![]() Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, Misc. Plays/Musicals, Misc. Books, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians. ok disreguard my last profile luvs.4.pjo because i forgot the flippin' password... Name: Brianna Clark D.O.B: December 4, 1995 Okay I was seriously depresed when I found out that their was like 1 Worldweavers fanfic well I am going to fix that yay far Alma Alexander Hobbies:Writing stories and hanging with BFFs IF DEREK SOUZA IS TO YOU WHAT EDWARD CULLEN IS TO SUPER-FANS, copy and paste this into your profile. Fav sayings:I'm not narcassistic, that dumbass just can't take a joke. Don't mess with a nation that needs medication I tried being normal once but it scared me He didn't sell it someone bought it from him Silence I kill you To suck or not to suck that is the question (all you pervs who took that the wrong way f you) That is epic Giggity-Giggity-Giggity-Goo You ate my cookie I don't suffer from insanity I love every minute of it SLC I'll throw chicken at your face (both this and SLC you had to be their in order to know what I am talking about) Good friends will help you move a couch, best friends will help you move the body... It's only illegal if you get caught To the world you may be just one person... But to one person you may be the world... god made mud, god mad dirt, god made guys, so girls could flirt! Boys SUCK! ...but don't worry... we can hide them hickeys! You Go Girlfriend! ... but your boyfriend can stay! Some people are like slinkies; not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states. I haven't lost my mind I left if by the... Sweet marshmellow Jesus Fuc me seven ways I took a quiz and found my color, iz awesome... White You value law, order, community and light. You love to protect the social order and the rule of law. At your best, you are just and protective. At your worst, you are authoritarian and dogmatic. Your symbol is a sunburst. Your enemies are black and red. Fucing Grammar Nazi!! E PLURIBUS UNUM (Out of many,one) About me:I am straight but my cousin is a lesbian 3 of my friends are Bisexual and my brother is gay. If you think Luke should be tortured in every way possible and if he dies bring him back to life and do it all over again copy this to your profile. If you repeatedly read page 203 in The Battle of the Labyrinth, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever considered going to the EmpireStateBuilding and asking for an audience with Zeus, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate Luke and you want to be the one to push him off a mountain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile Copy and paste this into your profile if you and your BFFs watch movies just to laugh at them and make fun of them. If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like chocloate as much as I do copy this in your profile If you are a total clutz copy this into your profile. Weird is under-rated. Copy and paste this in your profile, if you agree and add your name to the list: Celiana, SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Seweedbrainrocks314, Shorty and KG Inc., AVirgoGirl,cheergrl13,luvs.4.pjo If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into yor profile. If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes. If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then copy and paste this in your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), cheergrl13 (= )luvs.4.pjo(Bri) If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and i mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile. If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile. If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. If you've ever tripped over nothing, copy this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile! 92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile DO""DO NOT CLICK THIS Do not click the thing above because it is so extremly halariose I don't think you can take it :P Roses are red, violets are blue...God made me pretty, what happened to you? Don't hate me because i am beautiful...hate me because your boyfriend thinks so. Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. I love deadlines. I especially love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. Check this out... I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile If you think the kids should just give the rabbit his dang cereal, copy this, and put it in your profile. ()_() 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile please If you have ever wanted an inanimate object to go die copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Ninja of the Flames, Spuffy on Hiatus, ilovekyosohma, Chishio Naito, Kish's Kittie, Property of Kish, xMew Ichigox, MikaTheCatHanyou, gold sea glass, luvs.4.pjo If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict If you think the purple teli-tubbie is related to Michel Jackson post this onto your profile. If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your signature I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. REMEMBER WHEN If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go into the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored? Post this on your profile if you hate racism. If you are crazy and proud of it : copy and paste this onto your profile. Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile: My name is sarah child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! if you cried while you read the abuse and abortion story copy both to your profile. A piece of literature about saying 'Goodbye'... Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mommy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But Mommy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry Mommy I had to go, but Mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mommy please tell Daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mommy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mommy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mommy why'd it have to be me, no one deserves this Mommy warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss And Mommy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mommy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But Mommy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mommy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mommy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mommy I wanted to live But Mommy I must go now The time is getting late Mommy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you Mommy I always have I know you know it's true Mommy all I wanted to say is "Mommy I love you" In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "Goodbye" Now you have two choices: 1). Re-post and show you care 2). Ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart -~- Here you go girls! the replys for boys with cheezy lines! -~- Man: Where have you been all my life? I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Athena supporter 'cause she wasn't born in full battle armor to plan a tea party.If your an Athena supporter copy this to your profile Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I'll kick you in the balls repeatedly. Everyone says I'm creepy. Everyone says I'm dangerous. Everyone says I'm insane. But that's not true, I have the heart of an innocent little girl! ...Its in a jar underneath my bed. Wanna' see? I've got quite a collection! I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness If you love to copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile. because you know you want to. If you have ever stayed up for over 48 hours continuously just because you freakin' could, copy and paste this into your profile. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid ass. If you understand the true meaning of firendship, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!" 1. Only in 2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places 3. Only in America...do drugstores 4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, 5. Only in America...do banks leave the BIG difference between friends and BEST friends A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumb ass?" A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?" A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME! LET’S DO IT AGAIN!! "Elmo knows where you live". If you shivered after you read this, copy and paste this into your profile. 37 Things to do in an Elevator This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5. Meow occasionally. 6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly. 7. Say "DING!" at each floor. 8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons. 9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them. 16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 21. Swat at flies that don't exist. 22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it. 23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off. 24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you. 25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" 26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently. 28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it. 29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..." 30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't. 31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer. 32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting. 33. Ask, "Did you feel that?" 34. Tell people that you can see their aura. 35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again." 36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time” When someone walks in. DO NOT READ BELOW UNLESS YOU WANT TO GET CURSED |
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