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Single and reading fanfic to appease my desire to fall in love. In a relationship and reminding myself alternate endings are beautiful. Somewhere in between and just for fun!

Grad student in the USA, tequilitist, favorite color: grey. If you're looking for a beta let me know!

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All Because of a Muggle Bookshop by Cora DeBlaere reviews
Years after the war, Hermione decides to leave the wizarding world. What starts as a vacation ends up being a new life with a new identity in a new country. Finding a job at a quaint bookshop, she settles into her new muggle life, leaving her old life as Hermione Granger behind. That is until a certain familiar blonde wanders in. Why is Malfoy living like a Muggle?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 77 - Words: 214,132 - Reviews: 1694 - Favs: 1,290 - Follows: 1,935 - Updated: 4/13/2016 - Published: 10/14/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M.
Pinky Promise by provocative envy reviews
COMPLETE: Because her voice is light and airy and musical and the only thing he can come up with to compare it to is a cloud—which is crazy. Voices aren't clouds. Clouds aren't voices. Clouds are…clouds. They float and they're filled with rain and they cover up the sun. Luna's voice isn't like that all. Luna's voice might as well be the sun. MF/LL. (Companion to 'Bite Marks').
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,183 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/5/2015 - Published: 4/23/2015 - Luna L., Marcus F. - Complete
Bite Marks by provocative envy reviews
TWO-SHOT: "So—you're upset," he says with a nonchalant nod and discreet adjustment of his slightly too-tight khaki corduroys. She blinks at him, her expression alternating between indignation and incredulity and flat-out fury. He had been right about her being pretty beneath the intimidation tactics. HG/DM. (Companion to 'Punch Drunk').
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,421 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Punch Drunk by provocative envy reviews
ONE-SHOT: On her twelfth day, she's standing next to a bank of stainless steel wire bird cages and clasping a shrink-wrapped package of pine wood shavings to her chest and legitimately praying for strength when Harry pauses in the doorway for no readily apparent reason other than to scowl disapprovingly in her general direction and that just. No. That's it. PP/HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,746 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 103 - Published: 2/28/2015 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
With Teeth by provocative envy reviews
ONE-SHOT: Albus Dumbledore had been wrong about Voldemort's horcruxes. There had never been just seven—or eight, technically, if Harry's scar was being counted. There had been seven hundred and seventy-seven. HG/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,736 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 136 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Flatmate by attica reviews
After the Ministry seizes all of Draco Malfoy's possessions - including his beloved Malfoy Manor - he takes up drinking and finds himself taking up temporary residence at Hermione Granger's flat in Wizarding London. But what neither of them expect is that a lot can happen in 139 days in such close quarters - even the impossible. DHr. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 44,030 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 1,161 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Broken Yolk by attica reviews
COMPLETE! "You know that love really isn't what they say it is, right? In the books? In the fairytales? Nobody comes and rescues you from your tower. Nobody fights off a big bad witch or even slays a dragon." A story in which everyone wants someone other than the one they're with. Post-Hogwarts, ultimately D/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,618 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Politician's Wife by pir8fancier reviews
Hermione hates Draco in the springtime, Hermione hates Draco in the fall, Hermione hates Draco 247.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 1,941 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1681 - Favs: 7,743 - Follows: 976 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete