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Joined 01-29-16, id: 7503987, Profile Updated: 05-23-16
Author has written 4 stories for Batman, Destiny, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and X-Men.

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? The 5 Very faint scars on the underside of my arm What do you think.

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Paint

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? I have been told by my siblings that I sleep talk so thats a thing

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? The music with the instruments and sounds and stuff.

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? IDK

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? To be able to spend time with my friends

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? The days i didn't debate suicide and my girlfriend

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My phone i'm already antisocial enough i don't need to be completely cut off from the world

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? IDK

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Nope

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Only in my basement i have heard a some scary shit come from down there for example very scary screams *gulp*

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? Me I told myself i wasn't worth it and that my girlfriend was gonna leave me and that i messed everything up so that happened.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? The one that smells good

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Hair color doesnt matter but i love very green eyes.

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? Nowhere Nobody will propose to me

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Energy drink coffee is liquefied shit in a cup

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Cheese

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Hmmmmmmm let me find the word what is it what is it oh yeah food.

20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? Do the little yellow crackers count?

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? Nobody really gives me gifts

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? ... No Comment

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? Yeah

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? The one brand that makes the shirts with the pictures and the sleeves and stuff

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? yes

27. WHAT KIND IS IT? Dog and cat

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Probably not if i was really bummed they were leaving i would cry and paly on the swings that go around my neck and hang from the tree

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? In person

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 29

31. BLONDE'S OR BRUNETTES? Hair color dont matter to me

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? The number attached to my girlfriends name

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? When people try to talk in an accent that isn't their original accent

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? No

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Sharp pointy objects

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Nope

37. FIRST JOB? Beggin my parents for money until they give me something to do for money

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? NO but Me and my older bro would put rubber bands on a sprayer attatched to our sink and then we would wait for someone to turn on the water and get soaked

41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Watching T.V.

40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? I think i woke up in a bathtub with a cut in my side one day never felt the same since.

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? People say i have really cool curly hair I despise it

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Nope but give it a month or two

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? A Kiss *wink* *wink* *Nudge* *Nudge*

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? IDK

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? No

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? No why wish on a star when you can have a black cloak and the blood of a virgin at your disposal

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? THe kind that goes in my hair.

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Nope

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? I am A vegan

52. ANY BAD HABITS? WHenever i am sad or worried or frustrated i bite the inside of my lip which is 95% of the time.

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? I don't have CDs

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? The people with the faces and the bodies and stuff.

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? NO Just dont be a B*CH and it will all work out

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? The tiny cuts on my arm i blame my cat for God i really hope she doesn't read this.

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? School

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? I had a remote control helicopter which my brother broke so i threw mine at his and said i was trying to get a good take off.

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? the number that has the curves and the lines and stuff

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? Yep

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Noooooooooo Not at alllllll

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE OR CHOCOLATE? Mashed potatoes disagree and i guess i will give you a running head start but it hard to out run a bullet.

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Decent looking and not a total B*Ch

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? E and Ethie

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? IDK

68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Archer

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? Please what am i like 30

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Chocolate

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Yes

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Today

75. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? About ninety

76. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Just do what you want with your life you will die anyway.

77. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? THe sound of a million screaming creatures.

78. LAST THING YOU DRANK? The blood of a virgin JK it was water

79. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My friend

80. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? Wether they are a B*CH or not and If they have green eyes.

81. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? The one by 21 pilots that has the words hence why i hate it so much it makes me want to go for a swim in a vat of boiling water.

82. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? People

83. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? October

84. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Dont ask all theese confusing questions Jesus

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Dark brown

86. EYE COLOR? Like a very strange blue that decided to give up color and become what they are today they gave up just like me

87. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? THe one that has food. KFC I will kill for those mashed potatoes *Grabs Knife*

88. YOU LIKE SUSHI? Never tried it

89. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Csi:NY

90. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? My birthday a day where people actually pay attention to me

91. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Yes I am a Badass at the Cello

92. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? NO more confusing questions please.

93. KISSES OR HUGS? .Well They dont happen to me so why should it even matter *sobs* *grabs knife* *Slits Wrists*

94. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships I dont want herpes or some other shit like that

95. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? A comic book for my Beautiful girlfriend *Talks to self* Now she wont be mad about the suicide stuff * Pats Self on Back*

96. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? Don't have one

97. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? THe one with words

98. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: NOOOOOO COMMMMMMENTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


My Favorite Poem Called The Destruction Of Sennacherib

The Assyrian Came Down Like The Wolf On The Fold

And His Cohorts Were Gleaming In Purple And Gold

And The Sheen Of Their Spears Was Like Stars On The Sea

When The Blue Wave Rolls Nightly On Deep Galilee

Like The Leaves Of The Forest When Summer Is Green

That Host With Their Banners At Sunset Were Seen

Like The Leaves Of The Forest When Autumn Hath Blown

That Host On The Morrow Lay Withered And Strown

For The Angel Of Death Spread His Wings On The Blast

And Breathed In The Face Of His Foes As He Passed

And The Sleepers Eyes Waxed Deadly and Chill

And Their Hearts, But Heaved Once And Forever Grew Still.

And There Lay The Steed With His Nostril All Wide

But Through It There Rolled Not The Breath Of His Pride

And The Foam Of His Gasping Lay White On The Turf

And Cold As The Spray Of The Rock Beating Surf

And Their Lay The Rider Distorted And Pale

With The Dew On His Brow And The Rust On His Mail

And The Tents Were All Silent The Banners Alone

The Lances Unlifted The Trumpets Unblown

And The Windows Of Ashur Are Loud In Their Wall

And The Idols Are Broken In The Temple Of Baal

And The Might Of The Gentile Unsmote By The Sword

Hath Melted Like Snow In The Glance Of The Lord


When Life Gives You Lemons

Make Grape Juice

Then Sit Back And Watch

As People Wonder How You Did It

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From Dusk to Dust by TAngel96 reviews
Humanity never saw it coming. The intergalactic empire began. The Golden Age was an era of greatness and peace. Then, the chaos hit. The Darkness and what was hidden inside of it caused the collapse. The intergalactic empire was brought to shambles. Cities crumbled. Billions of people died. Humanity was on the brink of extinction. It all started because of three guardians.
Destiny - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 86,295 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/2/2018 - Published: 5/6/2016 - Exo, Hive, Traveler, Vex
Life of the Pack by Brawl499 reviews
The Darkness is rising, and will soon move into a revived campaign against the Traveler. Many Guardians stand to meet these forces at the gates, but one, Fireteam Komodo, will unknowingly bring to light a very potent question: Are some Cabal, Vex and Fallen in situations so different from ours? On temporary hold for revision/improvement.
Destiny - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 213,196 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/26/2017 - Published: 10/11/2014 - OC, Riksis
I do by minachandler reviews
Missing scene from 4x16. After their not-wedding, Oliver comes to see Felicity in her dressing room. Smut.
Arrow - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/25/2017 - [Oliver Q./Arrow/Green Arrow, Felicity S./Overwatch] - Complete
DeadPool: Because I'm Bored by Jmgdog66 reviews
hai guys! im DeadPool, jmgdog thru this storee away, butt i recovrd it 4 u 2 reed. ENJOI!
Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/17/2016 - Deadpool/Wade W. - Complete
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The Terror reviews
There was a time when the crime in Gotham Was committed by your ordinary run of the mill criminals, but many years into Batman's time fighting crime in Gotham A new criminal shows up in Gotham with strange abilities. Follow Batman's adventure through four night of terror as he trys to find the identity of the criminal that will stop at nothing to get revenge for something He did.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/29/2016 - Published: 5/20/2016 - Bruce W./Batman
Poision
When a boy shows up to Charles's school afraid of what he can do and the destruction he may cause. It is up to Charles and the rest of the X-Men to show him his powers can be used for good. Magneto on the other hand has different plans for the Boy
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Published: 5/27/2016
The Not so Demi Demi god reviews
Oh hey you there with the face and stuff yeah you the one staring at your screen. Come on don't just read the summery come on read this its my personal journal come on its okay just a little peek that's all it takes read my journal learn my life Follow me on my adventures to Mustafar and to Krypton or just relax with some chips and read about me scratching my nuts it doesn't matter
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,956 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 5/21/2016
The Legend Of The Bow
A short story of how the QueenBreakers came to be and The fallen who wielded it.
Destiny - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Published: 5/21/2016 - Fallen, Queen of the Reef - Complete