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![]() Author has written 1 story for Unnatural History. I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird anda freak either behindmy back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:HarryArtemis1220, Pixel Alice, Always Running The Labyrinth, IzzydaWolfeGrrl, TheBlueBottle,That Creepy Kid, Darquesse, Holly Bluemoon, Snickerdoodlecookiesandpandas/pandaswithbazookas,hinatabellahaley13 1. Put Your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS! 1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? Breakeven by The Script 2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Seventeen From Repo! The Genetic Opera 3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Stereo Love by Edward Maya ft. Alicia 4. WHAT IS 2+2? Boys And Girls by Good Charlotte 5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Disturbia by Rihanna 6. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Party Poison by my chemical romance 7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Waka Waka (Time For Africa) by Shakira 8. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Down by jay sean (Feat. Lil' Wayne) 9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Love Like Woe by The Ready Set 10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? e. t. by katy perry 11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? Save Yourself, I'll Hold Them Back by my chemical romance 12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Run This City by Jet Lag Gemini 13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? Issues by Escape The Fate 14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? House Of Wolves by my chemical romance 15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? Fuckin' Perfect by pink 16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? somebody by Lemonade Mouth 17. HOW WILL YOU DIE? Hot 'N Cold by katy perry 18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET? I Kissed A Girl by katy perry 19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? Girls Just Wanna Have Fun by Miley Cyrus 20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? The Kids From Yesterday by my chemical romance 21. WILL YOU GET MARRIED? So What by Pink 22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? Kids in Love by Mayday Parade 23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU? To the Sky by Owl City 24. IF I COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? One Sweet Love by Sara Bareilles 25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? 10 Miles Wide by Escape the Fate 26. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS? Freak The Freak Out by Victoria Justice FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, stupid?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. hahahahahaha FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - bich - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DANG!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Would ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will re-send this! 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... DO NOT CHEAT OR IT WON'T WORK AND YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN'T. TAKE 3 MINUTES TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT. DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT. IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY 1st. Get PEN and PAPER 2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW 3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results. 4th SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT THE TIME DON..T READ AHEAD otherwise YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN. 1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT. ~ 2. Next to the NUMBERS 1 & 2, WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS YOU WANT. ~ 3. Next to the NUMBERS 3 & 7, WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX. SAME SEX IF GAY. CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT. ~ 4.WRITE ANYONES NAME (like friend or Family..) next to 4, 5, & 6. DON..T CHEAT OR YOU..LL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID. ~ 5.WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11. ~ 6.Finally, MAKE A WISH ARE YOU READY? ~ ~~ ~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ HERE IS THE KEY TO THE GAME. ~ - THE NUMBER of PEOPLE THAT LIKE YOU is found in SPACE 2. - THE PERSON IN SPACE 3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE. - THE PERSON YOU LIKE but your relationship CANNOT WORK is in SPACE 7 - YOU CARE MOST about the PERSON you put in SPACE 4 . - THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO KNOWS YOU VERY WELL. - THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS YOUR LUCKY STAR. - THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE PERSON IN NUMBER 3. - THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE PERSON IN 7. - THE 10TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT YOUR MIND - AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT LIFE. - NUMBER 1 IS YOUR LUCKY NUMBER . ~ *Repost this WITHIN AN HOUR OF READING THIS. IF YOU DO, YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE. * REPOST WITH CHINESE HOROSCOPE (Freakishly Correct) good luck noooo way paper can beat rock! Is paper supposed to magically wrap itself around the rock and leave it immobile? If so why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors,why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't there pieces of paper constantly suffocating people as theyattempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, cause paper can't beat anything! A rock would tear that crap in seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors I always pick rock. Then when some claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face and say ‘Oh sorry I thought paper would protect you!!’”... looks like little one learned her lesson or did she martion!! run rrrruuunnn away!! Post this on your profile if you hate racism. OOOHHH BURRNN! "They hurt her" About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them. FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off. Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true. If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you. If you have ever made up your own language just for fun, copy and paste this into your profile. Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this!:) very funny!! 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, 2) STAND silent and motionless in the 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look 12) TRY to make personal calls on the 13) DRAW a little square on the floor 14) WHEN there's only one other person 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they 16) ASK if you can push the button for 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. 23)WHEN the elevator door opens run outside and down the hall yelling, "OH NO I'M GONNA MISS THE ELEVATOR!!" Really Dumb Store labels: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (too late ) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (thank you captain obvious . . .) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (no comment . . .) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Oh yeah because many kids are driving cars and operating machinery these days . . .) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Isn't that kinda the point??) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (okay that made me curious, what other use??) On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (captain obvious has returned!!) On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (because they don't want to give us the fake bacon, they want to give us the real fake bacon :P) On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. Girl: Do i ever cross your mind An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit! Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up. Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon. You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. "Wal-Mart, do they, like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. But not so much tastey! When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. when life gives you lemons spit lemons into lifes eyes -I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS! -If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried -Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. -Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. -Guns don’t kill people. Bullets kill people. -Trying is the first step toward failure -If you think that the Cookie Crisp wolf should stop coping the Trix Rabbit and needs to get his own life, copy and paste this into your profile. -My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone. -The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why not. Man: Where have you been all my life? Don't judge a man until you've walked a mile in his moccasins. That way you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!! When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let life wonder how the heck you did that! "What do I look like? The Wizard of Oz? You need a brain? You need a heart? Go ahead. Take mine. Take everything I have."- Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn "Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional" - Greta Randolph "And if the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into a ditch" -Matthew 15:14 "Aerodynamically, the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know that so it goes on flying anyway"- Mary Kay Ash "Patrick:I'm mad!, Spongebob: What's wrong patrick?, Patrick: I can't see my forehead!" "Show me a girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a girl who can't put her pants on" - Annik Marchand "Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass it's about learning to dance in the rain" - Unknown Pick twelve random PJO characters 1. Annabeth Chase 2. Chiron 3. Luke Castellan 4. Percy Jackson 5. Silena Beaureguard 6. Tyson 7. Bianca DiAngelo 8. Nico DiAngelo 9. Rachel Elizabeth Dare 10. Clarrisse La Rue 11. Grover Underwood 12. Thalia Grace Try Not To Cry, Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Please if you would, If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as this is my youtube page http://www.youtube.com/user/TheNickandme13#p/f/14/X1Fqn9du7xo love me hate me still an obsession love me or hate me that is the question if u love me then thank u if u hate me * u.(i lo lo lo lo ve that song(and that song) When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. REMEMBER WHEN .. getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground? the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs? 'm 0 m' (was your hero) and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry? when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest? when - WAR- was a card game and life was simple and care free? remember when all you wanted to do WAS GROW UP? Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it? To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining. Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see them tumble down the stairs. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do? Fighting for peace is like f'ing for virginity. God must love stupid people. He made SO many. Good girls are bad girls that never get caught. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise. Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat. Knowledge is power, and power corrupts.So study hard and be evil. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this sht..." Deja Vu - When you think you're doing something you've done before, it's because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends. Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye. Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them? You know, they got a luggage store in the airport? A place to buy a piece of luggage? How late do you have to be for a flight where you're like, 'Fck it - just grab a pile of sht. We'll get a bag at the airport'. Join The Army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them. When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? The Miss Universe pageant is fixed. All the winners are from Earth. The best way to lie is to tell the truth, the 111111carefully edited truth. What is the most important thing to learn in chemistry? Never lick the spoon. If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from? If I'd shot you sooner, I'd be out of jail by now.Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster with more energy! 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's Colin. If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, why isn't anything in the store free yet? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen. Without ME, it's just AWESO. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!' Love vs. Sex Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God... (\)_(/) This is Bunny. /l、 Yay kitty! This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your Did you know... If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and see if ohtres can raed it. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .sSS... ... ..sS... ... ... ... ... ... ... . If you're a girl and you've ever If you have ever stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this in your profile. If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this in your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever run into a wall, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this in your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy onto your profile. If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you freakin' could, copy and paste this in your profile. 95 percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the 5 percent who aren't, copy and paste. If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste. If you have ever forgotten what you are talking about in a conversation, copy and paste. If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste in your profile. If you are hyper, and like being hyper, and is hyper all the time. COPY AND PASTE! Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy and paste this into your profile. If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with a song you actually A) dream about it, B) sing it in school no matter who's listening or, C) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how of key you are, copy and paste this into your profile. If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile. Only crazy people understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, put this in your profile. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile. If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile. (Yeah totally, Kicking and Screaming with Will Ferrel~) If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy an paste this in your profile. If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you copy and paste this to your profile. (Sigh yes it's called my homework, it somehow always goes missing on me!) If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations, and copy and paste this to your profile. 98 percent of teenagers, do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels. If you once choked on food, spit it out, and then it landed in your friends food and/or on their face copy and paste this on your profile. If you knew that 90 percent of all statistics can be made to say anything 50 percent of the time, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy and paste this onto your profile. (It's like.. those signs aren't there until AFTER you trip) If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (His Name is Nate) If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. (Ouchie but yeah) If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile. (Yes Name is Nate, duh!) If you're nocturnal copy and paste this in your profile. Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile. Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you easily finish one novel a day, copy/paste onto profile.(I finished Matilda in one day, What? That's a novel... right??) If you don't think that everything Oprah says is true and you don't watch her religiously then copy/paste onto profile. (I don't even watch her.) Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy/paste onto profile. 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If you think flamers should not exist, and there should only be constructive criticism, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile. If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this to your profile. If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile. 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If you love Sonny With A Chance, copy and paste this into your profile. If you can't stop thinking of things to add to your profile, but really want to stop, copy and paste this into your profile. º¤ø„¸¨¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨ If you believe Fred Weasley is alive, copy and paste this into your profile! Girl Comebacks! Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together. Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Girls, copy and paste this on your profile! This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. ╔══╗ ¸.•´¸•´¨) ¸.•¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•¨) º¤ø„¸¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨ º¤ø„¸¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨ ¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¨°º¤ø. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. Αγαπώ σας If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile. Does anyone else find it sad that the only remotely hot guys are: POST THIS!! I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear." Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to."It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped.The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me." "I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''"My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. 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