutting. Dedicated to Vampirechick123
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 65,256 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
Dangerous Affections by wishimight reviews
Edward was taken against his will by the Volturi and forced into the life of an assassin. Bella was orphaned 5 years ago. Their paths cross & sparks fly, but when she becomes his latest target, he must risk it at all to keep everyone alive. ALL HUMAN ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 3970 - Favs: 1,948 - Follows: 2,149 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
Bitter Sweet by MistroStrings reviews
Eden, a new girl in Forks, is trying to understand the mystery of the Cullens. When one of them seems to swoon for her, she has to ignore forbidden feelings, ignore a killer, and still live a normal life. Can she do it all? Probably not. JasperxOC OCxOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 55,786 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - [Jasper, OC] - Complete
EDWARD CULLEN by omaigooo reviews
If you are reading this, that means you've just purchased your very own EDWARD CULLEN. Go throught the guide for more information on the item purchased. Funny.one-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Edward - Complete
Cruel Intentions by Skanky Frankie reviews
Losely based around the plot of Cruel Intentions, using characters from Twilight. Edward is a rich boy with a diabolical step sister, Rosalie. They make a bet on Edward ruining the reputation of Virgin Bella... But could it be more than he bargained for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,869 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
From Innocence to Experience by Thallium81 reviews
Bella was perfectly content with life in Forks until she lost her best friend Alice. Now a dark figure lurks in the shadows. Bella suspects that Edward knows more than he is letting on, but how can she solve the mystery if he keeps avoiding her? AU/Canon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 101,274 - Reviews: 1800 - Favs: 2,040 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mine by AliceinGaGaland reviews
AU. Tom gestured to the land before them. "This belongs to me." He pointed to the girls frolicking in the lake. "They belong to me," he pointed at the castle behind them,"it belongs to me." Turning to Ginny he tilted her head back . "You belong to me."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,510 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
Blue Moon Over Manka's by Cullenista reviews
Edward whisks Bella off to Manka's Inverness Lodge for a romantic weekend. She’s insecure, he has doubts and they finally deal with all their issues honestly, including Jacob. Winner of the Danger Magnet Award at the Denali Coven and four TwilightAwards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 240,484 - Reviews: 4109 - Favs: 2,091 - Follows: 1,661 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Edward, Bella
I'm Shakin' by Yuki-and-Annabelle reviews
Songfic to I’m Shakin’ by Rooney: Edward is challenged by Alice to stay with Bella throughout the worst four days of the month: her period. Can he withstand the darker side of Bella, or will the hormones crack that impossible composure? Contains HP 5 spoi
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,763 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Not Another Twilight FanFiction by theenvylover reviews
A clumsy Bella, a perfect Edward, Jacob the rapist, you've seen it all before but not in this extent. The product when you take the average of all of the other FanFictions on the site. Of course Flames are always welcomed and laughed at.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 10/2/2007
A Rose By Any Other Name by Niamh929 reviews
Rosalie and Emmett’s story. Rated M for sexual content and strong language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,411 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 3/13/2008
The Perfect Girl by lovetobedead reviews
Jacob finds his match in his best friend. She's the best for him. Please read and review. Rated M for later things...sex, kinda, and rape.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/19/2008
Edward and the Kitten by Niamh929 reviews
Bella gets a new pet and of course it causes problems [ONESHOT]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 3,173 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Jacob Black Buys a New Pair of Socks by Rhiann reviews
Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 67 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
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Your Not Yourself, Jake reviews
Eclipse setting. Jacob is still fight for Bella and he's fighting dirty.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,181 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Bella, Jacob
Jasper Slips Up reviews
Whintey, dear, don't be afraid. We aren't going to hurt you." Said Mrs. Cullen.She is so beautiful and lovely I almost wanted a hug from her to make me feel better. She took a step forward and I took two back. Eclipse setting.No Victoria and no war.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,125 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Jasper, Emmett
Edward and Bella at the Mall reviews
A eventful day at the mall and of course Bella doesn't know she's going. teehee.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Bella, Edward